Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 982 The chef wants to cook

Chapter 982 The chef wants to cook
Break defense.

Break the defense!
Ikari Gendo's pace is getting faster and faster.

Ayanami Rei...

But it was a clone mixed with his wife's DNA.

Shinji wants to live with her.

Isn't this chaos?!

When I think about this sad fact.

Many complex emotions surge in my heart like seasoning.

Responsibility, possessiveness, escape, fatherly love.

Ikari Gendo felt like he was about to explode!

He arrived at Shinji's residence at the fastest speed in his life - this was the best place in the entire base.

In order to please Shinji and the pilot of Unit-01, he gave this place to Shinji without hesitation.

However, facing the heavily guarded iron gate, Gendō Ikari sadly discovered that he, the commander, did not have the authority to pass through.

"Asshole!" Ikari Gendo roared and pounded on the iron door: "Come out! Ikari Shinji, come out!"

inside the door.

Shinji seemed to have heard some noise, and asked in confusion: "Mr. Jon, did you hear anything?"

Jon was silent for a second, then chuckled, "I don't know, maybe it's some wild dog going berserk."

Shinji said 'Oh'.

He raised his eyes and looked at the girl opposite him.

Rei Ayanami still has that poker face, as if it were solid ice that has never melted.

"Although I brought Ayanami here on impulse, how should this end?" Adhering to the principle of 'ask John when in doubt', Shinji asked himself frantically in his heart.

"How do you end it? You end up with a chicken chop. My suggestion is to make it big."

So vulgar.

Three question marks appeared above Shinji's head.

Hesitantly said: "This...isn't this bad?"

“No, buddy, can you please establish your position for once? You clearly have the potential to become a harem king, but you’re still pretending to be your mother in front of me… Sorry, sorry, I’m a little excited.”

"You know I'm a straightforward person, and I can't stand seeing others being cowardly."

After a moment's silence, he continued:
"If you don't come, I'll come. I don't have any psychological burden."

"How can that be possible!" Shinji immediately retorted.

Although he didn't understand what the victim and the yellow-haired man meant, Shinji instinctively felt that something was wrong.

Jon sneered, "After all this talk, don't you still want to go into battle yourself? Then stop pretending and follow your heart."

"But Ayanami-san... Ayanami-san won't agree, right?" Shinji said weakly.

Want it, want it, and want it.

I've been humiliated by this kid.

"Don't ask me. I'm not the worm in her milk cap. How would I know?"

Shinji: "Uh, generally speaking, it's the roundworms in the stomach, right?"

It has to be said that after hanging out with John for a long time, Shinji, who was usually a good boy, has learned to complain.

"Whether it's milk cap or belly, it's the same thing."

"Can you do it? Don't let me look down on you."

Shinji: "I can do it!"

Men, you can't say 'no'.

The same goes for minors.

Looking up at Rei Ayanami's cold face, Shinji felt shaken.

Young people will understand what they understand.

I am curious but also resistant to that aspect, and I am both eager but also shy.

I want to eat, but I can't bring myself to do it...

But there’s an old saying that goes, since we’re here, we’re already here.

Yes, Lingbo is here, why should I be shy here?

Think so.

So, Shinji mustered up the courage to ask, "Ayanami-san?"

"Yes." Rei Ayanami responded lightly, Shinji's figure reflected in her red eyes.

"Um...you can do it with me..." Shinji blushed, "you can do it with me..."

"What?" Rei Ayanami asked calmly.

Shinji: "Cook...cook."

At the critical moment, someone still backed down.

He really didn't have the face to tell the girl in front of him his dirtiest fantasies.

Hearing this, Ayanami Rei nodded and stood up gently: "Although I am not very good at it and I don't have much confidence, I am willing to do my best to try to make a normal meal."

Shinji lowered his head, like an ostrich escaping from reality, and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "Then thank you for your help."

Ayanami Rei nodded.

However, she didn't know that Shinji was enduring the endless ridicule of Mr. Qiao in his heart...

“Hahahahaha! I didn’t really cook when I asked you to. The little chef really made me laugh to death.”

"You're so scared when you're only one step away from success? I can only say that you are worthy of being like this."

"You deserve not to be surrounded by girls and be the protagonist of a harem manga."

"I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it. I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it! Next time something like this happens, let me do it. I'll show you the adult's skills."

"Watch carefully and learn well. Do you understand?"

Shinji blushed and tried to save face by saying, "The timing is not right yet, understand? I need a romantic atmosphere, and then..."

"I understand, I understand. My precious first one, I understand it so well."

"You can't cook without an environment. Don't you know what outdoor AVI is?"

"Okay, that's what all the little chefs think..."

"But don't blame me for being ruthless. If you hesitate any longer, I'll start growing horns on my head."

Shinji: ???
Blessings come to the mind.

He understood exactly what Jon meant.

I couldn't help but fantasize.

Don't watch Mr. Jon and Ling Bo cooking or anything like that!

But then again.

Mr. Jon seems to have no body of his own, which means that, in the final analysis, he still has to use his own body to complete the banquet.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is nothing unacceptable.

Shinji touched his smooth chin, the corners of his mouth raised, then quickly suppressed, and then raised again after a while.

Over and over again, I don’t know what’s going on in that little head.

Unconsciously, he seemed to have awakened an extraordinary habit.

It’s a coincidence——

Rei Ayanami just walked into the private kitchen.

The radio in the room started to sound.

Cold and merciless electronic sound.

But it carries Ikari Gendō's strong personal emotions.

[Little bastard, I warn you, don't do anything weird to Zero. ]

"This tone is that of Dad... No, it's Old Den!" Shinji seemed to understand something, and his face darkened: "Why does he have to interfere with who I date? He clearly didn't care about me before, but now he pretends to be a good father. Really... Really..."

"Go ahead and curse. Don't hold back."

"This is fucking disgusting!" Shinji roared, as if all his burdens had been lifted off his shoulders. "What is he talking about? Who is he warning? Do I look like someone who is so frivolous?"

"You don't look like it, but I am," Jon said accurately.

Shinji suddenly fell silent.

Some things are often like this, the more you forbid him to do something, the more he wants to do it.

This is the case for adults with self-control, not to mention adolescent boys like Shinji.

After a long silence, he snorted coldly, stood up suddenly, and walked quickly towards the kitchen with a determined look.

Damn it, I'm going to be so unrestrained in front of you today, old man, if you have the guts, come and stop me!
Rei Ayanami is washing vegetables.

I was caught off guard and felt a pair of hands holding my waist.

There was a hint of confusion in her eyes. Shinji whispered in the girl's ear: "Don't look back, just enjoy it quietly."

A look of hesitation flashed across Rei Ayanami's eyes.

I don’t know what she was thinking.

I really didn't resist.

Shinji was in a delicate mood.

I don't know why, but I always feel reassured when I hold Ling Nan in my arms.

"The breath of motherly love~"

Shinji couldn't help but retort in his heart: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"whee."

Look outside the door again——

Ikari Gendō kicked and stomped the iron door in front of him until his hands were swollen, but the heavy iron door remained motionless.

He was breathing heavily and a drop of sweat ran down his forehead.

"If this continues, it will become the worst possible situation."

Taking a deep breath, Gendo Ikari considered whether or not to force the command room to convey his words and force Shinji to open the door.

But when he thought that the future of mankind should not be delayed by such trivial matters, he seemed extremely conflicted.

Fortunately, the staff who came with him provided him with a spare key to Shinji's residence.

Ikari Gendo snatched it away, opened the iron gate impatiently, and rushed into the house without even changing his shoes!

No one in the bedroom?
well.

But I can't be completely relieved.

Go to the bathroom again.

no one.

Ikari Gendo's worries were half relieved.

However, when he arrived at the kitchen, everything he saw made him want to tear his eyes out.

Why are your mouth and hands so dishonest?
And Zero, won’t you resist?
you……

What on earth are you doing!
Completely red and warm.

Warning, warning!
The furious Ikari Gendo yelled and rushed over, trying to separate Shinji and Ayanami Rei.

However, Shinji had already been reminded by Mr. John, and he deftly hugged Rei Ayanami and dodged to the side.

Ikari Gendo missed his target and felt like his brain was about to explode. He pointed at Shinji and said tremblingly, "Let her go, let that girl go!"

If you tell me to let go, I will?

Shinji's stubbornness came out and he sneered, "I won't."

While talking, he didn't forget to move his hands and feet.

Although it wasn't too excessive, those little hands were certainly not honest.

Ikari Gendo's eyes were bloodshot, and he yelled, "You bastard, do you know who she is?"

"Who do I care who she is? I only know that Ayanami is my girlfriend now." Shinji stiffened his neck and yelled at his father.

Ikari Gendo: "I won't allow it. I'm the commander. I'm your father!"

"If you don't let me be with Ayanami-san, I won't drive EVA." Shinji played a big card.

Ikari Gendo was anxious: "It's up to you to open it or not. If you don't open it, there are plenty of people who can open it! Now, let go of Zero!"

Shinji was silent for a while, seemingly taking emergency classes.

After a moment, he chuckled, "Why are you pretending? Who else but me can perfectly pilot Unit-01? The attacks of the Angels are becoming more frequent, and this is how you treat the hope of all mankind? What kind of commander are you? What kind of father are you? You are just a coward, a coward who claims to be holy and selfless for his own selfish desires!"

It's really Garen's Whisper, which can silence and break the defense.

Ikari Gendo was speechless after being scolded.

Then, he looked at Rei Ayanami with pleading eyes: "Zero, that little bastard has gone crazy. Tell me, what is your relationship with him?"

Although her face was expressionless, Rei Ayanami was extremely conflicted at this moment.

On one side was the commander whom she admired greatly and had a deep affection for.

On one side is Shinji-kun, who cares deeply about her and takes the initiative to establish a relationship with her.

The girl's brain was about to shut down and she hesitated for a long time but couldn't come up with any idea.

Shinji saw this and increased the strength in his hands, "Aiba-san, you better think about it before you speak..."

Some things don't need to be taught, they are understood immediately.

As the saying goes, there is a fine line between genius and madness, and the same is true between a victim and a minotaur.

Rei Ayanami felt the touch on her body, and her heart, which was as calm as dead water, moved inexplicably.

She lowered her head and said, "I'm Shinji-kun's girlfriend."

click-

Ikari Gendo's sunglasses were broken.

Just wanted to say something.

Suddenly, alarm bells sounded.

He quickly changed his words: "Stop kissing me, and change into your combat uniform!"

The alarm is a warning of the apostles' approach.

Ikari Gendō suppressed his anger, deliberately not looking at the little bastard Shinji, and said to Ayanami Rei in a low voice, "For the sake of the overall situation, you should go to Unit-00 and wait for orders immediately."

"As for Shinji..." He had an extremely complicated expression: "Go to Unit-01, the battle is about to begin!"

……

The battle is indeed about to begin.

The apostles always come without warning.

"There is a UFO approaching. I'm afraid it's the Fifth Apostle."

Ikari Gendo returned to the command room and sat down on a chair panting, with his old partner's lifeless report in his ears.

Taking a deep breath, he said, "Zero and Shinji are ready to attack. All personnel are on first alert."

"Shinji aside, Zero's synchronization experiment is still incomplete, right?"

Ikari Gendo: "Zero is just a backup plan. I don't plan to send her into the battlefield right from the start. The main force to fight against the apostles is still Unit-01."

"I see. Just keep this in mind." Deputy Commander Kozuki Touzo put his hands behind his back and said, "I hope Shinji can also repel the Angels this time and help humanity overcome the difficulties."

"He can, he will definitely be able to. After all, we will give him whatever he wants. If he can still lose after this..." It was unclear whether Ikari Gendo was complaining in a low voice or deliberately muttering to others, his face looked full of resentment.

Kozuki Touzo looked deeply at Ikari Gendō and said nothing.

Ikari Gendō slapped his face, forcing himself not to think about those things, and asked into the microphone: "How is the debugging of Unit-01 going?"

[It's going very smoothly. We can attack in about three minutes. ]

Hearing this, Ikari Gendō nodded and said, "I'll leave Shinji's job to you, but we can't slack off on Unit-00 either. We need to be prepared for both scenarios."

【clear. 】

Outside the Third New Tokyo City.

The dark blue octahedron made a strange humming sound and moved rapidly in a certain direction.

The advance route of the fifth angel, the Thunder Angel, was observed on the big screen.

Shinji in the cockpit stretched his neck and said, "I'm ready here and can be dispatched at any time."

A moment of silence.

The system sound rang in my ears.

[Release the first locking bolt]

[Release the second restraint]

[Unit-01 launch preparation completed]

[Countdown to three seconds, 3...2...1...]

[Unit-01, attack]