How am I still alive

"...we will conduct a fair competition that respects the rules and the lives of others based on the principle of fairness and justice"

The "athlete representative" on the stage swore impassionedly. Lu Pingan yawned below, but he was a little more serious when the TV camera captured it. Today he honestly wore black colored pupils and a uniform I came here by myself.

Although quite convoluted, his "normal" appearance shocked his little friends.

It's just that his efforts seem to be useless. After all, if there are ghosts and goblins at the front and back, you will appear more abrupt and abnormal if you go through the cutscenes in human-like clothes.

". Tsk tsk tsk, there are a lot of strong players."

Lu Pingan took a look at the other "city teams", and there were not many normal humans.

He looked at the front and back again, the armored warrior in front of him, and the half-ghost man behind him, there was nothing abnormal.

This is the scene of the opening of the "Games" and one of the main meals of the "feast" at the end of the year.

Lu Pingan came with a mission and the goal is actually one.
"...Don't lose face to the ancient city. Tsk, the largest 'face war' in history may even cost your life."

Thinking of Lu Ping'an, he became less and less motivated. When the camera came over, he immediately straightened up, stood firm, and forced out a smile.

Last night, my mother called and said that the old man heard that he was going to be on TV today. He was so excited that he stayed up in the middle of the night. It was a trick of his own hands.

Now Xia Qin helped him change the "normal uniform" of the special service team overnight, and I'm afraid he will have to change it back.

"An exhibition game under 30?"

Everyone knows that the sports meeting is just a cover, and the real goal is to "brighten the sword", to show strength and frighten others.

The expo in the convention and exhibition center next door is doing the same thing, and each district and city has its own exhibition hall.

Some are showing their achievements, some are showing their technologies and products in the new era, and some are directly showing the latest welfare, taxation and talent introduction policies. It would be a pity that the scene becomes talent introduction. Only small cities have Possibility to "jump out of the competition".

I heard that there was some "little friction" between the Changping city exhibition area and the ancient city exhibition area yesterday.

When Lu Pingan heard about it, he thought it was just a rumor. He never expected that this kind of competition between cities would turn out to be so worthless in the end.

"Have you heard? People from the ancient city sent someone to pretend to be a drunken gangster, who came to our exhibition area to splash ink on who's gangster is a high-level professional."

"Hehe, a bunch of bastards, people from Changping privately said that our 'Flying Boat' is a three-no product, and they can't leave the city without permission from other cities. They bought auto repair shops in other regions that have no technical warranty. Until now The backup energy source site has not been settled yet, it’s a big mistake.”

"...Isn't everything true?"

"I can't say it if it's true! They've all posted it on the Internet, attacking the leading products and logo companies we brought over, can this be tolerated?!"

The "communication" between the two parties was too direct, and after they got together in a physical sense, the expo was closed for an afternoon.

Most of the time is not used to overhaul the venue, but to quarrel and make three chapters. Anyway, when it reopened today, the splashed ink was cleaned up, the attack posts on the Internet were gone, and there were high-level professionals at the booths of both sides Squatting, looking at each other boredly but not daring to leave.

"Forget about this competition, let's not mention it."

All kinds of "interesting things" like "children fighting" are constantly staged. Changping originally had the advantage over the others, but this time the central government commended the "great achievements" of the ancient city and other four cities, and issued a document to set up an economic demonstration zone Uh, although it feels a bit provocative, they are indeed fighting high in Gucheng now, and they want to get rid of Changping's restrictions in all aspects.

In this way, how could he obediently obey the other party's arrangement.

You sell ancient city jade smoke, and I sell Changping stone smoke next door. No?The brand is now made.

If you build and sell cars, I will introduce cash transportation equipment from other state capitals. You... In short, you cannot be too successful in this "show".

The conflict between the two parties was naturally "escalated" in various senses. As the organizer, Changping took the lead in using some dirty tricks.

You say the items on display in my counter are too dangerous to be exhibited?The display stand can’t be left in vain, right? I’ll hire two people right away, a clown and a Batman, to perform live wrestling to attract customers. If the Batman wears anything other than underwear and a headgear, then the clown shouldn’t hug his opponent and kiss him fiercely. As for being called to the police to seal it up.

Well, if you don't let me exhibit properly, then everyone should stop exhibiting.

The most outrageous thing is that the policeman was beaten by his peers. The person who beat him had a higher police rank than him, and was a specially transferred ancient city policeman.

The two sides scolded each other first, and then quoted the scriptures to show their understanding of the law and order (contradictory), and finally started a wave of hedging in the name of "reasonable competition between brother units". .

Then the special service was dragged out by the other party's special service for a "challenge".

In short, the scene was chaotic, and the two sides showed the level of cats and dogs fighting and kindergarten children sparring at each other, which perfectly demonstrated what is called "peaceful competition between regions".

".We are the strongest." Even Lu Pingan still had these brats spat in his ears.

"The capital of Changping Prefecture should naturally be Changping, or people will laugh at you if you say it."

"Isn't the person being laughed at from Changping? It's none of our business from the ancient city."

"Actually, it can be renamed Gucheng Prefecture, which sounds better."

The "young representatives" who are standing next to each other are also "greeting" each other clearly.

Lu Ping'an's pretending to be serious and actually distracted is considered a clear stream.

"Hey, it's boring enough." Lu Pingan sighed helplessly. When cats and dogs fight, normal people can hide as far as they want.

Although he is a true Gucheng native of Miao Honggen in all respects, he really does not have much personal experience of the "contradictions" between Gucheng and Changping. And "being sucked" turned into a life-and-death competition.

The two sides have traced their origins for a long time, but due to various reasons, it is not good to start directly. However, I don’t know how many private frictions, but in the past few years, Changping was strong and pressured all the cities in the state capital, so it was relatively peaceful.

This time, there is actually no difference from before.

High-level combat power is the country's sharp weapon, and it cannot be used casually to compete. If it is really smashed, no one can afford the battle damage.

The two sides naturally carried out "restricted competition" and "proxy competition", and "children" and "next generation" are more suitable competition content.

As a result, this sports meeting added an "individual competition under the age of 30" for no reason. Because they couldn't find a suitable competition system, they simply forcibly created an "exhibition competition" competition system.

But everyone knows that this is the bargaining chip they are competing with the "young generation" and the future.

This is only one aspect of the competition, but it is the most intuitive. Winners and losers will be on TV, and whoever can afford the humiliation of losing.

Even the "temporary license exam" was involved, and it was given the meaning of "competition" abruptly. There are already gambling games in the black market, and they are all betting on which city's native place will get the most licenses.

But very helplessly, Lu Pingan was not only involved in this boring cat-dog battle, but also a very important part of it.

"Are you going safe and sound?"

"Oh, let's try"

Lu Pingan himself can't remember how many people slapped his neck and threatened him with fingers, and he would swipe back the first few times.

Now he is lazy, holding a cardboard with a middle finger on it, seeing someone provocative, he lazily raised the cardboard middle finger to go back.

".Uh, it looks like I'm already famous?"

After rejecting another invitation to an off-site brawl, Lu Pingan found out belatedly that he seemed to have become a thorn in the side of many competitors.

(End of this chapter)