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Chapter 281 The Scheming Dog and Cat

Chapter 281 The Scheming Dog and Cat
Yuan Toolman Xiao Ni thinks that Li Heng is a very complicated person, but after experiencing various mysterious behaviors, she has become accustomed to Li Heng's weird behavior.

Maybe it's Aiwujiwu, she can face Li Heng's occasional illness calmly now.

That's right, she once read in a book that this kind of frequent change of mind is called delusional disorder, and it is a kind of mental illness. The patient's family should be tolerant and caring for the patient, and influence him with love.

Thus, Li Heng received Yuan Xiaoni's sympathetic gaze.

He was confused and didn't know why.

Shen Junwei returned to the hotel in a daze to pack his luggage. He was too embarrassed to live here any longer, so he could only move all his luggage back to the mountain.

Several people in the original team chose to leave his team and live in the hotel permanently. After all, no one wanted to hand over their backs to an untrustworthy person.

Lan Xinya sat in her space capsule and buried herself in her diary.

She originally thought that Shen Junwei was quite reliable, but she didn't expect to be a paper tiger. As expected, this world is very strange, and the people who should be important protagonists or supporting roles are all as stupid as if they have lost their minds.

She wrote in her diary about the supporting characters she had given up on.

I found that they all have one thing in common, that is, they had contact with Lin Xi and Luo Yunjin.

The supporting characters who had negotiated with the two of them all went to the street later.

"Is the system in place? Are the identities of those two passers-by really that simple? I always feel that they are the main characters. Look at these people, they don't look like they have important roles. They're all a bunch of big hitters. They're really tied to Q." Lan Xinya couldn't help complaining.

She used to live well in the central base, but as soon as Lin Xi and Luo Yunjin appeared, all her missions were wasted, and she also lost the beauty gained from doing the missions.

【Cough, well, I don't know either.But the task still needs to be done, isn't the hero also living in the hotel?Your chance is here, when not to do it now?According to the analysis of the male protagonist's data by this system, he likes the kind of sex most, and likes to be abused. The more you do it, the better you will definitely attract his attention. 】

Lan Xinya was extremely suspicious.

[Don't put on too much, it's pretty good at first, play around with it, this task is not difficult for you.How about this, as long as you can impress the male lead on you, I will restore your beauty and raise your abilities by one level~]

Lan Xinya originally wanted to refuse, but when she heard this irresistible temptation, she readily agreed.

No matter what, she is not bad, and that Li Heng is also good-looking, and he also likes to be a jerk.

It's not difficult for her at all, just act in her true colors!

So Lan Xinya changed into a white gauze skirt on purpose, and cut the hem of the gauze skirt with scissors very carefully to create that broken feeling.Then he dug out the cosmetics that he hadn't used for a long time, and painted himself a battle makeup.

She took out a small mirror and looked at it, enm, although her appearance is very ordinary now, at least her skin is good.

Lan Xinya twisted her waist, stepped on high-heeled shoes, walked to the big balcony on the third floor of the hotel, and shouted softly in an extremely sharp voice, "Little brother, my foot is sprained. "

As she spoke, she made a pose with a sprained foot, and then deliberately tilted her body at thirty degrees, revealing her curvaceous figure.

Li Heng, who was watching the rain scene in the mountains in a daze, saw a woman scratching her head when she returned home.

Yuan Xiaoni asked suspiciously, "Are you rheumatoid arthritis? I heard that you have this disease, and your legs and feet are not good when it rains. It's too difficult for you. It has been raining for many days. I thought your legs were not good before. Now I see…"

Yuan Xiaoni still remembered the incident when Lan Xinya pushed her into the group of zombies.

Lan Xinya didn't want to talk to her, and winked at Li Heng.

"Did your eyes get powdered, and the foundation you used was too dry?" Yuan Xiaoni asked again.

Lan Xinya: ...

Li Heng's heart is now filled with Luo Yunjin's startled smile just now, he doesn't care about other people, he is still in a daze, his eyes are looking in this direction, but his eyes are empty.

"Oh, I just sprained my ankle~"

Yuan Xiaoni and Li Heng shuddered at the same time.

He finally started to look at this woman squarely, "Go back and rest if you sprain your leg, what are you running around for?"

After speaking, he dragged Yuan Xiaoni back to the room, ignoring the other party.

Lan Xinya bit her lip, this was different from what she expected.

【You are not doing enough. ] The system suddenly prompted a sentence.

So Lan Xinya ran directly in front of Li Heng, took out the pink love letter she had prepared a long time ago, handed it to Li Heng, and made a shy expression, "This is a love letter from someone! Please accept it. I love you Likes are like a torrent of water, endless."

The love letter has a big red lip print on it.

Li Heng didn't expect his charm to be so great, and his current scruffy appearance would attract people's attention and send him love letters.

"Thank you, but I can't accept it." He said very simply, without giving the other party unnecessary wishful thinking, he is a very dedicated man.

Yuan Xiaoni looked at Lan Xinya in shock.

She did something she had never dared to do.

Li Heng's repeated rejection made Lan Xinya doubt the reliability of the system again.

She watched the two leave.

There are a few theatergoers around who are pointing at her.

"That woman, why is she wearing such heavy makeup in the end of the world? Ugly people do more tricks."

"That's right, her skirt is still so short, tsk tsk, the world is getting worse and people's hearts are not old."

"Ma Ma, that aunt wears so little, isn't it cold?"

...

Lan Xinya walked into the room angrily.

Liu Yun happened to live in the same room as Lan Xinya. She was cleaning when she saw a woman walking in, "This skirt..."

Lan Xinya thought she was going to laugh at herself, so she lifted her skirt angrily, and said coldly, "Why? Do you have any opinions?"

"No, what I want to say is that this skirt is too see-through, and you are still wearing red pants..." Liu Yun said inexplicably, his eyes were a little hot.

She hurriedly opened the door of the space capsule, so that her younger sister, who was playing with dolls inside, could not see such an indecent side.

Lan Xinya was shocked.

She said that her charm did not attract that person, so it turned out that her dress was not revealing enough.

Thinking of her going back to her capsule and changing into a bunny suit.

But her waist is a bit thick, and she wears nondescript clothes.

The system had already withdrawn her beauty, but now she looks very eye-catching.

But she didn't care at all, and ran out excitedly.

*
When Luo Yunjin returned to the mountain, he asked Duan Ya to carry a few boxes of drinks to sell down the mountain.

These drinks were exchanged for the garbage picked up by Lin Xi wearing a scavenger suit.

"I always thought something was weird, but I figured out something was wrong." Luo Yunjin sat on the sofa and let Lin Xi pinch her shoulders.

"Then stop thinking about it and go to sleep."

Luo Yunjin turned on the radio, and there was an FM that played short stories every day.

Lin Xi wants to sleep with her every day.

She had to fall asleep first so he wouldn't make little movements.

A short story on the radio is the best hypnosis tool!

'Welcome all listeners to listen to this episode of the story forum. The story Lao Wang is going to tell today is 'The Beast and the Prince'. '

'A long time ago, there was a princess who was cursed by a witch so that every day she would turn into an ugly beast.When the beast was playing in the forest that day, it rescued a handsome prince from the bear's paw.The beast fell in love with the prince at first sight, and invited the prince to her ball, and the prince attended the ball on time with a purpose. '

'At eight o'clock in the evening, the beast transformed into a beautiful princess under the moonlight.While the princess was dancing with the prince, the prince drew out the machete from his waist, killed the princess with one blow, and looked affectionately at the ugly witch hiding in the crowd. '

'It turns out that when the witch cursed the princess, she also got a curse.As long as the princess dies, she will grow old and ugly.The prince fell in love with the ugly witch five years ago. He deliberately pretended to be hunted by a bear, just to make the princess lose her defenses, and then took the opportunity to kill her and break the curse. '

'In the end, the handsome prince and the ugly witch lived happily together...'

After listening to the story, Luo Yunjin: ...

Lin Xi after listening to the story: ☉_☉

"Maybe I shouldn't listen to this story." Luo Yunjin turned off the radio, patted his legs and stood up, "I'm sleepy, you can do whatever you want."

When Lin Xi was still in a daze, Luo Yunjin had already returned to the room, locked the door behind her and lay down on the bed with peace of mind.

Hey, the little milk cat who has been taking precautions against hair loss every day came to the bed, she was really tired.

Lin Xi looked like his three views were shattered.

He was silent for a long time, and then slowly turned into a little milk cat, and dexterously jumped to the glass window on the second floor, scratching the window with his little paws, making a creaking sound.

When Luo Yunjin opened the curtain, it hid under the window sill, and when she opened the window, the cat rushed into the room like a bullet.

Luo Yunjin only felt a gust of wind blow over his face.

Then I felt two more hands around my waist.

Lin Xi directly hugged the girl in his arms, resting his chin on her shoulder.

The ears of the two were pressed together.

Just a little itchy.

"I don't think it's good for you to do this." Luo Yunjin pushed him away in disgust.

What should I do if my boyfriend is too clingy?
"If you think hair loss, I can become a human." Lin Xixiugou said aggrievedly.

Being attracted by the other party, Luo Yunjin lay back on the bed helplessly, with her back to him.

Lin Xi hugged the girl obediently.

good night's sleep...

The next morning, with messy hair, Luo Yunjin was about to get up to wash his hair when he saw Lin Xi playing with the ball of wool in the box.

It's hard to imagine a boy with a height of 1.9 meters sitting on the floor, messing up a few balls of wool, and clumsily trying to untie the wool tied around his body.

Luo Yunjin smiled unceremoniously.

She took out her mobile phone that she hadn't used for a long time, took a photo of Lin Xi's silly look, and took a group photo with scissorhands at the side.

She found that there were many dark histories of Lin Xi in the phone photo album. There were times when he danced the seaweed dance, when he ate hot pot so hot that his face was flushed, and when he was furious and ready to hit the little tiger-spotted swallow...

All are precious memories.

Lin Xi sat on the ground, and the more he moved, the more wool became entangled on his body.

Luo Yunjin slowly went to untie the wool on his body, and found that this stupid cat was knotted in many places.

She first untied the red wool wrapped around the man's face, slipped her small hands on his face, and touched his facial features several times.

Lin Xi, whose face was touched, emo: ...

Then began to loosen the green wool around his neck, and found his throat was very sexy, rolling around.

Luo Yunjin touched his Adam's apple again maliciously, and squeezed it again.

The opponent's hands and feet were all wrapped in wool, and I don't know how to do it, there are many dead knots.

Just after the girl used small scissors to untie the wool tied around the boy's hands, Lin Xi suddenly grabbed her two little hands, pulled them behind her head, and hit the floor directly.

Luo Yunjin:?

She watched helplessly as the man in front of her slowly loosened the tight wool on her legs, and then tied her hands and feet naturally.

Luo Yunjin:?

shit.

She even forgot that the other party is also a control-type supernatural being. How could he be entangled in wool? He clearly did it on purpose!
A scheming dog cat!

"You were faking it just now!" Luo Yunjin angrily realized that he had tied himself up very firmly, and he had planned for a long time.

"Is it easy to touch?" Lin Xi said hoarsely, his heavy nasal voice was magnetic.

Luo Yunjin watched eagerly as he took off his coat and was only wearing a black vest.

Through the fabric, the contours of the muscles can be seen.

knock knock knock.

"Xiao Jin, we're back! That zombie named Yuan Xinyue seems to have escaped from the central base, we just..." Chen Yue held a plate of apricots, opened the door and saw two people on the ground.

She couldn't hold the plate steady in her shocked hands.

"You, you guys continue, excuse me!" Chen Yue closed the door in a panic, just now Lin Xi's cold eyes seemed to be able to eat her up.

She hurried downstairs to share the news with Luo Jinbei.

"My God, they are so good at playing! Didn't you see Xiao Jin like this..., Lin Xi like that..." Chen Yueliang imitated it so vividly, to be honest, she still wants to continue watching!
Luo Jinbei fell into deep thought.

"Are they making progress so fast?" In Luo Jinbei's impression, his silly younger sister is actually a very innocent girl, although she looks salty and cheerful on the surface.

And Lin Xi has always been a cold and ruffian image in his mind.

As a result, after hearing what Chen Yue said, he suddenly felt that the beautiful image of the two of them disintegrated in his heart, and a yellow Kodak duck quacked in his mind.

Three hours later, Lin Xi walked out of the house in a refreshed suit.

The corners of the girl's eyes were red, obviously being bullied badly.

She is like a frightened fawn, pulling the hem of the young man's clothes.

Lin Xi saw a group of people sitting on the sofa downstairs, holding the girl in their arms.

On the table, a fat little tabby cat is playing with a ball of wool. It is lying on its back very nimbly, with its four little paws holding the ball of light yellow wool, rolling around, and its posture of playing with wool is superb.

Luo Yunjin twisted the flesh on Lin Xi's narrow waist hard, turning into anger from embarrassment.

It's numb, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

It turned out that the little idiot turned out to be herself, and she believed in his evil.

She touched his face and neck.

Humph…

Qi Chi patted the little leopard cat's fart, "Well, I want to say something, more and more supernatural beings have come to us recently, and many bases know that there are mountains with rich supplies here, and our defense must be two strengthened."

Qian Yuanfeng agreed very much, "Duan Ya and I have been building the stone mountain from the middle to the top. Now the stone mountain is 600 meters high, but the defense system is still very weak, and many people with supernatural powers will steal it. Plucking leaves and cutting bark from the bottom of the mountain."

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