Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 127 Stupid!The greatest obstacle to survival is arrogance!

Chapter 127 Stupid!The greatest obstacle to survival is arrogance!

In Tianshan Shenmu Garden, Prince Gumo has a lot of worries.

This is not to say that Guixi and Tianjun are messing around in their garden. Prince Gumo is not afraid of them messing around. After all, Shenmu Garden is so big that Prince Gumo doesn't even know how many treasures there are in his garden.

What Prince Gumo is worried about is that there is a problem with the small group of immortals. Ming the second position.

If it goes on like this, it won't work.

Although Prince Gumo is not a master like the snake god, but Prince Gumo has an exquisite heart. Prince Gumo knows the temperament of the Lord very well. The Lord is easy to pretend, aggressive, cunning and cruel, and his heart is deep Chu is cautious, he walks on thin ice every step, he is not the kind of reckless person.

"It can't go on like this!"

Prince Gumo stood up, staring at Xu Ming's coffin in the middle of the golden sandalwood with shining eyes.

"The snake god is getting more and more domineering!"

"King Lu Shang and Tie Miansheng are working hand in hand!"

"Partridge Whistle obsessed with scientific nonsense!"

"If this continues, we will be ruined!"

"Even if I am going to be hanged and beaten by the lord this time, I have to wake up the lord!"

Thinking of this, Prince Gumo looked at the two sides of the golden sandalwood, a sword and a ghost seal were placed on both sides.

Prince Gu Mo looked at Jian and Guixi, "You two, don't stop me! I don't mean to persecute the Lord, I just want to wake the Lord up."

Tian Junjian lazily said, "Xu Ming is not my master, he loves you so much, it would be best if you can kill him."

Guixi didn't move, and he didn't seem to object.

The white camel rolled its hooves, and the next moment it slammed into the coffin!
boom -

After a loud noise, the giant golden sandalwood tree snapped in the air, and with a rustling sound, the golden sandalwood leaves fell down, like a heavy golden rain. In the golden rain, among the broken branches and leaves of the golden sandalwood, Xu Ming's coffin lid A big hole was hit, and the white camel was looking at the coffin with his head full of baldness at the moment, this, is this still his master?

At a glance, the lord's long purple hair turned into pale white hair with a faint silvery white luster, and the purple bone armor and shoulder armor around him also turned into a dark silver outline, iron-colored. Surrounded by mottled patterns, the original rough devil-style royal robe armor has also become a body-sculpting tight-fitting fish-scale armor. Those armors seem to be formed from the condensation of skin, and they are integrated with the skin of the master. The metallic luster is shining, and it is ten times more ferocious than before. , ferocious, violent!
"Who interrupted my retreat!"

Xu Ming's voice pierced through the surroundings, and a vicious aura that was visible to the naked eye roared in all directions with the coffin as the center, instantly dyeing the entire Shenmu Garden black and white.

In the black and white scene, the neck of the white camel was slowly lifted up by the giant claws, and Xu Ming's eyes were filled with a murderous red light, "Tell me, do you want to fry it raw or grill it over charcoal?"

The trembling limbs of the white camel kicked in the air. It found that Xu Ming had grown taller. He used to be [-] meters, but now he is over [-] meters!

The white camel panicked, "Master, my lord, if I had a choice, I would like to be half-cooked. My love for you is unreserved, my lord. If you really want to eat me, I won't resist. It's just whether I can eat you." Go take a shower..."

"roll!"

Xu Ming kicked the white camel and flew out, smashing a piece of spirit wood.

Xu Ming sat on the coffin, pondered for a long time, and seemed to be able to wash away the anger of getting up.

Reluctantly, the white camel got up faster, "My lord, something serious happened! The snake god led King Lu Shang to give birth to a partridge whistle, and made a lot of things. I think if I don't wake you up again , I’m afraid we’re going to be tricked to death!”

After hearing this, Xu Ming closed his eyes and began to think. During this time, the actions of the snake god, partridge whistle, King Lu Shang, and Tie Miansheng flooded into his mind. The more ferocious, even at the end, Brother Ming jumped out and punched out. Where the fist went, a wide road with a diameter of five meters appeared in front of him, and all the spirit trees blocking Xu Ming were all dead. Turn into fly ash!

"It's the other way around!"

"Who told them to set up No. [-] pawn shop!"

"It's him! Snake god, do you want to kill me!"

"How did No. [-] pawnshop be destroyed back then? Human emotions and desires are the greatest poison, and the remnants of grievances and grievances in the world, do you want to kill me?"

"And partridge whistle, you idiot, I gave you the longevity technique, but you use the longevity technique to care for the sows after delivery! He's so wronged for the Bianhua to follow you!"

"You idiots, how many times have I told you that the biggest obstacle to survival is not weakness and ignorance, but arrogance and arrogance!"

"Going to do things in the human world by relying on my own little ability, this is already arrogance and fucking opening the door to arrogance, arrogance has reached home!"

"Trash, stupid, Shabi, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps. How can I win when I meet you pig teammates!"

Xu Ming raised his head to the sky and roared, the shock wave ripples visible to the naked eye formed by the roar made the entire Shenmu Garden tremble.

The white camel shivered and looked at the roaring general, "This, is this the power of a third-rank general? It's simply devastating!"

Tianjun sword said, "My lord has not completed the final transformation, his state is at most 2.5, not even 3!"

Xu Ming yelled for a while, as if he was angry, in the next moment, Xu Ming's pupils became clear, with anger in the clear, "Gu Mo, you did a good job this time, if you don't wake me up in time, I'm afraid But this time we are really in danger, you go to recuperate first, I will reward you after I finish taking care of them!"

After the words fell, Xu Ming jumped up and disappeared in the Shenmu Garden.

Seeing Xu Mingfei's passing figure, Prince Gu Mo hissed, "My lord wakes up, everything will be easy. Without the lord to suppress these grandsons, they really dare to do anything."

At this moment, Xu Ming came to the lakeside of Tianshan Pass Lake, on the ice and snow lake, Xu Ming looked at himself with flying white hair, sat up on the lakeside faster, closed his eyes and sent out a divine thought, "This seat has awakened, all members will have a meeting in 10 minutes! This meeting will take a long time, I hope you find a safe place."

Xu Ming sent out a divine thought, and everyone panicked instantly.

In Mingge Wanshi's house, the Big Three closed the door directly, and Partridge Whistle didn't dare to look for postpartum care for sows.

After 10 minutes, Xu Ming hadn't spoken yet, and many vassals spoke up one after another.

"I'm waiting to wish the Lord great success!"

"I'm waiting to wish the lord God is invincible!"

"I wish the lord Shangjia is wise and mighty, invincible in the world!"

However, Xu Ming's next sentence stunned everyone, "During the time I was sleeping, did you guys do it beautifully?"

After Xu Ming posted this sentence, in the chat group for a while, King Lu Shang hurriedly asked for credit, "My lord, these are all my proposals. The snake god wants to eat souls, so I discussed with Partridge Whistle about this brother Ming's." Wanshiwu, custom-made weddings for people, eats a lot of obsessions by the way, the snake god is very satisfied, and the human beings are also very satisfied, they all think highly of us..."

Xu Ming interrupted King Lu Shang, "Did they tell you when to dig me out and meet the sun?"

King Lu Shang shut up, and King Lu Shang noticed that something was wrong.

It's not that the signs are not right, but that you slapped the horse's ass on the horse's mouth!

This flattering taste, rush!

Xu Mingdao, "King Lu Shang, you have been with me for the longest time. Let me ask you, what is the biggest obstacle to survival in the law of the dark jungle?"

King Lu Shang said, "The biggest obstacle to survival is not weakness and ignorance, but arrogance and arrogance."

"Yes!" Xu Ming said, "Then tell me, what are you doing now?"

King Lu Shang said, "I, I'm just playing around in front of some mortals, and they can't understand..."

Xu Mingdao, "Fart! Ordinary people can't understand, can't the experts among ordinary people understand? Are you sure there are not many uncles among ordinary people? Do you believe that Uncle Jiu killed you, and then dug up my ashes? gone?"

"Okay, old Lu, you can do it, I have only been asleep for a long time, and you are starting to look down on the protagonists of this world, humans!"

"Do you know who is the lord of all things? It's human beings. Look at other creatures on the earth being burned, killed and looted by human beings at will. Don't you know who is the father?"

"Mastering a little magic that humans don't need, thinking that you can become a god, you are crazy!"

"And set up a Mingge Wanshiwu. Isn't this the No. [-] pawnshop? Think about the tragic death of the No. [-] pawnshop's last mastermind and behind-the-scenes. You are planning to arrange for me to die together, right?"

King Lu Shang said, "The pawnshop was the one who raised it sternly at first, my lord, you didn't object at that time..."

Xu Ming said angrily, "Tie Miansheng is a woman with long hair but short knowledge. I don't bother arguing with her nonsensical things. Do you understand? You really just followed Tie Miansheng's second idea. A house of everything? Next, do you want to have a one-day tour of the generals? Just 999, and the generals will be brought home? You can do it, without me, all of you will drift away, right?"

Snake God said, "My lord, actually..."

"Shut up!" Xu Ming yelled angrily, "What the hell, besides King Lu Shang, you're the only one with a lot of bad ideas this time! Snake god, snake god, one god at a time, don't you look down on me? A trash snake soul I have been eating second-rate souls for half my life, and I have only eaten rice for a few days. I have made a mistake in my perception. I think I am a big boss? If you were really a big boss, why didn’t you dare to fight with me, a second-rank general? Doing it upright? A tool snake must have the cognition of a tool snake. Starting today, I will give you the god word of snake god! In the future, everyone will call you brother, and start from correcting your own cognition!"

The snake god was silent, not daring to say a word.

Partridge Whistle felt that he could speak at this moment. After all, the scapegoat of opening a store was already blamed by King Lu Shang. Partridge Whistle was about to speak, but before he could say it, Xu Ming sprayed it on his face.

"It's your turn, old nine!" Xu Mingyu sprayed earnestly, "I will use the Bianhua flower to reshape your soul for you, and teach you the art of longevity. As long as I exist, you will exist. It can be said that you are my direct descendant, but And you!"

Xu Ming raised his tone by seven decibels, "You fucking used Lao Tzu's longevity technique to study what kind of shitty sow postpartum care! How do you describe your actions?"

"What kind of place is the Golmud Sanatorium? That's human experimentation, a superficial search for longevity. This technology is so useless that the Nine Gates have given up on it. Look at the forbidden woman Huo Ling who the Nine Gates gave up on! Do you really think that you have mastered the core truth of longevity? Shit! That’s left over from the old Jiumen’s play! Did you see where Wu Laosan asked now? I’m too lazy to answer, so that’s it. There is no way to succeed!"

"And I gave you the longevity technique that can lead to success, but you compare the longevity technique with the longevity technique of the sow nursing stone age. You are just taking the golden rice bowl I gave you to Sheng Ollie!"

"I even have the idea of ​​destroying you now!"

"Study so many great principles every day, and you can use them immediately! The most important thing for the immortals is to keep a low profile, keep getting stronger, and kill all the immortals!"

"Instead of holding a few books and thinking that you have mastered the core truth of longevity, and then you feel that you can ascend in the daytime? You have been sold out, fooled and limped, and you don't even know it, do you understand?"

Xu Ming's swearing made all his subordinates unable to lift their heads up. Xiao Snake, Lao Jiu, Lao Lu, and Jiu Mei all dared not speak up.

On the contrary, Prince Gumo on one side is overjoyed. Prince Gumo is also in the group, so he can hear clearly. No one is used to the master's violent temper. It's not over if you hate one, and it's over if you collapse the other party's scolding.

On the contrary, Tianjunjian rarely sent out a divine thought of appreciation, "This is the reason why I admire this guy the most. He is always sober, cruel and cunning like a dog at the same time. With the blessing of the top bloodline, he is one of the immortals. The mudslides whizzed away, leaving nothing behind!"

Xu Ming scolded for almost five hours again. This time Xu Ming adopted more educational scolding, dialogue question and answer, analysis of dark civilization, distinction of the status of the immortal, the irresistible human subject, the law of survival of the alien, After spending one by one, these guys finally realized their mistakes.

Little Snake, "I'm sorry lord, I just woke up, I didn't reshape the three views, and my heart was too contemptuous of human beings, which led to these ridiculous things about custom funerals. I must learn my lesson and write a [-]-word inspection."

Partridge Whistle, "My lord, I'm too confused and empty. I can't accept the power and inheritance that I have fallen from the sky. That's why I became a psychopath. Give me a chance, and I will definitely become the most A staunch metaphysicist."

King Lu Shang, "My lord, the store has been demolished and sent away. I will only follow your lead in the future..."

Tie Miansheng said, "My lord, I am an accomplice. I have done a lot of bad things, and my woman's heart has broken a lot of things. I will immediately arrange for those guys to go back to the west, and let them know that all of us have evaporated and will never be in the world." Leave our traces, let us remain hidden in the dark, and never be exposed to other immortals!"

Hearing the confessions of a few guys, Xu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, he finally reined in the precipice.

But it's not realistic to really follow the layout of these guys.

Xu Ming pondered for a while. According to the original book, the Golmud Sanatorium is a bacterial warfare laboratory after all, and it is very likely that it was left behind by devils. There is a tomb of a Liao princess in the cave, where Ding Sitian, Hu Bayi's good friend, hung there. Since they are already here, it's better to fix it.

Xu Mingdao, "Next, the Wanshiwu will be closed immediately. The recruited Ye Hongyu and the old fortune-teller got along after all. I, Xu Ming, am not a ruthless person. I sent Ye Hongyu to a wealthy family to help her win the prize." She, wash away her memory, don't suffer in the next life, if that old fortune-teller, give him the elixir, prolong his life by ten years, and erase his memory, he is worthy of him."

King Lu Shang said, "My lord is merciful!"

Tie Miansheng asked curiously, "My lord, did you know from birth that there are no hells and hells in this world, and there are no ten halls of hell?"

Xu Ming just used a flat tone, and said, "Isn't this common sense? If you think about it with your toes, you know, if there is, can a general be born? I'm afraid I was suppressed before I was born. Already!"

The iron face said, "It makes sense, it makes sense, the lord is wise, but lord, we have recently discovered that besides us, there are two immortal forces in this human city, one is the one from the old nine gates, and the other is the one called Tulku Zaji’s, and because the last time the funeral was arranged too much, Tulku Zaji has already set his sights on us..."

Xu Ming's eyes lit up, "You guys are really talented. How long have you entered the human world? You have brought me two immortal enemies. If I dare to retreat for a while longer, I'm afraid that when I wake up, the eight sects will besiege Guangming." Overwhelmed! Hehe! Are all of you overwhelmed? We are a longevity organization whose main purpose is to guard tombs. Our enemies are tomb robbers, not all human beings. But you are thinking of being the savior. Are you worthy? Swell Isn't it? I mentioned this and I wish I could tie you up and whip you one by one..."

Xu Ming scolded for a while before calming down.

Tie Miansheng muttered, "Master, then, what should we do next?"

Xu Ming said indifferently, "Partridge Whistle, go and kill Living Buddha Zhaji, you must be quick!"

The partridge whistled, "Understood! What about Huo Ling, the forbidden woman?"

Xu Mingdao, "That's my brother's job, don't meddle in the affairs of Lao Jiumen, their water is too deep."

Partridge whistled, "Understood."

Xu Ming said again, "Little snake, go and make all the people who have directly seen the custom-made funeral into crazy, crazy is the most effective antidote for normal people in this world. As for the fortune teller and Ye Hongyu, I have already arranged it." , Now, start to act! Wu Laosan, he will come to the grassland soon, this time Bai Yujing's treasure room is in the grassland!"

"understand!"

"Yes, my lord!"

"Go to work! Does Partridge Whistle need help killing people?"

"No need, I can kill the Living Buddha myself!"

Everyone started working one after another, Xu Ming rubbed his shoulders and looked at the reflection in the water.

Xu Ming has doubts about the philosopher Zhang Mazi.

At that time, Zhang Mazi had a gun in his hand, so why didn't he kill Huang Silang as soon as he entered the city?

Could it be that he can't do it?

No, he could do it, he had many chances to kill Huang Silang with one shot, but he didn't, he wanted to use a great way to win.

But in the end, when he saw that the civilians who rushed into Huang Silang's house became gangsters, he realized that not everyone in this world is as great as him.

The back of the last train is the end of the hero.

And me, Xu Ming is not a hero, I will not go to save sentient beings, I will just kill people with a single shot!
Zaji Living Buddha must die!
The immortal behind him must die too!

The immortal in front of me, Xu Ming, can only die or submit!
(End of this chapter)

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