Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 152 One dares to brag, the other dares to believe
Gulan County, an inconspicuous little place on the high slope of the loess, even calling it a county is a bit high.

There is only one town and several villages in this place. The town is Gulan Town, and the villages are all from a few big families such as Ma, Feng, and Lan.

This place belongs to a real place where birds don’t shit, and thieves cry when they see it. If you want scenery but no scenery, you want location but no location, you want talent but no talent, then you need history. This is really a bit of history, but it’s been a long time In those years of the Tang Dynasty, this place was still the golden age of green mountains, green waters and elephants baring their teeth. It was a rare treasure land of geomantic omen. Many palace nobles who were panicked in the Tang Dynasty built their own homes here. Among the imperial tombs of the Tang Dynasty, besides the famous Eighteen Tombs of the Tang Dynasty, there are Yongkang Mausoleum of Emperor Taizu of Tang Dynasty and Xingning Mausoleum of Emperor Shizu of Tang Dynasty; Even the two emperors Zhaozong and Aidi at the end of the Tang Dynasty basically followed the branch of the Weishui River on the Loess Gaopo.
Then some people will say, aren't the tombs of the Han and Tang Dynasties the richest, and the tombs of the Western Zhou Dynasty produced artifacts?

With so many tombs in this place, there is no reason why it should not prosper. Not to mention forming an antique jumbo complex like the old nine gates, at least there should be a small-scale antique market like Nangong.

The truth is this truth, but the truth about the richness of the Han and Tang Dynasties is not only understood by people today, but also by ancient people better than modern people.

Therefore, many of the tombs of the Han and Tang Dynasties were not the turn of modern people, and the predecessors had already done it. Although there are many historical sites found in Gulan County every year, when they dig in, they are all dug by tomb robbers. There are old pits all over the place, and there is nothing of value at all.

Coupled with the lack of food crops in Gulan County, a large number of young and middle-aged laborers have migrated to the city to work, and the time is getting longer and longer, and even the local hooligans are aging.

Ma Bold is over 50 years old this year, and he is still a bachelor at this age. It's not that Ma Bold has any unbearable love stories, but there are too few old ladies in this f*cking village.

Ma Boldness is very unlucky these days. Before, about three months ago, there was a drought in his village. As a result, before the drought was over, a large number of street thugs from other places came. Without saying a word, he directly tied up himself and his brothers, and then repaired them severely, which made Ma boldly doubt the words of the village storyteller Mr.

Didn't it mean that strong dragons won't overwhelm our local snakes?Why are you so arrogant when you come in!
Later, Ma boldly realized that the group of people who came here were the ancestors of the robbers, the old thieves who came down from Changsheng Mountain!

The old robber who belongs to the inheritance has a background in the rivers and lakes, and the one who takes the lead calls himself Shopkeeper Chen. Shopkeeper Chen took the horse and boldly asked about all the conditions of the drought, and then sat in the hotel with a gloomy face every day without saying a word , do not speak.

"Brother Ma!" a younger brother muttered, "Do you think this Li Chunlai will run away with his shoes?"

Ma boldly stroked the dry tobacco bag in his hand, "He dare not! I know about Li Chunlai, he is notoriously timid, not to mention that his favorite Widow Cui is looking forward to him, he He has been flirting with that Widow Cui for several years, and he is reluctant to leave."

Another big-headed boy said, "Brother Ma, as long as this Li Chunlai brings back the wolves from outside, then we will let the wolves attracted by Li Chunlai fight with this shopkeeper Chen, and fight with mussels, and we will benefit! Let that The one named Chen will give us back as many punches as he has punched us! Give his mother a hard time! Take back our big hotel KTV!"

Hearing the younger brother's words of revenge, Ma boldly looked not far away, the only one-star hotel in Gulan Town, Gulan County Guest House.

This guest house has been around for a long time, and it is only ten years younger than Ma Bold. It was originally a place where Ma Bold and his brothers drank and sang daily. As one of the few entertainment places in the town, it carries all of Ma Bold's spiritual life .

But since the surname Chen came, that guy has booked up the entire hotel, so that he has no spiritual life to speak of.

"What a shame!" Ma boldly stood up, "Go, go to another place, I'm angry at the hotel!"

"Come on, let's go and have a look!"

Ma boldly took his little brothers and walked away with a whimper.

However, Ma Daudao didn't know that his words and deeds were all seen by one person.

On the balcony on the second floor, the man put down the binoculars and looked at Ma Bold and the others in the distance with strange eyes.

This person looks very young, about eighteen or nineteen years old, but his eyes are particularly vicissitudes. He doesn't seem to like the casual clothes he is wearing, and he tugs on Songtata's cuffs from time to time.

The young man walked back into the house. The room was dark, with no light at all, and the windows were covered with thick curtains.

The young man said, "Boss, Ma Daudao still hasn't looked for Hanba's coffin, and is still dragging us."

From a dark corner, came a weary and vicissitudes of life voice, "Procrastinate, he can't procrastinate for too long."

The young man said, "Master, we have already spent nearly three months here, and you only have one and a half months left at most. If you haven't found that thing, I'm afraid it's you..."

"What are you afraid of?" Chen Yulou's voice was vicissitudes and stubborn, "I didn't think about surviving the day I robbed the tomb, and later I couldn't become a Zcup person, I just wanted to live day by day. Anyway, I have lived enough, but If it can die with Lao Tzu, wouldn’t it mean I’ve made a lot of money? I’m a person with a finite life, and it’s a guy with an almost infinite life. This deal, no matter how it’s calculated, is worth it to me..."

The young man said, "Master, maybe we can invite third uncle..."

The man in the darkness raised his hand and said, "I don't want to bother third uncle, and I don't want third uncle to join in this unsolvable situation. This matter started because of my greed, and it ended with my greed. The best ending, I want to go downstairs and take a walk in the sun, you put on a mask, just play me well."

"Yes!" The young man nodded, "The head of the family."

With a creak, the old-fashioned door was pushed open, and an old, wrinkled, blind old man wearing sunglasses, leaning on a cane, holding a straight-talking fortune-telling banner in his left hand, walked down the stairs. stairs.

The old fortune-teller walked tremblingly outside the hotel. The afternoon sun shone on the hurried figures of passers-by. No one had the leisure to listen to the old blind man's nonsense. After all, even fortune-telling these days, everyone is pursuing efficiency, like a computer. Fortune-telling is very fashionable and fashionable.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps came from the place outside the door. The sound of footsteps was steady and steady. At first glance, it sounded familiar. When the old fortune-teller heard the sound, he turned his face away.

And not far from the old man's fortune-telling stall, a partridge whistle in a traveling sportswear, with an old man and a classically heroic girl, happened to pass by.

Zeng Daxian looked around and commented constantly, "I really don't know why Chairman Zhao asked us to come here? In this place, birds don't shit, and Feng Shui is mediocre."

The valiant girl's almond eyes were frosty, and when she glanced over Partridge Whistle, she became more tender, "Ninth Brother, what are you looking at?"

Zeng Daxian also turned his head, only to see Partridge Whistle staring at the fortune-telling booth.

Zeng Daxian smiled and said, "Old Jiu, if you want to tell your fortune, you can ask Vice President Zhao to do it later. President Zhao's divination skills are unique in the world, and even a swineherd is no match for him! This kind of fortune teller on the street is not a match for him." It's a lie."

Li Jiangang also said, "Ninth brother, let's go."

Partridge Whistle didn't move, and Partridge Whistle looked at the old man behind the fortune-telling booth, and his heart was startled by thousands of waves.

Lou, why did you become like this!
Is this still the Chen Yulou I know?
The old blind man with wrinkled face and fortune teller is Chen Yulou.

Others can't tell that he is Chen Yulou, but Partridge Whistle can!

After all, Partridge Whistle is different from ordinary people. Partridge Whistle is mixed with zombie old cousins ​​every day, and it develops that it does not recognize people by eyes, but by breath. This is a very clever way to identify people. Qi will not change.

Partridge Whistle recognized at a glance that this old man who couldn't be old was Chen Yulou, that was Ah Lou!

But, wasn't he still looking high-spirited some time ago?

Also, why did he appear in Gulan County?
Partridge Whistle had tens of thousands of doubts in his heart at the moment, and Partridge Whistle said to Li Jiangang and Zeng Daxian, "You two go to the hotel first, and I will chat with this old fairy!"

Li Jiangang was a little puzzled, "What are you talking about with an old fairy!"

It was a good man Zeng Daxian who pulled Li Jiangang, "Alright girl, brother Jiu has his own ideas, so don't worry about it, let's go, let's find a room."

Without Zeng Daxian and Li Jiangang following him, Partridge Whistle walked towards old buddy Chen Yulou.

Partridge Whistle sat in front of the fortune-telling booth, and said nonchalantly, "How much is a hexagram?"

Sitting opposite, Chen Yulou had recognized Xu Jiu's identity at this moment. Chen Yulou was in a very complicated mood at the moment. Chen Yulou didn't want to tell anyone, but wanted to leave alone, but he didn't expect to meet the son of an old friend here.

Chen Yulou could only say, "Ten yuan a hexagram."

Partridge Whistle nodded, then raised his hand to take the copper coin on the table and tossed it lightly, pressing it on the table, "Test my luck!"

The old blind man raised his hand and fumbled for the copper coins on the table, "Positive, negative, positive!"

"Shoot the dragon fish with a bow by the water, and the dragon hides in the deep cave naturally."

"Hong Fei was born far away in the sky, and Jiao was playing with the moon beads in the pool."

"Flowers bloom everywhere but I haven't bloomed. When I bloom, the wind and rain come."

"I advise you not to ask hard, you will always have a thousand cents at the end of the year."

The old blind man's hexagram criticism quickly fell down, he raised his hand and wrote it on a piece of paper and handed it to Partridge Whistle, "Neng, ten yuan."

Partridge Whistle looked at the commanding poem on the sealing paper, and smiled, "Your batch of hexagrams is Guiguzi's double lock!"

The old blind man said, "With insight, Guiguzi's hexagram critique is more effective than Yuan Tiangang's hexagram critique."

Partridge whistled, "But, I don't have ten yuan."

The old blind man hesitated, "What do you mean?"

The air was a little anxious, and the old blind man didn't understand what stuffy gourd medicine the son of an old man was selling. Could it be that he saw himself?Impossible, logically speaking, he shouldn't see through himself!
Just when Chen Yulou was anxious, Partridge whistled and said with a smile, "Well, I'll give you a divination too. We exchange fairly, and no one loses. What do you think?"

The old blind man laughed and said, "Criticize the divination for me? Young man, stop making trouble. The old blind man knows the fate of the old blind man himself better than anyone else."

"You're not right." The partridge whistled, "There is a way, the healer does not heal himself, and the hexagram does not calculate himself. This is the rule of the Tao. Divination for oneself is not effective. Come on! Come on, account for it!"

Hearing this, the old blind man shook the table with his right hand, and three copper coins fell to the ground, "Please!"

Partridge Whistle looked at the copper coins, and did not write a commanding poem like the old blind man, but read a sentence, "This hexagram is very problematic. You are in a dilemma, you are in a dilemma, your heart is like a weed, and you don't know what to do. In this way Come on, let me tell you a story, if you listen to this story, it may help your life."

The old blind man said, "Okay, let's tell a story!"

Partridge Whistle rubbed his hands and said, "What I want to tell is a true story about evolution. It has been more than 200 million years since human beings appeared, and in more than 200 million years, such an immortal civilization has been built. On the road of human evolution, Homo sapiens is just one of them."

"In the history of human evolution, there is a kind of people who are stronger and smarter than Homo sapiens, and have an absolute advantage in muscle and brain. They are called Neanderthals."

"In the very beginning, Homo sapiens and Neanderthals got along quite happily. It was a friendly interaction where today you kill my family, and tomorrow I light your whole family with sky lanterns."

"Neanderthals have stronger muscles and smarter brains than Homo sapiens. These people can be said to be the PLUS super enhanced version of Homo sapiens. One-on-one, Homo sapiens can't beat any big cousin, which is troublesome. As we all know, the scary upright ape is able to bully men and women in the town of fish and meat. All races on earth rely on their brains. It is the tradition of Homo sapiens to use more brains and less hands. Neanderthals have stronger brains and physical strength than Homo sapiens. What Homo sapiens finally took over the earth? Where did the Neanderthals go?"

"Quite simply, Homo sapiens have varying levels of intelligence, while Neanderthals are generally too intelligent."

"Sometimes being too smart is not a good thing. It seems that in terms of governance, occasionally there will be a particularly smart person among Homo sapiens. Although it is not as good as Neanderthals, it is not bad. These smart people Homo sapiens will pick up a stone or a piece of cow dung with a special appearance, and then advertise themselves as a natural nobleman, and then start recruiting other Homo sapiens with less intelligence to become their vassals, and thus continue to expand. Smart Homo sapiens combine to form a class and establish There is a huge Homo sapiens tribe, and the number of this Homo sapiens tribe has theoretically no upper limit."

"Because the Neanderthals were all intelligent and strong individually, they couldn't fool each other."

"According to modern management theory, the optimal organizational structure of a team is 150 people, and more than 150 people need to use the routine of Homo sapiens."

"Neanderthals were trapped by their high intelligence and were not easy to fool. In the face of a powerful Homo sapiens alliance, they were all slaughtered by Homo sapiens, from the Great Rift Valley to the Cape of Good Hope. Homo sapiens used My own words and deeds have told all species that bragging is a very important skill, one really dares to brag, and the other really dares to believe it!"

"The leader of Homo sapiens said that if you believe in this bullshit, you can live forever. As long as all Homo sapiens have the same belief, we are one family! If you are beaten, I will help you, and if I am beaten, you will help me too!"

"Neanderthals can't do it, that is, the small tribes are not convinced. Under this form, it is difficult for Homo sapiens not to be strong."

"Under the large-scale war of life and death, Homo sapiens completely wiped out the Neanderthals, and established an extremely large human civilization."

The old blind man said, "Perhaps, this is the saying that bad money drives out good money."

Partridge Whistle smiled and said, "No, I think you've got the wrong key point. What I want to say is that although Neanderthals are strong, it doesn't mean they are invincible. Get rid of the most powerful Neanderthals, sometimes, we may not be so smart, we should be a not so smart Homo sapiens, to believe that it may sound nonsense, but it is possible Really square cowhide from cow dung."

The old blind man said, "One really dares to brag, the other really dares to believe, we are the latter?"

Partridge Whistle nodded, "Yes, we are the latter, and there is nothing wrong with being the latter. Those who brag need to find a way to realize the bull, and those who believe in the braggart, you have unlimited bull, right?"

The old blind man smiled, "An interesting story, it's getting late, I'm going to close the stall."

"Goodbye."

Partridge Whistle paced into the hotel.

Under the dim light, the old blind man looked at the back of Partridge Whistle and hesitated for a while. He couldn't calm down for a long time. He seemed to realize something but didn't seem to understand anything. At this time, a familiar voice came from not far away.

"Old Hu, I'm not talking about you, you're so cowardly, you dare not even answer Shirley Yang's calls!"

"I don't want her to worry, you understand?"

The old blind man sensed something was wrong and hurriedly disappeared.

Partridge Whistle smiled a little as he watched the old blind man leave the back outside the door.

Partridge Whistle already roughly understood the situation of the old blind man. He should have become a vassal of a certain immortal just like himself.

It's just different, he, the Lord of Longevity, is not very human, he likes death threats at every turn, instead of being gentle and punishing like Xu Ming, who writes inspections at every turn.

Chen Yulou came here probably because he was instructed to come here to find some treasures that the immortals wanted, and if he couldn't find the immortals, he would die of old age.

And the story of the Partridge Whistle was also told to Chen Yulou that the long-lived man was a Neanderthal when he died. Sooner or later, they will all be crushed to death by my lord, the leader of the Homo sapiens. Don't worry, it's a big deal if you turn around and follow my lord!
People can't hang themselves on one tree all the time, so how many more trees should be replaced?Not every tree is as harsh as your lord. In this era of crazy introversion, my lord Xu Ming is the king of scroll kings who are destined to kill all immortals!

Unfortunately, I just didn't know that Chen Yulou could comprehend the deep meaning of his words.

Partridge Whistle stepped into the restaurant and planned to have something to eat. Outside the door, Hu Bayi triumphantly and Li Chunlai came. He whispered, "Ninth brother, we meet again!"

Partridge Whistle chuckled, "How are you doing?"

Hu Bayai said, "I think I can get three feet from you now!"

The partridge whistled, "Okay, let's compete for a chance!"

The fat man also said enthusiastically, "Ninth brother, I am fat, hey, we meet again!"

Partridge Whistle patted Wang Kaixuan on the shoulder, indicating that it was good, and he gained weight again.

The three of them exchanged brief greetings, and each went back to sleep in their own rooms with heavy thoughts. Hu Bayi originally wanted to talk about Chen Yulou, but seeing that Partridge Whistle was very tired, he didn't say much. Chen Yulou was not found.

In the middle of the night, the partridges were unable to fall asleep. It wasn't that Xu Ming was dreaming again, it was just that the noise next door was so loud that it could even catch up with the third uncle's snoring.

The partridge whistle finally couldn't take it anymore, jumped up and rushed to the next door, patted the door and said, "Hey, can you keep your voice down, how can I sleep if you snore like this!"

At this time, the door opened, and there was a cursing voice from inside, "If you can't sleep, take medicine, you talk a lot of nonsense, and I will beat you if you talk nonsense!"

Partridge Whistle heard the sound, and it sounded familiar.

The door opened faster, and the partridge whistle and the man stared wide-eyed.

Partridge Whistle murmured, "Blind Brother?"

Hei Xiazi lowered his sunglasses, "Ninth Brother?!"

At this moment, dozens of people in the room rushed in, and the leader was Wu Sansheng.

Partridge Whistle was dumbfounded at the moment, "Why are you all here! When did you come?"

The blind man said, "Come here in the middle of the night."

The partridge whistled, "What are you doing here?"

The blind man proudly said, "Travel!"

Partridge Whistle looked at aliens, "Blind brother, do you believe what you say? The poor mice in this place all walk away with tears in their eyes. Travel, do you think the old nine are stupid? Are you Are you following me?"

The blind man put on a rogue attitude, "Believe it or not, how about we fight?"

This time Hu Bayi from the next room also came out in a daze, "What's going on, take me for a fight."

But when he saw the third uncle and third master of the black blind man, Hu Bayi also pretended to have a strange expression, "Blind brother, why are you here! Third uncle! Pan Zi!"

Wu Laosan rushed in with a group of people, and the third uncle waved enthusiastically at the partridge whistle, "Old Jiu, we meet again!"

Partridge Whistle's expression was a little strange this time, what the hell, why is Wu Laosan here?Could it be that Hu Bayi has informed you?
But Pan Zi said, "Ninth Brother, I never expected to meet you all while traveling."

Partridge Whistle hesitated, "Are you here to travel?"

Pan Zi said, "Could it be that we don't look like we're here for a trip?"

Partridge Whistle thought in his heart, damn it, it must be Hu Bayi who informed him!
Hu Bayi looked at Partridge with an innocent expression, and then looked at Fatty, "You are the one who informed me, right?"

Wang Kaixuan was taken aback, "I, what did I tell the truth!"

At this time, the third uncle shouted, "Okay, the fat man is one of his own. If you don't tell the truth, you two are allowed in this place. Can't I come?"

Come on, Lord Kai couldn't speak clearly now, Wang Kaixuan couldn't help but said, "I'm going, don't look at me like that, I really didn't do this, brother nine, uncle three, listen to me ..."

However, everyone ignored Fatty at all. Xu Jiu and Third Uncle walked towards the bedroom side by side, obviously talking endlessly between the Yujing Immortals and Thieves.

(End of this chapter)