Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 887 You have to consult an expert for things like feelings

"why me!"

"Do I look emotional?"

"When I saw a girl, I couldn't get a fart out of three sticks! Didn't I go to the end of the calf?"

Zhang Qiling was devastated.

How could such an errand be pushed on me?

Do I look scumbag?

Wu Erbai spread his hands, "Emperor Bai did indeed say that, and asked you to go to the source of Huangquan to pick 99 Bana flowers and bring them to the tomb of King Dian."

Zhang Qiling frowned, "I can't handle this matter, Lord Judge, please change someone else!"

Wu Erbai sighed, "Bottle, think about it! You are Baidi's human body, and Baidi can use your body to manifest and let you go. In fact, the greater meaning is to express Baidi's sincerity. Baidi's human body Let’s go, what a face! How can you change people? There is no sincerity in changing people!”

Zhang Qiling's eyes have never been complicated like today, "But I really can't do this!"

"A man can't say he can't do it!" Wu Erbai simply kicked the ball, "I still have a lot of things to deal with, that's all for now, Zhang Zongbing, you can figure it out!"

In the Zongbing Yamen, only Zhang Qiling was left in black armor, sitting there with a blank expression on his face.

Zhang Qiling is now the No. [-] figure in Fengdu, as Bai Yujing's elder brother who is under one person and above ten thousand.

Zhang Qiling directly controls and controls all armed forces in Fengdu, whether it is the regular ghost army or the security guards, they are all under Zhang Qiling's jurisdiction.

At this moment, Zhang Qiling's back molars are about to be crushed for this task of the Lord.

If given a choice, Zhang Qiling would rather fight with the ten ancient clans than send flowers from the other side.

But Baidi's will cannot be violated.

Baidi's goal is actually very simple, that is to ease this relationship, and even rekindle the old relationship.

But, Bai Di, Bai Di, you just think about it now, isn't it too late.

Zhang Qiling followed him all the way, witnessing how Baidi, a scumbag man, became single step by step.

In the tomb of King Dian back then, Princess Linglong set up traps several times in order to have a good relationship with Emperor Bai.

Later, in King Xian's tomb, Princess Linglong took the initiative to live there, so she almost wrote her love on her face.

But Baidi maintains the nature of a scumbag man, he can play and watch, but I just don't say I like you.

For a long time, Baidi's performance has fallen into the eyes of everyone in Bai Yujing. While they admire Baidi for doing great things, they also deeply hate Baidi, a corpse of a zombie.

Afterwards, Princess Linglong's heart turned cold, and she never mentioned this matter again.

Now, Baidi, what the hell is wrong with you, and you're looking for someone again!
Zhang Qiling felt that if he really went, it would be a really bad crime.

And even if I go, I won't be able to do anything. Feelings are a science, and I don't understand it.

Zhang Qiling pondered back and forth, and felt that it was better to find an expert to help.

Cao Shuangshuang is definitely the No.1 existence among the relationship experts Zhang Qiling knows about men and women.

This woman has reached the perverted level of being paranoid about the relationship between men and women. Zhang Qiling is ashamed of his knowledge of relationships.

Zhang Qiling raised his hand, wrote Cao Shuangshuang's birth date, and then burned it in the brazier.

Half a stick of incense was gone, but Cao Shuangshuang was heard cursing outside the courtyard.

"What are you doing! My life is not over yet! Who told you to catch me!"

"Let me tell you! I have people in the underworld! My second master Wu is the chief judge of the underworld! My brother Zhang Qiling is the commander-in-chief of the underworld. You arrest me, you just wait!"

"There's nothing good about wronging me!"

But not long after, Cao Shuangshuang fell to the ground with a push by the Yin soldiers.

Facing him, Zhang Qiling, who was wearing armor and a knife, said in a gentle voice, "It's been a long time since we saw each other."

Cao Shuangshuang looked at Zhang Qiling, then at the large plaques in the Zongbing Yamen, stood up in embarrassment, and coughed unceasingly, "It's Brother Ping!"

"Look at you! I want to see my brother. Say hello to me. I'll wipe my neck and come down to find you!"

"Look! It's such a surprise!"

"This whole thing scared me to death. I thought I've been cursed by women a lot lately, and my lifespan has been reduced!"

Zhang Qiling said, "A heartless man!"

Cao Shuangshuang was unhappy, "Bottle, what you said is wrong! What do you mean by heartbreaker!"

"In matters such as feelings, it has never been said who takes advantage and who suffers!"

"I don't care about my feelings for those women. How can I say I'm betraying my heart?"

Looking at Cao Shuangshuang, Zhang Qiling couldn't help holding the handle of the knife.

This scumbag is simply out of reason.

If I don't have a heart, I naturally don't have a heart, and I have no intention of getting along from the beginning, so I am not a scum.

Seeing Zhang Qiling holding the knife, Cao Shuangshuang said subconsciously, "Brother Ping, calm down, it's okay, we brothers are both men, I still have true feelings for brothers, I never play with feelings, don't be impulsive."

Zhang Qiling didn't write any ink, so he explained the task Baidi gave him.

After Cao Shuangshuang listened, he frowned and said nothing.

Zhang Qiling sat opposite, drinking soul-nourishing tea, looking at Cao Shuangshuang, "What do you think? An expert."

Cao Shuang said coolly, "I want to say, if I can go back to Yangjian, I'll just pretend I don't know about it, and you just pretend I haven't been here."

Zhang Qiling said, "Do you think it's possible?
Cao Shuangshuang sighed, his face full of melancholy, "Brother Ping, it's fine if you don't look for me, that's what happens when you look for me!"

"This will kill!"

"If it doesn't work, Baidi will kill me!"

Zhang Qiling said, "If you can do it, I can find you a secret official position."

Cao Shuangshuang still shook his head, "It's not a matter of a poor official position, it's mainly because he's too sensitive! Baidi is not a mortal, and that Princess Linglong has a great background. For mortals like us, going to mediate among them is just looking for excitement. !"

Zhang Qiling said, "The head of a thousand households."

Hearing this, Cao Shuangshuang's face suddenly changed, becoming extremely decisive, "Brother Ping thinks highly of me, I can't let Brother Ping lose face, I can do this, but Brother Ping, you have to do it with me! I One person can't do it."

Zhang Qiling said, "How sure are you?"

Cao Shuang said brightly, "Five to sixty percent!"

Zhang Qiling frowned, "Is it such a low probability?"

Cao Shuang said, "Hey, brother Ping, you don't understand. The relationship between a man and a woman is complicated, especially now that Baidi turns around and the man chases the woman. It's a layer of mountains! Baidi was so straightforward before. Man, it's not easy for us to have such a high winning rate!"

Zhang Qiling said, "The other side flower?"

"There must be 99 Bianhua flowers!" Cao Shuang said, "But before that, we need some foreshadowing. Do you understand the foreshadowing? No woman will thank you for your sudden Bianhua flowers. You can only send flowers when she misses you." Only then will it be effective, if you send flowers directly, this is the rhythm of funerals!"

"We need to create Baidi's affectionate persona for our preparations now, and then make up some short stories. For the sake of the princess, I have rejected the favor of many fairies, like the mysterious girl from Shiwan Dashan, who was unable to succeed because of love, and hated because of love. , kill Baidi in anger!"

"The more stories like this, the better, and then spread them to Princess Linglong intentionally or unintentionally!"

"Then find Princess Linglong's best friend and blow the wind in her ears!"

"Look for the princess's family members, like Marquis Haihun, blow the family style!"

"When the time is right, if you send flowers again, you will surely succeed..."

(End of this chapter)