Pirate Vice-Captain Heart
Chapter 313 THE307, Green Haired Bastard and Yellow Haired Pervert
Chapter 313 THE307, Green Haired Bastard and Yellow Haired Pervert
"How dare you ruin my dream of going to Fishman Island!" The captain of the ship, lying on the floating wreckage, shouted to Sauron.
Sauron glanced at the other party, and said calmly, "Everything is predestined... If you hate it, hate your life. Whoever makes you go to sea will meet the God of Plague!"
"That's right...it's really a plague god." Sanji said, "Okay, plague god, come down for me quickly!"
Zoro raised his eyebrows when he heard a familiar voice, looked over, jumped to the shore while talking, and walked towards Sanji.
"Oh, curly eyebrows, you are...the seventh one."
"What is the seventh! Come on you bastard! What's the point of that boring sorting!" Sanji shouted.
"Oh? Is the seventh's attitude towards the first so arrogant?"
"Don't think you can get carried away by being the first to arrive! Be thankful you're out of trouble!"
"Yeah, I'm really sorry...the seventh one." Zoro said and turned his gaze away from Sanji. He seemed to have no intention of listening to the other party, but when he tilted his head, he saw a Great stuff.
Sanji's head was full of tic-tac-toe, "You bastard... see if I don't kick you to death! Just use the devil's legs that I have trained in hell for two years, and I will definitely kick you to pieces!"
However, Sanji's words did not attract Zoro's attention.Normally, the two should have fought long ago, but Zoro kept staring in the other direction blankly.
"Huh? You must be afraid!" Sanji was stunned.
"That..." Sauron pointed to a place not far away, and suddenly laughed, "It turns out that Hawkeye also made mistakes."
"Why are you so happy to see...Ahhhhhhh!" Sanji turned his head and saw that familiar figure.
I saw a girl with braided braids standing on the shore not far away.
The upper body of the girl is wearing a crescent-white auspicious cloud buckle short-arm exercise suit, black braids hanging down from her chest, her lower body is black red dark gold patterned seven-point wide-leg exercise pants, and her feet are wearing black cloth shoes with cloud pattern, revealing her fair-skinned jade skin. calves.She wears a black red silk sash around her waist, and a long sword with a white sheath on her left shoulder. There is a fierce look between her brows and her heroic appearance.
And beside the girl's feet, there was a square bamboo basket with a dark box inside.
The girl was drenched all over at this time, twisting a red spotted hat that was also soaked in her hands.
This person is exactly Lin Xi who planned to take the pirate ship to Mermaid Island just now.
-
Lin Xi felt that today was simply unlucky.
After finally convincing these pirates to take him for a ride, the ship was cut in half by a green-haired bastard within 5 minutes of departure.Fortunately, Lin Xi learned how to swim and swam to the shore with great effort.
As a result... Look, the clothes are all soaked through.
Lin Xi twisted the water in the hat, then sighed.
There is no way, even if you twist it to the sky, you can't wring it dry, so let's just use internal energy to dry the whole body.
Really, along the way, she didn't use her internal strength to fight people, but instead used it to dry clothes.
Then Lin Xi was shocked, and white smoke came out of her body, but within a few seconds, her soaked clothes and even the hat in her hand were completely dry.
"Ah, where did that green-haired bastard come from? I have to continue looking for other boats to go to Fishman Island..."
"Miss Lin Xi~ I haven't seen you for two years, and you have become younger~ Although your breasts have also become smaller...but it doesn't matter~ Miss Lin Xi just needs to be responsible for being cute~"
As soon as Lin Xi looked up, he saw a yellow-haired guy running in front of him in a spiraling posture, with an obscene expression on his face that would frighten any woman.
And behind the yellow-haired satyr was the green-haired bastard, who had just hacked the boat she was going to take.
In the end, the green-haired bastard waved to her and said something.
"I knew you couldn't die. I've said it a long time ago. You are an iron-clad woman."
"What do you mean by iron! What are you guys talking about!" Lin Xi shouted in a boyish voice, "I'm sorry, I think you probably got the wrong person."
Lin Xi shook the salt on the hat, put the braids into the hat.
Lin Xi originally thought that the two people would realize that they had identified the wrong person when they heard behind him, but in the end, these two guys were just like the civet cat just now, making speeches that didn't make sense.
"Huh? Lin Xi, what's wrong with your throat? Do you have a cold?" said the green-haired bastard.
"Poor Miss Lin Xi, you must have suffered a lot in the past two years, and even your voice has changed into this voice. But... Don't worry, Miss Lin Xi~ After two years of hellish special training, I , Cooking skills are growing by leaps and bounds! Miss Lin Xi will definitely be able to heal her throat after eating my health-preserving dishes!" Behind the yellow-haired satyr there is even a background like a raging fire.
"You two guys... don't you understand human language? My name is Yuan Qinghe! It's a boy! It's not RINSHI!" Lin Xi gave a blank look, then picked up the square bamboo basket at his feet, turned and left.
-
Zoro and Sanji froze in place.
Sauron asked, "Did we...really admit the wrong person?"
Sanji showed an ape-like face, enlarged his nostrils and sniffed, then shook his head firmly.
"Impossible. Although she has a flat chest, she is a woman."
Sanji's unique skills: Eliminate all external obstacles and be able to clearly distinguish the gender of the opponent.
Sauron nodded in approval, "I believe you, you are better at this than cooking... So, what's wrong with Lin Xi?"
Sanji thought about it seriously, then leaped like a swan and caught up with Lin Xi.
"Miss Lin Xi~ It doesn't matter if you lose your memory~ Just let me use love to influence your sealed memory~"
Sauron heaved a sigh of relief, "So it's just amnesia."
-
After walking a few steps, Lin Xi found that green-haired bastard and yellow-haired pervert following up again.
And that yellow-haired satyr kept chattering in Lin Xi's ear.
For example like this.
"Miss Lin Xi~My name is Sanji~I am the chef of the Straw Hat Pirates~My favorite thing to do is to cook dishes full of love for Miss Lin Xi~Miss Nami~Miss Robin~"
or like this.
"The green algae head next to me is called Nonoroya Zoro. It is characterized by three-sword style and getting lost, and the rest is not important."
Then it becomes like this.
"Couldn't you please introduce me well! Can Lin Xi recover her memory?" Sauron approached, "Hey, don't listen to him, I'm half your master..."
"It's not half a master! It's just that I've been bullying Miss Lin Xi! Every day, Miss Lin Xi practices so hard. If it wasn't for my favorite cooking, Miss Lin Xi would not be able to survive long ago!"
"What are you talking about, curly brow! Believe it or not, I'll chop you in half!"
"Who is afraid of whom! Fight if you have the guts!"
Ever since, the two started fighting.
Although the two opponents were simply fighting each other, no matter which guy's level of strength was terrifying.Lin Xi has made some achievements in swordsmanship in the past two years. She thinks that her progress speed is comparable to that of a rocket, but compared with these two, she can only do a few tricks under their hands, right?
Lin Xi shook her head hastily, no, now is not the time to admire their strength, she should leave quickly while the two are fighting!
Lin Xi turned and left, but the two stopped fighting within a second and followed Lin Xi.And the yellow-haired pervert who called himself "Sanji" kept telling her about the other members of the Straw Hat Pirates, asking her every time he mentioned a person, do you remember?
"Really! How many times do I have to tell you! I don't have amnesia! My name is not RINSHI! I'm a man!" Lin Xi shouted at them.
"Really? You are a man..." Sauron said calmly, "If you really want to be a boy, then prove it to us. They are all boys anyway, so it's okay to take off your shirt."
Sanji approached excitedly, "If Miss Lin Xi is embarrassed, I can help you~"
Lin Xi blushed, she had never seen such a pestering guy!
(End of this chapter)
"How dare you ruin my dream of going to Fishman Island!" The captain of the ship, lying on the floating wreckage, shouted to Sauron.
Sauron glanced at the other party, and said calmly, "Everything is predestined... If you hate it, hate your life. Whoever makes you go to sea will meet the God of Plague!"
"That's right...it's really a plague god." Sanji said, "Okay, plague god, come down for me quickly!"
Zoro raised his eyebrows when he heard a familiar voice, looked over, jumped to the shore while talking, and walked towards Sanji.
"Oh, curly eyebrows, you are...the seventh one."
"What is the seventh! Come on you bastard! What's the point of that boring sorting!" Sanji shouted.
"Oh? Is the seventh's attitude towards the first so arrogant?"
"Don't think you can get carried away by being the first to arrive! Be thankful you're out of trouble!"
"Yeah, I'm really sorry...the seventh one." Zoro said and turned his gaze away from Sanji. He seemed to have no intention of listening to the other party, but when he tilted his head, he saw a Great stuff.
Sanji's head was full of tic-tac-toe, "You bastard... see if I don't kick you to death! Just use the devil's legs that I have trained in hell for two years, and I will definitely kick you to pieces!"
However, Sanji's words did not attract Zoro's attention.Normally, the two should have fought long ago, but Zoro kept staring in the other direction blankly.
"Huh? You must be afraid!" Sanji was stunned.
"That..." Sauron pointed to a place not far away, and suddenly laughed, "It turns out that Hawkeye also made mistakes."
"Why are you so happy to see...Ahhhhhhh!" Sanji turned his head and saw that familiar figure.
I saw a girl with braided braids standing on the shore not far away.
The upper body of the girl is wearing a crescent-white auspicious cloud buckle short-arm exercise suit, black braids hanging down from her chest, her lower body is black red dark gold patterned seven-point wide-leg exercise pants, and her feet are wearing black cloth shoes with cloud pattern, revealing her fair-skinned jade skin. calves.She wears a black red silk sash around her waist, and a long sword with a white sheath on her left shoulder. There is a fierce look between her brows and her heroic appearance.
And beside the girl's feet, there was a square bamboo basket with a dark box inside.
The girl was drenched all over at this time, twisting a red spotted hat that was also soaked in her hands.
This person is exactly Lin Xi who planned to take the pirate ship to Mermaid Island just now.
-
Lin Xi felt that today was simply unlucky.
After finally convincing these pirates to take him for a ride, the ship was cut in half by a green-haired bastard within 5 minutes of departure.Fortunately, Lin Xi learned how to swim and swam to the shore with great effort.
As a result... Look, the clothes are all soaked through.
Lin Xi twisted the water in the hat, then sighed.
There is no way, even if you twist it to the sky, you can't wring it dry, so let's just use internal energy to dry the whole body.
Really, along the way, she didn't use her internal strength to fight people, but instead used it to dry clothes.
Then Lin Xi was shocked, and white smoke came out of her body, but within a few seconds, her soaked clothes and even the hat in her hand were completely dry.
"Ah, where did that green-haired bastard come from? I have to continue looking for other boats to go to Fishman Island..."
"Miss Lin Xi~ I haven't seen you for two years, and you have become younger~ Although your breasts have also become smaller...but it doesn't matter~ Miss Lin Xi just needs to be responsible for being cute~"
As soon as Lin Xi looked up, he saw a yellow-haired guy running in front of him in a spiraling posture, with an obscene expression on his face that would frighten any woman.
And behind the yellow-haired satyr was the green-haired bastard, who had just hacked the boat she was going to take.
In the end, the green-haired bastard waved to her and said something.
"I knew you couldn't die. I've said it a long time ago. You are an iron-clad woman."
"What do you mean by iron! What are you guys talking about!" Lin Xi shouted in a boyish voice, "I'm sorry, I think you probably got the wrong person."
Lin Xi shook the salt on the hat, put the braids into the hat.
Lin Xi originally thought that the two people would realize that they had identified the wrong person when they heard behind him, but in the end, these two guys were just like the civet cat just now, making speeches that didn't make sense.
"Huh? Lin Xi, what's wrong with your throat? Do you have a cold?" said the green-haired bastard.
"Poor Miss Lin Xi, you must have suffered a lot in the past two years, and even your voice has changed into this voice. But... Don't worry, Miss Lin Xi~ After two years of hellish special training, I , Cooking skills are growing by leaps and bounds! Miss Lin Xi will definitely be able to heal her throat after eating my health-preserving dishes!" Behind the yellow-haired satyr there is even a background like a raging fire.
"You two guys... don't you understand human language? My name is Yuan Qinghe! It's a boy! It's not RINSHI!" Lin Xi gave a blank look, then picked up the square bamboo basket at his feet, turned and left.
-
Zoro and Sanji froze in place.
Sauron asked, "Did we...really admit the wrong person?"
Sanji showed an ape-like face, enlarged his nostrils and sniffed, then shook his head firmly.
"Impossible. Although she has a flat chest, she is a woman."
Sanji's unique skills: Eliminate all external obstacles and be able to clearly distinguish the gender of the opponent.
Sauron nodded in approval, "I believe you, you are better at this than cooking... So, what's wrong with Lin Xi?"
Sanji thought about it seriously, then leaped like a swan and caught up with Lin Xi.
"Miss Lin Xi~ It doesn't matter if you lose your memory~ Just let me use love to influence your sealed memory~"
Sauron heaved a sigh of relief, "So it's just amnesia."
-
After walking a few steps, Lin Xi found that green-haired bastard and yellow-haired pervert following up again.
And that yellow-haired satyr kept chattering in Lin Xi's ear.
For example like this.
"Miss Lin Xi~My name is Sanji~I am the chef of the Straw Hat Pirates~My favorite thing to do is to cook dishes full of love for Miss Lin Xi~Miss Nami~Miss Robin~"
or like this.
"The green algae head next to me is called Nonoroya Zoro. It is characterized by three-sword style and getting lost, and the rest is not important."
Then it becomes like this.
"Couldn't you please introduce me well! Can Lin Xi recover her memory?" Sauron approached, "Hey, don't listen to him, I'm half your master..."
"It's not half a master! It's just that I've been bullying Miss Lin Xi! Every day, Miss Lin Xi practices so hard. If it wasn't for my favorite cooking, Miss Lin Xi would not be able to survive long ago!"
"What are you talking about, curly brow! Believe it or not, I'll chop you in half!"
"Who is afraid of whom! Fight if you have the guts!"
Ever since, the two started fighting.
Although the two opponents were simply fighting each other, no matter which guy's level of strength was terrifying.Lin Xi has made some achievements in swordsmanship in the past two years. She thinks that her progress speed is comparable to that of a rocket, but compared with these two, she can only do a few tricks under their hands, right?
Lin Xi shook her head hastily, no, now is not the time to admire their strength, she should leave quickly while the two are fighting!
Lin Xi turned and left, but the two stopped fighting within a second and followed Lin Xi.And the yellow-haired pervert who called himself "Sanji" kept telling her about the other members of the Straw Hat Pirates, asking her every time he mentioned a person, do you remember?
"Really! How many times do I have to tell you! I don't have amnesia! My name is not RINSHI! I'm a man!" Lin Xi shouted at them.
"Really? You are a man..." Sauron said calmly, "If you really want to be a boy, then prove it to us. They are all boys anyway, so it's okay to take off your shirt."
Sanji approached excitedly, "If Miss Lin Xi is embarrassed, I can help you~"
Lin Xi blushed, she had never seen such a pestering guy!
(End of this chapter)
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