Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 469 For God's sake, there is poison in the shit

The general sat under the moonlight, looking at the moon above his head, "So, what do you mean?"

"The next battle of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, when I fight to the end with those immortals, will the Dao of Heaven appear?"

"Then finally, as an oriole, I take back all my qi to heaven and earth, and this reincarnation is over."

Liu Chengfeng opened another red box, and there was no whiskey in this box.

Instead, it contained a large plate of Asan crispy balls and a viscous sauce the same color as shit.

Liu Chengfeng picked up a crispy ball on his own, then introduced a little bit of horse-killed chicken, and made a little bit of green mint and coriander dipping sauce, and suffocating it in his mouth, the whole person's face was extremely beautiful.

Xu Ming has always held a respectful attitude towards the food of the third brother and the impression of cleanliness and hygiene.

Earlier, I heard that Lao Zhao had met Liu Chengfeng in Sange District.

Xu Ming thought that Liu Chengfeng went there because he had nowhere to go.

Looking at it now, Xu Ming felt that he was wrong.

Liu Chengfeng went to Ah San District purely because Liu Chengfeng liked it.

This is also understandable, why Lao Zhao said that Liu Chengfeng had a big belly when he was in Zhongtu, which can be said to be a classic image of a corrupt official.

But as soon as he arrived in Ah San District, he was as thin as a bolt of lightning.

Any individual, anyone who eats like this with Liu Chengfeng every day, who doesn't pull it like a bolt of lightning, is really evil.

"Would you like to have one?" Liu Chengfeng said to himself again, "A zombie, it doesn't have a stomach, and it can't be digested after eating!"

Xu Ming was a little displeased. This kind of humiliation is like being told at the dinner table that you can only drink like this, so go sit at the children's table!
Xu Ming flicked his fingers, and three or five curry crispy balls flew directly into his mouth, gaba gaba, swallowed the jujube whole, and ate it. Xu Ming looked at Liu Chengfeng, "What do we do next? I have already torn face with Tiandao, Tiandao has selected a new NEO, and I will not be able to enjoy the bonus of Tiandao in the future, what should I do?"

Liu Chengfeng ate curry crispy balls while saying, "Tiandao is not an angel investor. An angel investor is Jesus. Tiandao is a stingy guy. Every investment must be rewarded, otherwise he will change his direction, like investing in you." Such a plan will only happen in rare cases, and only a huge threat like Yu Xiaoyue will be activated, and your current threat level is far from comparable to Tiandao, so Tiandao's investment in Captain Mojin will not It surpasses you, that is to say, Mojin Xiaowei Hu Bayi, even if the bonus is full, it is impossible to be your opponent."

Xu Mingdao, "I'm not worried about Hu Bayi. What I'm worried about is that the way of heaven is a yellow bird! I'm doomed to a tragic battle in the Hundred Thousand Mountains. I'm not sure about the final outcome. If the thunder finally comes, I will It's the same as when the Great Buddha and Yu Xiaoyue fought against each other and Lei Sheng went to collect the corpse, so wouldn't I be very unlucky?"

"Hey!" Liu Chengfeng smiled heartily, "You have seen the Great Buddha, Master Zhang is living well now, and Yu Xiaoyue has also run away, are they unlucky? No! They have fed a lump to Tiandao shit."

Xu Ming couldn't bear it anymore, and waved his hands, "It's almost dawn, can you hurry up!"

Liu Chengfeng said, "After the way of heaven was placed in that way, he has learned to be smart and will not appear easily, because the appearance means that the immortals can spy on its strength, and then the immortals will try to stab and ascend, secretly I don't know how many immortals want to kill Tiandao!"

"So, even if Tiandao is an oriole now, he will get some of his dog legs down."

"Like this time, Hu Bayi's grandfather, Hu Guohua, has been resurrected! Hu Guohua was specially resurrected by Tiandao. This old thing was so cold back then, and his soul returned to heaven and earth. If he can appear this time, it must be my real deity who is doing something."

"In addition to Hu Guohua, there may be all members of the first generation of the Nine Gates! Of course, the Buddha is not counted, and the Buddha is not dead at all."

"So many people, woo woo la la are all orioles, and they are all the eyes and ears of heaven."

"Then it is impossible and unrealistic for us to prevent Tiandao from being a yellow bird."

"The only thing we can do is to follow the example of Buddha Luna playing thunder and make a pot of excrement for Tiandao to eat. We will also cook a pot of excrement this time. It is best to poison the excrement!"

Speaking of this, Liu Chengfeng dipped his hands in curry sauce, and Xu Ming couldn't help but have a disgusting urge.

Fuck it, they are all brothers.

Look at Wang Zanghai, how many bigs he wants.

Look at you again, are you two really brothers?

Xu Ming said, "I don't know how to make shit."

Liu Chengfeng raised his hand casually, rubbing his hands with curry sauce on the general's toes, Liu Chengfeng said, "I know how, and I'm very skilled. I've been watching all kinds of great masters in Ah San District all these years. Mutual shit, I already have a lot of experience, after studying abroad in the Curry region, I am confident that I can make a pot of colorful and poisonous shit for Tiandao!"

Xu Ming took a step back subconsciously, but Liu Chengfeng's hands were so fast. The curry sauce that Liu Chengfeng rubbed on Xu Ming's own toes, Xu Ming resisted the thought of kicking Fei Liu Chengfeng, "I don't like curry, Don't rub the curry on me either! Don't you have clothes? Can't you wipe yourself? Why don't you make it so dirty, my men will think I stepped on shit!"

Liu Chengfeng chuckled, "You don't have to worry about how to operate it. Just go to Xianbei Mountain with peace of mind. Turn on the faucet of the dragon vein in Xianbei Mountain, and then the dragon vein will go straight to the Hundred Thousand Mountains. When the time comes, the monsters and ghosts in the Hundred Thousand Mountains will be killed." They will all run out to snatch the dragon veins, and when the war breaks out, you can just be your shit-stirring stick and stir up shit like crazy! As for me, I will be in charge of poisoning the shit, and the two of us will work together to bring down the poison of heaven!"

Listening to Liu Chengfeng's words, Xu Ming muttered, "Is Xianbei Mountain a hundred-thousand-thousand mountain or a dragon's faucet?"

"Don't you know?" Liu Chengfeng gestured, "The grassland is just a reservoir. Although there is little water in it, it can't hold it for a long time. The history of the grassland begins with the King of Orbs. The comparison is not to lose the wind! Although this reservoir does not have as much annual flow as in Middle Earth, it will be full every few years, and there will always be a man from heaven!"

"Yuan Dynasty was the first to appear with full storage!"

"Then Manqing was clever, and the tap of the reservoir was turned on, leading the water into the pass outside the Shiwan Dashan! This time, the result of filling up the water is that the Qing Dynasty entered the pass to pick up the leak!"

"The Manchus were very smart. After they entered the customs, they immediately turned off the taps, allowing the grassland to continue to raise dragon veins and keep storing water. Waiting for the weather to be insufficient, turn on the taps to release water to nourish the Qing Dynasty."

Xu Mingdao, "Since Daqing is so smart, why didn't Daqing drink a hundred thousand mountain dragon veins in the end, and then come a macho emperor from heaven, but just hiccupped?"

Liu Chengfeng put his hands behind his back and sighed leisurely, "This is the reason why you were sent to Shiwanda Mountain! Find out what happened to Shiwandashan, and why didn't the Qing Dynasty turn on the faucet? You just need to turn on the faucet of the Xianbei Mountain Longmai, and the next moment When one hundred thousand mountain monsters and ghosts come out, you will understand the truth of everything before."

Xu Ming ignored Liu Chengfeng, but kept rubbing his toes against the rocks on the ground, trying to rub off the curry residue on his toes.

But the rock was set on fire by Xu Ming's friction, but it still didn't rub off.

Liu Chengfeng looked at Xu Ming's embarrassed appearance, and said with a smile, "To Tiandao, I am NEO and a virus. If my breath stays on you, you are also a virus, and Tiandao will be vigilant against you! What are you doing?" Well wipe it off!"

Xu Ming said coldly, "What threat do you pose to Heaven?"

"It's very simple." Liu Chengfeng said, "I am the avatar of Liu Bowen, the main emperor of the machine. If the Heavenly Dao is weak and I merge with Liu Bowen, I will dominate Liu Bowen's will and become the new Heavenly Dao! And it is the kind of independent consciousness!"

Xu Mingdao, "If Tian Dao is not weak, how about swallowing you?"

Liu Chengfeng's face was cold, "I will commit suicide. I will die together with my deity. Heavenly Dao has no agent, and it will be down for a long time. It dare not bet! Unless Heavenly Dao kills you, a big fat pig, and many immortals Eat them all, at this time the Dao of Heaven is so powerful that it is invincible, and Dao of Heaven can let the deity swallow me forcibly, and then my will will not be able to reflect the deity, I will really burp, Liu Bowen will disappear completely, and Dao of Heaven will enter the era of great unification!"

Xu Mingming realized, "You are not helping me, you are helping your deity, devouring the way of heaven!"

Liu Chengfeng laughed, extremely chic, "Is there a difference? Helping you is helping me. We are all teammates on the wheel of a chariot now. We must work together to defeat Tiandao's dog legs!"

(End of this chapter)