So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 143 Have You Eaten?

"Hei Yang, I'm thirsty, how about I go get a drink?"

"Drink the northwest wind."

"Heiyang, I'm hungry, how about I go eat something?"

"Eat my punch."

"Black Sun~~"

"reject."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, and looked at Hongli speechlessly: "I told you, can you be more serious, use your heart, and stop doing two things at once, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!"

"So you have this time to spy on me here..."

Hongli opened her eyes, and couldn't help but said: "With this time, why don't you practice with me, it's obviously faster!"

"Won't that make you whore my progress for nothing?"

Heiyang's tone was calm: "The three monks have no water to drink. I don't believe that if you practice together, you will hold back your laziness!"

It's like everyone is lifting heavy objects together, there are always one or two dogs who don't work hard.

The imaginary group work: everyone is united as one, the division of labor is clear, the team members actively participate, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, each show their special abilities, and complete the task easily, quickly and efficiently.

De facto group work: the team members disperse in a hurry, shirk each other, and finally leave the team leader or a responsible team member to carry forward the burden, and do the work of the whole group by one person, perfunctory, just for the task .

The so-called principle of strength in numbers cannot be applied to lazy dogs!

Thanks for the invitation, my blood pressure has soared.

"so……"

Heiyang nodded affirmatively: "Please complete the homework independently!"

"Oh--"

Hongli dragged her long voice, and responded unhappily.

Although she knew that Heiyang was right, it didn't stop her from crazily pricking Heiyang's little scarecrow in her heart!

……

2000 YEARS LATER
……

[During the operation of the great clever talent, your contract object (Hong Li) has a deeper understanding of the skill of Bengqimaoliu (blue). 】

"Hey! Is your obsession with being lazy already so deep?
Miss Hong, what are you comprehending! ! ! "

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "Occasionally you have to forge ahead, don't let people look down on you!"

"Tch, annoying spirit!"

Hongli wrinkled her nose and looked at Heiyang: "By the way, I remembered one more thing..."

"Ugh."

Hei Yang sighed: "Big adventure..."

"Don't! It's really something!"

Hong Li hurriedly stopped her: "I just remembered, I originally planned to pay Xiao Yun back as soon as I got back!

As a result, because I went to see my aunt yesterday, and then had an emergency meeting, I still haven't paid back the money.

If you don't hurry up, what if Xiaoyun starves to death?
Oh, by the way, her Xiaoli Huohe was also born, waiting to be fed!
This is the life of mother and child!Isn't this kind of thing important enough? ! "

"Well, also..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, scratching his head, if he owed someone money, it would be better to pay it back quickly, if he really had to wait for someone to urge him, it would be a bit too embarrassing.

"Then you pack up quickly."

Hei Yang urged: "After asking how much money is owed, just tell me, and I will send you the money."

After all, when Heiyang was trapped in the mist, if Xingyun hadn't come to the emergency and provided Lingshi, perhaps Hongli would have reached the foundation-building stage one step later.

If he was a little slower, he might have really drank that Mengpo soup, or he might not have arrived in time to save Heiyang or something...

This kind of favor must not be forgotten. It is the duty to borrow and repay the money, and the favor has to be counted separately.

"Well, I understand!"

Hongli patted her chest, and gave Heiyang a look of "you can rest assured that I will do things": "Then I will post the video!"

"Eh?"

Hei Yang was stunned: "Repay the money, why do you have to hang up the video?
Do you want to make fake accounts and get kickbacks as a middleman? "

"Eat your head!"

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Hongli's head: "I'm going to someone's girl's house later, is it okay to watch the video for you?!"

"Uh, it really doesn't seem appropriate..."

"Then it's over? Hang up! See you later!"

"Hey, wait...beep..."

The screen disappeared in front of Heiyang: "Just a moment..."

.........

"Oh oh oh oh oh!"

After confirming that the video was hung up, Hongli finally couldn't help but roared to the sky, tears welling up in her eyes: "I'm free!!!"

Well, temporarily!
Lying on her back on the bed, Hongli subconsciously let out a soft snort, she doesn't have to think about anything, doesn't have to do anything... What a happy thing it is!
"I really want to be like this, and have a good night's sleep."

Hongli murmured lazily, her upper and lower eyelids began to fight, her thoughts flew farther and farther, and she was about to lose consciousness...

Suddenly, a picture of Xingyun's mother and son hugging each other pitifully for warmth because they had no money to buy food flashed before her eyes...

"call……"

Shaking her head and sighing, Hongli put on the red coat casually, walked to the mirror, and looked at the face that couldn't lift her spirits...

In a trance, those dead fish eyes seemed to have changed their face, like a fucking black sun? !
【Don't let me know you're being lazy! 】

"hiss!"

Hongli shuddered, and looked again, only to find that she was still in the mirror.

"Ah, I got it, I got it, Hei Yang, are you annoying, your ghost is lingering!"

Hongli yelled into the mirror: "Even without your supervision, if you say you don't slack off, you don't slack off. I, Hongli, will do what I say!"

With a cold snort, she propped her upper and lower eyelids with both hands, and opened them fiercely. Hong Li stared at herself in the mirror, and nodded.

"Very good, with this momentum, let's go!"

……

【Mom and Dad, it's me, Heiyang! 】

【Well, I've arrived in Five Elements City. I arrived on August [-]nd, just in time for Xiaoli's birthday. We had a great time.

Now I temporarily live in my aunt's house, so I don't have to worry about eating and drinking. 】

[This time I went out, um, how should I put it, I really saw a lot of the world, and I encountered some small troubles occasionally, but they were resolved without any risk. 】

【Calculating carefully, it has been nearly five months since I left home, nearly two months were spent on the road, and it seems that I have stayed in the capital for about three months. 】

[Wang Du, how should I put it... My evaluation is that it is not as good as ours! 】

[People here are always in a hurry, and they are very noisy, the air quality is not good, and the prices are more expensive than ours... Anyway, I can't get used to the pace of life there. 】

[As for the City of the Five Elements, I haven’t been here for long, I’m not familiar with it, and I’m too lazy to go out for a walk, so I won’t mention it. 】

【Ha, stop complaining to you guys, how are you doing recently?Did you miss me?Anyway, I always want to go home...]

[I know, I know what you guys want to say, a child who loves the family is worthless, but what it looks like to be promising, I still don't understand...]

[To be honest, this year has been very hard and tiring.

Well, of course, this kind of hardship is only for me, maybe it is nothing in the eyes of hardworking people.

You say I’m lazy all the time, but I actually know that most people are lazy because they know that they have too many problems, but I know that you are by my side to help me find out…

After leaving the house, I realized more deeply how much you have paid for my safety...

The reason why people are lazy is because they lack a sense of urgency and pressure.

If there is only laziness and no sense of urgency, you probably don't bother to open your eyes even in the face of death.

But if the sense of urgency overwhelms laziness, it will be very painful.

Fortunately, I have both, and laziness firmly suppresses the sense of urgency, coupled with a little bit of hard work and a lot of luck, I think I have the ability to bear this stability now, hehehe. 】

[Well, in the end, I discussed it with Xiaoli, thinking it would be more comfortable to live at home.

But when I get home, the progress of my practice will definitely slow down. Do you have any suggestions? 】

【Oh, by the way, and the letters that Hongli sent over can be viewed dialectically, what can be believed and what can't be believed, I think your parents, uncles and aunts know it well, I believe you understand! 】

Closing the letter in her hand, Qing Yiyi shook her head and scolded with a smile: "This child, writing a letter is like talking in his mother's ear."

After thinking about it, Qing Yiyi flattened the letter paper and wrote lines of beautiful characters.

[Is there any suggestion, come back when you are homesick, and wait until your parents get bored before leaving. 】

【The door of the house will not always be open for you. After all, you are afraid of attracting thieves in the middle of the night. If you don’t come back during the day, you can find a way to climb over the wall in the middle of the night. 】

[Meals will not be kept for you forever, after all, they will go bad after a long time. If you don’t come back at the meal time, you can go to a restaurant outside to find something to eat. 】

[The lights won't be on for you forever, after all, Mom and Dad still have to sleep, if you don't come back when we wake up, just go back to the house quietly, don't wake us up. 】

[The beautiful things you cherish and love can't stand the long wait. It's best not to miss them. If you miss them, you have to find a way to make up for them! 】

[You and Xiaoli are lazy and good kids! 】

(End of this chapter)