The big entertainer adopted by the female president

Chapter 239 Wu Wanqing: Is there any fish at home?
Rewind the time to ten minutes ago.

bathroom.

"Crash, blah, blah."

"Gollum, Gollum"

The water splashed against the sink, and the toothbrush went in and out of his mouth.

Looking at the red lips covered in foam in the mirror, Wang Luoxi couldn't help but twitched her brows violently when she thought of the situation at the dining table.

Little red guy, you wait for me.

When my mother is gone, I must enforce the family law, and see if I don't tender you to death!
At this moment, with this situation, she felt so regretful that her stomach was green.

In fact, before Wen Yan walked into the room with the rose in his hands, she almost knew the general direction of today's story.

The little red guy didn't even think about it, who did Wu Hao belong to?

Don't look at First Young Master Wu, who has a great reputation outside and is the top yamen in Shanghai, but in front of her, he is just a pony.

How could Wu Hao dare to hide important news like Wen Yan talking about his girlfriend and preparing to "siege the city" in one fell swoop?
That's right, just as Wen Yan hung up the phone, she probably got the complete script from Wu Hao before she had time to walk into the supermarket.

But she is still too confident...

After getting the news, she thought that with the plot outline in hand, she had the absolute initiative.

Therefore, I chose to quietly watch the little red man's performance.

After all, since she confirmed the relationship, she has not received a gift from the little red man, so she naturally looks forward to this romance in her heart.

What she thought at first was to eat the bait that Wen Yan had prepared, and then withdraw decisively, never taking the bait.

At most, at most for the sake of the little red guy's filial piety...

Give him a kiss reward.

But she didn't expect that the little red man would not play his cards according to the routine?
Didn’t the plan you discussed, prepare a love lunch after giving the roses, induce your girlfriend to drink more drinks, and create a romantic atmosphere?
What about lunch?
What about red wine?
She is ready to only eat big meals and not drink.

But why did you give me a massage all of a sudden?

The massage is fine, the key point is that the little red man is so skilled in pressing the acupuncture points, making her feel comfortable from head to toe.

The whole body seemed to be electrified, and every inch of skin seemed to be crawling with ants.

Especially in the last few minutes, the casual press sent her to the cloud, and her mind went blank.

Then, the development of the story was completely out of her control.

"Gollum, Gollum..."

Thinking of the moment when he was choked at the dining table, Wang Luoxi clenched his fists and was furious.

Don't take the usual path. How dare he?
After swiping back and forth three or four times, I managed to suppress the nausea in my heart.

Wang Luoqi picked up the bath towel at the side, put it in front of the faucet, dipped it in some warm water, and began to wipe off the dirt on the plump.

As a person with a slight cleanliness addiction, it is already uncomfortable to take a bath during menstruation, but the little red guy is still acting like a demon at this time.

Looking down at the arc in front of him and looking at the water stains on it, Wang Luoxi gritted his teeth secretly, and became even more angry at Wen Yan's presumptuousness.

Just when she was thinking about how to deal with the little red man so that she could vent her anger, she suddenly heard a loud noise from the living room:

"It hurts, it hurts, Auntie, please be gentle..."

"Okay, ah, no, no, Auntie means I'll get up now..."

Wang Luoxi "o_O???"

Under what circumstances should this outrageous conversation take place?

wrestling?

Or sumo?

Or a boxing match?
But no matter what the situation is, it shouldn't happen to these two people in the living room.

There must be a demon thinking of this, Wang Luoxi quietly turned off the tap, and shouted to the outside:

"Wen Xiaoyan, what's the matter with you? Surprised?"

"You want to beat me up, believe it or not, I'll go out now and beat you to death, you little red bastard?"

She intentionally revealed the suffocation in her tone, which is in line with her usual soft-spoken persona, to prevent her mother from being suspicious, and to stabilize the little red man, which is in line with her current mood.

After a while, there was a response from the living room.

"Sister Luo Qi, I'm fine, but my voice is too loud, did it affect your washing?"

"Auntie is asking me about my studies, telling me not to skip classes anymore, and to learn more at school..."

Hearing this, Wang Luoqi frowned slightly, "Learn more knowledge for the hell, what were you like before, do you really think my mother doesn't know?"

If she really wanted to teach you a lesson, Auntie, she would have made you obedient. As a person who experienced it personally, Wang Luoxi naturally understood Wu Wanqing's skills.

How strict was the education method she faced when she was a child, could she still not be clear about it?
The little red guy is quite scheming, he deliberately mentioned washing, is it to remind me to clean up properly, so that my mother will not find out the abnormality?Wang Luoxi frowned slightly.

Although there was no evidence, from these clues, she still felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the living room.

Is there anything else in this family that I'm not comfortable knowing about?Thinking of this, Wang Luoxi remained silent, instead of responding to Wen Yan's words, he turned on the faucet beside him.

Hearing the sound of water splashing in her ears, she didn't intend to continue washing.

Originally, she was planning to stay in the bathroom for two, three or ten minutes, and it was estimated that her mother would go back, so naturally there was no risk of revealing her secrets.

But now the movement in the living room aroused her curiosity, and she felt awkward and flustered without going to see what happened.

After wiping her body with a bath towel soaked in warm water, Wang Luoxi reached for the bathrobe on the shelf and quickly put it on. She really wanted to see what was going on outside?
In less than half a minute, she packed up and walked to the door.

And at this time, in the living room, Wu Wanqing was reaching out her hand to twist Wen Yan's ear. If Wang Luoxi opened the door and went out now, he would see his own mother teaching the little red man a lesson.

It is normal for the elders to teach the younger ones, and there is no fault at all.

But I have to say that sometimes Wen Yan's luck is actually quite bad, and he doesn't have the fate of a big time traveler who is lucky.

When Wang Luoxi passed the stereoscope, she suddenly caught a glimpse of the fingerprints on her thighs and the red marks on her neck, and she hesitated for a moment.

To be conservative, she returned to the storage basket, took off her bathrobe, put on her trousers and top, and carefully checked her clothes in front of the mirror before unscrewing the door.

So, the scene she sees now is:
Wen Yan was sitting on the sofa, facing the direction of the bathroom, his mother's legs were spread apart, and she was sitting on the lap of the little red guy, her body trembling slightly.

Moreover, her cheongsam seems to have been torn, and now it has been split to the base of her thighs. From this angle, she can even see her upturned peach buttocks.

Isn't this situation the same as what she just experienced half an hour ago?

Looking at the hot-eyed picture in front of him, Wang Luoxi clenched his fists with both hands, clutching the doorknob with his right hand, his phalanx turned white, and said through gritted teeth:

"What are you doing?"

As soon as the words fell, the doorknob was overwhelmed, and she snapped it off with a "click".

Wu Wanqing: "..."

It's over, the old aunt stiffened and shouted silently in her heart:
Luo Xi, listen to your mother's explanation, it's not what you think!
Wen Yan: "?!!"

System, quickly send Sister Luo Qi the "Hou's Wisdom Subtraction Method", Wen Yan called the system's father in his heart.

But the low-level system is worthy of the low-level system. At the critical moment, he ignored him at all, and even added fuel to the fire, and a few lines of small words jumped out on the system panel:
"Wrath from Wang Luoqi +233"

"Wrath from Wang Luoqi +666"

"Wrath from Wang Luoqi +999"

Fuck you, are you mocking me? Wen Yan can't care about the low-level system anymore, at this moment, he can only choose to save himself.

After 0.3 seconds, Wen Yan thought of a way to deal with it, and wrote a script.

"Auntie, hurry up, your eyes hurt so much, hurry up and blow them out for me, it hurts me to death, this damn little bug..."

While speaking, he squeezed his eyes hard. At this time, every tear is a life-saving weapon, which can make his explanation more convincing.

Fortunately, he did squeeze out a drop.

"Don't move around, how can I brag about you like this?" The old aunt, who is an actress, instantly understood Wen Yan's intentions.

At this moment, Wu Wanqing's back was facing Wang Luoqi, and she supported Wen Yan's head with both hands.

She approached Wen Yan, sat up straight, covered her daughter's view with her upper body, and pressed her thumb firmly on Wen Yan's eyes without leaving any trace.

Wen Yan's eyes were instantly blurred with tears, and the tears couldn't stop flowing down.

"Ah, why did you shed so many tears? What should I do? Don't hurt your eyeballs, or you'll be finished."

The old aunt was hoarse, she turned her head and shouted at her daughter:
"You damn girl, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and help him get the bugs out."

"No, no, Xiaoyan is a little serious, let's send him to the hospital immediately."

While talking, she left Wen Yan's lap and took out her phone from her bag:
"I'll call the courtyard first and let them get ready."

"Don't be so troublesome, Kuang Dang..." Wang Luoqi dropped the doorknob in his hand.

She walked to the coffee table, leaned over to search for a bit, and said with a blank expression:
"It's not that serious, just put some eye drops on it, otherwise, when we get to the hospital, the bugs will probably be drowned in tears..."

While talking, she threw the eye drops to Wen Yan. She didn't know if it was intentional. The eye drops drew a perfect parabola in the air and hit Wen Yan's bridge of nose accurately.

"Hiss..." Wen Yan snorted.

"Quickly drop it, after a while, you may have digested the bug's corpse." Wang Luoxi crossed his arms.

"Hey, you kid, what's the matter, it's still useable, can't you give him a drip?"

The old aunt is well versed in the self-cultivation of an actor, and she must do a full set of acting.

"Mom, don't worry, our Xiaoyan is very capable." Wang Luoqi pouted.

She took two steps forward, walked up to Wen Yan, and gently touched his head:
"Don't talk about eye drops, even if it is replaced with concentrated sulfuric acid, you can also drop it in, right?"

Wen Yan: "..."

How does he feel, there is something in the female president's words, don't you really want to drip sulfuric acid in his eyes?
Wang Luoqi turned to look at Wu Wanqing, narrowed his eyes and said:
"Mom, you must be exhausted just after getting off the plane, why don't you go home and have a rest first?"

"It's okay, Mom's not tired." Wu Wanqing also squinted her eyes: "It's lunch time, Mom just happened to show you a few tricks."

"When I entered the door, I could smell the smell of fish. Let's make fish soup for lunch today."

Walking to the opposite sofa, she stopped, glanced at the black stockings underneath, and looked at Wang Luoqi with a smile:
"By the way, do we have fish at home?"

Wang Luoqi also saw the stockings, she kicked Wen Yan:

"Have it?"

Wen Yan: "..."

There were no live fish, but there was one saury about to go to the execution ground.

(End of this chapter)