Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 980 Want to Fall in Love
Ikari Gendo was so shocked that he was speechless.

Does he have a temper?
Of course there is.

But does he dare to have an attack?

Of course I don't dare.

The overall situation is more important. The overall situation is more important.

Any weak human emotions and negative thoughts must give way to that ultimate goal.

"From now on..." Ikari Gendo pushed up his sunglasses: "I will try to appear in front of you less often. But in exchange, you have to do your best to drive the EVA."

After hearing this, Shinji felt secretly happy, but at the same time, he felt a sense of inexplicable regret.

He was wondering, is this really the result he wanted?
Before I knew it, the old problem came back again.

Fortunately, Jon reminded in time:

"Don't give me that youthful confusion thing of yours. It's annoying to watch."

Shinji: ...

Smith is a great guy.

……

……

Return to the room specially arranged at the base.

Shinji lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

"Mr. Jon?" he said.

"What's wrong?"

"Tell me, what does it feel like to be in love... Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask." Shinji felt a little embarrassed.

But who is Jon?
He was well-informed and accurately saw through the boy's little thoughts: "You want to fall in love, right? Or to be more direct, you want a woman, right?"

"No, no, I don't have that idea." Shinji denied repeatedly.

Unfortunately, the boy's blushing face spoke louder than any words.

Jon said, "It's meaningless if other people talk about this kind of thing. You have to learn to experience it yourself."

"Experience it yourself?" Shinji muttered to himself.

Jon chuckled and said, "You are the pilot of Unit-01, and you defeated two Angels in a short period of time. If you tell the base, they might arrange a girlfriend for you."

To be honest, Shinji was moved.

But like most minors, he just couldn't bring himself to do it, and he stammered, "Don't...don't joke, I don't...I don't want to..."

He says one thing but does another.

Jon has seen this kind of people before. He grinned and said, "Who do you like? Captain Katsuragi Misato or Dr. Akagi Ritsuko? Kids your age usually like older sisters, right?"

Shinji was anxious: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Jon: "Just admit it if you want to be a man."

Shinji deliberately made an excuse and changed the subject: "I'm so tired lately, let's go out for a walk tomorrow. Come to think of it, I haven't been out to play since I came to this city."

Jon: "The decision is yours... But do you really not want to apply to the base and ask the higher-ups to assign you a wife?"

Shinji: "Ahhh! I'm so sleepy. I want to go to bed."

Coincidentally.

There are no classes at weekends.

After saying hello to the base, Shinji changed into casual clothes and left happily.

of course.

As the pilot of Unit-01, secret protection is definitely necessary.

But Shinji didn't care.

He took the activity funds to the cinema in the city and randomly chose a science fiction movie.

I don’t know if it’s because of the influence of the apostles, but there aren’t many people in the cinema. Apart from the middle-aged uncles lying on their backs, there are also young couples quietly huddled together, eating each other’s food.

Shinji wanted to relax.

After seeing this, how can I relax?

Crossing his arms across his chest angrily.

Seeing this, Jon smiled and said, "Why don't you go over and politely ask if you can let me join?"

Shinji was dumbfounded: "This... this is not good..."

If you put yourself in their shoes, this would be really annoying.

"They're performing for you on purpose, so you just have to endure the disgust and remain indifferent. My evaluation is that the audience is not as good as the actors. They should try to experience and enjoy their new life."

Mr. Jon's words are still as philosophical as ever.

As the saying goes, it is not easy to learn good things, but it only takes a moment to learn bad things.

Shinji knew that this was wrong, but he just wanted to see what the couple would do when faced with such a situation.

So he plucked up his courage and nervously approached the young people who were biting each other passionately.

Nor spoke.

Just stare at it intently.

How can someone who kisses and touches others in a movie theater be a good person?
The yellow-haired man with a nose ring looked at Shinji coldly, "Little brat, do you want to die?"

Shinji subconsciously took a step back.

Then I mustered up my courage and said in as calm a voice as possible: "Please respect the order in public places. You are disturbing my movie watching."

Huang Mao smiled.

The hot girl in the yellow-haired boy's arms also smiled.

Strange things happen every year.

There are especially many this year.

After finally getting out of the shelter, I couldn't hold it anymore, so I met a nosy little devil.

OK OK.

I think you are quite pretty.

Better to stay...

As I was thinking this, several men in black wearing headphones suddenly surrounded me from all directions.

Shinji was startled.

But after listening to Jon's explanation, he felt relieved.

"Please don't do anything that would embarrass us." The leading 'bodyguard captain' lowered his voice.

Shinji opened his mouth.

According to what Mr. Jon taught him, he suddenly snorted: “So, you are teaching me how to do things?”

“I dare not, I dare not.” The bodyguard captain immediately backed down.

Shinji crossed his arms and said, "It's a rare holiday, but my good mood has been ruined. When I'm in a bad mood, my condition is bad, and when I'm in a bad condition, I can't drive well. I'm sure you know the consequences of my inability to drive well, right?"

The bodyguard captain's breathing became heavier.

He glared at the yellow-haired man.

"Because of you, humanity is nearly extinct!"

Huang Mao:? ? ?
What does this have to do with anything!
But he did see it.

Shinji's background must be extraordinary - are you kidding? Would a child from an ordinary family bring so many bodyguards with him when he goes out?
Can't be bothered.

The yellow-haired guy and the hot girl quickly slipped away.

Shinji lost interest in watching the movie any more.

After dismissing his bodyguards, he wandered aimlessly around the city.

Very big and very beautiful.

The heart is also empty.

He found that apart from driving the EVA, there seemed to be no other purpose in life.

be honest.

He doesn't really care about the fate of mankind or the continuation of civilization.

Someone just let him come.

Someone asked him to drive the EVA.

So he did.

Although with Mr. Jon's protection, the process was more pleasant than expected.

But at the end of the day.

He is like a duckweed...

"Mr. John, I want to fall in love." Shinji suddenly spoke as he watched the sun set.

"Let's talk." Jon's attitude was very casual.

Shinji said, "But I don't know who to look for? I don't seem to have any particular girl I like."

"Just because you don't like them in particular doesn't mean you like them all. Then I have to tell you the stories of the harem kings, like Rito and Makoto... Sorry, sorry, the one at the back has been beheaded."

Shinji: ???
Jon then asked, "By the way, do you like men or women?"

Shinji:!!!
"Of course it's a woman, Mr. Jon. How could I like a man?"

"Just give it a try. There's nothing wrong with trying."

"You're still too obsessed with race. Don't just focus on organic matter, you should try inorganic matter as well..."

"I think Unit-01 is pretty and charming."

Mr. Jon is amazing.

Talking to him, I can always forget my troubles and sorrows.

Shinji suddenly felt that he was just worrying about nothing.

It's just a love affair.

Let’s talk!
Of course, Unit-01 and the like are definitely not within the defense range.

The elder sister is pretty though.

But he didn't have the confidence to treat it with a normal attitude.

After much deliberation, Shinji decided to start with his classmates.

such as……

Rei Ayanami, who goes to school and goes home with me every day.

……

……

"What? Say it again."

After listening to his subordinates' reports, Ikari Gendō could no longer remain calm.

Although he and Shinji had promised each other before that they would try to avoid appearing in front of each other, he could not remain calm when he heard that the brat was going to attack Zero.

Deputy Commander Kozuki Touzo also frowned: "So adolescence is really..."

"I can't let this happen," said Gendo Ikari.

After he finished speaking, he hurried outside.

the other side.

Shinji held the flowers he bought from outside and stood in front of Rei Ayanami, "Ayanami-san, please date me."

Jon taught me this trick.

No matter who the opponent is, just hit a straight ball. It is simple, rough and effective.

Ayanami Rei had no expression on her face.

She looked at Shinji without saying a word.

Like a puppet without emotions.

Shinji was extremely nervous.

This was the first time in his life that he confessed his love to a girl.

The people around were dumbfounded.

Especially Misato Katsuragi, who was in charge of these EVA pilots, said in disbelief: "You and Zero have only met a few times, and you want to confess your love?"

Shinji scratched his head: "Mr. Jon taught me to make love first, then have sex. I don't quite understand what this means, but Mr. Jon will definitely not lie to me."

Katsuragi Misato: …

Damn it, you guy who harmed the innocent boy, do you dare to come out of Shinji's body?

Such a good child has been ruined!
Rei Ayanami was confused by what was happening before her eyes.

Fortunately, at this time, Ikari Gendō appeared.

The man in sunglasses walked over with heavy steps and snatched the flower from Shinji: "Ikari Shinji, what are you doing?"

Shinji felt a little guilty, but he said fearlessly: "Confess."

"You kid, you really make me mad!" Ikari Gendo broke down his defense.

Why did you have to look for 'zero'?

Shinji stiffened his neck and said, "Ayanami and I have the same fate. I think we can get along well."

"No, I said no and it means no!" Ikari Gendo shouted angrily.

Shinji wanted to say something else.

But after hearing the voice in his head, he suddenly gave up and snatched the bouquet from Ikari Gendo's hand, "Since you don't agree with me and Ayanami dating, then I will go find Unit-01, and Unit-01 will be my wife from now on!"

Ikari Gendo: ...

other people:……

My mother tongue is speechless.

Even though it's puberty.

But you are too rebellious.

How can you say something like treating Unit-01 as your wife?

Ikari Gendo felt pain in his trigeminal nerve and his head felt like it was going to explode.

Ayanami Rei opened her mouth.

But in the end, nothing was said.

"In short, you are not allowed to attack Zero or Unit-01!" Ikari Gendo gritted his teeth and said hatefully.

He felt that many eyes were focused on him, and every one of them was asking: How did you educate your children?
Shinji curled his lips.

Then he was stunned.

There was a flash of hesitation in his eyes.

After muttering a few words quietly, he suddenly lowered his head.

"This performance, this behavior, is not good, John is about to come out!" Misato Katsuragi was the most alert.

Unfortunately, she reminded him too late.

While everyone was not paying attention, John jumped to Rei Ayanami and kissed her suddenly.

Bo~
Wow, it feels comfortable.

Ayanami Rei blinked, seemingly unable to understand Shinji's condition at all.

Ikari Gendo's heart suddenly stopped and he quickly ordered those around him, "Stop him, stop him quickly!"

It's a pity that Jon is as agile as a monkey.

The skills of ordinary people are totally not enough in front of him.

Small opening does not count as opening.

Golden fighting spirit emerged.

He was as fast as lightning.

Every one of the beauties present suffered from vicious hands... er, vicious words.

A lot of things are like that.

Kissing one person is kissing, kissing a group of people is also kissing.

Why are you hiding it?

Just come forward.

Shinji felt great.

Because he felt the same way as Mr. Jon.

Jon was delighted.

Because it's fun and makes him happy both physically and mentally.

Even some of the people who were kissed felt good.

After all, Shinji is good-looking and an excellent pony.

The only one who was unhappy was probably Ikari Gendō.

He doesn't have a heart disease, but he's almost having one from being so angry!

"Stop him, stop him..." the base commander spoke weakly.

Watching 'Shinji' jumping up and down.

……

……

The farce finally came to an end.

Shinji got harsh criticism.

then……

There is no more.

how?

The hero who fights against the apostles and saves humanity will not even allow this little bit of willfulness?

Shinji lay on the bed again, savoring the touch of his lips during the day.

This kid was gradually led astray.

After losing his first kiss, he even began to wonder what it would be like to be in a relationship with Unit-01.

"Mr. Jon, can organic matter and inorganic matter really coexist?"

"You may not have seen someone marrying a figurine, but at least you've seen someone marrying an inflatable doll."

"No……"

"Then you are still too normal here, too conservative. My opinion is, not crazy enough."

"Dian?"

"To abandon rationality is the real joy. You are under so much pressure. If you don't make a fuss, you will easily become a psychopath."

"Now that you mention it, that's true. I feel a lot less stressed now."

Shinji chuckled.

He added: "It's great that my first kiss was with Ling Nan-san."

Jon was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "Have you noticed that you two actually look a bit alike?"

"Is there? Probably not." Shinji didn't think much about it.

"If you say no, then there is no." Jon said without further ado.

Shinji rested his arms on his pillow: "By the way, has Ayanami accepted my confession?"

"I don't know. You can try tomorrow. Aren't you two in the same class? Tomorrow morning, you can go to the school gate and wait for her to see if she is willing to hold your hand."

Shinji: "Good idea!"

But on the second day.

Plans still cannot keep up with changes.

Shinji waited for a long time but didn't see Rei Ayanami.

It was not until he entered class that he found out that Rei Ayanami had taken a day off.

But here’s the surprise.

Suzuhara Touji and Aida Kensuke, who had previously attempted to bully Shinji in school but were killed in return, took the initiative to find Shinji.

The two started from zero frame, and a phrase of "Private Marseille" was thrown over.