So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 16 Do You Still Want Meat?
"Don't worry, don't worry."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Everything is under control, trust me, I'm very stable!"

"Not long after you said that last time..."

Hongli said faintly, "We fell to the ground and half-dead."

"Small problems, no harm!"

……

"Da da da……"

Out of the woods tapped the table with his fingers rhythmically, proving that he was in a good mood now.

It will be a month soon. According to his calculations, the giant tiger will soon be able to break through the Qi refining period. At that time...

Thinking like this, Chu Linzi couldn't help showing a slight smile on his face, even forgetting the confusing language of the shop assistant just now.

"Xianchang, Xianchang, here!"

The owner of the shop flashed out from the back room, holding the wine jar in his arms, with a little dust and sweat on his face, and smiled ingratiatingly: "This is the treasure of our town shop, the real century-old wine, and I also ask the fairy to give pointers. two."

"Um……"

Chu Linzi chuckled and nodded: "This Dao has been practicing Dao for hundreds of years, and he has also drank with many Taoist friends who are good wines in the world, and there are indeed many good wines.

This is only a hundred years of ageing, in the eyes of Ben Dao, it is actually like that.

But when I think that the lifespan of a mortal is only a mere hundred years, the weight of this wine is not only limited by the year, but it is enough to show the sincerity of you, but it is intentional. "

"Where is it, it's good that the fairy doesn't dislike it."

"what……"

Chu Linzi smiled and shook his head, watching the shop owner eagerly opening the wine seal and pouring the wine for himself, he couldn't help but feel a little proud: "I have to say, Five Colors City has outstanding people, and the people are simple. I have also been obsessed with the red dust for many days, hahaha.

It’s just a pity that I didn’t get to eat the famous spirit chicken around here, but nothing is perfect in this world…”

"Xianchang is right!"

"Xianchang is right!"

"I'm so sorry for waiting."

"Hey hey, here comes the chicken soup!"

"Ok?"

Out of the woods was about to pick up the wine glass, and licked the dog in his ear to speak and drink the wine, but suddenly heard a word that was not very harmonious...

He turned his head to look, only to see a young man and woman approaching with a smile, a handsome young man and a cute girl, and everyone around was stunned for a while.

It's not that they are overwhelmed by their looks. No matter how good-looking their faces are, they will eventually gain some immunity after seeing them too much. The reason why everyone is stunned is because these two faces are too familiar!

"Ha, everyone is here."

Hei Yang glanced at him and found that most of the people around were regular guests of the hotel, and they usually knew each other.

"You...you..."

The shop owner's fingers trembled slightly, pointing at Heiyang and Hongli, stammering and saying nothing.

On the contrary, Chu Linzi frowned and asked aloud, "These two are..."

"Oh, the Immortal Chief doesn't know something."

The shop owner wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and by the way, he moved behind the forest: "These two are the young masters of the Hei family and the Hong family, but they should have died in the forest a few days ago, isn't it? …”

The shop owner didn't say anything after that, and all the guests in the shop looked at the two Heiyang with the eyes of the monster, and the temperature of the whole room seemed to drop a bit for a while.

"There's nothing wrong with it."

Out of the woods shook his head: "I think you have heard the rumors. In Ben Dao's eyes, these two young girls are full of vigor and blood, and there is no word of death."

"Yes, yes."

Hei Yang took the words, lifted the lid of the pot in his arms, and suddenly a burst of heat rose: "We were lucky not to die, but instead we found the spirit chicken, and when we came back, we heard that the fairy was leaving, and we didn't even care about home. , I came over to meet the fairy."

"Is it true?"

A guest exclaimed, "So, are you two really alive?"

"Nonsense, didn't you hear what the fairy said, it must be alive!"

The companion on the side corrected him: "This shows that Second Young Master Hei and Second Miss Hong have their own good looks, and, if you don't die, you will have good luck!"

"Ah, that is to say, they meet the requirements for apprenticeship?"

"Hey, that's too bad. Two people, one pot of soup, how can they all be apprentices? There must be only one of them, and it depends on the mood of the fairy."

"One is also very good!"

"I didn't expect that it would be them..."

Everyone's faces were complicated, with envy, disbelief, and regret...

"Oh?"

Out of the woods raised his eyebrows and sniffed lightly: "Although this smell is very mild, it is indeed the smell of chicken...

Bring it to me and see, if there is no lie to deceive, my apprentice promise will naturally not break his promise...

If the taste satisfies the Dao, it is not impossible to accept them together..."

Well, after accepting the apprentice, he took it out of the city and fed it to his tiger.

Good boy, you have escaped your life, but you still have to send it to your door.

Thinking of this, Chu Linzi's brows were relieved, and a smile appeared on his face again: "Come, bring it over and let me taste it."

"okay."

Hei Yang approached with a smile, and the umami of the chicken soup became more and more intense. When he came out of the woods, he secreted saliva unconsciously. He felt that Hei Yang was moving too slowly, and he couldn't help but stretch his head to check...

"Well, not bad...this..."

Seeing the soup in the pot, the smile on Chu Linzi's face suddenly stiffened: "It's... how come it's all chicken feathers!"

"You still want to eat meat, don't you?"

Hongli's face was irritable, and her expression management was instantly out of control. She suddenly appeared behind the forest, and pressed the other's head into the pot, making the other's face come into close contact with the boiling soup, and the soup splashed everywhere.

"I'll let you eat, I'll let you drink, what's your name, oh, Daoist idiot, right? Drink, give me a drink!"

"Hongli, you remembered it wrong, they are obviously called the old mad Daoist."

Hei Yang stopped acting, and took the pot to paste on the opponent's face: "It's you, it's you, ah, you made me a savage for more than 20 days, huh?!"

The two suddenly attacked, and all the drinkers in the tavern were stunned, their brains were blank, and their brains were buzzing.

What happened and what did they see?
Immortal Chang Lin Zi, who was licked respectfully by everyone, was suddenly pressed into the pot, and in an instant there was no immortal temperament left.

For a time, everyone present only felt that they were not in a dream, although it was difficult to dream of such absurd scenes in a dream.

"Gudududu, uuuu, cough cough..."

Chu Linzi himself was also fooled by the sudden feeding. After being choked for several times, he realized what had happened. He was shocked and angry for a while, and no matter what his demeanor was, he suddenly broke free from the two of them.

"Bah!"

Out of the woods spit out a mouth full of chicken feathers, and looked at Heiyang and Hongli with a ferocious expression: "You, disrespect the Immortal Master, seek your own death!"

After all, it is necessary to mobilize the spiritual energy to suppress the two.

Unexpectedly, the two of them just looked at him calmly.

Hongli's two little hands patted lightly and beat the rhythm, while Heiyang dubbed the voice: "It's true, it's true..."

"Huh? You..."

The complexion of Chu Linzi changed, and he suddenly felt powerless. The two people in front of him seemed to have double shadows.

"boom!"

When he came out of the woods, he fell to the ground, his spiritual energy overflowed, and under the exclamations of everyone, there was no human form!

"Good guy, it turned out to be a weasel."

Hei Yang raised his brows, picked up the stool beside him, and went out of the woods to say hello!
(End of this chapter)