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Chapter 158 Yellow Crane Tower: Damn, when we don't exist?
Chapter 158 Yellow Crane Tower: Damn, when we don't exist?
"A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion shocked many people. Many netizens reported that there were many words that they could not understand. So, today, I am here... But first of all, let me declare that I am not able to understand all the words in this article. Explain, I will try my best to explain something that I can understand. The first one, Tengjiaoqifeng, on the surface means that the dragon leaps and the phoenix dances, but it actually describes people with literary talent."
"Changzhou, the son of the emperor... the son of the emperor refers to Li Yuan's son, that is, Teng Wang Li Yuanying."
"Looking for Chang's safety in the sun, the sun here refers to the capital."
"A ten-day vacation means that ten days is a ten-day period. Shengyou refers to a friend with outstanding talents."
"Sanqiu, there are three months in a season, which are Meng Zhongji, and autumn is July, August and September. Sanqiu refers to September, which is Jiqiu."
A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion not only made the Tengwang Pavilion instantly popular.
At the same time, the entire network was also occupied by this famous article through the ages.
And there are some relatively talented anchors, Internet celebrities, while excited, they are also analyzing this article to everyone.
It's just that this article is not only written with incomparable talent, but also incomparably full of philosophy.
However, what makes everyone a little depressed is that there are many words in it, and many people don't particularly understand them.
But although some people have explained it, this explanation can only explain one third of it.
"Brother, you can't, what else, what else?"
"And I can't explain it either."
"Damn it, what use are you for?"
"..."
All the Internet celebrities can only sigh.
In terms of talent and knowledge, they are already very good.
But no matter how awesome it is, it can't compare to a monster like Chen Fan.
At last.
All the netizens had no choice but to ask Chen Fan for advice again.
There is no way.
I can only ask Chen Fan for advice.
For this.
Chen Fan also knew that if some allusions were not explained, no one would understand them.
Not only will they not understand, but if these allusions are not explained, it will greatly reduce the quality of the Preface to the Tengwang Pavilion.
to this end.
Chen Fan started the broadcast again that night, explaining some of the allusions in the article.
"First, let me explain to you the market where Longguang shoots bulls and fights."
"Teacher Chen Fan, someone else explained this."
"Oh, how did others explain it?"
"Others said that Long Guang was referring to Jian Guang, saying that Jian Guang went straight to the stars..."
"Uh……"
Chen Fan shook his head: "This is just a literal meaning. Although Longguang means Jianguang, it's not just Jianguang..."
Then, Chen Fan explained: "It is said that in the early years of the Jin Dynasty, there was often purple air shining between Niu and Dou Xing. A man named Zhang Hua asked Lei Huan, who was proficient in astronomy, and Lei Huan said it was a sword. Zhang Hua ordered Lei Huan to find the sword for Fengcheng Ling, and it was found in the underground of Fengcheng Prison. At that time, Fengcheng belonged to Lord Yuzhang, and he dug four feet into the ground and got a stone box, which contained Longquan, Tai'a Erjian, this pair of swords entered the water and turned into two dragons, shooting directly at the bullfight...so, this is called the market where the light of the dragon shoots at the bullfight."
"Nimma... I'm stupid, this explains."
"Fuck, shit, shit, I don't want to listen to other anchors' explanations anymore."
"What other people explained is completely different from what Mr. Chen Fan explained."
As soon as Chen Fan explained the first sentence, everyone was stunned instantly.
Although I have heard other people's explanations before, it seems that other people's explanations are okay.
But compared with Chen Fan, everyone just felt that what others explained was simply a copycat version, or a rough version.
Teacher Chen Fan's is the deluxe hardcover version.
Just like now, once Longquan and Tai'er swords come out, not to mention the allusion is awesome, but once such an explanation comes out, the grade of the whole article will be raised by another level.
"Okay, let's continue, Zidian Qingshuang, what does this mean? These are also two precious swords. According to the legend of Zidian, it is a famous sword owned by Sun Quan, king of Wu. Qingshuang doesn't just refer to the sword. This is an allusion. It is said that when Han Gaozu rebelled, he was blocked by a white snake, so Han Gaozu drew his sword and killed the white snake. When he killed the white snake, his sword was still covered with green frost."
Needless to say, this allusion is even more awesome.
"I……"
"What am I?"
"Damn it, I feel like I didn't explain anything after listening to other people's explanations before."
"You're not the first to feel this way."
"Hahaha, you are not the first to feel this way..."
Everyone opened their mouths and were shocked again.
Chen Fan continued to explain: "The Tianzhu is tall and Beichen is far away. The Tianzhu refers to the legend that Kunlun Mountain has a towering Tianzhu. If someone can climb the Tianzhu, that is the world where the immortals live..."
It took more than an hour to go through the explanation.
But an hour later, everyone seemed to find that the order of the Tengwang Pavilion seemed to be different again.
"Why do I feel that the preface to the Tengwang Pavilion before is completely different from the preface to the Tengwang Pavilion now?"
"Me too, I felt that this preface was very poorly written before."
"now what?"
"That's even more hanging."
"puff……"
Ok.
A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion finally returned to calm after Chen Fan's explanation.
People have also more clearly realized the extraordinaryness of this article.
But it was precisely because of the realization of the extraordinaryness of this article that at this moment, under the calmness, another disturbance broke out.
"Come, come, so and so, friends over at Yueyang Tower, didn't you say that your Yueyang Tower is the No. 1 building in the world? Come on, do you still dare to say that you are the No. [-] building in the world?"
"Damn, why don't you dare, we are the No.1 building in the world."
"Day, shameless, our Tengwang Pavilion is the one. As far as your Yueyang Tower is concerned, is the article on Yueyang Tower comparable to Tengwang Pavilion?"
"Why can't it be compared? In terms of ideological realm, your Tengwang Pavilion Preface is far worse than Yueyang Tower Ji."
"Fuck you, why don't you talk about talent and learning, philosophy, and talent... Yueyang Tower's flattery is also better than Tengwang Pavilion's preface."
"Hahaha, in your "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", do you worry about the worries of the people in the past, and enjoy the joys of the world in the future?"
"In your "Yueyang Tower", there is a sunset and a lone duck flying together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky?"
"Cut, this is for writing scenery. It's useful for a fart. We also have it. Look at the story of our Great Yueyang Tower, holding distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, vast soup, endless horizons, morning glory and sunset, and countless weather. This is the story of Yueyang Tower. Daguan also..."
"Hahaha, compared to writing scenery, the story of Yueyang Tower is [-] miles away from the Pavilion of the King of Teng. Look at the story of the Pavilion of the King of Teng in my book. The stars are divided into wings and the ground is connected to Henglu. The three rivers lead the five lakes, and the wild thorns lead Ouyue. .Wu Hua Tian Bao, Long Guang shoots at the market of bullfighting; outstanding people..."
The two sides pinched for an unknown number of rounds.
In short, there are those who praise Yueyang Tower and many who support the preface of Tengwang Pavilion.
Both are famous through the ages, and each has its own characteristics.
Anyway, no one can convince anyone.
just.
The two sides fought back and forth, but the Yellow Crane Tower on the other side cursed: "MMp, do you think we don't exist?"
at this time.
It is rare for Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion to join forces, saying: "You just don't exist."
……
"Too much deception, simply too much deception."
"Zeng Qingsheng", the person in charge of the Management Committee of the Yellow Crane Tower Scenic Spot, said angrily.
Originally, their Yellow Crane Tower was one of the three famous buildings. Even though not everyone agrees, the Yellow Crane Tower has the position of the first of the three famous buildings.But it is good now, in less than a year, Yellow Crane Tower not only failed to become the top of the three famous buildings, but became the last of the three famous buildings.
No.
At the end of the three famous buildings, others are embarrassed to mention it.
If people want to talk about famous buildings, even the first buildings in the world, they are directly Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion.
Although the two buildings have been fighting recently, and no one agrees with the other, but no matter whether they accept it or not, there is nothing wrong with the Yellow Crane Tower anyway.
"Everyone, tell me, how to deal with this matter?"
Facing the high-level officials in the scenic area, Zeng Qingsheng asked.
Once this situation continues.
Maybe in the future, there really will be nothing like their Yellow Crane Tower.
If this is really nothing to do with their Yellow Crane Tower, then it is estimated that it will be impossible for the Yellow Crane Tower to charge some tickets in the future.
after all.
Scenic spots like the three famous buildings seem to be famous, but in fact the whole scenic spot is not big.
The annual ticket revenue is tens of millions, at most 1 million.
But gate receipts are just one thing.
Even if there is no ticket revenue, they are not very worried.
Because in addition to the ticket revenue, the three famous buildings are more of a local landmark building.
For example, when it comes to Jiangxi Province, it is directly Tengwang Pavilion.
Speaking of Hunan Province, then there is Yueyang Tower.
Speaking of the Yellow Crane Tower, it should naturally be the province of Wu.
But if they are really compared by them, then the Yellow Crane Tower will lose its landmark attribute.
This is not only a big blow to the Yellow Crane Tower, but also a big blow to the entire Wu Province.
certainly.
None of the above are the most important.
Most importantly, the three famous buildings are not just landscapes, nor are they just landmark buildings, but a major economic industry.
Maybe you will ask, just three scenic spots, what other economic industries are there, are they interesting?
Hehe, the brother who asked this sentence is the one who doesn't smoke.
See what is the best-selling cigarette in the three major provinces now?
In Jiangxi province, of course, it is Tengwangge cigarettes.
Hunan province is also Yueyang Louyan.
In Wu Province, Yellow Crane Tower sells better, and they are smoked all over the country.
Think about what is the most powerful industry in China?
It's not real estate, it's not foreign trade...he's talking about the tobacco industry.
Do you know how terrifying its scale is with a tax of more than 1 trillion yuan a year?
It is a small matter that the Yellow Crane Tower was compared with the Tengwang Pavilion and Yueyang Tower, but it is a big matter if it affects their tobacco industry.
but.
Although everyone was anxious, one of the senior executives said: "Mr. Zeng, I think we should contact Mr. Chen Fan. The people in charge of Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion before contacted Mr. Chen Fan. How about we reward his Kuaidou account with 100 million?"
"I would like to, but Mr. Chen Fan seems to say that he doesn't accept any business from scenic spots recently."
"Mr. Zeng, it doesn't matter. We don't talk about cooperation, but we just say that we admire the talent of Mr. Chen Fan. We donated this 100 million voluntarily, without any additional conditions?"
"It looks fine, but 100 million..."
Zeng Qingsheng shook his head: "If you want a reward, you can get more, 100 million is nothing, we will give him 1000 million directly."
"1000 million, Mr. Zeng, I'm afraid our attractions won't be able to afford the money."
"It's okay, I'll discuss it with the tobacco company and let them approve it."
Zeng Qingsheng said happily.
(End of this chapter)
"A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion shocked many people. Many netizens reported that there were many words that they could not understand. So, today, I am here... But first of all, let me declare that I am not able to understand all the words in this article. Explain, I will try my best to explain something that I can understand. The first one, Tengjiaoqifeng, on the surface means that the dragon leaps and the phoenix dances, but it actually describes people with literary talent."
"Changzhou, the son of the emperor... the son of the emperor refers to Li Yuan's son, that is, Teng Wang Li Yuanying."
"Looking for Chang's safety in the sun, the sun here refers to the capital."
"A ten-day vacation means that ten days is a ten-day period. Shengyou refers to a friend with outstanding talents."
"Sanqiu, there are three months in a season, which are Meng Zhongji, and autumn is July, August and September. Sanqiu refers to September, which is Jiqiu."
A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion not only made the Tengwang Pavilion instantly popular.
At the same time, the entire network was also occupied by this famous article through the ages.
And there are some relatively talented anchors, Internet celebrities, while excited, they are also analyzing this article to everyone.
It's just that this article is not only written with incomparable talent, but also incomparably full of philosophy.
However, what makes everyone a little depressed is that there are many words in it, and many people don't particularly understand them.
But although some people have explained it, this explanation can only explain one third of it.
"Brother, you can't, what else, what else?"
"And I can't explain it either."
"Damn it, what use are you for?"
"..."
All the Internet celebrities can only sigh.
In terms of talent and knowledge, they are already very good.
But no matter how awesome it is, it can't compare to a monster like Chen Fan.
At last.
All the netizens had no choice but to ask Chen Fan for advice again.
There is no way.
I can only ask Chen Fan for advice.
For this.
Chen Fan also knew that if some allusions were not explained, no one would understand them.
Not only will they not understand, but if these allusions are not explained, it will greatly reduce the quality of the Preface to the Tengwang Pavilion.
to this end.
Chen Fan started the broadcast again that night, explaining some of the allusions in the article.
"First, let me explain to you the market where Longguang shoots bulls and fights."
"Teacher Chen Fan, someone else explained this."
"Oh, how did others explain it?"
"Others said that Long Guang was referring to Jian Guang, saying that Jian Guang went straight to the stars..."
"Uh……"
Chen Fan shook his head: "This is just a literal meaning. Although Longguang means Jianguang, it's not just Jianguang..."
Then, Chen Fan explained: "It is said that in the early years of the Jin Dynasty, there was often purple air shining between Niu and Dou Xing. A man named Zhang Hua asked Lei Huan, who was proficient in astronomy, and Lei Huan said it was a sword. Zhang Hua ordered Lei Huan to find the sword for Fengcheng Ling, and it was found in the underground of Fengcheng Prison. At that time, Fengcheng belonged to Lord Yuzhang, and he dug four feet into the ground and got a stone box, which contained Longquan, Tai'a Erjian, this pair of swords entered the water and turned into two dragons, shooting directly at the bullfight...so, this is called the market where the light of the dragon shoots at the bullfight."
"Nimma... I'm stupid, this explains."
"Fuck, shit, shit, I don't want to listen to other anchors' explanations anymore."
"What other people explained is completely different from what Mr. Chen Fan explained."
As soon as Chen Fan explained the first sentence, everyone was stunned instantly.
Although I have heard other people's explanations before, it seems that other people's explanations are okay.
But compared with Chen Fan, everyone just felt that what others explained was simply a copycat version, or a rough version.
Teacher Chen Fan's is the deluxe hardcover version.
Just like now, once Longquan and Tai'er swords come out, not to mention the allusion is awesome, but once such an explanation comes out, the grade of the whole article will be raised by another level.
"Okay, let's continue, Zidian Qingshuang, what does this mean? These are also two precious swords. According to the legend of Zidian, it is a famous sword owned by Sun Quan, king of Wu. Qingshuang doesn't just refer to the sword. This is an allusion. It is said that when Han Gaozu rebelled, he was blocked by a white snake, so Han Gaozu drew his sword and killed the white snake. When he killed the white snake, his sword was still covered with green frost."
Needless to say, this allusion is even more awesome.
"I……"
"What am I?"
"Damn it, I feel like I didn't explain anything after listening to other people's explanations before."
"You're not the first to feel this way."
"Hahaha, you are not the first to feel this way..."
Everyone opened their mouths and were shocked again.
Chen Fan continued to explain: "The Tianzhu is tall and Beichen is far away. The Tianzhu refers to the legend that Kunlun Mountain has a towering Tianzhu. If someone can climb the Tianzhu, that is the world where the immortals live..."
It took more than an hour to go through the explanation.
But an hour later, everyone seemed to find that the order of the Tengwang Pavilion seemed to be different again.
"Why do I feel that the preface to the Tengwang Pavilion before is completely different from the preface to the Tengwang Pavilion now?"
"Me too, I felt that this preface was very poorly written before."
"now what?"
"That's even more hanging."
"puff……"
Ok.
A preface to the Tengwang Pavilion finally returned to calm after Chen Fan's explanation.
People have also more clearly realized the extraordinaryness of this article.
But it was precisely because of the realization of the extraordinaryness of this article that at this moment, under the calmness, another disturbance broke out.
"Come, come, so and so, friends over at Yueyang Tower, didn't you say that your Yueyang Tower is the No. 1 building in the world? Come on, do you still dare to say that you are the No. [-] building in the world?"
"Damn, why don't you dare, we are the No.1 building in the world."
"Day, shameless, our Tengwang Pavilion is the one. As far as your Yueyang Tower is concerned, is the article on Yueyang Tower comparable to Tengwang Pavilion?"
"Why can't it be compared? In terms of ideological realm, your Tengwang Pavilion Preface is far worse than Yueyang Tower Ji."
"Fuck you, why don't you talk about talent and learning, philosophy, and talent... Yueyang Tower's flattery is also better than Tengwang Pavilion's preface."
"Hahaha, in your "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", do you worry about the worries of the people in the past, and enjoy the joys of the world in the future?"
"In your "Yueyang Tower", there is a sunset and a lone duck flying together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky?"
"Cut, this is for writing scenery. It's useful for a fart. We also have it. Look at the story of our Great Yueyang Tower, holding distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, vast soup, endless horizons, morning glory and sunset, and countless weather. This is the story of Yueyang Tower. Daguan also..."
"Hahaha, compared to writing scenery, the story of Yueyang Tower is [-] miles away from the Pavilion of the King of Teng. Look at the story of the Pavilion of the King of Teng in my book. The stars are divided into wings and the ground is connected to Henglu. The three rivers lead the five lakes, and the wild thorns lead Ouyue. .Wu Hua Tian Bao, Long Guang shoots at the market of bullfighting; outstanding people..."
The two sides pinched for an unknown number of rounds.
In short, there are those who praise Yueyang Tower and many who support the preface of Tengwang Pavilion.
Both are famous through the ages, and each has its own characteristics.
Anyway, no one can convince anyone.
just.
The two sides fought back and forth, but the Yellow Crane Tower on the other side cursed: "MMp, do you think we don't exist?"
at this time.
It is rare for Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion to join forces, saying: "You just don't exist."
……
"Too much deception, simply too much deception."
"Zeng Qingsheng", the person in charge of the Management Committee of the Yellow Crane Tower Scenic Spot, said angrily.
Originally, their Yellow Crane Tower was one of the three famous buildings. Even though not everyone agrees, the Yellow Crane Tower has the position of the first of the three famous buildings.But it is good now, in less than a year, Yellow Crane Tower not only failed to become the top of the three famous buildings, but became the last of the three famous buildings.
No.
At the end of the three famous buildings, others are embarrassed to mention it.
If people want to talk about famous buildings, even the first buildings in the world, they are directly Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion.
Although the two buildings have been fighting recently, and no one agrees with the other, but no matter whether they accept it or not, there is nothing wrong with the Yellow Crane Tower anyway.
"Everyone, tell me, how to deal with this matter?"
Facing the high-level officials in the scenic area, Zeng Qingsheng asked.
Once this situation continues.
Maybe in the future, there really will be nothing like their Yellow Crane Tower.
If this is really nothing to do with their Yellow Crane Tower, then it is estimated that it will be impossible for the Yellow Crane Tower to charge some tickets in the future.
after all.
Scenic spots like the three famous buildings seem to be famous, but in fact the whole scenic spot is not big.
The annual ticket revenue is tens of millions, at most 1 million.
But gate receipts are just one thing.
Even if there is no ticket revenue, they are not very worried.
Because in addition to the ticket revenue, the three famous buildings are more of a local landmark building.
For example, when it comes to Jiangxi Province, it is directly Tengwang Pavilion.
Speaking of Hunan Province, then there is Yueyang Tower.
Speaking of the Yellow Crane Tower, it should naturally be the province of Wu.
But if they are really compared by them, then the Yellow Crane Tower will lose its landmark attribute.
This is not only a big blow to the Yellow Crane Tower, but also a big blow to the entire Wu Province.
certainly.
None of the above are the most important.
Most importantly, the three famous buildings are not just landscapes, nor are they just landmark buildings, but a major economic industry.
Maybe you will ask, just three scenic spots, what other economic industries are there, are they interesting?
Hehe, the brother who asked this sentence is the one who doesn't smoke.
See what is the best-selling cigarette in the three major provinces now?
In Jiangxi province, of course, it is Tengwangge cigarettes.
Hunan province is also Yueyang Louyan.
In Wu Province, Yellow Crane Tower sells better, and they are smoked all over the country.
Think about what is the most powerful industry in China?
It's not real estate, it's not foreign trade...he's talking about the tobacco industry.
Do you know how terrifying its scale is with a tax of more than 1 trillion yuan a year?
It is a small matter that the Yellow Crane Tower was compared with the Tengwang Pavilion and Yueyang Tower, but it is a big matter if it affects their tobacco industry.
but.
Although everyone was anxious, one of the senior executives said: "Mr. Zeng, I think we should contact Mr. Chen Fan. The people in charge of Yueyang Tower and Tengwang Pavilion before contacted Mr. Chen Fan. How about we reward his Kuaidou account with 100 million?"
"I would like to, but Mr. Chen Fan seems to say that he doesn't accept any business from scenic spots recently."
"Mr. Zeng, it doesn't matter. We don't talk about cooperation, but we just say that we admire the talent of Mr. Chen Fan. We donated this 100 million voluntarily, without any additional conditions?"
"It looks fine, but 100 million..."
Zeng Qingsheng shook his head: "If you want a reward, you can get more, 100 million is nothing, we will give him 1000 million directly."
"1000 million, Mr. Zeng, I'm afraid our attractions won't be able to afford the money."
"It's okay, I'll discuss it with the tobacco company and let them approve it."
Zeng Qingsheng said happily.
(End of this chapter)
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