So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 171 Youth can't turn a fiery page, but every page is as happy as ever

On a boulder somewhere, a small jade bottle quietly appeared out of thin air.

Seven minutes later, several disciples of the Qi-refinement period of the Tianmen Gate passed by quickly, and the jade bottle disappeared.

"Huh, done!"

In a certain alley in Five Elements City, Hei Yang, who had been released from his hidden state, walked out slowly with a yawn: "Everything is going well."

"That's it."

Hongli watched Heiyang send the soul poison over like this, and couldn't help complaining: "It doesn't feel like a secret transaction at all."

"Oh."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli: "For example, like this? Well, did you bring anything?"

"Cough cough..."

Hongli cleared her throat and lowered her voice: "Don't worry, it's all in here, the money I want..."

"It's also ready, you can check it on the spot..."

Heiyang said in a deep voice: "Are you sure there is no one following behind?"

"Don't worry, we have already shaken off all the tails..."

There was a glimmer of gloom in Hong Li's eyes: "Just waiting for your batch..."

"boom!"

Heiyang suddenly made a dubbing voice.

"Damn!"

Hong Li's face showed panic, confusion and shock: "Where did it come from, where did it come from..."

"Gunshots..."

Heiyang reminded in a low voice.

"right!"

Hongli realized instantly: "Where is the gunshot coming from!"

"I should ask you this kind of thing!"

Heiyang showed anger: "You said you got rid of everyone..."

Hongli: "That's the tail you brought..."

Hei Yang: "Impossible! Someone must have leaked it..."

Hongli: "Bang! Pop! Boom!"

Hei Yang: "Not good! Uh! Ah! Aww!"

Hongli: "Paji."

"and many more……"

Heiyang was stunned for a moment: "What's the sound of paji?"

"Stupid!"

Hong Li hated iron for being weak and said: "The sound of your body falling to the ground, can't you hear it?"

"Ah, let's do it."

Heiyang scratched his head: "Then what's next? What's my line?"

"Idiot! You are a corpse, what lines do you want!"

"Too……"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"This kind of super embarrassing improvisation..."

Hei Yang secretly glanced at the passers-by on the street, and beeped softly: "For a child of seven or eight years old, it's a bit too naive..."

"But for our age group..."

Hongli tentatively asked cautiously: "Is it suitable?"

"Equally childish!"

"Grass! Indeed."

Hongli held her forehead speechlessly, and the villain first complained: "Really, how old are you, and I want my sister to play this kind of game with you..."

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "What about you? Didn't you mean to go to the elder? Why are you still wandering outside, timid and timid? Are you afraid again?"

"Who is cowardly? Ah? Who is cowardly!"

Hongli pointed at herself with wide eyes: "When did I ever counsel you? Who did I ever fear!"

"Don't say that there are none."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "I didn't persuade you to go, but don't be the one who is holding back."

"I'm slowing down? Isn't it me who leads the flight all the time?!"

Hongli quibbled: "I'm just lost because I haven't been to the place where the elder lives!"

"Get lost!"

Heiyang pointed to the right side of the screen expressionlessly: "Are you blind for such a big arrow sign, can't you see it?"

Hongli: "!!!"

I saw the side of the road, and I don't know when a road sign was refreshed, with words on it.

[The habitat of Elder Huole, follow the arrow and walk 800 meters to reach the next road sign. 】

[Baby, if you have any problems that are difficult to solve, or if you have psychological troubles, you can come to me, Elder Huo Le, I can listen to you at any time! 】

There is even a smiley face on the back!
"No, when did you suddenly appear here? Have you really been here all this time?!"

Hongli pointed at the road sign and exclaimed, "No, what the hell are you, what the hell am I...

So why did the elders specially set up this kind of road sign?Shouldn’t the elders be very busy every day! "

"Tsk tsk, follow the arrow."

Hei Yang couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "So you don't have any reason, do you?"

"Ah, yes yes yes."

Hong Li curled her lips, and went to Elder Huo's haunt with some reluctance.

One step, two steps, small steps, standing still...

"Hey, hey, that's too much."

Heiyang said speechlessly: "You will be overtaken by the snail in a while, so hurry up."

"Oh! Got it!"

Hongli became angry from embarrassment: "What are you urging! Heiyang, the ghost!"

"I do not care."

Hei Yang snorted softly: "I'll go to the post office now to see if there is any reply, before I get there, you must get it, otherwise you just wait and see!"

"Tch, who is afraid of you..."

Hongli curled her lips and quickened her pace: "I still say the same thing, life is such a long road, why go so fast...

You should slow down, take a look at the magnificent and magnificent scenery along the way, and take a look at all kinds of people...

Really, falling in love with you is not romantic at all!
Sure enough, is marriage the tomb of love? I guess it's already half buried..."

"Romance or something..."

Hei Yang beeped softly: "My mother said that from the day she got married, the romance ended directly and switched to real life.

The topic of discussion between her and my dad has changed from flowers and jewelry to who makes money and who supports the family, who cooks today, who washes the dishes tomorrow, who will bring the children, and what to do when they cry...

Oh, at that time, I belonged to that kind of particularly rebellious child, and it probably caused even more headaches, I'm really ashamed..."

"Ah, don't read it, don't read it, I already feel that the front is dark, just listening to it gives me a headache..."

Hong Li was half-spoken, but suddenly froze: "That's not right..."

"What's wrong?"

"What the hell are we..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "It seems to be like this all the time, who will pay for today's meal, and who will prepare tomorrow's snacks..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"like……"

Hei Yang also reacted: "Is that true?"

"Grass! So we skipped the romance stage and got buried early?!"

Hongli showed a sad and indignant expression: "What jewelry, what flowers, I don't seem to have any!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang turned his head away with some guilt: "What do you want that kind of thing for? It's useless..."

"That's what I said..."

Hongli said unhappily: "But whether to use it or not, and whether to have it are two concepts!"

"The end result is not the same..."

"All roads lead to the grave?"

"perhaps……"

"..."

Hong Li was speechless for a long time, and suddenly sighed: "In this way, there is no need to be afraid of any conflicts after being together, because these problems have always existed, and we are still used to it?"

"That is, his youth is as hot as a song, and his passion is surging..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "When you and I were old, we recalled our youth, only to find that recalling our youth can start when we are teenagers, because youth ends before it even begins."

"sad."

"Pity."

"sigh."

"sad."

"No, I think we have to do something different!"

Hongli clenched her fists tightly, with a dissatisfied expression on her face: "Don't salty fish and lazy dogs deserve passionate love?"

"Good idea, something needs to be changed."

Heiyang's face was calm: "So you promised, don't pretend to be dead tonight."

Hongli: "!!!"

"Actually, I think it's pretty good now!"

"Tsk tsk..."

"No yin and yang! Do you want me to smear your youth with your own blood?!"

"whispering sound……"

Heiyang looked at the post office in front of him, and turned to Hongli: "So, I'm already here, how about you?"

"I, I'm already here!"

Hong Li looked at the small wooden house in front of her, and there was a signboard of [Huole Elder's Home] clearly on the door, constantly reminding her that she had indeed gone right.

"Well, Elder Huo Le's house, it looks very ostentatious..."

Hongli beeped softly: "It's like an ordinary room."

"Then you're going in?"

"I know, I know!"

Hong Li waved her hand impatiently: "Then I've knocked on the door, I'm going to knock on the door, I'm really going to knock on the door!"

(End of this chapter)