Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

"The revered priest will receive his dearest child in heaven."

"May the soul go to the Lord, to the eternal, bright, happy place, to be enlisted in the fellowship of the saints in heaven."

"When the Lord comes the second time, those who died in Christ will first be resurrected and be caught up in the air; then we can meet the Lord together in the air."

"In this way we will be with the Lord forever and enjoy eternal life."

"Please Lord, let us who are still living in this world be strong in our faith, and always try our best to do more work for the Lord."

"In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ... Amen!"

Xu Ming was awakened by the sound from outside.

Bearing the brunt of it, Xu Ming felt a sense of oppression, an unspeakable feeling of hotness, oppression, and darkness.

Why does a zombie have so many negative feelings that humans should have?
And the small space where he was lying looked familiar.

Coffin?
No, this can all be described by the term coffin.

This can only be described as a thin coffin.

Moreover, this thin coffin seems to be made of metal in terms of material!

Xu Ming couldn't hold back anymore.

Even if the coffin has no money, you have to wrap it with thin wood chips or something. If you just make an iron one like this, it doesn't conform to the theory of yin and yang and five elements at all!
Theoretically, death energy is the earth element of the five elements, earth and wood are in harmony, and earth and metal are restless. This ancestor is lying in this metal coffin, that is to cheat the corpse!

Which grandson is this so filial, a metal coffin with sliding rails custom-made for his ancestors?

Wait, Xu Ming groped for a while, and suddenly found that there was a chute on the coffin!

I'll go, what do you mean, is this coffin still to be recycled?
Are you planning to take it out after I use it up, and then continue to use it next time?

Depend on!Don't you die with a coffin?Are you a bit too much!

Xu Ming just wanted to uncover the coffin and give them a little shock!

However, a voice quickly came from outside the metal coffin, "Woohoo! Xiao Ming, I really miss you!"

Hearing the crying voice, Xu Ming stopped pushing the coffin away.

Xu Yang has heard many people scold him in his life, and many people laugh at him, but he has never heard of crying himself.

Even if he is not the Xiao Ming he said, the real Xiao Ming is dead.

But I have already time-traveled and time-traveled on Xiao Ming's body, so just treat him as crying for me.

Xu Ming continued to listen, and the crying voice became more and more strange.

"Xiao Ming, I won't hide it from you. Back then, I made some changes to the love letter you wrote to your crush on Xiao Hua. I changed the name to mine."

"So, later I walked with Xiaohua, all thanks to your love letter, I am very grateful to you!"

"Xiao Ming, go all the way, you are my nobleman! In the next life, we will still be brothers!"

The cry had just gone away, and there was another cry against the coffin, with a deep and subtle voice, "Xiao Ming, it's really time for you to die, this month is the time for the year-end bonus, as the three-year backbone boss of the company Employee, your year-end bonus is too much, so much that I feel pain. Fortunately, you died. After your death, the company lost a lot of expenses. You have made great contributions to the company! Xiao Ming, you are really a good person , go all the way, in the next life, if you come to our company to work everywhere, I will still be your boss, and you will still be my good employee!"

"Xiao Ming, I'm in the street. You owe seven months of property fees. I won't charge you this time. Remember to pay it in your next life!"

"Xiao Ming, I'm your Aunt Mei. How many times has Aunt Mei told you to go with Aunt Mei when you're tired, but you insist on being stubborn. If you knew how young you were, you didn't know what Aunt Mei was. How could the principle of Bao fall into today's situation?"

"Mr. Ming, I'm sorry that our support was late and caused you to die in this weird accident, but please rest assured that our rescue team will definitely learn from this mission accident, increase professional training, and work hard. There were no accidents in this rescue, by the way, in order to thank you for your contribution in stopping the strange invasion, the Rakshasa Council awarded you a five-star good citizen Medal of Honor! Please go all the way!"

"Mr. Ming, we are an insurance company. I am very happy to tell you one thing. Your accidental death insurance has taken effect. We need to pay you about 300 million insurance costs. However, considering that you have been single all your life and your parents have died , so this sum of money, our insurance company will temporarily keep it as the internal welfare fund of our insurance company! You have made outstanding contributions to the cause of human insurance, and I hope you can buy our insurance in your next life!"

"Mr. Ming, we are the bank. I'm sorry to tell you that you still have about 370 months to pay the loan, but you died early. You just don't respect your credibility. How can you die? Even if it was an accident If you die, you should also prepare the money in the bank card in advance, lest we find out that you are dead after searching for a long time. If you die, we will have a bad debt. What should we do? Your immoral behavior, we Banks can't accept..."

"Hello, Mr. Ming, we are from the TV station. I heard that you have been brave enough to help others this time, and you have died with the weirdness. Do you have a lot of reflections to say? Although you are speechless now, I can feel your heartfelt feelings." Sound, I will write a reminiscence article in your name later, the subject is not limited, the chapters are not fixed, but the content will definitely be very exciting, I will add scandals, extramarital affairs, illegitimate children and all kinds of human relationship hot content for you, I believe you will definitely Thank you for being a reliable reporter like me, adding a wonderful chapter that doesn't belong to you to your pale life..."

Finally, bang!
All the noise in the mourning hall came to an abrupt end!

The metal coffin lid slid open along the chute!
A circle of people watched silently.

Inside the slid open coffin lid, a young man's hand slowly opened, his index finger and middle finger made a gesture of pinching a cigarette, gently gesturing towards the concierge closest to him.

The concierge beside him was dumbfounded, but as a man, out of habit, he still handed over the cigarette and lit it by the way.

The lighter lit the cigarette, the young man held the cigarette in his hand, and politely put the coffin back on the sliding lid with the other hand.

Everything seems to be back to normal.

However, the next moment, burst screams erupted in the mourning hall.

"Haunted!"

"Mr. Ming has come back to life!"

"It's not good, Mr. Ming has been resurrected!"

"Damn it, it's a scam! Pastor, pastor, don't run away!"

"We are priests, but not paladins. We need to invite the Inquisition for such things as fraudulent corpses! Or invite a few Taoist priests from the East..."

"..."

The leading pastor fled in a panic, and countless people fled frantically.

At such a time, the two people in the mourning hall seemed extraordinarily calm.

The one on the left, with a beard all over his face, was wearing a floral shirt, smoking a cigarette, and frowning.

The person on the right, wearing glasses, looks very gentle, but no matter from which angle you look at it, he looks a bit gentle and scum.

The two looked at each other, and the bespectacled man said, "Fourth, what do you mean by Xiao Ming? Wouldn't you die if you don't get paid?"

The man in the ruffian flower shirt said, "Have you brought any money? Burn it to him now!"

The man with glasses said coolly, "Do I have the habit of bringing money with me when I go out? Are you kidding me!"

The man in the shirt said, "I didn't bring any money! What's the matter?"

The man with glasses turned his eyes hard, "Xiao Ming is already dead, and now he can come back to life, probably because of the weirdness that attacked Xiao Ming. If that's the case, let's keep going and get rid of that weirdness!"

The man in the shirt thought for a while, "I have to say, Xu San, you are really ruthless. Anyway, Xiao Ming is one of his own, how can you just kill him if you just say it!"

The man in glasses looked at the man in shirt, "What do you want to say, Xu Si! It's okay to just say it!"

Xu Si chuckled, "Didn't our company recruit a lot of novices recently? These novices lack a prop to practice their hands. How about taking Xiao Ming back and using it as a prop for those novices to practice their hands?"

Xu San pushed his glasses, "If you want to say that you are not a human being, it has to be you! When you were born, you were an employee of our company, and when you died, you can still shine. Looking at the entire alien world, there is only one skin-picking company. !” (End of this chapter)