Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 118 Charcoal Grilled Konjac, Clean and Hygienic!

When King Lu Shang and Tie Miansheng found Xu Ming, Xu Ming was lying there, gasping for breath.

Tie Miansheng and King Lu Shang looked at Xu Ming's belly at the same time. Xu Ming's belly was very swollen. It felt like a pregnant woman who was pregnant for nine months. The reason why Xu Ming's belly is so big now is also very obvious. Simple - indigestion.

Just like a person who is full of food, Xu Ming has now swallowed all the cultivation of Hunxie King in one go, and Xu Ming's digestion ability is not yet to the extent that he can digest Hunxie King in one go, and then Xu Ming appeared now weird look.

Tie Miansheng and King Lu Shang knew what was going on in their hearts, but it is rare for the two old things to see the Lord in a mess, thinking about the time when you Xu Ming rode on our necks to shit and piss and asked us for paper , now it's your turn to be so embarrassing. Wouldn't it be a pity if you didn't add insult to injury and just sneered at me?

Tie Miansheng pretended to be concerned, "Master, are you alright!"

King Lu Shang pretended to be confused, "My lord, your belly is so big, is it about to give birth?"

Xu Ming was furious, "Say it again, and see if I can cut off your head with one sword!"

The iron face comforted Xu Ming, "My lord, don't be angry, be careful if you move your fetus..."

Xu Ming was furious, "I will fight with you two!"

"My lord is still so violent!"

"What do you think is the name of the Lord's future child?"

"..."

Fighting back and forth, Lao Lu and Jiu Mei dared to talk for a while, but as Xu Yuan regained a little strength, the two of them stopped beeping, and the three guys fled into the snake cave.

"My lord, didn't you say that there is a corpse-flavored konjac below here? Is it true that it can release the phantom array?"

"of course it's true."

"Wu Laosan and the others will all be recruited?"

"Don't you know if you look at it?"

The three guys cruised along the cracks in the soil and rocks, sank almost a hundred meters, and Xu Ming finally found the site of the Snake Cave.

This snake cave is really magnificent. The snake cave goes down and is bottomless, like a tiankeng in a devil's cave. On both sides of the snake cave, there are layers of steps dug out by hand, and the steps are winding downwards.

And walking up the stairs is a large stone beam, like a moat, lying in the middle of the snake cave in the devil cave. At the tip of the stone beam is a coffin, a purple-black Kunlun Shenmu coffin, and the coffin cover is long. Holding a konjac that is about the size of a baby, at this moment the konjac is emitting a dazzling purple light, and in the purple light, the entire magic cave is rendered purple.

The third uncle and the others are on the stone steps in front of the stone beam. The steps are full of corpses, and the blood is flowing all over the ground. Those miscellaneous wrestlers and mercenaries are lying on the ground. Only a few with strong willpower The tomb robber is still holding on.

King Lu Shang looked at everything in front of him, "This, is this an illusion? What did they see! Hu Bayi has already passed out, and he looks frightened. Looking at Wu Sansheng again, Wu Sanxing is trembling, he is frightened His eyes are turning white, and this guy is also afraid?"

Xu Ming also looked at Wu Laosan curiously. Wu Laosan was half lying on the ground at the moment, twitching uncontrollably, his face turned pale, and he was foaming at the mouth.

Xu Ming felt itchy, "Old Lu, is there a way to see the phantom they are encountering now?"

Tie Miansheng looked at Xu Ming, "My lord, can you stop being so perverted? No normal zombie would be interested in spying on other people's inner secrets. You are no different from a peeping tom..."

Xu Ming just said, "Don't you want to?"

Tie Miansheng smiled, "Hey, I think so too, I'll open your yin and yang eyes, let's watch together!"

After the words fell, Tie Mian Sheng cast a spell, and all three guys saw the illusion.

At this moment, there are all kinds of monsters on the steps!

From top to bottom, in front of Wu Sansheng, sat a girl in a white shirt. She looked to be in her twenties, with a ponytail, pure and charming. She smiled and wanted to leave, but Wu Sansheng pulled her away. She was willing to let her go, but she insisted on leaving. The back of her turned around was somewhat similar to that of Ah Ning.

Xu Ming guessed that this girl should be Chen Wenjin, the captain of the Nansha archaeological team, and the first and last love of Wu Laosan.

"Don't go!" Wu Laosan took Chen Wenjin's hand tremblingly, "Don't go back, you will die if you go back!"

Chen Wenjin was held by Wu Laosan and finally turned her head back, and the moment she turned her head, her face turned into an old-fashioned cheek. Seeing that cheek, Wu Laosan suddenly backed away, trembling, and said incredulously. Stopped, "Tianzun old mother! Master Zhang Dafo and my ancestor Gou Wuye's generation have paid your life back! What else do you want to do! Jiumen has been killed by you, what else do you want? I, I, Mr. Wu Three, fight with you..."

Tianzun old mother?Xu Ming looked at Chen Wenjin's face, vicissitudes, hatred, anger!Is this an immortal?

Could it be that Jiumen was also cursed by the image?
Tie Miansheng gave Xu Ming a push, "Look, look at Chen Yulou!"

Xu Ming looked at Chen Yulou. On the stone beam, Chen Yulou stood furiously. In front of him stood a huge vague figure. Chen Yulou roared loudly, "Whether it's King Xian or King Dian, I, Chen Yulou, are I will not be manipulated by you! My brother Partridge Whistle will come to save me! I will definitely!"

Tie Mian asked, "Who are King Xian and King Dian?"

Lu Shang said kingly, "They are all with the word Wang, and they are probably immortals like us. It seems that we will have many enemies in the future."

Xu Ming knew in his heart that both King Xian and King Dian belonged to the level of Muchen Bead. It seems that Chen Yulou really went to the tomb of King Dian after the Partridge Whistle left and found the human skin map of King Xian's tomb. The dust bead is probably in the tomb of King Xian.

At this moment, Xu Ming noticed a small character, who was struggling to climb the stone beam, towards the coffin made of Kunlun wood!
Yes, it's Pan Zi!
Pan Zi clutched his stomach while crawling.

In the hallucination, one could clearly see a huge gash in Pan Zi's stomach, and Pan Zi's blood and intestines flowed all over the ground. However, these were not the most deadly. The deadliest thing was at the end of the stone beam. The Yin soldiers are dragging the third uncle towards the direction of the konjac in the Kunlun sacred wooden coffin!
"Put down third uncle!"

"Third Uncle, I'll save you!"

Pan Zi scrambled to the end of the stone beam. He looked at the third uncle, and the image of the third uncle was already in the air.

The stone beam in the illusion is figured out and is long, but the real stone beam is broken halfway through.

Pan Zi had already reached the edge of the Kunlun Shenmu coffin, and if he took another step forward, he would fall down the ten thousand zhang snake cave demon cave and be smashed to pieces.

At this moment, in Pan Zi's vision, the third uncle who was dragged by the Yin soldiers turned around and seemed to shout at Pan Zi, "Take care of yourself, and get out alive..."

Pan Zi wiped his tears, "Uncle, I, I'm useless! I can't save you! Uncle San said, take care of yourself, take care of yourself, well, I want to listen to Uncle San, I'm so hungry, I have to first We are full, there are potatoes, such big potatoes! Such dazzling potatoes!"

Pan Zi looked back, and his gaze was on the konjac on the Kunlun Shenmu coffin. The konjac was emitting light at this moment, as if trying to prevent Pan Zi from approaching him.

But Pan Zi was completely obsessed with ghosts. Seeing his third uncle being dragged away, Pan Zi felt ashamed, thinking only of being hungry. Pan Zi tremblingly took out the lighter from his hand, and then, when Xu Ming's old Lu Jiumei couldn't Under the eyes of confidence, Pan Zi set the Kunlun Shenmu coffin on fire!
Yes!

Pan Zi ordered the Kunlun Shenmu!

The Kunlun Shenmu burned instantly, and the konjac on it was in great pain, writhing crazily like a monster.

"My potato! You still want to run!"

"I'm going to eat you!"

Pan Zi hugged the konjac that was about to escape, gnawed it up with his big mouth, and started to eat it. The konjac was bitten by Pan Zi and burst out purple juice. The feeling was better than that of Xu Ming, the general of the zombie king. The old zombie King Lu Shang and Tie Miansheng couldn't help but want to vomit.

Really let Xu Ming eat, Xu Ming may not be able to open his mouth, and Pan Zi gnawed on the konjac crazily, as if eating konjac sashimi, he even put half a packet of condiments from the instant noodles last time When I went up, my face was full of smiles, as if I had been tricked, it was very delicious, clean and hygienic!Bros!

Xu Ming covered his face, "Have you finished eating? It's disgusting."

Tie Miansheng said, "I always thought it was the most disgusting thing we've ever seen. I didn't expect this panzi to taste stronger than our zombies."

King Lu Shang said, "However, human beings are the spirits of all things, and they have always been at the forefront of many living species in terms of inappropriate human beings."

Time passed by, and just when Pan Zi was about to eat up the konjac, a weak and vicissitudes of life appeared in Xu Ming's mind, "I surrender, immortal."

Xu Ming was slightly startled, looked at Tie Miansheng and King Lu Shang, "Did you two hear a voice?"

Tie Miansheng and King Lu Shang looked at each other, "What's the sound? I don't know! My lord, you must have been tricked and also saw the illusion!"

Subconsciously, Tie Miansheng and King Lu Shang moved a little further away from Xu Ming, obviously afraid that Xu Ming would lose his temper again.

When Xu Ming was thinking, the vicissitudes of thought appeared again, "This is not an illusion, not to mention that I can't cast an illusion on an existence whose bloodline is as old as mine. This seat is called the snake god, and this seat is all curses, betrayal, and hatred." , the source of war. Whether it is the Demon Kingdom, Yu Xiaoyue, Yu Gaochang, Queen Jingjue, King Hunxie, Prince Gumo, they are all my former customers, and now they have all come to an end. If you want If you want an answer, come to the bottom of the snake cave, and I will tell you the truth behind everything."

Xu Mingdao, "How can I believe that what you said is true? You must show me a little sincerity first, for example, dispel the illusion here."

Vicissitudes of mind appeared, "Okay, release the illusion!"

The moment the illusion was lifted, everyone on the stone beam woke up. Everyone was tired and lay there looking at Nuo Da’s snake hole, all at a loss. Pan Zi also woke up, and Pan Zi looked burned. Most of the Kunlun Shenmu, looking at the purple konjac corpse that was struggling like a bug with only one finger left, and thinking of his stomach being so stuffed to death, Pan Zi lay on the ground and couldn't help retching...

Xu Ming turned his mind and fled towards the earth.

One breath is [-] meters, Xu Ming held back almost thirteen breaths, and finally reached the bottom of the snake cave, a terrifying snake nest that can be called an underground labyrinth.

At the entrance of the snake nest, Xu Ming appeared. The entrance of the snake nest was a huge stone snake. The snake was a terrifying height of thirty feet. The snake's body is complete, but its eyes are empty, and its eyes have been gouged out.

Xu Ming looked at the huge stone statue of the snake god, "You are calling me?"

The snake god looked down at Xu Ming and sent out a divine thought, "I am very pleased to see the corpse king of the generals of the same generation. Although your blood is not inherited like this seat, but you are descended from the ancestors, and you can be regarded as the top of the generals. The corpse king."

Xu Mingdao, "Can you tell me, behind all this, what are you planning?"

The snake god looked down at Xu Ming, "Behind all this, there are two words, greed!"

"My physical body has long been decayed, only the powerful spiritual sense has always existed. Some human beings have encountered my divine sense by chance, and they want to take my powerful spiritual sense as their own. First, the Zaklama tribe, Then it was the Demon Kingdom, and then the Queen Jingjue, the Zagrama tribe took my inner alchemy, the Demon Kingdom took my left eye, and the Hunxie King took my right eye..."

Xu Ming said, "Where's Yu Xiaoyue?"

The Snake God said, "The Moon God didn't take my things. The Moon God just begged me to separate her soul. She just wants to be an ordinary human being."

Xu Mingdao, "Have you ever fought against Hanba?"

The snake god shook his head, "No, a top immortal like Hanba can knock my soul out of me in one breath, how could I fight Hanba, but I came here, I did follow in Hanba's footsteps, I used to think There should have been a Hanba here, at least there should have been a top-level immortal like Hanba, but I have been here for many years, and there is no Hanba, but a general came. I have been pursuing the footsteps of the top immortal all my life , I longed to be a part of them, but at the end of the day there was no answer."

Xu Mingdao, "Then you haven't thought about doing it yourself? You are also an immortal! You can consider taking away a body and doing it alone!"

"You don't understand the snake god at all!" The snake god said, "My origin is the mirage dragon, one of the nine sons of the real dragon. My ancestor is the mirage dragon. The mirage dragon does not have its own real body. The existence of creatures, the more complex the primordial spirit, the deeper the obsession, the stronger the mirage dragon can be, we can only be vassals for the rest of our lives, and our goal is to pursue a top-level immortal and follow him to the ultimate."

Xu Mingdao, "Mirage Dragon? What is your ability?"

"Make a wish!" said the snake god, "I can make my obsession come true! As long as someone makes a wish to me, when his obsession is strong enough, I can turn this obsession into reality. This is a transition from illusion to reality. , Excessive time will gradually dissipate as the obsession disappears."

Xu Ming heard this effect, and the whole zombie got excited, what the fuck, make a wish?Isn't this the power of the dragon in Dragon Ball?As long as you make a wish, your dreams will come true, so I just make a wish, and I will become the top ten zombie king!
The snake god seems to have seen Xu Ming's thoughts, "The power of obsession must match the grade of the wish. The wish made by the tenth-level zombie king is a delusion. It's like the moon god made a wish to make the big man prosperous again. Her Obsession is not enough to make her wish come true, this is delusion, please distinguish between wishing and delusion, make a wish scientifically."

Hearing this, Xu Ming couldn't help but said, "You, are you reading my memory? How do you know the word science?"

The huge body of the snake god exudes brilliance, "You have been here for so long, how can I not understand with a little science? I am just answering your question with your way of thinking. Making a wish is a very complicated process. Making a wish requires Consumes a lot of things, such as the obsession with the seven emotions and six desires, the longevity of the living, and the items for sacrifices. In order to make a wish for immortality, the first generation of Jingjue queen sacrificed the entire ancient city of Jingjue and destroyed several countries in Loulan as sacrifice chips. In order to make a wish to be invincible in the world, King Hunxie did not hesitate to sacrifice the longevity of the Tianjin people and the fate of the Huns! There is no wish in this world for no reason, and any wish fulfilled, and the wish must be obeyed. in principle."

Xu Ming couldn't understand the so-called principle of conservation of resentment, but Xu Ming knew that this snake was too skinny!
If this guy dresses up, he's like a dragon in Dragon Ball!

And this thing doesn't have to be as troublesome as Shenlong to collect the Dragon Balls to summon, just need to put it in your hand, it is my imperial dragon!Make a wish however you want.

Xu Ming thought about this, and paced, "I probably understand what you mean now, and you, a tool snake, originally wanted to find Hanba as its master, but ran here, but couldn't find Hanba, and was greedy for its power. Take advantage, although it is said that these guys commit crimes because people are evil, but you are the source of evil, how about you go out with me, accumulate virtue and do good, and repay the karma?"

The snake god looked down at Xu Ming, "I am not guilty, everything is unpredictable! As for doing good deeds, I have done nothing wrong, so naturally I don't need to apologize! But I don't object to the proposal to go out with you, after all you It can be regarded as the Zombie King who is not much different from Hanba. My ultimate goal is to follow a top-level immortal. It’s not a tree, the Moon God brought me the Kunlun Shenmu so that I could rely on it, and in the end I became a corpse-flavored konjac, and now the Shenmu has been burned.”

Xu Ming raised his hand and took out a potted plant from his cuff, it was a mini potted Hydra cypress, "This potted plant of mine is a sacred tree, and it is a living one. Over here!"

Zombie said, "This tree is very suitable for my taste, but it is a bit small."

Xu Ming shattered the flowerpot violently, "This time, let's see if it's big!"

The flower pot was broken, and the hydra cypress in the flower pot began to grow crazily. In just five breaths, the hydra cypress branched up, and the terrifying body that was more than ten stories high was waving at the bottom of the snake cave. , it is rare to come out to breathe, very excited.

"This tree is very good!"

"very strong!"

"I feel the breath of the same kind!"

"Trees fit for snakes."

"I agree with your proposal. Starting today, I will cling to this tree, and our vassal relationship will officially begin."

The stone statue of the snake god released a dazzling light, and sooner, Xu Ming saw a huge snake cruising out of the stone statue. It was a monster like a dragon and a python, and it roared into the body of the Hydra, Hydra's fragile mind was instantly devoured under the attack of Mirage Dragon and Snake God. The snake god occupied Hydra, and Hydra no longer trembled, it became gentle.

And Xu Ming's consciousness heard a system prompt.

"Congratulations to the host, Mirage Dragon Snake God took the initiative to sign a permanent vassal contract with you."

"Congratulations to the host, happy mention Mirage Dragon Snake God X1!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a golden quality mysterious gift package X1!"

"Congratulations to the host for incorporating Zombie X1 and getting X10000 points!"

Xu Ming looked at a row of prompts, and was ecstatic in his heart, [-] points, Ge Laozi, another flower from the other side is here!

At this moment, the snake god sent a divine thought, "My lord, find a flower pot and take me out of here quickly, this place is going to collapse!"

It was only then that Xu Ming felt that the interior of Nuo Da's snake cave was rumbling, and the statue of the snake god without the mirage dragon began to crack and shatter crazily.

Xu Ming hurriedly exchanged for a one-time flower pot with [-] points, "Take it!"

The Hydra cypress possessed by the snake god turned into a small potted plant. Xu Ming took the potted plant with him, and the earth fled outwards, whizzing away.

(End of this chapter)