Happy Life in Siheyuan
Chapter 240 You Don't Even Have A Wife
Chapter 240 You Don't Even Have A Wife
Soon, they came to the front of Guo Shuzi's first condom.
"Haha, Lao Guo, are you getting too old now? You can't do it anymore! Let alone a rabbit, it doesn't even have any rabbit hair."
Dong Haisheng looked at the empty cover and joked with a smug smile.
Guo Bizi glared at Dong Haisheng, turned around and walked towards the next set without saying a word.
Not long after, he took down a dead rabbit from the cover with joy on his face, walked up to Dong Haisheng, lifted the rabbit up and shook it, and said with a proud smile: "Haisheng! Now I I've already caught the rabbit, so don't go back empty-handed later!"
Dong Haisheng rolled his eyes, secretly worried.
If he really returns empty-handed later, then he would be too ashamed.
"Ha ha!"
Seeing Dong Haisheng shrunk, Guo Jizi laughed very happily, then turned around and continued to play.
After a while, he stood in front of the last cover, glanced at the intact cover, then looked at the two rabbits he was holding in both hands, and said with some regret: "I lose!"
He played a total of 8 traps and successfully caught two rabbits. His grades were neither good nor bad. They were considered normal, but compared with Xu Lingjun, they were still far behind.
"Go, go, it's my turn."
Dong Haisheng urged some anxiously, and then ran towards the place where he was set up without waiting for the others to respond.
"No matter how urgent you are, no matter how urgent you are, you will lose."
Meng Dazhuang muttered with some disgust, and quickly followed the others.
Because the distance was quite far, it took more than ten minutes before they arrived at the place where Dong Haisheng had set up a trap.
"Haha, look, what is this?"
As soon as they approached, they heard Dong Haisheng cheering happily.
Taking a closer look, they found that Dong Haisheng was holding a big and lively rabbit in his hand.
"Hey, he really got caught!"
Meng Dazhuang complained with some displeasure.
"Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would have been possible for it to run away."
Dong Haisheng shook the rabbit in his hand and said excitedly.
"Did you read it? Are you pregnant?"
Guo Jizi smiled and stepped forward to ask a question.
"I just saw it. It's a male. It's not in vain."
Dong Haisheng nodded and smiled.
"Then you hold the rabbit for me, and go to the next cover quickly, don't let the rabbit run away."
Guo Bizi urged with a smile.
"Row!"
Dong Haisheng handed the rabbit to Guo Shuzi, then hurriedly turned and ran towards the next set.
However, when he excitedly ran to the destination, he found that the condom was still intact.
He froze for a moment, then ran to the next set without stopping.
Not long after, he stood in front of the last empty cover, his face became a little ugly.
He thought that the first set would be rewarding, and he should be very hopeful that he could win against Guo Shuzi, but he didn't expect that there would be no rabbit fur in the next 7 sets.
This made him really unacceptable.
"Hey, why are you standing there stupidly? Keep playing! You must have finished playing!"
Meng Dazhuang stepped forward and patted Dong Haisheng on the shoulder, and said with a smirk.
"roll!"
Dong Haisheng shouted a little angrily, then turned around and walked towards Shi Dongwei.
"Dong Wei, it's your turn."
"Hey, good!"
Shi Dongwei was taken aback for a moment, and he couldn't wait to agree, and then ran towards the place where he was set.
"Haha, Haisheng, with your level of playing tricks, you still want to win our rabbit skin, now you know you regret it!"
Guo Jizi looked at Dong Haisheng who was empty-handed, and smiled happily.
"Hmph, you didn't win, why are you happy?"
Dong Haisheng curled his lips and said with some displeasure.
"Old Xu wins, then I win, I taught whoever let him play tricks!"
Guo Bizi frowned, and said with some complacency.
"Tch, I'm too lazy to tell you."
Dong Haisheng said with some disgust.
After speaking, he turned around and caught up with Shi Dongwei.
Now he can only hope that Shi Dongwei can take a blow to Guo Shuzi's arrogance.
"This kid, even now that he's married, he's still not in shape."
Guo Jizi looked at Dong Haisheng's back and cursed with a smile.
"It's okay, it will change when he has a child."
Xu Lingjun said something with emotion.
"Hey, you don't even have a wife, how do you know that you will change when you have children?"
Guo Bizi asked in surprise.
Xu Lingjun smiled and didn't answer, and walked towards Shi Dongwei and the others.
Could it be that he had seen too many children in his previous life before he understood this truth?
Guo Bizi was taken aback for a moment, then secretly sighed.
He thought that Xu Lingjun said that because he wanted to marry a wife and have children, but Xu Lingjun still wears the name of Lao You on his head, which is really difficult!
It's not like these old buddies haven't thought about introducing someone to Xu Lingjun, but who would be willing to marry their daughter to an old You?
Although they didn't discriminate against Xu Lingjun very much, it was difficult to get rid of the inherent social impression. Occasionally, they still felt that Xu Lingjun was inferior to them in their hearts, let alone other people who were not familiar with Xu Lingjun.
These thoughts flashed through his mind, and soon he ignored them, and strode after him with the rabbit in hand.
Not long after, Shi Dongwei came back with a dejected expression on his face, while Dong Haisheng comforted him in a low voice beside him.
"Dong Wei, it's okay. If we didn't catch a rabbit today, then there is still tomorrow! If we don't catch it tomorrow, we will wait until the day after tomorrow. We will stay on this mountain for more than ten days. There is always a chance to catch a rabbit. "
"I know, I just feel that I'm so useless, I can't drive horses, I can't catch rabbits, so how can I let my mother and my sister live a good life?"
Shi Dongwei said with some bitterness.
"Hey, if you don't know it, you can learn it. What's the big deal? At your age, don't I know how to drive horses and catch rabbits?"
Dong Haisheng waved his hand and said.
"Brother Dong, don't lie to me. Who in our village doesn't know that you can drive horses up the mountain at the age of 13!"
Shi Dongwei said angrily.
"LOL, really?"
Dong Haisheng smiled awkwardly and said.
He would forget his glorious deeds for a while, but they were all forced by his father, Uncle Dong.
"Dong Wei, take this and put it on both sides of the cover, I guess you can catch a rabbit tomorrow."
Seeing Shi Dongwei come back empty-handed, Xu Lingjun immediately understood what was going on. He smiled slightly, took out the leftover sweet potato shreds from the bag, and handed it over.
"Great, thank you Brother Xu."
Shi Dongwei's eyes lit up, he quickly took the shredded sweet potato, turned around and ran away.
"Hey, brother Xu, is there any more? I want too."
Dong Haisheng was slightly taken aback, and hurriedly said with a flattering expression.
"Here, take it!"
Xu Lingjun readily took out a handful of shredded sweet potatoes and handed them over.
Dong Haisheng immediately took the shredded sweet potato with excitement and ran away.
Guo Bizi and Meng Dazhuang came over to see this scene, they also begged Xu Lingjun for some sweet potato shreds, and ran to set up again.
At the same time, a system notification sounded in Xu Lingjun's mind.
【Ding!The host helps the character of the Wrangler to trap rabbits, and the system rewards 32 happy coins. 】
He listened to the system's reward content, looked at the six or seven rabbits in his hands and on the ground, and the corners of his mouth raised a slight curve.
(End of this chapter)
Soon, they came to the front of Guo Shuzi's first condom.
"Haha, Lao Guo, are you getting too old now? You can't do it anymore! Let alone a rabbit, it doesn't even have any rabbit hair."
Dong Haisheng looked at the empty cover and joked with a smug smile.
Guo Bizi glared at Dong Haisheng, turned around and walked towards the next set without saying a word.
Not long after, he took down a dead rabbit from the cover with joy on his face, walked up to Dong Haisheng, lifted the rabbit up and shook it, and said with a proud smile: "Haisheng! Now I I've already caught the rabbit, so don't go back empty-handed later!"
Dong Haisheng rolled his eyes, secretly worried.
If he really returns empty-handed later, then he would be too ashamed.
"Ha ha!"
Seeing Dong Haisheng shrunk, Guo Jizi laughed very happily, then turned around and continued to play.
After a while, he stood in front of the last cover, glanced at the intact cover, then looked at the two rabbits he was holding in both hands, and said with some regret: "I lose!"
He played a total of 8 traps and successfully caught two rabbits. His grades were neither good nor bad. They were considered normal, but compared with Xu Lingjun, they were still far behind.
"Go, go, it's my turn."
Dong Haisheng urged some anxiously, and then ran towards the place where he was set up without waiting for the others to respond.
"No matter how urgent you are, no matter how urgent you are, you will lose."
Meng Dazhuang muttered with some disgust, and quickly followed the others.
Because the distance was quite far, it took more than ten minutes before they arrived at the place where Dong Haisheng had set up a trap.
"Haha, look, what is this?"
As soon as they approached, they heard Dong Haisheng cheering happily.
Taking a closer look, they found that Dong Haisheng was holding a big and lively rabbit in his hand.
"Hey, he really got caught!"
Meng Dazhuang complained with some displeasure.
"Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would have been possible for it to run away."
Dong Haisheng shook the rabbit in his hand and said excitedly.
"Did you read it? Are you pregnant?"
Guo Jizi smiled and stepped forward to ask a question.
"I just saw it. It's a male. It's not in vain."
Dong Haisheng nodded and smiled.
"Then you hold the rabbit for me, and go to the next cover quickly, don't let the rabbit run away."
Guo Bizi urged with a smile.
"Row!"
Dong Haisheng handed the rabbit to Guo Shuzi, then hurriedly turned and ran towards the next set.
However, when he excitedly ran to the destination, he found that the condom was still intact.
He froze for a moment, then ran to the next set without stopping.
Not long after, he stood in front of the last empty cover, his face became a little ugly.
He thought that the first set would be rewarding, and he should be very hopeful that he could win against Guo Shuzi, but he didn't expect that there would be no rabbit fur in the next 7 sets.
This made him really unacceptable.
"Hey, why are you standing there stupidly? Keep playing! You must have finished playing!"
Meng Dazhuang stepped forward and patted Dong Haisheng on the shoulder, and said with a smirk.
"roll!"
Dong Haisheng shouted a little angrily, then turned around and walked towards Shi Dongwei.
"Dong Wei, it's your turn."
"Hey, good!"
Shi Dongwei was taken aback for a moment, and he couldn't wait to agree, and then ran towards the place where he was set.
"Haha, Haisheng, with your level of playing tricks, you still want to win our rabbit skin, now you know you regret it!"
Guo Jizi looked at Dong Haisheng who was empty-handed, and smiled happily.
"Hmph, you didn't win, why are you happy?"
Dong Haisheng curled his lips and said with some displeasure.
"Old Xu wins, then I win, I taught whoever let him play tricks!"
Guo Bizi frowned, and said with some complacency.
"Tch, I'm too lazy to tell you."
Dong Haisheng said with some disgust.
After speaking, he turned around and caught up with Shi Dongwei.
Now he can only hope that Shi Dongwei can take a blow to Guo Shuzi's arrogance.
"This kid, even now that he's married, he's still not in shape."
Guo Jizi looked at Dong Haisheng's back and cursed with a smile.
"It's okay, it will change when he has a child."
Xu Lingjun said something with emotion.
"Hey, you don't even have a wife, how do you know that you will change when you have children?"
Guo Bizi asked in surprise.
Xu Lingjun smiled and didn't answer, and walked towards Shi Dongwei and the others.
Could it be that he had seen too many children in his previous life before he understood this truth?
Guo Bizi was taken aback for a moment, then secretly sighed.
He thought that Xu Lingjun said that because he wanted to marry a wife and have children, but Xu Lingjun still wears the name of Lao You on his head, which is really difficult!
It's not like these old buddies haven't thought about introducing someone to Xu Lingjun, but who would be willing to marry their daughter to an old You?
Although they didn't discriminate against Xu Lingjun very much, it was difficult to get rid of the inherent social impression. Occasionally, they still felt that Xu Lingjun was inferior to them in their hearts, let alone other people who were not familiar with Xu Lingjun.
These thoughts flashed through his mind, and soon he ignored them, and strode after him with the rabbit in hand.
Not long after, Shi Dongwei came back with a dejected expression on his face, while Dong Haisheng comforted him in a low voice beside him.
"Dong Wei, it's okay. If we didn't catch a rabbit today, then there is still tomorrow! If we don't catch it tomorrow, we will wait until the day after tomorrow. We will stay on this mountain for more than ten days. There is always a chance to catch a rabbit. "
"I know, I just feel that I'm so useless, I can't drive horses, I can't catch rabbits, so how can I let my mother and my sister live a good life?"
Shi Dongwei said with some bitterness.
"Hey, if you don't know it, you can learn it. What's the big deal? At your age, don't I know how to drive horses and catch rabbits?"
Dong Haisheng waved his hand and said.
"Brother Dong, don't lie to me. Who in our village doesn't know that you can drive horses up the mountain at the age of 13!"
Shi Dongwei said angrily.
"LOL, really?"
Dong Haisheng smiled awkwardly and said.
He would forget his glorious deeds for a while, but they were all forced by his father, Uncle Dong.
"Dong Wei, take this and put it on both sides of the cover, I guess you can catch a rabbit tomorrow."
Seeing Shi Dongwei come back empty-handed, Xu Lingjun immediately understood what was going on. He smiled slightly, took out the leftover sweet potato shreds from the bag, and handed it over.
"Great, thank you Brother Xu."
Shi Dongwei's eyes lit up, he quickly took the shredded sweet potato, turned around and ran away.
"Hey, brother Xu, is there any more? I want too."
Dong Haisheng was slightly taken aback, and hurriedly said with a flattering expression.
"Here, take it!"
Xu Lingjun readily took out a handful of shredded sweet potatoes and handed them over.
Dong Haisheng immediately took the shredded sweet potato with excitement and ran away.
Guo Bizi and Meng Dazhuang came over to see this scene, they also begged Xu Lingjun for some sweet potato shreds, and ran to set up again.
At the same time, a system notification sounded in Xu Lingjun's mind.
【Ding!The host helps the character of the Wrangler to trap rabbits, and the system rewards 32 happy coins. 】
He listened to the system's reward content, looked at the six or seven rabbits in his hands and on the ground, and the corners of his mouth raised a slight curve.
(End of this chapter)
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