The strongest god in the city
Chapter 299 Perverted Hobbies (Part 1)
Chapter 299 Perverted Hobbies (Part [-])
Do you want the dignity of a master!
The thin monkey looked back at An Zijian whose face had turned purple, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he felt a chill in his crotch.
He licked his chapped lips and said bitterly, "Brother, don't be so cruel, right?"
"That's right! You don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and you don't kick someone at the root when you kick someone. Dude, you've passed!" the boss also yelled coldly.
After all, An Zijian was also his own brother, but he was kicked by Ye Beichen like a spring man, and couldn't stop. How could this make him feel ashamed?
"pass?"
Ye Beichen chuckled and said, "Isn't he pursuing perfection in killing people? Coincidentally, I also have my own hobbies."
"What is your hobby?"
"It is said that incompleteness is a kind of beauty. Coincidentally, I like to create incompleteness, for example - making eunuchs."
Hearing Ye Beichen's serious words, the boss and the thin monkey quickly stretched out their hands to cover their crotch.
It's not that they are naive, but that there is indeed such a person around them - An Zijian!
An Zijian usually looks normal, but he has become crazy in the pursuit of perfection.
With An Zijian by their side, no matter how weird things were, they would not easily deny them.
The world is so big, it's all wonderful.
Seeing this scene, Ye Beichen chuckled and said, "Don't be crotch-covering, do you think I can't cure you if you cover your crotch?"
As he spoke, he lifted his foot slightly.
It was just a slight movement that made the boss and the thin monkey take a step back at the same time, and clasped their hands even tighter.
As for resistance?
An Zijian, who was the most powerful in battle, was cut off by Ye Beichen, let alone them.
"Look at the feet!"
Ye Beichen's cold drink startled them a lot. The two of them clutched their crotches tightly, staring at Ye Beichen's toes.
They were already calculating that if Ye Beichen kicked him, they would quickly turn around and deal with it with their backs.
However, Ye Beichen only took one step forward, and then...
The two of them felt a force pressing on their heads, and the companion's face was getting closer...
"boom!"
With a muffled sound, the heads of the boss and the thin monkey hit each other hard.
"You tricked us."
Dizzy, rolling their eyes, the two of them fell limply to the ground.
They never imagined that Ye Beichen didn't kick his crotch at all, but put his hands on their heads, making them face each other head-on!
Dangerous!
Cunning!
When the two of them fainted, all these thoughts popped up in their minds.
Ye Beichen clapped his hands and said with a light smile, "Siwei, did you see that, if you can cheat, you don't need to use all your strength. To deal with fools, brains are enough."
Shen Si blinked his eyes slightly, and felt that Ye Beichen's "fallacy" was very reasonable.
She tried her best just now, but she was in danger.
But as soon as Ye Beichen appeared on the stage, he hardly showed his skills, and solved the three of them lightly.
No, it's five people.
When she was fighting An Zijian, Ye Beichen even knocked down two thugs with knives, and he still hasn't gotten up.
As for An Zijian, he was lying on the ground, clutching his crotch and twitching, foaming from his mouth.
Seeing An Zijian's miserable appearance, Shen Siwei couldn't help but twitched his cheeks.
Not right!
Shen Siwei suddenly thought that Ye Beichen used to only know how to fight and had no skills at all.To deal with An Zijian, the boss, and the thin monkey, you can say that you used wisdom, but what about the two with the knife?
Without strength, it is impossible to solve it!
Looking up at Ye Beichen's indifferent appearance, doubts arose in Shen Siwei's heart.
Ye Beichen seems to be different from before.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Ye Beichen a few more times.
"It looks pretty handsome, too."
Shen Siwei thought so, his face turned red.
"what happened to you?"
Ye Beichen just looked over and saw that Shen Si was blushing slightly, and quickly asked, "Are you injured?"
"No, no."
Shen Siwei came back to his senses, hurriedly shook his head, then lowered his head again, his face turned even redder.
This scene made Ye Beichen puzzled.
When will a female man blush when he thinks for a while?
Shaking his head and putting aside his doubts, Ye Beichen said, "You call the police station and have someone come and take them back. I...I'd better wait for someone to come before leaving."
Ye Beichen originally planned to leave first, but after thinking about the scene just now, he finally decided to wait.
He didn't want any more surprises.
"okay."
Shen Si replied in a low voice, and when he took out the phone and dialed it, his heart was surging.
A big case, burglary and kidnapping, and murder to silence, this is a big case!
She thought for a while, and finally made a contribution!
This time, she must rely on this credit to call out the traffic police team, the best, go to the criminal police team!
"Hi, I'm Shen Siwei from the traffic police team. I just solved a serious case of kidnapping and attempted murder. Please arrange people to come as soon as possible..."
After reporting the address, Shen Siwei clenched his fists and made a victory gesture.
"yeah!"
"Uh... Siwei, I seem to have solved this case, right?"
As soon as Ye Beichen's words came out of his mouth, Shen Siwei rolled his eyes in exchange.
Shen Si rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Either of us broke the same... well, no, I'm a policeman, and it's my duty to solve the case. What credit do you need for helping me solve the case? Isn't it buddy?" !"
As she spoke, she stretched out her fist and punched Ye Beichen's chest proudly.
Ye Beichen didn't know which tendon was wrong, or maybe he was infected by Shen Siwei's arrogance, so he stretched out his hand and punched back.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Shen Siwei's pretty face flushed, and she also didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, there is Ye Beichen.
After a moment of hesitation, Ye Beichen punched down his fist, and a bright smile bloomed on his face.
"You're right, they're all buddies, don't care."
Hmm... a little softer than expected.
Shen Siwei seemed to think that Ye Beichen might really regard her as a buddy, so despite the pounding of his heart, he pretended to be heartless and said with a smile, "That's right, you think so. Ye Beichen, I'll treat you to a drink some other day."
As she spoke, she habitually raised her fist, and quickly retracted it.
If this punch continues, Ye Beichen might think that she did it on purpose!
Time passed slowly in an atmosphere that seemed normal but was actually weird.
The most tormenting thing was the man with the unshaven beard.
He felt as if he had been forgotten.
Well, what about the care of the police?
After a while, a team of criminal police came, and they were all stunned when they saw the scene inside the house.
When they saw the scene where An Zijian's eggs were smashed all over the place, several criminal policemen looked at Shen Si slightly in fear.
It is said that there is a sturdy woman in the traffic police team, but it really wasn't her fault!
Fortunately, fortunately, in the traffic police force.
Seeing the police coming, Ye Beichen greeted Shen Siwei and went out.
Shen Si thought for a while, then quickly followed up.
Ye Beichen thought she had something serious to do, but Shen Siwei asked seriously, "Ye Beichen, do you really have perverted hobbies?"
The first watch, and the fifth watch.
Thank you Pikachu for the 100 reward.
I just found out that there are still several readers who have fully subscribed at the starting point... I... am so moved that I want to cry.
Thanks to Mr. Jida, book friend 2017092095611262, and my mother for all booking support.Thank you so much!
(End of this chapter)
Do you want the dignity of a master!
The thin monkey looked back at An Zijian whose face had turned purple, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he felt a chill in his crotch.
He licked his chapped lips and said bitterly, "Brother, don't be so cruel, right?"
"That's right! You don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and you don't kick someone at the root when you kick someone. Dude, you've passed!" the boss also yelled coldly.
After all, An Zijian was also his own brother, but he was kicked by Ye Beichen like a spring man, and couldn't stop. How could this make him feel ashamed?
"pass?"
Ye Beichen chuckled and said, "Isn't he pursuing perfection in killing people? Coincidentally, I also have my own hobbies."
"What is your hobby?"
"It is said that incompleteness is a kind of beauty. Coincidentally, I like to create incompleteness, for example - making eunuchs."
Hearing Ye Beichen's serious words, the boss and the thin monkey quickly stretched out their hands to cover their crotch.
It's not that they are naive, but that there is indeed such a person around them - An Zijian!
An Zijian usually looks normal, but he has become crazy in the pursuit of perfection.
With An Zijian by their side, no matter how weird things were, they would not easily deny them.
The world is so big, it's all wonderful.
Seeing this scene, Ye Beichen chuckled and said, "Don't be crotch-covering, do you think I can't cure you if you cover your crotch?"
As he spoke, he lifted his foot slightly.
It was just a slight movement that made the boss and the thin monkey take a step back at the same time, and clasped their hands even tighter.
As for resistance?
An Zijian, who was the most powerful in battle, was cut off by Ye Beichen, let alone them.
"Look at the feet!"
Ye Beichen's cold drink startled them a lot. The two of them clutched their crotches tightly, staring at Ye Beichen's toes.
They were already calculating that if Ye Beichen kicked him, they would quickly turn around and deal with it with their backs.
However, Ye Beichen only took one step forward, and then...
The two of them felt a force pressing on their heads, and the companion's face was getting closer...
"boom!"
With a muffled sound, the heads of the boss and the thin monkey hit each other hard.
"You tricked us."
Dizzy, rolling their eyes, the two of them fell limply to the ground.
They never imagined that Ye Beichen didn't kick his crotch at all, but put his hands on their heads, making them face each other head-on!
Dangerous!
Cunning!
When the two of them fainted, all these thoughts popped up in their minds.
Ye Beichen clapped his hands and said with a light smile, "Siwei, did you see that, if you can cheat, you don't need to use all your strength. To deal with fools, brains are enough."
Shen Si blinked his eyes slightly, and felt that Ye Beichen's "fallacy" was very reasonable.
She tried her best just now, but she was in danger.
But as soon as Ye Beichen appeared on the stage, he hardly showed his skills, and solved the three of them lightly.
No, it's five people.
When she was fighting An Zijian, Ye Beichen even knocked down two thugs with knives, and he still hasn't gotten up.
As for An Zijian, he was lying on the ground, clutching his crotch and twitching, foaming from his mouth.
Seeing An Zijian's miserable appearance, Shen Siwei couldn't help but twitched his cheeks.
Not right!
Shen Siwei suddenly thought that Ye Beichen used to only know how to fight and had no skills at all.To deal with An Zijian, the boss, and the thin monkey, you can say that you used wisdom, but what about the two with the knife?
Without strength, it is impossible to solve it!
Looking up at Ye Beichen's indifferent appearance, doubts arose in Shen Siwei's heart.
Ye Beichen seems to be different from before.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Ye Beichen a few more times.
"It looks pretty handsome, too."
Shen Siwei thought so, his face turned red.
"what happened to you?"
Ye Beichen just looked over and saw that Shen Si was blushing slightly, and quickly asked, "Are you injured?"
"No, no."
Shen Siwei came back to his senses, hurriedly shook his head, then lowered his head again, his face turned even redder.
This scene made Ye Beichen puzzled.
When will a female man blush when he thinks for a while?
Shaking his head and putting aside his doubts, Ye Beichen said, "You call the police station and have someone come and take them back. I...I'd better wait for someone to come before leaving."
Ye Beichen originally planned to leave first, but after thinking about the scene just now, he finally decided to wait.
He didn't want any more surprises.
"okay."
Shen Si replied in a low voice, and when he took out the phone and dialed it, his heart was surging.
A big case, burglary and kidnapping, and murder to silence, this is a big case!
She thought for a while, and finally made a contribution!
This time, she must rely on this credit to call out the traffic police team, the best, go to the criminal police team!
"Hi, I'm Shen Siwei from the traffic police team. I just solved a serious case of kidnapping and attempted murder. Please arrange people to come as soon as possible..."
After reporting the address, Shen Siwei clenched his fists and made a victory gesture.
"yeah!"
"Uh... Siwei, I seem to have solved this case, right?"
As soon as Ye Beichen's words came out of his mouth, Shen Siwei rolled his eyes in exchange.
Shen Si rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Either of us broke the same... well, no, I'm a policeman, and it's my duty to solve the case. What credit do you need for helping me solve the case? Isn't it buddy?" !"
As she spoke, she stretched out her fist and punched Ye Beichen's chest proudly.
Ye Beichen didn't know which tendon was wrong, or maybe he was infected by Shen Siwei's arrogance, so he stretched out his hand and punched back.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Shen Siwei's pretty face flushed, and she also didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, there is Ye Beichen.
After a moment of hesitation, Ye Beichen punched down his fist, and a bright smile bloomed on his face.
"You're right, they're all buddies, don't care."
Hmm... a little softer than expected.
Shen Siwei seemed to think that Ye Beichen might really regard her as a buddy, so despite the pounding of his heart, he pretended to be heartless and said with a smile, "That's right, you think so. Ye Beichen, I'll treat you to a drink some other day."
As she spoke, she habitually raised her fist, and quickly retracted it.
If this punch continues, Ye Beichen might think that she did it on purpose!
Time passed slowly in an atmosphere that seemed normal but was actually weird.
The most tormenting thing was the man with the unshaven beard.
He felt as if he had been forgotten.
Well, what about the care of the police?
After a while, a team of criminal police came, and they were all stunned when they saw the scene inside the house.
When they saw the scene where An Zijian's eggs were smashed all over the place, several criminal policemen looked at Shen Si slightly in fear.
It is said that there is a sturdy woman in the traffic police team, but it really wasn't her fault!
Fortunately, fortunately, in the traffic police force.
Seeing the police coming, Ye Beichen greeted Shen Siwei and went out.
Shen Si thought for a while, then quickly followed up.
Ye Beichen thought she had something serious to do, but Shen Siwei asked seriously, "Ye Beichen, do you really have perverted hobbies?"
The first watch, and the fifth watch.
Thank you Pikachu for the 100 reward.
I just found out that there are still several readers who have fully subscribed at the starting point... I... am so moved that I want to cry.
Thanks to Mr. Jida, book friend 2017092095611262, and my mother for all booking support.Thank you so much!
(End of this chapter)
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