So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 2 Really, I planned it well yesterday!

"By the way, why are you so concerned about this kind of cultivation thing recently?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli suspiciously: "Logically speaking, you and I are both big salted fish, so you should stay far away from this kind of hardship, right?

Could it be that... you were bought by the Involution Brigade and betrayed the organization? ! "

"Almost got it."

Seeing Hei Yang's heartache of being betrayed, Hong Li rolled her eyes: "I am, I simply don't want to die..."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang was startled and quickly asked, "Is there anyone threatening your life? Tell me now, so I can take you away."

"Yes, I have a terminal illness!"

Hongli looked serious.

"Ah this!"

Heiyang Pupil Earthquake: "It's broken, I haven't studied medicine, or if you persist, I'll go to the medical center in the east of the city to be a teacher?"

"This disease...you can't cure it!"

"No way……"

Hei Yang couldn't believe it: "Otherwise, I'll go to the coffin shop in the west of the city to apprentice?
I will try to make you a close-fitting coffin...

Um, what are your measurements? "

"climb."

Hongli sighed: "This disease is called slow oxidation syndrome. Its specific manifestation is that as long as I continue to breathe, I will slowly die of old age and rot within 100 years. It's terrible!

But if you go to practice, you can live another 100 years in the Qi Refining Realm, and you can live up to 300 years after the foundation is established, and then the Jindan can live for [-] years, and the Nascent Soul can live for a thousand years...

There is also the legendary immortal. After immortality, this disease can be completely cured, so there is no need to worry about old age and death! "

"what?!"

Hei Yang was shocked: "Humans are still dying of old age?!"

"?"

A question mark appeared on Hongli's head: "Are you afraid that you have a serious illness, do you live old without dying?"

"I always thought it was a rumor."

Hei Yang shook his head and argued: "You think, if it is true as they say, human beings will die of old age.

Then two people give birth to one child, two people become one person, plus various natural and man-made disasters, diseases and accidents, and children die prematurely...

Shouldn't the number of humans be slowly decreasing over time?

But the reality is not like this, so I guess it is a rumor!

As long as we lie safely at home, we can live forever! "

"?????"

Hongli was full of question marks: "Well, after giving birth, I still want to live two more years, can't I?

Why in your algorithm, after the child is born, parents have to sacrifice to heaven? "

"..."

Hei Yang was expressionless for a moment: "Sorry, I came out in a hurry today, I forgot to bring my brain."

"Understandable."

Hongli nodded: "After all, it's normal to not see something so small occasionally."

"A curse, right?"

"Please don't be seated."

"Okay, okay, go home and take a medicinal bath, it's boring."

Hongli jumped off the stool and stretched out, revealing her graceful curves. Only at this moment did Heiyang realize that his good brother was actually a girl!

……

"Mom, I'm back."

Hei Yang stepped into the door of the house and greeted the mother at the door, who was instructing the maids at home to do something, and Hei Yang didn't bother to care.

As for Heiyang's father, at this point in time, he should be helping with the affairs of the city at the City Lord's Mansion.

Ignoring his mother's complaining expression of "Why did you come back so soon", Heiyang knew that she had the heart to match him and Hongli, but he was not in the mood to think about it now.

Lock the door and expertly add various herbs and hot water to the wooden barrel in the center of the house.

Seeing that the medicinal power was almost dissolved, Hei Yang didn't bother to care about the water temperature, so he took off his clothes and stuffed himself in, and suddenly bursts of heat rose from the top of his head.

Hei Yang didn’t want to stew himself, what he was doing was the so-called medicinal bath—in this spiritual world of self-cultivation, people with conditions like their Hei family would use them since their children were young. Herbs boil the body for it.

Although it is very weak, he can really feel that these valuable herbs are conditioning his body.

"But no matter what the conditions are, they are mortals."

Hei Yang sighed. Today's communication with Hong Li made the famous 16-year-old boy feel a little bit afraid of death.

To be honest, Hei Yang has actually experienced a death. In his last life, he lived in a modern society with advanced technology and information and no extraordinary power.

Coincidentally, in that life, he also died of an accident at the age of 16. Later, when he crossed the Naihe Bridge, he used Mengpo soup as mouthwash...

Hei Yang is not sure whether he can continue to reincarnate with his memory in this life, even in this world of self-cultivation, even if he is beaten to the core, it is normal!

Moreover, Hei Yang still remembered the way Granny Meng was so angry and scolded: "Stinky boy, when you fall into my hands next time, I will definitely give you a bowl of soup!"

At that time, Hei Yang secretly laughed at the mother-in-law.
However, if this life is to die again...

"hiss!"

Hei Yang couldn't help taking a sip of the medicinal bath, and spit it out quickly: "No way, that grandma looks quite old and should retire...

Besides, I've already crossed over, so it shouldn't be up to her..."

For a time, Hei Yang felt that his life was gloomy!
He wants to eat and drink, but he doesn't want to die!

"So, do I have to open the book too?"

Hei Yang felt that there were two villains beside his head scolding each other.

One is his lazy form, and the other is his slightly less lazy form!
"No, I want to live a happy life, I don't want to work hard to cultivate!"

"I really don't know happiness in the midst of happiness, do you know how many people envy you for this condition, and how many people with aspirations have to keep thinking about it because of family conditions?
If you don't cherish your chance, even if you are reincarnated as a dog in the next life, you will be lucky! "

"Then I'm a lazy dog ​​too!"

"..."

"hateful!"

He waved his hand to disperse the two villains, and Hei Yang sighed: "Then it's decided, from today onwards, work hard... Forget it, let's start from tomorrow!"

A little quilt, sleep big!
……

"Xiaoyang, what time is it, still can't get up!"

"Hey, mom, I'm 16 years old, don't rush into my room at every turn, it makes me feel very insecure!

And, this cock has not yet crowed, let me get up? "

"The rooster didn't know where it went, maybe it was caught blindly by those little kids who were catching spirits.

Besides, I'm not coming, I'm not coming, do you just want to lie in bed all day? ! "

"Well, maybe more than one day."

"Don't be rude, get up and practice your sword!

Look at you, and look at your uncle's cousin, everyone has already forged the seventh realm!
I don't ask you to catch up with your cousin who worshipped the Five Elements Immortal Sect, but you are competing with your cousin! "

"What's there to argue about..."

"Don't fight? You don't fight, others fight, and others worship Xianmen to fly to the sky and escape, turning stones into gold.

How about you?A handful of loess in a hundred years? "

Under the expectation of his mother's hope that his son will become a dragon, Hei Yang was reluctantly pulled out of the bed, took the wooden sword for practice, and pushed open the door.

"Shhhhh!"

The bitter north wind poured in, instantly making Heiyang spirits: "Mom! You didn't say it snowed last night! Look, it's still falling, how do you practice swords!"

"Yesterday you locked the door as soon as you got home, who has the ability to go in and tell you it's snowing?

Didn't you see that your dad didn't come back? He stayed directly in the City Lord's Mansion. "

"I lock the door, can't you open it too?"

"Hey, I'm giving my son a sense of security!"

"Mom, don't be weird..."

Heiyang sighed, and used the sword moves that had been engraved into his DNA one by one. They were said to be sword moves, but they were actually just the most basic chopping and chopping.

After more than ten years of foundation, according to my mother, it is "rain or shine"!
(End of this chapter)