So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 10 "My Years in the Tree"

The branches shook off the snow and sprinkled it on the back of the giant tiger. Before it touched the fur, it melted into water droplets, washed the hair, and evaporated again, and a light mist rose.

There were bursts of low roars from the giant tiger's throat, as if the king was patrolling his territory, getting closer and closer.

[Hei Yang: The face is radiant and blood is boiling, this is the ultimate performance of the body forging state, this tiger is about to become fine! 】

[Hongli: Seriously speaking, are you sure you have beaten it? 】

[Heiyang: I think it's too boring, you don't really expect me to slide the shovel, right? 】

[Hongli: Good guy, then we're done, we don't need to buy coffins at that time, it'll be the excrement of adults! 】

[Heiyang: Ah, what if, I mean what if, what if this tiger is actually a kind-hearted beast that doesn’t eat people? 】

[Hongli: Don't close your eyes, didn't you see the bloody corners of its mouth? I don't know which unlucky egg was eaten by it. 】

[Heiyang: Ah, isn't it just that the corners of the mouth are a little blood red? Maybe it's because they love beauty and have some rouge lipstick or something...]

[Heiyang: Well, I can’t make it up anymore, so how can this situation be broken? I’m still young, and I don’t want to die! 】

[Hongli: Hey, I don't want to either.So far, we can only wait until the tiger walks past, and then we sneak away. 】

[Hei Yang: Is this your way?Do nothing and wait for it to go away by itself? 】

[Hongli: Otherwise, why don't you go down and fill his stomach with a tiger so that I can be saved? 】

[Hongli: Huh?Seems like a good idea!Hurry up, Heiyang, let me kick you down, don't worry, I will give you incense at this time of year! 】

[Heiyang: I will kick you down first! 】

[Hongli: Hey, what do you say? 】

[Heiyang: I think...you are right, we will just wait for it to go by itself! 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: Have you brought the sachet my mother gave us? It can emit a kind of "natural fragrance" to cover up your own smell. Be careful, I don't want to be implicated by you. 】

[Hei Yang: Don’t worry, don’t worry, you can always trust Hei Yang when it comes to things like taking your life! 】

……

near, near.

Finally, the giant tiger slowly came to the giant tree where Hei Yang and the others were hiding.

The two people on the tree had already held their breaths and muttered in their hearts: "Yes, yes, just like this, move your legs and keep walking.

Let's go, let's go, just leave like this, never look back... grass (a plant)! "

Under the gaze of the two, the giant tiger suddenly stopped, just beside the giant tree where Hei Yang and the others were hiding.

In an instant, their blood pressure skyrocketed.

[Heiyang: My mentality has collapsed! 】

[Hongli: Ah, I think we can still save it... right? 】

[Heiyang: As of now, only the second plan can be activated! 】

[Hongli: Seriously? 】

[Heiyang: Otherwise? 】

[Hongli: Yes, sigh, then fight...]

[Hongli, Heiyang: Someone is coming! 】

"Good, good, I am one step ahead of the master."

A middle-aged man wearing a Taoist robe walked out with a smile, and gently touched the tiger's forehead with his palm, the latter showing an expression of enjoyment.

"I've been enjoying a lot of good fortune these days. I've supplemented so many young and strong young girls with strong vigor and blood. This strength is improved rapidly."

The middle-aged man showed a sinister smile: "I finally lived up to my hard work during this period of time, and sure enough, the allure of this immortal question is not ordinary.

I only briefly mentioned that I like to eat chicken, and I "inadvertently" said that there is a chicken coop in the forest outside the city.

Those people are scrambling to send themselves into the tiger's mouth just to please me, it's really ridiculous, hahaha. "

"Hoo ho ho ho..."

When the giant tiger saw the master laughing, he also opened his mouth and smirked, but the fishy wind in his mouth made the middle-aged man feel a little uncomfortable.

If it weren't for brainwashing this tiger since he was a child, he would not dare to tame this king of beasts as a slave.

However, when he thought that after the success of the plan, he would be able to have a loyal Qi-refining tiger as a fighter, the middle-aged man felt a fiery heart.

"The people of the Five Elements Sect will soon come to accept the apprentices. Before that, I have to withdraw from the Five Colors City first, or I will definitely be seen by them."

The middle-aged man stretched out his finger: "But don't worry, in the next month, it is estimated that there will be more blood food for you to enjoy.

After all, I released the news that as long as you can catch the ling chicken, you can worship me as a teacher, and those who are watching will probably not be able to sit still, hehe.

Of course, more people mean more dangers. Remember to put your eyes on the bright spot and pick out those who are single or those with low strength, you know! "

"Roar!"

The giant tiger nodded his head, indicating that he remembered it all.

"Very good, for the next month, I will stay in the city to stabilize those people, just wait for the blood food to come to your door..."

Under the tree, the middle-aged man patiently instructed the giant tiger on various precautions.

On the tree, two pairs of big eyes stared at each other in confusion.

[Heiyang: Hey, I heard great news. 】

[Hongli: The one who wears a Taoist robe is the immortal chief named "Jinchengzi"? 】

[Heiyang: Why did God enter the city, and people called out the forest! 】

[Hongli: Is there a difference? 】

[Heiyang: Uh, no...]

[Hongli: Isn't that the end? 】

【Heiyang: So what do you think about this? 】

[Hongli: I’m leaning on the tree to watch, what else can I look at, I didn’t hear that guy say that the realm of the giant tiger is about to catch up with him? 】

[Hongli: What does this mean? It means that the guy is stronger than the giant tiger. Combined with the previous news, he should have officially entered the qi-refining period of cultivation, which is far beyond what you and I can deal with! 】

[Heiyang: Makes sense, so go ahead? 】

[Hongli: Gou!Calm down for me, you look at the ling chicken in your arms, don't let it make any noise and affect us! 】

[Heiyang: Don't worry, I've already fainted! 】

[Hongli: As expected of you! 】

As the time approached noon, Heiyang and Hongli also lay on the tree all morning. The noon sun melted the snow on the tree and wet their clothes.

It's hard to stick to your body, but you have to endure it!

At this moment, Hei Yang seemed to be standing on the playground in a dream of his previous life, listening to the principal's speech against the big sun: I will briefly say three points first, and each point is divided into eight small points...

Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, and finally looking forward to that Jinchengzi finished speaking, and finally concluded: "Well, I will go back first, if I go out for too long, it may cause their suspicions, you must remember to be careful and careful. !"

"Roar--"

The giant tiger nodded stiffly, I wonder if it was an illusion, Hei Yang felt that it was also "liberated" - as expected, even in different worlds, is it the same torment when listening to the leader's speech?

So, under the common expectation of the two and one tiger, the hanged man left gently, just as he came gently, waved his sleeves, and left a spit on the ground...

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other, and the giant tiger was ready to get up and leave, finally it was time for them to run away!

But at this moment, a conversation sounded not far away, from far to near, walking towards here...

[Hongli: Someone is here again...]

[Black Sun: My Autobiography: "The Fallen Childhood", "The Fallen Teenager", "My Years on the Tree"]

[Hongli: Don't forget to publish another book at the end: "Death of Starvation"]

(End of this chapter)