The strongest god in the city

Chapter 123 Help the old man cross the road
Yutang is a contract anchor of Hukou TV, and his live broadcast venue is changing all the time - because if he doesn't change the venue, he will be beaten.

That's right, Yutang is an outdoor anchor who spoofs passers-by, and is also an outdoor anchor with extreme integrity.

Without integrity... the boss pays enough money directly, and he doesn't even need to change places.

Hmm... being beaten, who hasn't experienced it?

Simply because of insufficient money, there is almost no chance of being beaten.What's more, what the audience wants to see is the anchor spoofing passers-by, not the anchor being spoofed.

Today, Yutang had dinner near People's Square, and after walking out, he started the live broadcast directly.

"Good evening, fellow water lovers, I'm in People's Square now, and the location of our live broadcast tonight will be in People's Square."

As he said that, he turned the camera around and gave a panoramic view, and then said meaningfully: "Did you see it? It's a summer night, and there are beauties in short skirts and even see-through outfits. Everyone chooses Target yet? Select a target, send your gifts, perform, and start now!"

Before the words finished, the barrage had already started to pop up.

"I want just that!"

"Fish soup, play with that long-legged sister under the street lamp."

"I like that little loli just now, the anchor, go to flirt...ah no, would you like to strike up a conversation?"

……

Seeing the barrage kept scrolling eastward, Yutang kept smiling from beginning to end, but never moved.

Want the host to broadcast the show without swiping gifts?
Are you taking yourself too seriously?

There was no need for Yu Tang to speak by himself, and soon his iron rod would speak instead.

"Swipe the gift first."

"Yes, the gift speaks."

"Brother Tang's reputation is guaranteed, if you see a gift, act immediately!"

"Swipe the plane with a gift, Brother Tang will take you to fly."

"Swipe a wave of rockets, Brother Tang will be even cheaper."

"66666..."

Seeing that the screen was full of 666 swipes, but no one swiped for valuable gifts, Yu Tang frowned unconsciously.

In the live broadcast room with 8 people, even the planes can't even fly.It seems that Hukou TV is really dead.

Just outside the Fish Soup Fugue, thinking about whether to change platforms as soon as possible, a rocket suddenly flew across the screen.

"If you have money, you can really give the anchor Fish Soup Rocket x1 as you like."

Rocket? A 500 yuan rocket?
Yutang's eyes lit up, and he quickly thanked: "Thank you Rocket, who has money and can really do whatever he wants. By the way, boss, your ID is exactly the same as the theme of the host's live broadcast room. As long as you have money, the host will listen to you."

As soon as these words came out, the barrage was even more enthusiastic than when the rocket appeared.

"The anchor listens to your command!"

"Caught off guard and got in the car!"

"I want to get off, this is not the car to go to kindergarten."

"The car door is welded shut, I want to get out of the car, but there is no way!"

While everyone was ridiculing, Yutang's smile remained unchanged, and he said with a chuckle: "If you have money, you can really do whatever you want. Boss, you say, what do you want me to do, I will go now. Which girl do you want to see me flirt with? I will flirt with you." !"

After finishing speaking, while waiting for a reply, he quietly opened the user profile of "If you have money, you can really do whatever you want".

After seeing it, he couldn't help being taken aback.

User nickname: You can do whatever you want with money.

Level: Blank.

Registration time: blank.

Data: blank.

In short, he only saw a nickname.

What's the difference between this on and off?
No, is it a network problem?

He was not the only one who was puzzled, but also many viewers in the live broadcast room.

A rocket smasher suddenly appeared. Driven by curiosity, many people casually clicked on the information about "If you have money, you can really do whatever you want".

However, they also saw nothing.

Of course they can't see it!Because, the one using this ID is Ye Beichen, the real boss of Hukou TV!

In Villa No. [-] of Amethyst Yufu, Ye Beichen leaned on the chair, stared at the computer screen, and said to himself: "Watch you flirt? I spend money to watch you flirt? Young man, you are so stupid and naive. "

The reason why Ye Beichen chose to be the first to enter Yutang's live broadcast room was not because of anything else, but simply because...he liked the name of Yutang very much.

Fish soup Fish soup, fighting shark is also a fish, isn't it just stewing fighting shark to make soup?

With a smile, Ye Beichen typed out a sentence and sent it out.

"Behind you, there is an old man who wants to cross the road, help him there."

Seeing this passage, Yutang rubbed his eyes vigorously, thinking that he had read it wrong.

But after he read it carefully, he was finally sure that he was right.

Help the old man cross the road?

He turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a 80-[-]-year-old grandfather standing at the intersection, staring at the endless traffic in a daze, as if he couldn't get through because there were too many cars.

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room became more lively.

"666666..."

"6 turned over, 500 yuan to help grandpa."

"Grandpa is the grandpa series of local tyrants."

"Sure enough, poverty limited my imagination."

"I, poor B, send money!"

……

Yutang rubbed his head, and asked again with a bitter face: "Well... the boss can really do whatever he wants with money, are you sure you want me to help the old man cross the road?"

"Sure." Ye Beichen replied to the other party's question in seconds.

"Row!"

Yutang nodded resolutely, and said: "The boss pays, and Yutang contributes, so let's help the old man cross the road!"

Under the camera, Yu Tang walked quickly to the old man, smiled and said, "Grandpa, do you want to cross the road? I'll help you pass."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab the old man's arm, but he might as well have been thrown away by the other party.

"Young man, who told you I was going to cross the street?"

"Forehead……"

Yutang opened his mouth and said, "You've been here for a long time, it's not that you want to cross the road, it's..."

"Who told you that you are about to cross the road when you stand at the intersection? The old man, I am standing at the entrance of the obstetrics department, can I still go in and give birth? I am standing at the entrance of the crematorium, and I haven't sent my little friend off. I have to burn it with me." gone?"

"You... you really..."

Yutang smiled awkwardly, and finally uttered a sentence: "Old and strong, a treasured sword never grows old!"

As soon as the words came out, the old man looked at Yutang in surprise, and said, "You know that the old man's sword is not old?"

Speaking of this, he quickly took a step back and looked at Yu Tang vigilantly: "Young man, your thinking is wrong. You said that you are so young, why are you so distorted? You said you like young men, we can also I understand. But at my age... oh, you should hurry up, the old man is going to ask the aunt to dance in the square."

After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry, took a few steps, and looked back at Yu Tang to make sure that the other party hadn't caught up, and ran away quickly.

Yu Tang stood there blankly, unable to react for a long time...

"This... this... so embarrassing!"

Yu Tang gave a dry laugh, and looked at the screen helplessly, only to see one super rocket after another piercing the live broadcast room...

　Here comes the update.

　　Because I used my mobile phone to code words in the hospital, I will not thank the little friends who have given rewards in the past two days for the time being.It will be convenient in a few days, and I will thank you one by one at the end of the chapter.Feel sorry

　　
　
(End of this chapter)