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Chapter 209 Binghuo Has This Kid Already Written So Much?

After Tian Yunxiao and Pei Pei finished eating the stewed chicken and rice, the two returned to the hotel, first went with Pei Pei to return the room she had opened, and then they returned to Tian Yunxiao's room.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao finally remembered that he didn't have code words yet.

I haven't written a single word of today's [-]-character full attendance.

So he turned on the computer.

Then opened the melon coding software.

In the end, he discovered one thing, that is, the [-]D room he opened in the morning was broken into.

This made him feel a little unbelievable, thinking:

"Isn't that right? I kicked out all the well-known punks in the group this morning, and the rest of them are basically procrastinators like me.

It's only before three o'clock in the afternoon, and the [-]D hair is gone?Grass is a plant.

Forget it, I don't have a room, and I don't want to code words at all. At this time, let's play a few games first. After all, [-] characters are a quick thing. "

So Tian Yunxiao opened the League of Legends,

At this time, Pei Pei, who was behind Tian Yunxiao, saw Tian Yunxiao's actions, and asked a little angrily:
"Old Tian, ​​why haven't you coded yet? Why have you opened the game again?"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao felt a little embarrassed by Pei Pei's questioning, so he said:

"Xiao Pei, I'll play some games first to find some inspiration, and I'm not in a hurry about coding."

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's sophistry, Pei Pei said angrily:
"Old Tian, ​​is your appearance worthy of so many readers who are waiting for your update?"

Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's words and asked helplessly:

"Then do you want to play or not? If you want to play, get on the number~"

Pei Pei put his hands on his hips at this time, and said, "Hmph~ You want to take me with you when you are depraved? Am I that kind of person?"

……

半个小时之后，裴赔新高彩烈的看着电脑上自己的ADC卢锡安那16-1-5的战绩和旁边田云霄默默的甘当绿叶，用娜美给裴赔打辅助的8-0-25的战绩手舞足蹈的说道：

"Oh, the game is really fun~"

Tian Yunxiao suddenly imitated Pei Pei's voice vividly at this moment, and said, "Am I that kind of person?"

Being teased by Tian Yunxiao, Pei Pei immediately blushed and said without turning his head: "Old Tian, ​​you are really accurate~"

……

The two had been winning streaks, and the sky outside became dark in a blink of an eye.

Tian Yunxiao saw that it was past five o'clock in the afternoon.

I can only sigh that it gets dark really early in winter.

Then he said to Pei Pei:

"My dear, let's stop playing and go to eat first. After the meal, I will come back to code."

At this time, Pei Pei clicked to start the game again, and said without even looking at Tian Yunxiao:

"Honey, give it another shot~"

Tian Yunxiao saw the appearance of Pei Pei, an internet-addicted girl, so he had no choice but to say:

"Okay then, let's do it again."

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei nodded repeatedly and said:

"Yeah, let's do it again~"

……

"Honey, shall we go eat?"

After Tian Yunxiao finished playing the game, he said to Pei Pei.

Pei Pei looked at the time and saw that it was less than six o'clock, so he said to Tian Yunxiao:
"A million more, dear~"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao was very helpless with Pei Pei's appearance of being an Internet addict, so he could only think about it.

"What's wrong with Xiao Pei? Why did you make such outrageous demands one after another today...

Isn't she always urging me to code every day?

... Sigh, what should I do with such an outrageous request?

Of course to satisfy her~"

So Tian Yunxiao continued to play games with Pei Pei.

……

It was eight o'clock in the blink of an eye. At this time, Tian Yunxiao finally finished the last game with Pei Pei, and he was really hungry.

Said to Pei Pei:

"Honey, we have to eat, I'm hungry, aren't you hungry?"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's question, Pei Pei said:
"Hearing what you said, Lao Tian, ​​I really feel a little hungry. What shall we eat?"

Tian Yunxiao looked at the time at this time and found that it was past eight o'clock.

He said helplessly:
"Honey, it's already eight o'clock in the evening, and it's too late to go out to eat now, let's order takeaway."

Then he looked at the calendar and said:

"It just so happens that today is a crazy Thursday, let's eat Kaifeng dishes..."

Pei Pei looked at the clock at this moment, and had no choice but to say, "Okay then~"

……

It was almost nine o'clock after the two of them had finished their meal of Kaifeng dishes.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao finally realized that if he didn't code, today's full attendance would be ruined.

Then he logged in to his own penguin, and clicked on Kaidian's three reminder groups.

No, because there are many people in this group, it is better to find someone to open a room.

I saw that just after he opened this group, he saw a long, long message from a female author who wrote suspense classification in the group.

The gentleman only pities him alone: ​​"How to deal with the girls who rent together???
1. Find a night and pretend to make a phone call. The content of the phone call is about breaking up with your girlfriend in a long-distance relationship, showing signs of rage and pain, and the voice should be loud enough for her to hear.

2. In the next few days, you should pretend that nothing happened and show the fortitude of a man.

3. Find one night, drink some wine and go back (don’t be really drunk) and then pretend to be drunk in the living room, make some noise to let her know, it’s best to trick her to come out and help you, the time to test your acting skills has come, act What a role of a man who is infatuated and lovelorn..."

Tian Yunxiao gradually became interested when he saw this, and read it with great interest.

"4. Use a sober mind to interpret the performance of pretending to be sober when drunk, and ask her to pour you a glass of water vaguely and politely.

5. Don't be polite, drop the cup directly on the ground when receiving water.

6. When she squats down or bends down to pick up the cup, rush to pick it up. At this time, try to make some physical contact, and take this opportunity to test the other party's reaction for the next action plan.

7. This is the end of the night.

8. Wake up early the next day, pay attention to the movement next door, and go out when she leaves the room. At this time, you can only wear a pair of underpants.After confirming that she has seen you, hurry back to the house awkwardly and slightly apologetically.

9. Find an opportunity to invite her to dinner and express guilt and gratitude. "

When Tian Yunxiao saw that he was gone here, he tapped the keyboard angrily and asked in an instant.

Uncle Tian next door: "And then? Xiao Dujiang?"

Binghuo: "And then? Xiaodujiang?"

Nanmu refill: "And then? Xiao Dujiang?"

29 repetitions are omitted here...

At this time, the writers in the group were attracted by the news about the suspenseful female author Xiaodu.

One by one, they couldn't wait to type and ask about the follow-up of Xiaodu's tutorial.

Seeing that the suspenseful female author, Jun Zi, only pityed her alone and caused public outrage, so she quickly sent out the follow-up.

Gentleman alone pities Qidu: "10. The most critical and important step is coming. Today is Crazy Thursday. V I'm [-] and invite me to eat Kaifeng dishes, and I'll tell you the next step~"

Seeing that this was the follow-up, Tian Yunxiao had no choice but to make a friendly gesture.

Uncle Tian next door: "Convex (艹盘艹)"

Binghuo: "Convex (艹盘艹)"

39 repetitions are omitted here...

At this time, Tian Yunxiao suddenly saw a name that he hadn't seen for a long time mixed into this group of people.

So he hit the keyboard and typed.

Uncle Tian next door: "@冰火, I haven't seen you for a long time, how is your grade now?"

At this time, Pu Jie, a handsome young man in northern Hebei Province, saw Tian Yunxiao asking him, shook his head helplessly, and with a Versailles smile on his face, he tapped the keyboard and typed a reply.

Binghuo: "Master, I jumped~o(╥﹏╥)o"

Tian Yunxiao was very puzzled at this time, so he tapped the keyboard and typed to ask.

Uncle Tian next door: "Shouldn't you? Apprentice, you shouldn't rush now. After all, the subject I taught you, it should be very stable to get a Twelve Heavenly Kings and sign a great promise."

At this moment, the smile on the face of Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, suddenly froze.

Because the current requirements of Yuewen Group's great god appointment are at least one work with more than [-] subscriptions, or three consecutive works with more than [-] subscriptions.

At this time, Pu Jie typed and replied by typing on the keyboard.

Binghuo: "Actually, it's not too rushed, master, and the average order is more than 5000 at present."

After Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, finished his book "Becoming a Tycoon from the Game", the entire Qidian three reminder groups exploded.

Yeying Lianji: "Convex (她盘哉), old thief Binghuo, you have learned badly, and you have also learned to pretend~ woo woo woo, let me die~"

Unsealed secret code: "God of Ice and Fire, please be a human being, you are calling Wanjun a hit on the street?"

Ye Yinxiao: "God of Ice and Fire! God! God! God!"

Cute One Two Handsome Bubu: "I beg you, a group of gods who are exquisite and orderly, to be individuals, and stop irritating the streets here."

Green Lantern Dancer: "Isn't that right, the God of Secret Code and the God of Yeyin are both excellent products, the chicken brother is a high-quality product, and the God of Ice and Fire is even more incredible. He directly ordered ten thousand and said that he was rushing. You group of gods, let us who are just enough to rush!" Can the scumbags of the street standard still be happy in the water?"

But at this time, after Tian Yunxiao finished reading Binghuo and finished talking about his grades, he closed the three reminder groups of Qidian, and then opened the melon code word to build a room.

Then re-opened the three reminder groups of Qidian.

Uncle Tian next door: "Uncle Tian next door invites you to the melon spelling room, goal: 4000 words, room number: speed of life and death."

Uncle Tian next door: "The full-time room opened in half an hour, and the full-time room came at no time."

After Tian Yunxiao sent this message, all the authors in the group responded immediately.

Nanmu refill: "Here we come, here we come, it's almost ten o'clock~ I'm going to start counting today's full attendance."

Handicapped and strong Xiaoyan brother: "Come on, come on! Full attendance room, my favorite!"

"Welcome the diving old cat to the spelling room."

"Welcome Fishing Fool to the spelling room."

……

Soon the [-]-word full-time room was filled with twenty people.

Tian Yunxiao took a look, "Good guy, are there so many procrastinators and daytime fish monsters in the group?"

So I didn't wait for the room to open automatically, so I took the initiative to start the code word room.

After nearly two hours of struggle, Tian Yunxiao finally coded today's full attendance of [-] characters at eleven o'clock.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao had the time to deal with the problem of his apprentice's ice fire.

So he opened the ice fire chat dialog box.

Uncle Tian next door: "Apprentice, are you there?"

At this time, Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, is playing a new game on Steam, Old Man Happy Ring.

Hearing the sound of "Dididi" on his computer, he ignored it.

At this time, he glanced sideways at his phone and found that it was Tian Yunxiao who sent him a message.

Hastily Alt + F4 the old man happy ring.

Then click on the Penguin chat window in the lower right corner of the computer.

Binghuo: "Here, Master! What's the matter?"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao saw that Binghuo replied so quickly.

Immediately tap the keyboard to type and ask.

Uncle Tian next door: "Apprentice, why are you only ordering more than 1 yuan now?"

At this time, Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, saw the message sent by Tian Yunxiao, and he was stunned for a moment, and then his fingers twitched like flying on the keyboard.

Binghuo: "Master, what did you say?"

Binghuo: "Master, you can't compare me with you. I am very satisfied with my current grades."

Binghuo: "You can still earn a six-figure manuscript fee a month, aren't you asking too much of me?"

Binghuo: "Master, if you say this outside, your book will probably be reported as crazy."

Binghuo: "Talent? More than 1 average and the word talent really don't match so well, my master!"

Tian Yunxiao saw that he had sent such a sentence, and Binghuo replied so many sentences, so he tapped the keyboard and typed the reply.

Uncle Tian next door: "The subject matter I taught you definitely has the potential to be a bookmarking god. You should think about it for yourself, what is wrong?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Tell me quickly, I'll figure out a way."

At this time, Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, immediately tapped on the keyboard after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply.

Binghuo: "Master, the Great God is too far away from me. I am already very satisfied with this result."

At this time, Tian Yunxiao thought to himself: "Fuck, you are satisfied with the current result but I am not satisfied, after all, it involves the degree of my task completion.

If yours is less than [-] yuan, I will not be able to get the body that is invulnerable to all diseases. After all, even though the symptoms of my disease are gone now.

But the genetic aspect has not been removed, and if it reaches [-] average, the glasses on my eyes can be removed. "

So he tapped on the keyboard and typed cursing.

Uncle Tian next door: "You are satisfied, but I am still not satisfied. I have worked hard to give you the subject matter you want, and then I have worked hard to guide you how to write. Are you satisfied with such a mere million average?"

At this time, Pu Jie, a young man from northern Hebei, was aroused to fight after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words, but then withered again.

Binghuo: "Master, it's not my fault. This is a common problem of long online novels. After all, I have written more than 200 million words now, and it's almost 300 million words. I keep repeating the same routine. Readers get tired of reading it and abandon it." There are a lot of books."

Tian Yunxiao was stunned for a moment after seeing Binghuo's reply, and then looked at the "Crossing the World Alone" which he posted earlier than Binghuo's "Becoming a Rich Man from the Game Start". Wanzi, and then said in great surprise:
"Fuck, has this kid Binghuo already written so much?"

　Thanks to the old cat who dives for [-] rewards, thanks to impermanence and never-ending [-] rewards, and thanks to the patients of Wu Jue Yun and Secondary School for their rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)