Open Traveler: Culture Invasion Parallel Blue Star

Chapter 144 Dragon Country New Year, Earth Star Spring Festival Gala!
The matter of Zhou Yuan and Fang Xin, how it went, has come to an end with Lin Xuan.

On New Year's Eve, Lin Xuan got up in the morning and dealt with several entertainment-related matters in a row.

First of all, "Journey to the West" has been sold for a full month, and with a monthly sales volume of 300 million sets, it has further improved its own record.

At the same time, "Journey to the West" was ordered 130 million times on the online single website, with an average order of 68, breaking the world electronic subscription sales record.

Then "Journey to the West" starts during the Spring Festival, and it will be broadcast on CTV8 from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] every night.

At the same time, "Balala Little Demon Fairy" will be broadcast on CTV06 Children's Program from 30:1 pm to [-]:[-] pm every day starting from the Spring Festival.

After Lin Xuan signed various documents, he also deliberately sent out a scarf:
""Journey to the West" is broadcast on CTV8 at 1 o'clock every night, and "Ba La La Little Demon Fairy" is broadcast on CTV[-] Children's Program at [-] o'clock every day. Both works have been around for some years, and the high-definition remake is broadcast. I like it Friends are welcome to watch."

This Weibo immediately exploded.

[Finally there is Journey to the West that I can understand!I bought a Journey to the West novel before and couldn’t read it at all...]

【It's coming, it's finally here!My Monkey King! 】

[The story of Journey to the West is too dark and dirty, I guess the TV version will be largely adapted? 】

[By the way, are you ready for the "Earth and Star Spring Festival Gala" starting at [-]:[-] noon? 】

In the Earth Star Spring Festival Gala, Lin Xuan's suggestion was broadcast on the first day of the new year after Blue Star's Longguo Spring Festival Gala ended.

But Father Yang insisted that it be played on the afternoon of New Year's Eve.

Lin Xuan persuaded him for a long time.

You must know that what Lin Xuan wants to broadcast is not all the programs of a certain Spring Festival Gala, but the selected ones.

Maybe after watching the selection in the afternoon, the Blue Star Spring Festival Gala in the evening will be scolded.

After all, the local Spring Festival Gala of Earth and Star is scolded every year in the later stage.

The standard of the 20-year program at the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala is not at the same level at all.

But Father Yang tried his best to demand it, but Lin Xuan couldn't help it.

This is the first time that Lin Xuan has a program broadcast on Dad Yang's TV station.

However, Lin Xuan didn't make much preparations, but was going to show the show directly, interspersed between himself and An Luyao, Chen Guangxiao, Muxue Zhuoma.

Once you have written your own lines, a few people can just follow along.

In terms of the content of the program, this year’s Spring Festival Gala is certain, but in terms of the format of the program, there will be no bells and whistles, so as not to completely overwhelm the limelight of the Blue Star Dragon Country Spring Festival Gala.

In addition to these things, is the most important thing today.

The copy of the Earth Star movie to be released during the Spring Festival has already been made.

It will be sent to major cities across the country today, and it will be screened from the first day of the Lunar New Year.

There is absolutely no promotion for this movie.

The big stars that appeared in those movies are also unknown in this world.

Lin Xuan wanted to see how much trouble the Earth Star Movie could create after losing all its aura.

The movie Lin Xuan chose this time is "Detective Chinatown"!
As a Lunar New Year film, the first choice is comedy.

The two people Lin Xuan considered first were Master Xing and Baobao Wang.

After thinking about it carefully, Lin Xuan felt that Master Xing's movie was relatively early after all, and although the reset version was very clear, it seemed a little inconsistent.

When the market matures, Master Xing's movies will be broadcast slowly.

In addition, Lin Xuan also considered Cheng Dage's movie, but after careful consideration, Lin Xuan decided to press it first.

After the American side is settled, release the Kung Fu movies shot by Big Brother Cheng in Hollywood to gather popularity for Kung Fu movies.

In the end, Baby Wang was confirmed.

Wang Baobao's movies, "囧 Series", "Tang Detective Series" and "A World Without Thieves" are all standard New Year's films. After choosing and choosing, I finally chose "Tang Detective".

"Detective Chinatown" has Chinatown elements that this planet does not have.

There are also detective elements that don't exist on this planet.

It's not that Blue Star doesn't have detective novels, but that Blue Star doesn't have the shadow of such detective novels.

Original reasoning is already very well developed in Earth Star, but in Blue Star, they prefer to take a slanted approach, which is similar to "Tang Detective II".

The script of "Detective Chinatown" can be said to be very classic. In the world, there are not many detective movies with such a high box office.

Of course, after developing a series, it is inevitable that the quality will decline and the bells and whistles will increase.

Therefore, the final selected film is "Detective Chinatown 1"!
Within the Dixing Holding Group, everything related to Dixing is regarded as the company's core secrets, and all of them need to be handed over by Lin Xuan, and then verified by Zhuoyue himself before they can be released, so Lin Xuan has been busy all morning.

At noon, after eating the meal made by Chen Guangxiao, several people went to the main hall on the basement floor of the villa next door.

Father Yang's photography team had already gathered in the living room.

In the camera, there are only four people in the living room, Lin Xuan in formal attire.

More than 100 people outside the camera are active in the living room.

Fortunately, there was a vacant villa next door, which was used as a shooting location.

If in her own villa, Mu Xue could vomit blood when she went back to clean up, she was still studying drama nervously recently.

The director stood behind and kept comparing the time.

When the time is up, the live broadcast has begun.

There is also a TV in the living room, and "Harvesting Joy·56 National Dances" is playing on the TV.

Young men and women of all nationalities dressed up danced on the stage.

It's just a bustling scene.

A viewer sat at home and exclaimed after seeing it: "These clothes are so beautiful!"

After finishing speaking, I want to post a barrage.

Then I remembered that today was a live TV broadcast, so I opened the Q group.

As a result, many people chatted again in the Q group.

"Come on, let's start!"

"Hahaha, these clothes are so beautiful, some are similar to our Blue Star's national costumes, but not exactly the same."

"Damn, is that girl wearing silver jewelry? It's all over the neck, head, wrist, waist, chest, how heavy it is!"

"Ouch, this blue and white print is very stylish!"

Everyone likes to look fresh.

Singing and dancing is the program that attracts the least attention, because it is basically impossible for this program to be fresh.

Unless there is a program of the level of "Avalokitesvara".

The opening of the big song and dance, generally no one pays attention to it on Earth and Stars.

Everyone has long been used to it.

But the Blue Star people were very excited when they saw those beautiful costumes they had never seen before.

Because there was no sound at the scene, the director was overwhelmed with excitement: "The ratings have actually broken [-]!!"

Lin Xuan was a little surprised.

The ratings of the previous Spring Festival Gala were high, that is, the combined ratings of all channels are in the [-]s and [-]s.

CTV1 alone, the ratings can reach twelve?

There are 6000 million TV users in the country, let alone [-] million people who turn on the TV now, and the ratings are [-], which is [-] million.

And it's not completely counted, because almost only CTV1 and CTV8 are broadcast in rural areas, so the ratings of [-] cities are not counted at all.

The audience rating broke [-], the real audience rating should be more than [-]!
It seems that in the past few days, publicity has been concentrated everywhere. The subway, bus, and building advertisements in major cities have been publicized, and the TV station's publicity has attracted a large number of viewers for this attempt.

Before the end of the show, the director was counting down, reminding several people to get ready.

On the sofa, the four of them laughed. The first time the camera cut, Lin Xuan, a professional host, saw the opening: "Dear audience friends."

The other three also followed the teleprompter: "Everyone, Happy New Year!"

Lin Xuan: "In the past year, I have brought you a lot of news about another Dragon Kingdom. During the New Year, of course, I will also share with you the programs of Earth Star Dragon Kingdom."

"Is there anything you want to see?"

Chen Guangxiao: "Martial arts, martial arts, I want to watch Earth Star's martial arts program."

Lin Xuan: "It must be arranged."

An Luyao: "I want to listen to the songs of Earth Star Dragon Kingdom."

"It has to be." Lin Xuan nodded.

Muxue Zhuoma: "I want to watch the comedy show of Earth Star Dragon Kingdom."

"That's a must!" Lin Xuan: "Next, I will bring you the 08 Spring Festival Gala singing show "Longguo Dialect" of Dixing Longguo."

On the stage, three sisters with a little non-mainstream hairstyle appeared.

After all, it's 08.

"The shoulder pole is wide, the bench is long
The pole wants to be tied to the bench
The pole is wide and the bench is long

The pole wants to be tied to the bench"

The opening is a jingle from Earth Star Dragon Kingdom.

This style should be a rap style, but it uses a more familiar jingle as the opening.

Playing it on Bluestar does not make everyone more familiar, but gives everyone a more novel feeling.

"Marilyn in England bought a cheongsam for her mother

Moxico's Fowski Falls in Love with Beef Gnocchi
skin of all colors, hair of all colors

What I read and speak in my mouth began to become popular in Long Guo dialect.”

This rap can be said to reflect the meaning of what Lin Xuan is doing now.

Not only is it promoting Earth Star Dragon Nation to Blue Star Dragon Nation, but it is also helping the culture of Blue Star Dragon Nation to blossom across Blue Star.

"The whole world is learning Long Mandarin
The words of Confucius are becoming more and more international
The whole world is speaking Long Guo dialect

Let the world listen carefully to what we say..."

Many people who watched the show were discussing enthusiastically.

"It's a nice song."

"Haha, I didn't expect that, not only the whole world can speak Longguo dialect, but people in another world can also speak Longguo dialect."

"The parallel world is really a strange and special existence. It develops in parallel, and there are so many similarities."

"Damn! If it's not similar, why call it a parallel world? It's over if you call it another universe."

At the end of the song, the camera turned back to Lin Xuan, and Lin Xuan said, "Da An, are you satisfied with this song?"

An Luyao was very excited: "Is there any more?"

The lines were written in advance, but An Luyao was really excited because she had never heard this song before.

The songs of the three sisters have a characteristic, that is, they sound fashionable, but they are easy to learn.

Many singers' songs can't be learned by others, and listening to them is like listening to them for nothing.

An Luyao felt that this song was suitable for singing in the KTV practice room.

Lin Xuan snapped his fingers: "Of course, but let's meet other people's requirements first, okay?"

"Martial arts martial arts!"

"Come Comedy!"

Chen Guangxiao and Mu Xue Zhuoma are top bulls.

Lin Xuan hastily pulled the two away: "Both of them are there!"

"Then, let's watch a piece from the 90-year sketch of Earth Star, a classic that is older than me."

"Protagonist and supporting role!"

When the comedy master Chen Lao and Lao Mao with thick eyebrows and big eyes appeared, the audience was already laughing.

There is no way, the comedian Mr. Chen looks like this, because God wants him to eat this bowl of rice.

Two people were arguing on stage about who would dress up as a soldier and who would dress up as a traitor. The short dialogue made the audience understand.

This is a play within a play.

The two are filming a scene.

"This time I rebelled again? Hahaha, I am so funny, this man speaks so funny, I want to laugh at such a sentence."

"It's okay to help you rebel once, hahahaha!"

Chen Lao's comedy is different from Uncle Benshan's. Chen Lao's comedy is a hardcore comedy stalk.

Uncle Benshan especially likes homophonic stalks.

As the saying goes, the homophonic stalk deducts money.

When it is played among people who have never watched the two styles of programs, Chen Lao's program is the first, the effect should not be too good!

Next, Mr. Chen started the most famous show in the history of television.

No matter what Lao Mao asked, if he asked Chen to back off, told Chen not to speak, or even asked Chen to turn his back, Chen would always grab the camera.

Coupled with Lao Mao's angry and bored face, the effect was super explosive.

On all social software on the entire network, a large number of groups are discussing this.

As a result, many people who haven't watched it can't help but turn on the TV.

Then it's more classic.

"Captain—don't shoot! Hehe, it's me! Hey~~~It's me!"

Mr. Chen winked at the camera while speaking his lines, whoever saw it enjoyed himself.

After some tugging, Mr. Chen persuaded Mr. Mao to switch roles.

The two changed their clothes, Mr. Chen stopped acting as a traitor and a soldier.

Lao Mao put the traitor's clothes on Zhou Zhou Zhengzheng.

"Look at me, he's an underground worker in this kind of clothes! Look at this one again. He's a spy who broke into our army!"

Next, Lao Mao began to perform like a god.

Old Chen: "You brought the devil here?"

Lao Mao said righteously: "Captain, the devil asked me to tell you something..."

In stark contrast to Chen Lao's previous "Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message", the effect exploded.

"Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, this is too funny!"

"Oh my god, is Dixing's skits so high?"

"This show is even more funny than the skits in our Spring Festival Gala in recent years!"

"What do we call the sketches of our Spring Festival Gala in recent years? What do we call the sketches of Earth and Stars?"

There are still many people who haven't followed the program "I Am a Time Traveler" and don't know these things.

There was another discussion in the group.

But the discussion didn't last long.

Because the hilarious laughter continued, the conversation in the group immediately changed again:
"I can't, I'm about to die from laughing, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it—you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also betrayed the revolution!"

"Hahaha, goddammit, you have taken all the benefits of the Taijun, hahahaha!"

When Lao Mao went down to ask what conditions Gui Zao gave, Chen Lao became more energetic.

His eyes were full of excitement, and he stood crookedly, looking like a puppet army: "I asked about it when I came here."

Mr. Chen revealed all the benefits of the ghost.

Lao Mao slapped the table: "Daydreaming! You traitor——"

The audience is happier.

Playing and playing, the two reversed in two levels!

Lao Mao was dressed in traitor clothes, with the posture of a captain, speaking righteously, with a righteous look on his face.

Mr. Chen was wearing the captain's clothes, but he looked like a wretched traitor, shrinking back and forth.

When the old Mao in the traitor's clothes said righteously: "I'll kill you", the whole plot reached its climax.

Numerous groups of netizens are applauding!
And in the original soundtrack of the TV show, the Earth Star audience also applauded.

Finally, Mr. Chen came to his senses: "Isn't it right? I'm the protagonist?"

The show is over.

A skit of 7 minutes long, it is impossible for a skit of this scale to appear in the current Spring Festival Gala.

One is that it cannot be so densely packed with laughter.

The second is that it is impossible to write such a complicated and classic script.

Thirdly, there is no drama that has the acting skills to support it for such a long time.

For example, in the show, Lao Mao accidentally broke the belt of the holster, and secretly knotted the belt of the holster while speaking his lines.

As a result, after Mr. Chen changed his clothes and brought a gun, he looked even more ridiculous.

The source of this magical touch is the control of the show and the performance by two super powerful actors.

In case one of Lao Mao or Chen Laozhong panics, the whole show will be a catastrophic accident scene.

But in the end, the show turned out to be even better.

In the past, this skit made countless people in the Star Dragon Kingdom smile and regarded it as a classic.

Now, when he came to Blue Star, this skit still amazed countless people.

"It's too funny. My face is so sour from laughing. If the show lasts another 5 minutes, I'm afraid I'll die laughing."

"These two should be the comedy masters of Earth Star."

That’s okay to say, in those days, without a doubt.

A lot of discussions have attracted more people's attention.

Many people finally took the New Year holiday and were playing games or watching videos. They kept seeing all kinds of news in the group and couldn't help but watch them.

This bombshell show directly raised the ratings from 21 to [-]!

You know, these nine percentage points represent 7000 million people nationwide!

Because people who watched TV did not turn off the TV before, but so many new people turned on the TV to watch it, the base of the percentage has increased again.

The gold content of this ratings has also increased smoothly.

The director gave a prompt excitedly, and then prompted Lin Xuan to speak.

There is also a TV in the living room. When the show ended, Mu Xue Zhuoma and An Luyao's smiles trembled wildly.

Chen Guangxiao couldn't stop laughing either.

As a soldier...a retired soldier, Chen Guangxiao can understand the jokes better.

The most important thing for a soldier is not the clothes, but the spirit!
The joke formed by this contrast keeps making the audience laugh repeatedly in the sketch, and even the audience doesn't know how they are being laughed at.

Lin Xuan didn't remind them to pay attention to their image, but greeted the camera in this state.

"The three of you couldn't stop laughing!"

"Interview with the person next to me, Chen Guangxiao."

"Old Chen, is this show funny?"

Chen Guangxiao couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear while laughing, and said stubbornly: "It's okay, it's okay, what can be seen in a program, is there any more?"

Lin Xuan smiled slightly: "Hehe, Ji Jiangfa wants to watch more shows, okay, I'll just eat this one, the next one, the hilarious laughter will continue."

"Let's go ten years later."

"Take a look at the skit "Selling Abductees" brought to us by three masters of comedy in the new era in 2001!"

　Happy New Year to you all!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)