Daguo Technology starts with mobile phones
Chapter 136 Military Grade Mobile Phone
Chapter 136 Military Grade Mobile Phone
"Discoverer! A super brand originating from the United States! A voice that represents courage! A symbol of wealth, status, and charm..."
"No matter how you shovel, or say, no matter how you brush! Also, you still use our electric drill to drill..."
"Good news! Good news! Buy a mobile phone and get free airtime! Buy a mobile phone and get free airtime! Pick up the phone and order a 499 yuan full-screen smartphone..."
What kind of mess is this?
Yang Xiaoling was immediately angry. If the advertisements of Dalang's mobile phone were still consistent with the real thing, these advertisements were simply an insult to her IQ!
At such a moment, she suddenly missed the advertisement of Dalang's mobile phone, and then she recalled the pain that Dalang's mobile phone brought to her...
"It's not a good thing!"
There is also the manager of Dalang's directly-operated store, who is so good at fooling middle-aged and elderly people that her mother almost bought her a Dalang mobile phone.
Tolerable or unbearable!
Fortunately, Dalang Technology has stopped a lot last year, and the investment in brainwashing advertisements has not been so much. After all, Dalang directly-operated stores have opened up.
There are offline channels, who will always use TV shopping advertisements to promote?Just as Yang Xiaoling was about to switch channels, a familiar voice appeared...
"Can make pancakes!"
"Drink the medicine fast!"
"Dalang mobile phone!"
Yang Xiaoling: Σ(OдO‖)
Mama Yang: =()
"Hey, don't..."
Yang Xiaoling was stunned, and subconsciously prepared to turn off the TV, but her mother rushed out wearing an apron, and took away the remote control:
"Wait a moment!"
"Dalang Technology has launched a new product?"
"No, what's so good about it? Cheap is not good, what's so good about its stuff?"
Yang Xiaoling couldn't help but said, but her mother directly retorted: "In the TV shopping advertisement, only Dalang Technology can be bought!"
As he was talking, he began to complain eccentrically: "You young people know how to consume, buy expensive things, why, the money is blown by the wind?
Dalang Technology is a conscience domestic product!If you don’t buy it, it’s fine, and you still go on and on every day, and you still read what is said on the Internet, do you believe what is said on the Internet?
In the past two years, there was a person in our county who followed netizens to find a job. It sounds nice, [-] a month, but he hasn't come back yet!
Don't look at the mess on the Internet, how many Dalang products you bought at home, your dad still uses Dalang 8, and it hasn't broken after using it for so long! "
Originally, there was a small plot in the boot animation of Dalang's mobile phone, but later, due to the pressure of public opinion, it had to be cut to a certain extent.
No way, at least half of their target users are middle-aged and elderly people, and the warm video of Dalang drinking medicine will have a bad social impact.
Of course, for models below Dalang 8, the boot animation used is still a warm video of Dalang drinking medicine, which cannot be solved by an update package.
It’s not that the update package of Dalang OS can’t change the boot animation, but even if the update package is released, many users choose not to update.
They don't even update the software. One application has been used for a year, and it is still an old version. They can only let Dalang OS update through the background.
You also have to worry about whether it is spending the user's traffic. It can be said that in terms of the system, the Dalang team has a greater workload than the Xingyun team.
Sitting in front of the TV, although Yang Xiaoling was extremely unwilling, she followed her mother and insisted on watching Dalang 9 Plus's new magic promotional advertisement.
Why is it magical?
"I'm holding Dalang 9 Plus in my hand now. In order to verify its drop resistance, we came to a six-story residential building..."
"boom!"
"Dropped from a height of 15 meters, only a shallow mark was left on the surface of Dalang 9 Plus, but nothing happened to the phone itself!"
"In order to strengthen the comparison, we also took a very popular mobile phone from a certain fruit, let's take a look together, how about its drop resistance?"
A brand new Apple 7s Plus priced at 6k+ would be unusable if thrown from the sixth floor of a residential building, let alone the second floor.
Yang Xiaoling looked distressed for a while, but Yang's mother who was sitting next to her expressed disdain: "Are Apple's mobile phones so not durable?"
Yang Xiaoling: "..."
Aggrieved!Really frustrated!She really wanted to say something, who has nothing to do and throws the phone down from the second floor?And is that what Apple does?
Have the ability to compare with Nokia ten years ago?What kind of skill is bullying Apple mobile phones?Dalang Technology directly gave up its face for hype!
But she didn't dare to complain, her mother's deterrence is too great, and she has a good hand with yin and yang. She just took her to the zoo to see two elephants last week.
Simply too much!
"Dalang 9 Plus has IP68 dustproof and waterproof, but our IP68 dustproof and waterproof is because this level is only so high..."
"We threw Dalang 9 Plus into the washing machine and washed it for three full hours. Now take it out and take a look, oh? It can still be turned on!"
"Put it in the washing machine, it's a bit too contemptuous of Dalang 9 Plus! Next, put it in a cement mixer!"
Yang Xiaoling:! ! !
In the advertisement of Dalang 9 Plus, the host first threw it into the sand and rolled it around, and then threw it directly into the blender.
After stirring for a full 10 minutes, I took it out and rinsed it with a water pipe, mixed with sand, Dalang 9 Plus can still be turned on and used normally.
"This is because it has also passed the military-grade protection certification of IP69K and MIL-STD-810, which is suitable for people who are prone to collisions, sand and dust..."
"Let's take a look at the challenge of a certain fruit 6s Plus! Since the previous one was broken, we bought another one. Isn't it a surprise? Aren't you surprised?"
Yang Xiaoling: I am surprised with a hammer!
Yang Ma: I just like watching this!
Sure enough, a brand new Apple 6s Plus was tortured badly again. It was fine when it went in, but it couldn’t come out!
"Dalang 9 Plus has a 3W ultra-high-power speaker, and the external volume can reach more than three times that of an Apple mobile phone. Please see the comparison!"
"At the same time, it has a large capacity of 5500 mAh, low temperature resistance, high temperature battery, the capacity is more than twice that of Apple, and it will not shut down at -30°C!"
"Please see the comparison. A certain mobile phone shuts down in less than 20 minutes at a temperature of -10°C. Dalang 9 Plus is not affected at all!"
"Under the condition of -30℃, the standby time of Dalang 9 Plus exceeds 400 hours! Perfectly adapt to various harsh environments!"
"..."
Dalang Technology is determined to touch Porcelain Apple, but in the promotional advertisement, the word Apple is not mentioned, and the logo is a big mosaic.
But any normal person can tell that this is an Apple mobile phone, and the purpose is very simple, to pull Apple into the water in the TV commercial.
At the same time, relying on the strong influence of Dalang Technology, the word-of-mouth of Apple mobile phones may directly avalanche in the eyes of some middle-aged and elderly people.
Nebula Technology aims at the high-end market, so it cannot be promoted in this way, but Dalang's mobile phone is a low-end product, so there is no pressure to do this kind of thing.
"Rear luxury dual camera! Front high list camera! Rear fingerprint unlocking, fresh and beautiful fashion system, Dalang OS will serve you wholeheartedly!"
"The last item is the signal test. As an excellent military-grade mobile phone, Dalang 9 Plus has 18 surround antennas. Apple..."
Yang Xiaoling: "Brother! Don't compare! Apple's signal is indeed bad, I admit it! But can we not say it in the open!"
It's a pity that the host in the advertisement couldn't hear her mental activities at all, and Yang Ma, who was sitting by the side, felt more and more disdainful the more she watched:
"This is the iPhone!?"
"Mom, let's change the channel..."
"What? Are you in a hurry?"
"???"
Yang Xiaoling: I'm in a hurry!
Before she could reply, the advertisement of Dalang 9 Plus on TV once again released a big move:
“不要999,不要888,全新大郎9 Plus,6+64GB大内存只需1499就能带回家!还送一年保修!”
"Now we promise that as long as it is worn out during the warranty period, you can enjoy a free replacement service at our Dalang direct sales store!"
"Due to the difficulty of mass production, the first batch of orders for Dalang 9 Plus is only 10000! The places are limited, first come first served, please call..."
"Come and order now!!!"
Just as Yang Xiaoling turned around, she was about to persuade her mother to spend rationally, but Yang's mother had already returned to her room, began to dress, and was about to go out.
"The door is Dalang's directly-operated store, just go to Lao Liu to buy it! Who would call to order! If it doesn't work, you can also shop online!"
Mama Yang's eyes are shining with wisdom. Such a smart phone is only sold for 1499. Dalang's mobile phone is indeed a conscientious domestic product!
Look at Apple, how dare you sell a mobile phone for more than 7000 yuan when it breaks when you touch it?If you buy a mobile phone and don’t take it back to use it, is it possible that you still have to provide it?
In fact, Yang Xiaoling wanted to say that Dalang's mobile phone is indeed very cheap, but the phenomenon caused by the cheapness is that she can't help but want to buy it every once in a while.
Take a look at her home, now there is not only a Dalang mobile phone, but also a small Dalang TV, a Dalang electric fan, and even an electronic scale...
In fact, adding up so much money is more expensive than buying an Apple 6s Plus. Now that it’s all over, her mother actually wants to buy another Dalang mobile phone!
From Yang Xiaoling's point of view, she naturally couldn't understand Yang's mother's behavior, but Yang's mother thought that this was a very suitable mobile phone for Yang's father.
Dad Yang is a plumbing repair worker. He faces a different working environment every day when he goes out to work. He buys an expensive mobile phone and is afraid of breaking it.
As a last resort, he had to use a cheap Dalang mobile phone. As soon as the Dalang 8 mini came out last year, he bought it immediately, but unfortunately the battery life was too poor.
Well now, there is a Dalang 9 Plus with max protection level, you can drop it and use it casually, and you can stop to watch the video when you are tired from work.
Even in some remote places, the signal can be full, and you don’t have to worry about it being damaged if you fall from a high altitude. It is simply an artifact for workers!
As for what Da Lang said in the TV shopping advertisement, mass production is very difficult, and there are only 10000 order places, Yang's mother didn't believe a word.
Dalang Technology has played this set not once or twice, each time there are only a few places in the first batch, in fact, there is no need to worry about not being able to buy them.
Thank you book friends for your rewards, monthly tickets, and recommended tickets!You are the flowers blooming from one tree to another, you are the swallows whispering between the beams, you are love, warmth, and hope, you are the April sky in the world!Thank you for your support! ! !
(End of this chapter)
"Discoverer! A super brand originating from the United States! A voice that represents courage! A symbol of wealth, status, and charm..."
"No matter how you shovel, or say, no matter how you brush! Also, you still use our electric drill to drill..."
"Good news! Good news! Buy a mobile phone and get free airtime! Buy a mobile phone and get free airtime! Pick up the phone and order a 499 yuan full-screen smartphone..."
What kind of mess is this?
Yang Xiaoling was immediately angry. If the advertisements of Dalang's mobile phone were still consistent with the real thing, these advertisements were simply an insult to her IQ!
At such a moment, she suddenly missed the advertisement of Dalang's mobile phone, and then she recalled the pain that Dalang's mobile phone brought to her...
"It's not a good thing!"
There is also the manager of Dalang's directly-operated store, who is so good at fooling middle-aged and elderly people that her mother almost bought her a Dalang mobile phone.
Tolerable or unbearable!
Fortunately, Dalang Technology has stopped a lot last year, and the investment in brainwashing advertisements has not been so much. After all, Dalang directly-operated stores have opened up.
There are offline channels, who will always use TV shopping advertisements to promote?Just as Yang Xiaoling was about to switch channels, a familiar voice appeared...
"Can make pancakes!"
"Drink the medicine fast!"
"Dalang mobile phone!"
Yang Xiaoling: Σ(OдO‖)
Mama Yang: =()
"Hey, don't..."
Yang Xiaoling was stunned, and subconsciously prepared to turn off the TV, but her mother rushed out wearing an apron, and took away the remote control:
"Wait a moment!"
"Dalang Technology has launched a new product?"
"No, what's so good about it? Cheap is not good, what's so good about its stuff?"
Yang Xiaoling couldn't help but said, but her mother directly retorted: "In the TV shopping advertisement, only Dalang Technology can be bought!"
As he was talking, he began to complain eccentrically: "You young people know how to consume, buy expensive things, why, the money is blown by the wind?
Dalang Technology is a conscience domestic product!If you don’t buy it, it’s fine, and you still go on and on every day, and you still read what is said on the Internet, do you believe what is said on the Internet?
In the past two years, there was a person in our county who followed netizens to find a job. It sounds nice, [-] a month, but he hasn't come back yet!
Don't look at the mess on the Internet, how many Dalang products you bought at home, your dad still uses Dalang 8, and it hasn't broken after using it for so long! "
Originally, there was a small plot in the boot animation of Dalang's mobile phone, but later, due to the pressure of public opinion, it had to be cut to a certain extent.
No way, at least half of their target users are middle-aged and elderly people, and the warm video of Dalang drinking medicine will have a bad social impact.
Of course, for models below Dalang 8, the boot animation used is still a warm video of Dalang drinking medicine, which cannot be solved by an update package.
It’s not that the update package of Dalang OS can’t change the boot animation, but even if the update package is released, many users choose not to update.
They don't even update the software. One application has been used for a year, and it is still an old version. They can only let Dalang OS update through the background.
You also have to worry about whether it is spending the user's traffic. It can be said that in terms of the system, the Dalang team has a greater workload than the Xingyun team.
Sitting in front of the TV, although Yang Xiaoling was extremely unwilling, she followed her mother and insisted on watching Dalang 9 Plus's new magic promotional advertisement.
Why is it magical?
"I'm holding Dalang 9 Plus in my hand now. In order to verify its drop resistance, we came to a six-story residential building..."
"boom!"
"Dropped from a height of 15 meters, only a shallow mark was left on the surface of Dalang 9 Plus, but nothing happened to the phone itself!"
"In order to strengthen the comparison, we also took a very popular mobile phone from a certain fruit, let's take a look together, how about its drop resistance?"
A brand new Apple 7s Plus priced at 6k+ would be unusable if thrown from the sixth floor of a residential building, let alone the second floor.
Yang Xiaoling looked distressed for a while, but Yang's mother who was sitting next to her expressed disdain: "Are Apple's mobile phones so not durable?"
Yang Xiaoling: "..."
Aggrieved!Really frustrated!She really wanted to say something, who has nothing to do and throws the phone down from the second floor?And is that what Apple does?
Have the ability to compare with Nokia ten years ago?What kind of skill is bullying Apple mobile phones?Dalang Technology directly gave up its face for hype!
But she didn't dare to complain, her mother's deterrence is too great, and she has a good hand with yin and yang. She just took her to the zoo to see two elephants last week.
Simply too much!
"Dalang 9 Plus has IP68 dustproof and waterproof, but our IP68 dustproof and waterproof is because this level is only so high..."
"We threw Dalang 9 Plus into the washing machine and washed it for three full hours. Now take it out and take a look, oh? It can still be turned on!"
"Put it in the washing machine, it's a bit too contemptuous of Dalang 9 Plus! Next, put it in a cement mixer!"
Yang Xiaoling:! ! !
In the advertisement of Dalang 9 Plus, the host first threw it into the sand and rolled it around, and then threw it directly into the blender.
After stirring for a full 10 minutes, I took it out and rinsed it with a water pipe, mixed with sand, Dalang 9 Plus can still be turned on and used normally.
"This is because it has also passed the military-grade protection certification of IP69K and MIL-STD-810, which is suitable for people who are prone to collisions, sand and dust..."
"Let's take a look at the challenge of a certain fruit 6s Plus! Since the previous one was broken, we bought another one. Isn't it a surprise? Aren't you surprised?"
Yang Xiaoling: I am surprised with a hammer!
Yang Ma: I just like watching this!
Sure enough, a brand new Apple 6s Plus was tortured badly again. It was fine when it went in, but it couldn’t come out!
"Dalang 9 Plus has a 3W ultra-high-power speaker, and the external volume can reach more than three times that of an Apple mobile phone. Please see the comparison!"
"At the same time, it has a large capacity of 5500 mAh, low temperature resistance, high temperature battery, the capacity is more than twice that of Apple, and it will not shut down at -30°C!"
"Please see the comparison. A certain mobile phone shuts down in less than 20 minutes at a temperature of -10°C. Dalang 9 Plus is not affected at all!"
"Under the condition of -30℃, the standby time of Dalang 9 Plus exceeds 400 hours! Perfectly adapt to various harsh environments!"
"..."
Dalang Technology is determined to touch Porcelain Apple, but in the promotional advertisement, the word Apple is not mentioned, and the logo is a big mosaic.
But any normal person can tell that this is an Apple mobile phone, and the purpose is very simple, to pull Apple into the water in the TV commercial.
At the same time, relying on the strong influence of Dalang Technology, the word-of-mouth of Apple mobile phones may directly avalanche in the eyes of some middle-aged and elderly people.
Nebula Technology aims at the high-end market, so it cannot be promoted in this way, but Dalang's mobile phone is a low-end product, so there is no pressure to do this kind of thing.
"Rear luxury dual camera! Front high list camera! Rear fingerprint unlocking, fresh and beautiful fashion system, Dalang OS will serve you wholeheartedly!"
"The last item is the signal test. As an excellent military-grade mobile phone, Dalang 9 Plus has 18 surround antennas. Apple..."
Yang Xiaoling: "Brother! Don't compare! Apple's signal is indeed bad, I admit it! But can we not say it in the open!"
It's a pity that the host in the advertisement couldn't hear her mental activities at all, and Yang Ma, who was sitting by the side, felt more and more disdainful the more she watched:
"This is the iPhone!?"
"Mom, let's change the channel..."
"What? Are you in a hurry?"
"???"
Yang Xiaoling: I'm in a hurry!
Before she could reply, the advertisement of Dalang 9 Plus on TV once again released a big move:
“不要999,不要888,全新大郎9 Plus,6+64GB大内存只需1499就能带回家!还送一年保修!”
"Now we promise that as long as it is worn out during the warranty period, you can enjoy a free replacement service at our Dalang direct sales store!"
"Due to the difficulty of mass production, the first batch of orders for Dalang 9 Plus is only 10000! The places are limited, first come first served, please call..."
"Come and order now!!!"
Just as Yang Xiaoling turned around, she was about to persuade her mother to spend rationally, but Yang's mother had already returned to her room, began to dress, and was about to go out.
"The door is Dalang's directly-operated store, just go to Lao Liu to buy it! Who would call to order! If it doesn't work, you can also shop online!"
Mama Yang's eyes are shining with wisdom. Such a smart phone is only sold for 1499. Dalang's mobile phone is indeed a conscientious domestic product!
Look at Apple, how dare you sell a mobile phone for more than 7000 yuan when it breaks when you touch it?If you buy a mobile phone and don’t take it back to use it, is it possible that you still have to provide it?
In fact, Yang Xiaoling wanted to say that Dalang's mobile phone is indeed very cheap, but the phenomenon caused by the cheapness is that she can't help but want to buy it every once in a while.
Take a look at her home, now there is not only a Dalang mobile phone, but also a small Dalang TV, a Dalang electric fan, and even an electronic scale...
In fact, adding up so much money is more expensive than buying an Apple 6s Plus. Now that it’s all over, her mother actually wants to buy another Dalang mobile phone!
From Yang Xiaoling's point of view, she naturally couldn't understand Yang's mother's behavior, but Yang's mother thought that this was a very suitable mobile phone for Yang's father.
Dad Yang is a plumbing repair worker. He faces a different working environment every day when he goes out to work. He buys an expensive mobile phone and is afraid of breaking it.
As a last resort, he had to use a cheap Dalang mobile phone. As soon as the Dalang 8 mini came out last year, he bought it immediately, but unfortunately the battery life was too poor.
Well now, there is a Dalang 9 Plus with max protection level, you can drop it and use it casually, and you can stop to watch the video when you are tired from work.
Even in some remote places, the signal can be full, and you don’t have to worry about it being damaged if you fall from a high altitude. It is simply an artifact for workers!
As for what Da Lang said in the TV shopping advertisement, mass production is very difficult, and there are only 10000 order places, Yang's mother didn't believe a word.
Dalang Technology has played this set not once or twice, each time there are only a few places in the first batch, in fact, there is no need to worry about not being able to buy them.
Thank you book friends for your rewards, monthly tickets, and recommended tickets!You are the flowers blooming from one tree to another, you are the swallows whispering between the beams, you are love, warmth, and hope, you are the April sky in the world!Thank you for your support! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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