This doctor is great

Chapter 65 Auntie, I Don't Want to Work Hard

There is a jingle in the hospital called:

"Golden eye surgery, silver surgery, obstetrics and gynecology, don't go to pediatrics."

The main service objects of pediatrics are children aged 0-14. During this period, children are quite different from adults.And it grows fast, and its physical condition often changes every day.Therefore, it cannot be fully applied to the medical experience of adults.It is a very systematic secondary subject.Involves almost all fields of medicine and surgery.

There are many disputes, and most of the children are unable to express their feelings normally in words, coupled with the excessive concern of many parents for their children, coupled with the uncertainty of medicine itself, the troubles faced by pediatricians are far greater than that of children. There are many other departments.

In addition, there is a serious shortage of pediatricians across the country, and the proportion of pediatricians is extremely low, only 0.53 per thousand in China. What do you mean, there is only 2000 doctor for almost 1 children.

Others describe pediatrics as 'desperate' and 'miserable'.

Like the Second Provincial Hospital, the pediatric department recruits people every year, and the default rate is extremely high, and many doctors do not come in the end.

"Brother Mo, don't think too hard!"

"Yeah, pediatrics is miserable."

"Don't jump into the fire pit..."

Both Huang Yiming and Huang Xinyi couldn't help but persuade Zhou Mo to give up this idea.

Zhou Mo smiled: "You don't understand."

Yes,

Huang Yiming and the others don't understand Zhou Mo's first 20 years of life.

Growing up in a children's hospital, I became friends with many children of the same age, and then watched them die of illness time and time again.

After seeing too many joys and sorrows, and feeling the heaviness of life, you will cherish it more.

This made Zhou Mo gradually have an idea in his heart since he was a child, and then gradually became firm:

To become a pediatrician, you have to save many, many children!
"Why do you need pediatrics?"

"..."

"Well, it's a good thing to have one more powerful doctor in the Department of Pediatrics." Huang Yiming was silent for a moment, then grinned.

Huang Xinyi quickly changed the subject: "Forget it, let's talk about other things."

She picked up her phone, which showed a news item.

"If there is an AI medical robot, which department is the easiest to replace in the hospital? "

Huang Xinyi: "Come on, tell me, which department is most likely to be replaced?"

Zhou Mo thought for a while: "Imaging department...by integrating huge medical cloud data (including various normal and abnormal X-rays, CT, MRI, etc.), and then through calculations, and finally automatically identifying some abnormalities when reading the films. Images, and provide a diagnosis... At present, some people in the United States have researched this kind of thing, and the recognition rate is 90%..."

Huang Yiming: "I think the department of chronic diseases is also possible... because it consumes manpower, but in fact it is not so refined, and AI robots are a good substitute."

"Anyway, emergency surgery, digestion, breathing, and heart are as stable as an old dog..."

Huang Xinyi chuckled: "I think it's the information department!"

? ? ? ?
Zhou Mo and Huang Yiming raised their heads immediately.

Spirited up!
"Yes, yes, information department!"

"I hate the people in the information department!"

"Kill the information department, let the whole world celebrate, hahaha~~~~"

The three of them couldn't help laughing when they thought that the information department was replaced.

(I understand the big guys like it)
"There is also the medical department!"

"Yes, yes, the medical department is also very annoying, I hope the AI ​​can kill it!"

The atmosphere suddenly became active.

Then start discussing each department.

Which department is good and which department is not.

The emergency room must be the worst.

And dentistry is the richest.

Department of Oncology, Supreme Xingyao, more money and less relationship between doctors and patients, Lancet sci favorite subject, can apply for National Natural Science Foundation of China...

The anesthesiology department is the worst. Not only is it busy, but no one pays attention to it.Others call the anesthesiologist anesthetist, not the anesthesiologist.By the way, the anesthesiologist is still the most 'relaxed' one in the operating room. He took a picture and posted it on the Internet, and the keyboard man outside was still shouting: "Look, this doctor is still playing with his mobile phone during surgery! It's a reckless disregard for human life!"

Surgery, rich!
In anorectal surgery, every patient may be stabbed by them.By the way, there is another sentence: Your unattainable goddess was dragged fat by us once...

Clinical laboratory, imaging department, pharmacy department, the stubborn bronze that is not taken seriously.

Gynecology, Pediatrics, a large number of doctors and nurses gap, not seen by doctors and nurses, so busy rushing to the street...

chatting and chatting,

Steak pasta or something, brought up.

Zhou Mo picked up the knife and fork and began to cut the steak in front of him.

everything,
Blood flowed.

Zhou Mo saw that it was too raw to eat.

At this time, the waiter wearing a cowboy hat hadn't left yet.

"Waiter, didn't I say half-rare?"

"That's right, is this medium-rare?"

"Then you can help me take it back, and get a nine-five-fledged one?"

"Handsome guy, 9 points will make you very old..." The cowboy waiter was speechless. If you eat steak and eat it as 9 points, you might as well not eat steak.

Zhou Mo: "Go, I like familiar ones..."

The cowboy waiter politely took the steak and went back.

In a few minutes, he came back with the steak again.

"Handsome, it's alright."

"Thank you..." Zhou Mo looked at the steak in front of him and cut another piece.

then,

Continue to bleed.

Zhou Mo: "..."

Take a bite.

It still feels a little bloody.

Zhou Mo couldn't help complaining: "Could it be that the chef thinks I've insulted him? 9 points are not worthy of his superb cooking skills?"

Huang Yiming: "It is estimated that the steak in this restaurant is really so-so... If you like steak, you can go to a cheaper restaurant called XXX next time. There is a steak called Flame Bull Demon King, which is quite good... Portions Big, burnt and fragrant..."

"Ding dong..."

At this time, Zhou Mo's WeChat rang.

Pick it up and take a look.

From Director Niu.

"The Syndrome X you received yesterday is good, make a PPT and report tomorrow..."

Zhou Mo: "..."

Come again?

Working overtime on Sunday, miserable!
Fortunately, I have all the data of this case in my mind, so I don't need to go back to the department to copy the data.

Zhou Mo picked up a piece of steak,
"Just now the director asked me to do a Monday ward round report ppt, I'm going back to get the ppt after eating..."

"Ah? I even decided on a script..." Huang Yiming exclaimed.

"Go with Xinyi..." Zhou Mo said.

Huang Xinyi: "Wait, what case is it? Tell us, if the chief director asks at that time, we can answer it and show it."

Zhou Mo: "Syndrome X..."

Zhou Mo described the case...

Huang Yiming and Huang Xinyi wrote it down, and they will read the information later when they go back.

……

……

Zhou Mo returned to Soy Sauce University, dormitory.

turn on computer.

Open a forum, there are many patients (family members) who ask for help because they have no money.

It took 20 minutes to find a son who was asking for help because his mother was seriously ill and needed a lot of medical bills.

Take out the business card,

Send SMS in the station:
"You want money? I'll give you a call from a rich woman, provided you're in good health..."

"The phone number is XXXX...Add her WeChat directly..."

finish writing,

Zhou Mo threw the business card into the trash can.

You see, even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underpants have their uses.

……

at night,

this city,

a construction site,
A robust 30-year-old man returned home, picked up his mobile phone, and saw the message on the site sent by the 'red stethoscope'.

Rejoice!

"It's the legendary God!"

Quickly add WeChat!
Pass quickly!

Send a message:
"Auntie, I don't want to work hard..."

ding dong...

"Have you finally figured it out?"

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　Just to mention, the Second Provincial Hospital is not really the Second Provincial Hospital, it means the second-ranked hospital.Like SYS, I wrote it as Provincial First Hospital

　　
　
(End of this chapter)