So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 269 At the beginning, I pretended to be a gentleman among my classmates for a year or two, but it was a pity that it was exposed

"Wake up black sun, wake up black sun, wake up black sun..."

"Oh, Xiaoli, don't make trouble..."

Heiyang opened his eyes in a daze, feeling that someone was pushing him all the time, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it.

"Uh……"

The hand feels a bit thick, and before Heiyang could react, there was a short exclamation, and a sudden force came to pull the thing in his hand away, but there was still something in his hand.

"Uh?"

Heiyang woke up, sat up, shook his drowsy head, turned his head to look at his hand in a daze, er, a white cotton sock?

"so……"

Heiyang turned his head to look at the shocked Hongli, and saw that the latter had only one foot with socks on, and the other was bare.

"you you you……"

Hongli crossed her legs, gritted her teeth and said "you you" for a long time, and finally managed to speak.

"What are you doing! You suddenly woke up and startled me!"

"Uh……"

Heiyang blinked his eyes, quickly realized, rolled his eyes, and casually threw the cotton socks in his hand on the short wardrobe a little far away, but Hongli trembled in fright, and quickly raised his head to look at Heiyang. Positive.

"You, what do you want?!"

"What do I want to do? How should I say it? Kick me, right?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli speechlessly, who turned her head away guiltily.

"Again, I didn't use any force. Who, who made you sleep so hard, pushing you several times without waking up... Well, that's it, I'm right!"

"Ah, wake me up, won't you?"

Heiyang raised his head, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Then the question is, why did I suddenly lose consciousness? It's so strange, Xiaoli, do you have any idea?"

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hongli's expression was stiff, and she kept laughing.

"Dang, of course I have no idea, how do I know why you fainted suddenly, hahaha..."

Heiyang stares, stares!

Hongli: "..."

"I was wrong!"

Hong Li buried her head in the quilt, holding her head in defense.

"I'm sorry! I didn't poison you on purpose, bah bah, I didn't mean to give you medicinal wine, woo woo woo...

I am not, when I have something good, I think of you first! "

"and……"

Hongli paused for a moment, then Mimi looked at Heiyang through a gap between her arms, and beeped unreasonably: "And who told you to be so obedient, if I tell you to open your mouth, you can open your mouth, and I will still Thought you would!"

"Tsk tsk, there's something good about hitting back."

Hei Yang curled his lips, held the red glass head in both hands, exposed her small face, looked at his girlfriend with dead fish eyes, and said quietly: "How can I guard against you? If you tell me to open my mouth, I will open it." .”

"You really...I cried to death!"

"Don't talk about these things."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, let go of his hands and sat up, leaning towards Hongli.

"So what kind of medicinal wine did you give me? "Heiyang Becoming Good Potion"? "Speaking and Obedience Wine", "Heiyang Obedient Water", "Brainwashing Liquid"?"

"Huh? What are you thinking!"

Hongli subconsciously said: "If it's really that kind of thing, the person who is trembling now should be you, not me!"

"Xing, as expected of you."

Heiyang snorted softly: "So what exactly is it?"

"Uh……"

Hongli gently leaned closer to Heiyang's ear.

"That's right, Guji Guji, Ji Guji Gu..."

"Tsk tsk, that's it..."

Heiyang showed a dazed expression, clicked his lips, and couldn't help sighing.

"It's no wonder I feel like I'm on top now. Purple-quality medicinal wine is okay."

"Above?!"

Hong Li's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I'm not mentally prepared yet!"

"???"

A bunch of question marks appeared on Heiyang's head: "There is something wrong with you."

"Ahem, don't care about such innocuous things."

Hongli coughed twice, and looked curiously at Heiyang.

"How do you feel? How does it taste? Is it delicious?"

"taste……"

Hei Yang frowned slightly: "It smells like wine, but I can't taste it, and I can't judge it.

There is also the smell of medicinal materials, cloves, star anise... a scent...

It seems to have a sweet taste, sugar?Honey?It's not very like..."

"Uh, that..."

Hongli raised her hand, and beeped softly: "The sweet taste is another thing I gave you to drink later, it shouldn't taste like medicinal wine..."

"???"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "There's more than one kind? When I passed out, how many weird things did you pour into my mouth!"

"Hey, what are weird things? Can I still harm you?"

Hongli put her face on her hips and looked at Heiyang with a face full of displeasure, and hummed softly: "You are distrusting your girlfriend, it is an extremely bad behavior!"

"Uh, so what?"

"It's just milk."

"Is that so..."

Heiyang nodded subconsciously, and suddenly widened his eyes: "What? Milk! That's all!"

"Milk!!!"

Hongli yelled frantically: "It's for you to sober up!!! What are you thinking!!!"

"I'm thinking……"

Heiyang blinked: "Milk? What else?"

"Heh, you've put it on, right..."

Hongli curled her lips in disdain, and suddenly thought of something, with a lonely look on her face again, and sighed.

"One year ago, the 16-year-old Hong Xiaoli was still a cute little girl who would blush when holding hands, but now my thoughts have become filthy, and I no longer have the face to face my parents..."

Hongli lamented: "I can't go back, I can't go back anymore, the pure Hong Xiaoli was stained by the black sun, woo woo woo...

If one day I become (), please remember my clear vision at the beginning, at least, that white red glass once came! "

"If you have clear eyes..."

Heiyang said quietly: "I'm sorry, Mouli's clear eyes were slaughtered by me more than ten years ago, and turned into dead fish eyes..."

Hongli: "..."

"Do not!!!"

Hongli showed sadness: "Is this the price of growing up? It's too heavy!"

"Okay, don't pretend to me either."

Heiyang lightly kicked Hongli, who was lying on the lower side, and whispered: "I admit that I am lazy, dirty words...

Didn't you buy some novels from roadside stalls one after another since you were 12 years old? "

"!!!!!!"

There was a roar in Hong Li's head, and an instant kill came behind Hei Yang, stepped on Hei Yang's shoulders with both feet, and at the same time stretched out two arms and legs to strangle the other party's neck!
"Hey, what are you doing, come down..."

Heiyang felt the terrifying murderous intent behind him, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead: "Why are you so impatient?"

"How did you know……"

Hongli's deep voice came from beside her ear.

"What?"

A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head.

"How do you know about this!

How do you know I've been around since I was 12...

Does anyone know?

Is it just you?
Anyone else in the know?

Does it mean that as long as I kill you, no one else will know?

Have you left any clues?
How much do you know exactly?

You... Forget it, just silence it! "

Hongli's eyes were red, and her limbs moved backwards...

"Wait a minute! Forgive me!"

Feeling the strong killing intent behind him, Hei Yang swallowed, and begged for mercy: "Xiao Li, calm down, only I know about this matter, well, only your dear husband knows about it, there is no rumor about it!"

"Really?"

"It really can't be more true!"

"Ahhh~~"

Hongli's whole body relaxed, and she lay on Heiyang's back, with a melancholy expression on her face: "How do you know this kind of thing, I'm obviously very careful, and I burn it after reading it, and I never leave anything alive.

Even if I haven't finished reading it occasionally, I will try to hide them everywhere. Sometimes even I can't find where to put them. How do you know! "

"Uh……"

Heiyang breathed a sigh of relief, and said speechlessly, "Guess why sometimes you can't find where to put it?"

Hongli: "..."

"Grass!"

Hong Li reached out and beat Heiyang's chest, and said aggrievedly: "So you, a thief, stole it from me? I haven't finished reading many of them!"

"I'm helping you with the tail, okay..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and suddenly showed a funny face.

"Speaking of which, other people's children have more or less been educated by their parents about relevant knowledge at that age, and you are self-taught.

And, if you really want to say it, it's your book that brought me down!
But there is one thing to say, the way you are holding the book with a blushing face and looking around furtively is really cute, as expected of Xiaoli!

hahahahahahahahahahaha……"

"Go to hell!"

"Crack!"

"what……"

Heiyang fell into bed, unable to get up again.

"..."

"..."

Fake, the black sun has risen again.

"So you woke me up just to show off that you only opened five boxes and opened gold quality items?"

"if not?"

Hongli raised her head triumphantly: "If you tell me that I am unlucky again, did you get slapped in the face severely?"

"Tch, I suspect you cheated..."

Hei Yang touched his head suspiciously, and said suspiciously: "For example, stealing my luck or something..."

"Bullshit!"

Hongli snorted coldly, turned her head away "angrily", guilt flashed in her eyes, and her tone was unhappy.

"Is it difficult to admit that others are good?
Do you have to find some excuses to gain a sense of superiority by belittling yourself?
snort!Smelly black sun, no quality, no morals, no conscience, who else would want your three-no product except me! "

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then I can only trust you, after all, you are my wife!"

"Hey! No yin and yang weirdness!"

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Hongli's head: "Say the words "believe" to me willingly and convincingly!"

"I believe you must have opened something, such as perspective, self-aiming, or directly modifying the gift box data..."

"Open your head!"

Hong Li replied, "Come here if you have the ability, and see what kind of bad life you can get out of your bad luck!"

"Open it, there are ten more..."

Hei Yang moved to the front of the gift box: "San Lian!"

"Wow! Purple Epic!"

"Wow! The Golden Legend!"

"Wow! Purple Epic!"

Hongli: "???"

"uh-huh?"

Heiyang raised his brows: "I can do it if I go."

"Okay, what are you proud of!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "It must be some kind of broken coffin, high-grade waste!"

"You'll know if you don't see it."

Item: Absolutely Breaking Defense Sword

Quality: purple

Effects: [-]. Ignore the defense of monks at the Nascent Soul Stage and below.

Second, at the cost of breaking the long sword, send out a blow that ignores the defense of the monks during the tribulation period!
Endurance value: 66666/66666 (20/second in recovery)
Introduction: Why not try to hack the absolutely defense-breaking gun?

Item: Absolute Defense Spear

Quality: purple

Effects: [-]. Ignore the defense of monks at the Nascent Soul Stage and below.

Second, at the cost of breaking the spear, send out a blow that ignores the defense of the monks during the tribulation period!
Endurance value: 66666/66666 (20/second in recovery)
Introduction: Why not try to poke the sword of absolute defense?

Item: Little flat peach seedlings
Quality: golden

Effect: Flowering every 30 years, fruiting every 30 years, 30 seeds, one prolongs life for [-] years...

Introduction: The oldest flat peach tree in the Ten Thousand Realms is said to be still alive, probably because this world is too lonely, so let’s accompany the universe until now...

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!
"stop!"

Hongli slapped Heiyang's two exclamation marks and quotation marks away, and said righteously: "It's only three things, repeating the exclamation twice can already express our shock!"

"It doesn't feel like this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but gasp, this golden quality item was so terrifying!
"Look."

Hei Yang pointed upward and upward, and motioned: "Isn't this better than an exclamation point?"

"Don't worry about it so much, the shock is over!"

Hongli snapped her fingers: "One, two, three, thirty, sixty, nine hundred, um...

Heiyang, do you know what this means?

Theoretically speaking, as long as we time it well, this flat peach tree can crazily pull the life value of our family of seven for an unlimited number of times!

In other words, with your flat peach tree, the life expectancy problem we are worried about is no longer a problem! "

"Ha, hoo..."

Hongli took a deep breath, her little face flushed with excitement: "Sure enough, I said there is no rush, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and the big problem is solved like this!"

"Well, don't be too happy..."

Heiyang directly poured cold water on it: "Do you know how to plant? Do you know what environment a flat peach tree can grow healthily? Do you know what nutrients a flat peach tree needs? Do you know what dangers a flat peach tree will encounter during its growth?

And, the two of us, who will be responsible for planting trees, have you ever thought about it? ! "

"what?!!"

Hong Li's eyes widened: "What? What? Are you still using us to take care of the flat peach tree? Are you still using us to plant it?"

"Otherwise? What do you think?"

"I thought……"

Hongli said with a look of disbelief: "Didn't the flat peach tree carry a shovel to find a suitable place to dig a hole, then bury its feet in it to absorb nutrients, and occasionally drag itself out to drink a few buckets of water when it's thirsty, and then dig a hole by itself?" Jumping back, if you feel that you lack nutrition, you can find a way to get some fertilizer to supplement yourself, and when it matures, will you come to us with a basket with a smile on your face?"

Hei Yang: "???"

"No, what kind of weird creature are you!"

"The flat peach tree is so powerful, why can't it become a spirit?"

"He has become a genius, and after he has his own wisdom, why should he give us fruit to eat!"

"Nonsense, we are parents, shouldn't it be filial to us? If you are not filial, you are rebellious!"

"Oh, instead of taking care of other people's peach trees, let them bring you tea and water, right?"

Hei Yang looked shocked, what kind of vampire... No, other vampires still hunt by themselves, you are a parasite!
Hei Yang touched the remaining gift boxes: "Hong Li, don't move around here, I'll get you a pink street lamp!"

"Climb, climb!"

(End of this chapter)