So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 136 Those who have died will never die again; those who are alive can die repeatedly!

"Grass, Black Sun, right?"

Hongli stood up, with an angry look on her face: "I finally understand that anyone can work hard to cultivate immortals, except you as a lazy dog!

A stubborn donkey can't go away without a whip. As a girlfriend, I should give you some proper whip! "

"Oh, you want to beat me with a whip, don't you?"

Hei Yang also stood up, and Hongli couldn't help taking two steps back because of her height advantage: "Hmph, it's only been a few chapters of love, so you can't pretend anymore, right? You've revealed your true colors, right?"

"Just show it, just show it!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Don't pretend, either of us doesn't know who!

The gentle and obedient Hongli is only a limited appearance creature, most of the time, you still have to be with me, a lazy iron waste! "

"Is it a coincidence?"

Hei Yang sneered again and again: "The serious and responsible Hei Yang is dead, now I have the final say here!"

"Oh, bah!"

Hongli showed disdain: "According to what you mean, the halftime break is over, and you want to start a war again, right?"

"Oh, boring!"

Hei Yang mocked: "I want to see blood flow like a river!"

"crunch crunch..."

Heiyang and Hongli stood facing each other, one looked down, the other looked up, they could even feel the other's breath on their faces, their teeth were grinding fiercely, and it seemed that electric sparks would pop out at the place where their eyes met!
"ridiculous."

Facing Hei Yang's high pressure, Hong Li felt a little embarrassed, and simply jumped off the bed.

"Hmph, just wait, I'm in the foundation building period, and I have a recommended disciple spot in my hand, so I'll pull you into the organization too!"

"Oh, you pull me and I will go, am I stupid?"

Hei Yang retorted: "I don't agree, why not?"

"I don't care if you agree or not!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "When the time comes, I'll call my aunt Xiaolong or something, and together I'll take you up the mountain to be my Mrs. Yazhai, and I'll keep you so that you'll be so ineffective every day!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"A pyramid scheme, right?"

Heiyang's pupils trembled: "Don't say anything else, can you guarantee that Xiaolong will listen to you?"

"Heh, he sure wants his brother to be by his side!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"It's useless to put a question mark on your head!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Since we can't enjoy the blessings together, you can come to hell to accompany me! My good boyfriend!
Eh?What about my socks?Where did you throw my socks? "

"Oh, that one."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Isn't that just stored in the storage bag I gave you?"

"What the hell, I'm talking about real socks!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth: "Who wants to go out wearing your shameful clothes!"

"Then I don't know."

"Okay, sister, I don't wear socks anymore, are you satisfied!"

Hongli put on the shoe covers with bare feet, and gave Heiyang a look: "Hmph! Wait... What the hell am I doing with a gun?"

"promise."

Hei Yang pulled out the spear from the storage bag on his body, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "Come and get it if you want it."

"Wow, you are sick!"

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "You stole all of this?"

"Oh, I won't take it away for you, but let you get drunk and stab me, right?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, I want to come and get it myself."

"Heh, if you let me go, I'll go!"

Hongli opened the door: "Sister, I don't want it anymore, you can keep it to yourself!"

"Hey, it's boring."

Hei Yang pouted, reached out and threw the spear over: "Hey!"

"Humph."

With her back to Hei Yang, the corners of Hong Li's mouth slightly raised, she caught the spear with her backhand, and hung it on her back: "Wouldn't it be better if this was done earlier?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

After Hei Yang put on his shoes, he walked to Hong Li, who was deliberately slowing down, and put the latter's coat on her: "Shall I take you to the bottom of the mountain?"

"You can choose not to send it."

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, but he didn't stop: "Well, just as we said before, I'll send the letter back first, and then see what my parents say, okay?"

"You don't need me to give you a reference?"

"After writing it, I will send it to you, let you have a look first...

Forget it, I’ll just show you a video when I’m writing. "

"Alright, it's convenient to change it this way."

Hongli remained expressionless: "Don't forget to send me some money, I still owe Xiaoyun a lot of money."

"I won't forget even if you forget it."

Hei Yang said casually: "When the time comes, you report the number to me, and I will send it to you directly."

"walk slowly!"

Hongli nodded: "Then you can worry about the second and third questions by the way. Needless to say, Meng Po's entrustment is for you, and I'm too lazy to help.

Third, hurry up and think of a way, don't really force me to send someone over to catch you! "

"What do you mean Po Meng entrusted me? You are starting to draw a line with me again now, aren't you?"

Heiyang showed displeasure: "If I can't finish it, and Granny Meng will come and take me away again, you won't be sad to death?"

"Okay, okay, take a step back, I'll help you finish Granny Meng's mission first, and then you can think about how to cultivate immortality, it's fair!"

"Sister Hong, I don't think this is appropriate."

"But I think it makes sense."

"I don't think it's fair."

"I take it for granted."

They talked casually along the way, although the two deliberately slowed down, but the place where they lived was not very far from the Five Elements Mountain, and they arrived at the foot of the mountain in a short while.

"uh-huh."

Hongli watched the token in her hand flicker twice, and nodded: "Okay, Xiao Huo has replied, just wait for her to pick me up, and you can go back."

"No hurry, wait until I see you meet her."

Looking up at the top of the mountain, Hei Yang's expression was calm: "When I went out in the morning, I inadvertently found out that as long as the disciples of the Five Elements Sect reach the foundation establishment stage and are promoted to the inner sect, they can apply for long-term residence outside the sect.

So, even if you can't go back for a while, you can come down and live with me, so that we can take care of each other. "

"Oh ho, unintentionally, right?"

"Don't worry about those details."

"how?"

The corner of Hongli's mouth curled up, and she looked at Heiyang: "You want to live with me that much? Huh?"

"You think so."

Hei Yang's expression remained unchanged: "If you don't want to, forget it."

"Well, I'll think about it."

Hongli laughed a little proudly "humming" twice, put her hands behind her head, and looked up at the sky as well. There were occasional disciples of the Five Elements Sect in the clouds, which made the two of them a little fascinated.

"Say..."

Heiyang said suddenly: "When I was in the capital, I met my mother and her sister."

"Oh, Aunt Lianlian, right?"

Hongli replied casually: "A very cute girl, very similar to Aunt Yiyi."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang frowned: "I don't even remember her, how do you know?"

"Your own question, how do I know, he obviously came to our side when he was a child, okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Speaking of which, you said that the reason why I was in a bad mood when I was drunk when I was a child was because of the death of the old woman selling juice?"

"Death is always a subject that people don't want to talk about."

Heiyang's tone was flat: "Not to mention it's on your birthday."

"That was my first exposure to the concept of death."

Hong Li sighed: "But you have already died once, and your experience in this area overwhelms me, damn it!"

"If you have such a strong desire to win and lose in practice, I will be very touched."

Hei Yang knew what Hongli meant: "Don't think so much, I said it at the time, I won't leave you."

"A man's mouth, a liar."

"What about the next sentence?"

"..."

Hongli turned her head and looked up at Heiyang: "Be low."

"Ok?"

Heiyang raised his brows and bowed slightly. There was a warm and soft touch on his cheeks. Before he could feel it carefully, the girl's lips left like a dragonfly.

The wind blew across the cheeks, and the place where I was kissed was a bit cool...

"It's not lip-to-mouth. I don't really approve of this wave."

Heiyang snorted softly: "Just once, and it's so fast, who are you fooling?"

"Tch, thank God for not giving you a big slap in the face."

Hong Li put down her tiptoes, and replied, "Besides, who knows if you have washed your face, hey, it feels dirty just thinking about it."

"Ah yes yes yes."

"Don't be here right."

Hongli looked at the flames in the distance getting closer, and smiled lightly: "Or you can continue to stay here in a daze, anyway, I'm going back.

It's true, if I stay with you for a night and half a day, I really don't give you a bite of food, right? "

"Didn't I feed you a pill and drink some water?"

"Climb, climb, climb!"

"Understood, I will pay attention next time, always give a chance to grow up."

"Who knows then?"

"..."

The wind blew past her ears, and Xiao Huo's voice below brought Hong Li back to her senses: "If you know that Dad is here to see Mom, Xiao Huo should spend more time on the road."

"As much as you know."

Hongli glanced at her daughter, with an unhappy expression on her face: "You want to send your mother out so much, aren't you afraid that your mother will be snatched away?"

"No, Dad looks like a gentle person like Mom!"

"Oh, if he hears this, he will feel that you are scolding him."

"Eh?"

A question mark appeared on Xiao Huo's head, but he didn't think much about it: "By the way, Xiao Huo has become a sister, and Aunt Xiaoyun's little crane egg has a little brother.

Aunt Xiaoyun was very happy, but she wanted to dye her little brother's blue hair the same color as hers, but was persuaded by sister Xiaoqi. "

"Well, is another poor little life born?"

Hongli nodded, expressionless: "I don't know if he can support Xiaoyun for a few days..."

"Wow, mom, don't say such horrible things!"

"It's just a reasonable assumption, I didn't mean to curse."

Hongli suddenly thought of something, and patted Xiaohuo on the back: "By the way, since it's a boy, you should pay attention to keeping a distance, no puppy love, let alone such sibling love!

Don't let me catch you two someday! "

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo was startled, and felt the murderous intent coming from his back: "But Mom was with Dad all day long, right?"

"Your mother is a bad girl, who told you to learn from her."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "So, what do you mean by saying that, do you really have an idea?"

"Little Huo doesn't have that idea!"

Xiaohuo draws out her voice: "Mom, don't think everyone is suspected of being in a relationship just because her head is full of pink bubbles, okay?"

"Wow! Are you kidding me!"

"Little fire doesn't."

Xiaohuo realized that the topic was starting to be dangerous, so he quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Mom, Aunt Hongling is back, did you know?"

"Eh?"

As expected, Hongli was successfully distracted: "Did Xiaolong come back with her?"

"No, she came back early."

Xiaohuo didn't know too much: "It seems that the news was two hours ago. I heard that she was injured, and she is lying on Elder Yao's side now!"

"???"

Hongli stared: "What's going on, is it so scary? So how many days does she have to live?"

"If my old aunt knew what you said, Mom, she would come back to life even if she died."

"You're not bad at pissing people off."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Tell me, what's the specific situation, just what you heard?"

"Xiao Huo has heard many versions."

Xiaohuo's voice was faint: "Some people said that my aunt's belly was cut open, her intestines spilled all over the floor, and someone kicked her waist away.

Others said that the old aunt was bleeding from all seven orifices, lost half of her body, and had more than a dozen arrows in her heart.

In another version, the old lady was beheaded by the enemy, and then she held a gun in one hand and her head in the other, and fought for three days and three nights, killing countless enemies, before she collapsed from exhaustion. "

Hongli: "???"

(End of this chapter)