Pirate Vice-Captain Heart

Chapter 973 THE969, Banquet 3
Two years ago, there was a banquet held jointly by the Straw Hat Pirates and the Heart Pirates.

(Speaking of which, at that time, almost every meal was a banquet.)
Lin Xi either got excited, or couldn't stand the booing of the Red Heart Pirates, so he drank a few more glasses.

Then... drank too much.

Lin Xi, who had drunk too much, grabbed someone and wanted to punch him, "How are you two, five bosses, Liuliu Shun..." No matter whether she wins or loses, Lin Xi punishes herself with a drink. If others don't let her drink, she Just fight with people.

Turn on the enhancement, call for the spirit body, Wuyang Wuyang is a bunch.

And the endowed spirit body is the same as the master, all of them drink too much, they don't attack people, but cling to people.In addition, they can't speak yet, they can only yell like beasts, and the whole ship instantly becomes a zoo.

After finally persuading Lin Xi to stop rowing with others, she began to tell others about the beginning of chaos, saying that Satan descended to the world and became Zhu Yingtai and Romeo. Triggered a war between heaven and earth between Taoism and demons.

The story has no logic, and it's okay to be a mess.

Lin Xi never leaves dirty words in three words, one mouthful of his mother's and one mouthful of alpaca's, as if possessed by an old Lai who wandered around the streets.

Others do not allow her to speak, she spoiled.

If others didn't listen, or even slipped away, she would beat them up.

What's even more amazing is that after drinking too much Lin Xi, he learned his drunken fist without a teacher, and his whole body was smoother than a loach, and he seemed to become ten times stronger invisibly.

The only ones on the boat who could catch her were the Big Three with Straw Hats and Luo.

And if they subdue her, she would lean into his arms, yelling molestation while rubbing against her, stinky rascal.

No one dared to touch her.

The final result was that everyone was honestly like elementary school students, listening to her tell the story of Pangu opening up the world until the [-]th anniversary of the reform and opening up, and then... Lin Xi fell down and fell asleep, sleeping for a day and a night before waking up .

Since then, no one who experienced that nightmare dared to let Lin Xi touch a drop of wine.

Think about it, Lin Xi was so difficult to deal with at that time, now if Lin Xi has 25 souls, plus that poisonous shadow dragon and countless spirit-endowing bodies... Even if Han Yin comes over, he may not be able to catch her.

Well, the Liangdu Imperial Palace was not destroyed by the Blood Evil Sect and the Sun Moon Sect, but it was interesting to let her destroy it.

Let alone Luo, even Lu Fei didn't have the guts to let Lin Xi touch alcohol.

That time, Lu Fei was stunned by Lin Xi's rubbing into a ball, and he brought a slam dunk...and threw it directly into the sea.

Because the night was too dark, it took everyone a long time to fish Lu Fei up.
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"Is there such a thing... Are you kidding me?" Lin Xi whispered guiltyly.

"It's just that serious." Nami said, pressing Lin Xi on the seat, "So just sit here honestly."

"That...Miss Na." Luo Zhaoyi didn't know when, but she came nearby, looking timid.

Also, surrounded by soldiers eating wine and meat, for Luo Zhaoyi, this kind of scene...has never been experienced in this life.

And Xue Salad is now entangled with Li Zhaoyuan, pouring wine for him, and the only person Luo Zhaoyi can talk to is Nami.

"Lin Dong, you..." Nami was still worried.

Lin Xi picked up a bowl of soup, "Is it okay to drink soup instead of alcohol?"

"Soup is fine. But you can't eat rice balls."

"Even rice balls?"

"If you can't, you can't!"

"I... just know. Go and accompany her. Luo Zhaoyi feels like she's about to cry." Lin Xi waved her hand, urging Nami to leave.

Lin Xi sat alone on the seat, looked at the jubilant scene around, sighed, and picked up a whole drunk crab disobediently.

"Hmph, if you don't eat rice balls, you don't want to eat them, but you didn't say that you can't eat drunk crabs...Hmph."

Just as Lin Xi pulled off a crab leg, there was a person sitting beside him.

The man also brought a jug of wine with him.

As soon as Lin Xi turned her head and saw that person clearly, she felt like she wanted to slip away.

"Brother Lin, I brought you wine." Ye Chuyu laughed and called him a thief.

"No, no need. Thank you." Lin Xi became alert instantly, and moved her body to the other side, away from this dangerous guy.

"Don't say that. I know Brother Lin is greedy for alcohol, so I brought it here. It's okay, the alcohol content is not high, and it's okay to drink a cup or two." Ye Chuyu talked to herself, doubled the amount for Lin Xi, and then After a while, he approached Lin Xi and handed her the wine.

Lin Xi wanted to refuse.

But looking at the wine in front of me...

She did want to drink.

Lin Xi wasn't a drinker, but he didn't hate wine either.

And sometimes, people are just so motivated, and when they come up suddenly, they really want to eat or drink something, and now Lin Xi really wants to drink.

——They are all busy now, so they can't see me anyway.And if it's just this cup...

The little devil in Lin Xi's heart was at work.

Just when Lin Xi was in the evil little hands and was about to finish the wine glass...but the wine glass was taken by another person.

"What are you two doing?"

When the low voice came, Lin Xi was startled, and flashed more than ten meters away in an instant, keeping a long distance from Ye Chuyu across the river.

Lin Xi chuckled, put on an innocent look, and beckoned to Luo and Ye Chuyu over there.

Ye Chuyu suddenly lost interest, but she was not reconciled, looking at Luo who smelled of alcohol, she seemed to have thought of something.

"Hey, brother Luo, why don't you come and have a drink with me?"

"Don't... let alone a few cups, even a few jugs are fine." Luo directly snatched the wine jug from Ye Chuyu, took a few big gulps, then sat next to Ye Chuyu, pointed at him and said, "You bastard , Don’t think about her. If you dare to touch her with a finger, I will let your arm be connected and broken again. "

"Hey, brother Luo, I made a big fuss. I just want to promote friendship with brother Lin. Come on, brother Luo's wine pot is empty, so let's have another pot..."

On Lin Xi's side, she who was "escaping" met Li Xuanjiu who was also "escaping".

Li Xuanjiu also smelled of alcohol, but his face was covered with pen and ink symbols, combined together, it was a strange face, which looked the same as Li Xuanjiu's mood, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

"Water, where is the water?" Li Xuanjiu said quickly, then noticed Lin Xi behind her, and grabbed her neck, "Hey! Sissy! Where is the water?"

"Water? The water is here."

Lin Xi gave way, behind him was... a wine vat exuding a strong aroma of wine.

"It's water! Great!"

Li Xuanjiu pushed Lin Xi away, and then plunged into Lin Xi's surprised eyes.

"Hey Hey hey……"

(End of this chapter)