So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 186 Please, Practitioners who can control the flow of water, it's super cool!

"crack"

Duanmu Qiaofeng staggered twice, fainted to the ground, and when she got up again, her face was expressionless.

"call……"

Heiyang breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, the surrounding gray fog gradually dissipated, and finally flowed into Heiyang's cuffs, and the skeletons also disappeared.

Turning his head and looking to the side, the disciples of Suantianmen had dispersed silently, hiding in remote corners or blind spots in the courtyard.

The copper snake returned to normal size, looked up and saw Hei Yang's expression was calm: "Shusha..."

"I'm going out."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "You take care of your home."

"rustle……"

The copper snake nodded.

Putting on a gray coat, Hei Yang walked towards the outside of the courtyard, passed the walnut tree, and found that Da Ma was gnawing leaves from the tree.

"Can you really bear that smell..."

Hei Yang couldn't understand, but he was shocked: "However, time flies, it's almost October in the blink of an eye."

The green leaves on the tree are shaking, and between the leaves, the plump walnuts have lost their green skin, revealing the fruit inside.

"It looks okay, but Xiaoli, would she like to eat it? Picking walnuts, picking walnuts, and then smashing walnuts when eating..."

Thinking about it, a string of black lines appeared on Heiyang's head: "If you think about it this way, it's too troublesome. Forget it, you should stay on the rotten tree..."

Walnut:"???"

……

"This piece of fruit has finally come down, the first two I heard from sister Xiaoqi..."

Hei Yang looked at the fruit stand by the street, walked and watched, listened to buyers and sellers bargaining, and secretly learned the speaking skills of adults, dazed.

"Look, take a look, the newly picked pineapples, cherries, passion fruit...

Hey, this handsome guy, buy a few catties of fruit and eat it back, it's so sweet! "

"Ok?"

Hei Yang suddenly heard someone calling him, smiled, and turned to the stall owner: "Boss, how much is this watermelon per catty?

Well, let’s have a twenty-pound one first, I’ll pick two big ones myself, hehe! "

It doesn't mean anything, I just want to eat fruit, definitely not because the boss called him a handsome guy or something, eh!

But having said that, a few years ago, everyone called him a handsome guy, but now the small print has been removed without knowing it, and he has really grown up.

Inexplicably, I feel a little sad in my heart. Even though my relatives and friends are still around, I feel depressed because of the difficulty of returning to the past.

Is it because you miss being treated like a child and being carefree?

Not sure, relatives and friends often say that I like to miss the past because I am not happy now, what about myself?

Well, I finally got my wish to be with Xiaoli, and I also learned a few tricks to protect my family better, that's great!
Then why does he miss the past, why not cherish the present time when he has this time, the right way is to spend time with his wife and family!

Oh, sure enough, Heiyang is hypocritical!
Thinking of this, Hei Yang shook his head, shook off the distracting thoughts in his mind, and said boldly: "Give me two more papayas!"

"Okay, just wait a moment!"

Item: Preserved Ripe Big Watermelon

Quality: grey

Weight: 5.2kg
Introduction: When it outcrops and embraces the sun, it seems destined to be hacked, and the terrifying upright ape calls it a gift of nature...Damn it, I knew it would be in a rotten place!
In the past, mother Qing Yiyi always told Heiyang and her father that she had shrewd eyes that would never be deceived by unscrupulous merchants.

But now, Heiyang Opening and Hanging can reach the same level, and it is even more accurate.

Hehe, this matter must not be known by the mother, otherwise the mother will look at it with resentful eyes of "the child's wings are hard, and the mother is stupid".

Appropriately showing weakness is conducive to family harmony. Although it will cause some nagging, I don't know how many people envy this nagging.

Anyway, Heiyang is in it, painful and happy...

When paying the bill, I subconsciously wanted to take out the spirit stone, but I was stunned for a moment before realizing it, and exchanged it for secular coins with a smile.

Say goodbye to the boss, put the fruit in the storage bag.

This stall is very good, just as good as the stall in my hometown, but I don't know if we will meet again in this life.

The world is so big, we always say goodbye to each other inadvertently, but Heiyang Hongli will never say goodbye!

……

"Haha, we meet again, Elder Yao..."

Hongli smiled and looked at the old woman in front of her. She was obviously not a weak and sick child, but she was about to mature like the elder of the medicine hall.

In other words, in one day today, there may be more people who know her new than the sum of the past five years!

Although, most of the people I met today were familiar with her... Ahem, I don't know each other if I don't fight, I don't know each other if I don't fight!

However, for some reason, she was supposed to enjoy the fruits of Yum's victory now, but she was brought to the medicine hall by Elder Huo before she enjoyed it for too long.

Probably able to guess what was going on, Hongli smiled with a guilty conscience: "Do you have to talk to me about something, how embarrassing!"

Elder Yao wasn't too polite, he came up straight to the point and asked, "How did you do it?"

"what?"

Hongli's smile froze slightly: "How did you do it?"

"I mean……"

Elder Yao was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "I mean, how can I wake up that kid Zao Shanghao? I've been wasting my energy for a while, he's sleeping like he's dead!"

"Ahem, is there a possibility..."

Hong Li boldly imagined: "Is he really dead?"

Elder Yao: "..."

"I can still tell the difference between the living and the dead!"

"Could it be that when I dug him out of the ground, I accidentally hugged him wrong, and carried a normal Tube disciple back to the medicine hall?"

Detective Hongli nodded and analyzed seriously: "Well, it's very possible..."

Elder Yao: "..."

"Although it is normal to suffer injuries during the battle, the Zongmen will definitely not pursue responsibility, but it will be different if someone dies."

Elder Yao rolled his eyes: "Then if you say so..."

"Ha, the child is not sensible, just kidding!"

Hongli quickly changed her words, looked at Elder Eye Medicine, then turned to look at Elder Huo, who was absent-minded, and laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, according to many actual combat experiences, he should faint for a while and he'll be fine!"

"for how long?"

"Uh, it depends on the dosage, if the dosage is different..."

"It was detected that he ingested a large amount of unknown objects..."

Elder Yao speculated reasonably: "According to the autopsy...cough cough, according to the analysis of the patient's examination, he should have been laughing upright at the time, probably laughing at you, and finally caught the flying er...soup?

Well, yes, I probably didn't sprinkle a few drops and drank it all. "

Hongli: "!!!"

Good guy, she's so direct, good guy, no wonder the other party didn't make a sound, no wonder the disciples who went down to dig him didn't faint together...

Is this the case, Senior Brother Zao Shanghao sacrificed himself for others, so that the land of the sect would not be polluted, he actually made such a sacrifice? !

He really...I cried to death...

"Ahem, that, it's really all right, trust me!"

Hongli coughed twice, showing a confident smile: "Trust me, I will definitely wake up!"

"How long?"

"Uh, starting in three years, is there a cap?"

Elder Yao: "..."

"No!"

Hong Li hugged her head and mournfully said: "The child is still young and ignorant, he's just killing and playing, let the child go!"

Elder Yao: "..."

God is killing me...

"What now?"

Elder Huo came back to his senses, looked at the innocent Hong Li, and smiled wryly: "This matter really has nothing to do with Xiao Li, it's all my fault.

Set up the Baisheng arena, recruited elite disciples, a lot of age, it's hard for a little girl, if the master and the old know about it, I'm probably going to die and put my head in the stomach..."

"Ham, Elder Huo, you also want to keep this child, and you have good intentions..."

Elder Yao comforted him a few times, and smiled helplessly: "Don't worry, I'm just asking, the child's vital signs are stable, nothing serious, and he will wake up naturally when the poison dissipates.

This child Xiaoli must have expected it in advance and acted accordingly. "

"Uh-huh!"

Hong Li nodded her head in agreement: "Proper, proper!"

"I also know that this child didn't use heavy hands. I can tell from the fact that she doesn't even use the tip of a gun..."

Elder Huo sighed, his palms and backs covered with flesh: "So, do we really have to wait a few years for Shanghao to wake up?"

"It's definitely not necessary."

Elder Yao smiled and clapped his hands. A few disciples of the Ministry of Water, who were fully armed and covered with water masks, came from the side: "Are you ready? Get ready for gastric lavage!"

"Elder, don't worry, you can grab it!"*n
"Don't be careless."

Elder Yao lectured with a serious face: "This time the task is particularly difficult, we must be ten times more vigilant, remember the last time, and the lesson from the last time?
Keep improving, correct mistakes, and never repeat the same mistakes, understand? ! "

"clear!!!"

Hongli: "..."

Huo Le: "..."

"Girl..."

"what?"

"Let's go."

"Uh, don't we have to wait for him to wake up?"

"It seems that we don't need us here, leave it to them, they look very professional."

"Indeed, and it seems to be experienced..."

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched: "Has there been many such incidents in your clan?"

"That was before 92..."

Elder Huo Le showed a look of reminiscence: "A nest of poison was mixed in the ingredients of the Zongmen cafeteria, it was still alive, probably because he didn't want to be a dish for the disciples, so he crazily poisoned the surrounding ingredients when no one was paying attention. .

As a result, the corpses of the entire sect were coughing and coughing... All disciples of the entire sect were poisoned and fainted.

Since then, it seems that such a team has been established, and there have been many similar accidents since then, and they have all played a very important role...

It's just that I'm not a professional, so I don't know much about it. "

"Ah this..."

Hongli sneered and said, "The sect really has...a long history!"

"really!"

Elder Huo nodded affirmatively: "Seeing that the sect is so humane and perfect, do you suddenly want to stay?"

"No, I want to go home more..."

"..."

(End of this chapter)