Douluo's Fate Modification System
Chapter 349 This nobleman surnamed Zhou is so stupid, he was discovered after learning how to crow
Chapter 349 This nobleman surnamed Zhou is so stupid, he was discovered after learning how to crow
Dennis, he is a minor noble living in the Heaven Dou Imperial City.
His ancestors used to be soul masters, and followed the ancestors of the Xue family to participate in the establishment of the Heaven Dou Empire.
It's just that his military achievements are not outstanding, so he only got the title of a hereditary earl.
Moreover, it is still the kind that only has titles but no fiefdoms.
An earl with an empty title like this is not even comparable to a viscount with real power who has a fief.
Hundreds of years ago, his family was brave and good at fighting for the country and the people.
I don't know when, the family tradition has gradually deteriorated.
Passed down to his generation, although he still has the title of nobility, he has long since lost his former strength of character.
To say that he is a rice bug is flattering.
It was a waste of air alive, a waste of land when dead, and a waste of gold soul coins half dead.
What obligations, responsibilities, honors need to be assumed.
To Dennis it was bullshit.
Only the golden soul coins and enjoyment issued by the country every month are what he, a little nobleman who eats and waits to die every day, should do.
Get up every morning to eat steamed buns and stewed meat brought by the servants, and then drink a bowl of porridge.
In the morning, accompanied by servants, I went out to stroll the streets.
Go home at noon and eat elegant fried steak.
Sprinkle some salt and eat a steamed bun, life is so beautiful.
After eating and taking a nap, go to Yuexuan to enjoy the dance and listen to elegant music in the afternoon.
In the evening, eat some rice bought from other places, and then ask the cook who came back from Wuhun City to cook some side dishes and drink a few sips of wine.
Do some favorite things with your wife before going to bed.
Life is so beautiful.
As for training?
Fix your ass.
In the ten years since he became the earl, he has lived like this every day.
To this day, his boring but elegant life finally has some waves.
While eating breakfast, the servant under his hand handed him a stack of printed paper.
The servant told him it was a newspaper.
Dennis took it with great interest.
The words on it are small, but very neat.
It's just that the paper material called newspaper is really rubbish, and it is not as exquisite as the parchment made of lambskin that he uses every day.
Although the rough touch made Dennis a little disgusted, the content in the newspaper quickly attracted his attention.
[Wuhundian Shengzi single-handedly wins the championship of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Competition]
Recently, in the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Competition held in Wuhun City, the captain of Wuhun senior students, the holy son of Wuhun Temple, Xia Ling, defeated the emperor of Tiandou Royal Academy with a 14-year-old 63-level cultivation. Fighting team, won the championship.
The following is a restoration of the final process.
Unknowingly, Dennis was so fascinated.
For the whole morning, without even leaving the house, he read the newspaper several times over and over again.
The fascinating words seemed to bring him back to the exciting soul fighting arena.
He seemed to have also transformed into the holy son of the Wuhun Temple, personally killing the Quartet in the arena.
When he saw the life section, the mouth-watering non-staple food described in the newspaper hooked up all the gluttons in his stomach.
Coupled with the carefully drawn map, it is simply addictive.
He quickly called the cook and ordered the cook to restore him according to the above method.
Just when he was looking forward to eating white and tender tofu in a few days, one of the short stories in the entertainment section made him feel something weird.
The story is roughly written like this.
A nobleman surnamed Zhou who owns a territory, in order to let his servants get up early to work, every day before dawn, he crows like a rooster in the yard and wakes up all the servants.
If it was in Huaxia of Blue Star, anyone could recognize it. This is the famous "Midnight Chicken Crowing".
The story of Zhou Papi.
This story is a typical exploiting class bullying and oppressing the working people.
This reflects the greed and stinginess of the exploiting class's human nature, and at the same time vividly depicts a kind of class contradiction.
However, Xia Ling slightly modified some plots to make this story more in line with Douluo's characteristics.
From Dennis' point of view, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhou Papi.
On the contrary, does he feel that this matter has been misplaced?
Shouldn't this be in the news section?
The rooster crows in the middle of the night, which is really a good idea.
Maybe he should learn a lesson too, and make his slaves do more work.
It's just that this nobleman surnamed Zhou is so stupid that he was still discovered.
It is true that there is no brain.
Smart Dennis would not make such a mistake.
Things that seemed natural to him were different in the eyes of others.
After reading this story, many servants working for nobles think of themselves first.
It's just that because I have to support the whole family, I dare not speak out.
People in the village and ordinary people in the city, after reading it, think that it is not a good thing for nobles to be true.
To be able to come up with such a vicious method to force his subordinates to work is simply a devil.
As a result, everyone gathered together to scold the nobles for their badness.
This story has sparked a great deal of discussion and dissemination.
Everyone has their own different views.
Soon, the new product of the newspaper was sent to the hands of the two emperors by the officials.
It is different from the aristocrats with wine bags and rice bags.
Even Xue Ye, who has no ambitions, can tell that this little story mixed with many words seems to be alluding to something.
The White Tiger Emperor, who was always holding back his energy and wanted to unify the mainland, became even more furious after seeing it, and smashed several vases on the spot.
But what can they do?
There is absolutely no way.
People's names, places, and events are fake at first glance.
The producer is still Wuhundian.
Could he go to Wuhundian for trouble because of a illusory little story?
Obviously impossible.
Do you think there is no backstage small business behind it?
Just find any reason and you can kill him casually.
The people of Wuhundian sell it directly at the gate of their own hall, how can the emperor control it and prevent it from spreading?
Who dares to seal down the Wuhun Palace?
Do not die!
Although this is false, it is worth a lot of money.
If there are too many fakes, it will naturally become true.
The two emperors knew that this was tarnishing the image of the nobility, but they could do nothing about it.
The ruling classes of the two great empires, Star Luo and Tian Dou, held an emergency meeting at the same time.
The target is this new newspaper.
But any minister with a little ability can see the evil intentions of this little story.
The rulers of the two empires were angry in different ways.
But just getting angry can't solve the problem, and they want to contain it while they are angry.
contain?
How to contain it?
It cannot be stopped.
How about we start a newspaper together?
Soon, many problems in producing newspapers were like a mountain pressing on the heads of the top leaders of the two empires.
Don't say that the grass ink used for printing is the unique formula of Wuhundian.
Not to mention the assembly line printing factory, the crystallization of soul guidance and earth technology.
Just for the large amount of paper used for printing, the two empires could not afford it.
For a piece of parchment, from peeling the skin off the sheep and performing various operations to finally making it into paper, it takes more than half a month alone.
This is still urgent.
Under normal circumstances, the production cycle of a piece of parchment is about one month.
There can only be one out of a sheep!
Sometimes out of a thousand sheep, not even half of the sheepskin can be used to make parchment.
There are not so many sheep in the two empires!
鈤!
This also imitates a hammer!
(End of this chapter)
Dennis, he is a minor noble living in the Heaven Dou Imperial City.
His ancestors used to be soul masters, and followed the ancestors of the Xue family to participate in the establishment of the Heaven Dou Empire.
It's just that his military achievements are not outstanding, so he only got the title of a hereditary earl.
Moreover, it is still the kind that only has titles but no fiefdoms.
An earl with an empty title like this is not even comparable to a viscount with real power who has a fief.
Hundreds of years ago, his family was brave and good at fighting for the country and the people.
I don't know when, the family tradition has gradually deteriorated.
Passed down to his generation, although he still has the title of nobility, he has long since lost his former strength of character.
To say that he is a rice bug is flattering.
It was a waste of air alive, a waste of land when dead, and a waste of gold soul coins half dead.
What obligations, responsibilities, honors need to be assumed.
To Dennis it was bullshit.
Only the golden soul coins and enjoyment issued by the country every month are what he, a little nobleman who eats and waits to die every day, should do.
Get up every morning to eat steamed buns and stewed meat brought by the servants, and then drink a bowl of porridge.
In the morning, accompanied by servants, I went out to stroll the streets.
Go home at noon and eat elegant fried steak.
Sprinkle some salt and eat a steamed bun, life is so beautiful.
After eating and taking a nap, go to Yuexuan to enjoy the dance and listen to elegant music in the afternoon.
In the evening, eat some rice bought from other places, and then ask the cook who came back from Wuhun City to cook some side dishes and drink a few sips of wine.
Do some favorite things with your wife before going to bed.
Life is so beautiful.
As for training?
Fix your ass.
In the ten years since he became the earl, he has lived like this every day.
To this day, his boring but elegant life finally has some waves.
While eating breakfast, the servant under his hand handed him a stack of printed paper.
The servant told him it was a newspaper.
Dennis took it with great interest.
The words on it are small, but very neat.
It's just that the paper material called newspaper is really rubbish, and it is not as exquisite as the parchment made of lambskin that he uses every day.
Although the rough touch made Dennis a little disgusted, the content in the newspaper quickly attracted his attention.
[Wuhundian Shengzi single-handedly wins the championship of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Competition]
Recently, in the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Competition held in Wuhun City, the captain of Wuhun senior students, the holy son of Wuhun Temple, Xia Ling, defeated the emperor of Tiandou Royal Academy with a 14-year-old 63-level cultivation. Fighting team, won the championship.
The following is a restoration of the final process.
Unknowingly, Dennis was so fascinated.
For the whole morning, without even leaving the house, he read the newspaper several times over and over again.
The fascinating words seemed to bring him back to the exciting soul fighting arena.
He seemed to have also transformed into the holy son of the Wuhun Temple, personally killing the Quartet in the arena.
When he saw the life section, the mouth-watering non-staple food described in the newspaper hooked up all the gluttons in his stomach.
Coupled with the carefully drawn map, it is simply addictive.
He quickly called the cook and ordered the cook to restore him according to the above method.
Just when he was looking forward to eating white and tender tofu in a few days, one of the short stories in the entertainment section made him feel something weird.
The story is roughly written like this.
A nobleman surnamed Zhou who owns a territory, in order to let his servants get up early to work, every day before dawn, he crows like a rooster in the yard and wakes up all the servants.
If it was in Huaxia of Blue Star, anyone could recognize it. This is the famous "Midnight Chicken Crowing".
The story of Zhou Papi.
This story is a typical exploiting class bullying and oppressing the working people.
This reflects the greed and stinginess of the exploiting class's human nature, and at the same time vividly depicts a kind of class contradiction.
However, Xia Ling slightly modified some plots to make this story more in line with Douluo's characteristics.
From Dennis' point of view, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhou Papi.
On the contrary, does he feel that this matter has been misplaced?
Shouldn't this be in the news section?
The rooster crows in the middle of the night, which is really a good idea.
Maybe he should learn a lesson too, and make his slaves do more work.
It's just that this nobleman surnamed Zhou is so stupid that he was still discovered.
It is true that there is no brain.
Smart Dennis would not make such a mistake.
Things that seemed natural to him were different in the eyes of others.
After reading this story, many servants working for nobles think of themselves first.
It's just that because I have to support the whole family, I dare not speak out.
People in the village and ordinary people in the city, after reading it, think that it is not a good thing for nobles to be true.
To be able to come up with such a vicious method to force his subordinates to work is simply a devil.
As a result, everyone gathered together to scold the nobles for their badness.
This story has sparked a great deal of discussion and dissemination.
Everyone has their own different views.
Soon, the new product of the newspaper was sent to the hands of the two emperors by the officials.
It is different from the aristocrats with wine bags and rice bags.
Even Xue Ye, who has no ambitions, can tell that this little story mixed with many words seems to be alluding to something.
The White Tiger Emperor, who was always holding back his energy and wanted to unify the mainland, became even more furious after seeing it, and smashed several vases on the spot.
But what can they do?
There is absolutely no way.
People's names, places, and events are fake at first glance.
The producer is still Wuhundian.
Could he go to Wuhundian for trouble because of a illusory little story?
Obviously impossible.
Do you think there is no backstage small business behind it?
Just find any reason and you can kill him casually.
The people of Wuhundian sell it directly at the gate of their own hall, how can the emperor control it and prevent it from spreading?
Who dares to seal down the Wuhun Palace?
Do not die!
Although this is false, it is worth a lot of money.
If there are too many fakes, it will naturally become true.
The two emperors knew that this was tarnishing the image of the nobility, but they could do nothing about it.
The ruling classes of the two great empires, Star Luo and Tian Dou, held an emergency meeting at the same time.
The target is this new newspaper.
But any minister with a little ability can see the evil intentions of this little story.
The rulers of the two empires were angry in different ways.
But just getting angry can't solve the problem, and they want to contain it while they are angry.
contain?
How to contain it?
It cannot be stopped.
How about we start a newspaper together?
Soon, many problems in producing newspapers were like a mountain pressing on the heads of the top leaders of the two empires.
Don't say that the grass ink used for printing is the unique formula of Wuhundian.
Not to mention the assembly line printing factory, the crystallization of soul guidance and earth technology.
Just for the large amount of paper used for printing, the two empires could not afford it.
For a piece of parchment, from peeling the skin off the sheep and performing various operations to finally making it into paper, it takes more than half a month alone.
This is still urgent.
Under normal circumstances, the production cycle of a piece of parchment is about one month.
There can only be one out of a sheep!
Sometimes out of a thousand sheep, not even half of the sheepskin can be used to make parchment.
There are not so many sheep in the two empires!
鈤!
This also imitates a hammer!
(End of this chapter)
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