i am beckham

Chapter 16 A tragedy caused by a bicycle

Beckham kicked dozens of free kicks in a row and was about to take a break when he saw two lumps of flesh running out of the locker room in the distance, and rushed over regardless of his fatigue.

Spiritual pleasure is more important!
After all, I haven’t seen performance art since I’ve grown up so much, so I have to keep my eyes open today!
The voice of the person running behind has been broken. Although the voice has been distorted, but judging from the degree of use of swear words, Beckham concluded that this person is the Great Dane Schmeichel.

This guy is very angry, who is that guy in front of him?
There are too many pranks in English professional teams. It is common for players to be tricked. Some of the more common tricks are seen by the media and they don’t bother to report them.

Thinking of his first game at Preston, Beckham couldn't help laughing.

The Preston team wore white uniforms in that game, but within half an hour of the game, the referee on duty stopped the game and walked towards him.

"Do you want to deal with the lower body?"

Beckham looked at his lower body at the time, but didn't see anything unusual.

There were no holes in the shorts, and no physical reaction, why on earth he asked himself.

As a result, the players of both teams laughed. Beckham had a question mark on his head, touched his back and found that his hand was full of red.

What the hell is going on?

According to this blood loss rate, I am afraid that he is not far from dying.

A few minutes later, the pale Beckham finally figured out what happened. He was tricked by Moyes, and his buttocks were bright red.

He will never forget that afternoon when the home fans called him Ms. David and the visiting fans called him Mr. Big Hemorrhoid
How embarrassing!
Thinking of this incident, Beckham's desire to eat melons gradually became stronger.

He took two quick steps, wanting to see what happened.

What he saw next shocked his three views. Bart flashed past him with his bare buttocks, and ran forward without looking back, with a towel on his shoulders.

Schmeichel chased after him, swearing and scratching him. He didn't even have a towel on him.

As the big brother of the team, Schmeichel is not a soft persimmon. It stands to reason that with Bart's character, he would not take the initiative to provoke him.

Even if he was bullied, Bart, a tough guy, wouldn't make things so miserable without anyone else fanning the flames.

Schmeichel's anger made him seem to be a little faster than Bart, and now he is running with his life.

One thing can be foreseen, if Schmeichel catches Butt now, it is very likely that he will not give up until he is exhausted.

Bart is also aware of this, so he also exploded with prehistoric power. The two of them started a life-and-death chase naked in the training base, which attracted other echelons and staff members to cheer and cheer.

Bart had already dropped the Great Dane, but in a panic, he chose the wrong route and ran into a dead end.

Fortunately, he pretended to be physically weak, suddenly lowered his center of gravity when Schmeichel thought he was about to catch him, ran away from the opposite direction, and fled directly to the parking lot.

Panting like a cow, Schmeichel stood guard at the door of the locker room, waiting for Bart to come back to seek death. The other party's clothes, wallet, and car keys were all in the locker room. Unless he ran home naked, he would always come back.

How did he know that when he ran out of the locker room, Gary Neville had already taken Bart's backpack to the parking lot.

In the head coach's office, Ferguson was chewing gum while listening to equipment manager Albert tell what happened. He felt that if he didn't let his mouth move, he would explode soon.

Seeing the two naked men chasing each other on the training ground, Ferguson trembled with anger. He felt insulted.

But he did not rush to make a decision, but called the staff present one by one to tell him what happened.

After Albert finished narrating what happened, Ferguson calmed down a little: "Have you figured out why Nicky did this?"

Hearing that it was just a prank, he calmed down a bit.

Albert said that he was not very clear, so Ferguson said in a calm tone: "I know.

Let Peter go home and tell him someone took the bag and car keys for Nicky. "

After Albert went out for a while, Brian Kidd said, "Boss, do you need me to suppress the news?"

It's not easy to keep the media from talking, but it's not impossible. As long as you promise the media present, you will take the initiative to break one or two big news in return for them, and you can basically get it done.

Ferguson shook his head: "Forget it, let these two idiots help the team share the attention of the media. By the way, go and find out why this happened."

Half an hour later, Beckham was in the restaurant listening to Gary Neville talk about the whole story with relish.

Bart rides his bike to training these days and parks his bike in the parking lot.

So Schmeichel put his bicycle on the roof of the carport for two consecutive days, exhausted after training, and Bart, who is only 1 meters tall, was angry.

Seeing his brother being bullied, Gary Neville decided to hit back at Schmeichel once again.

As the dog-headed strategist of the youth training camp, he suggested that Bart take a basin of hot water, pour it from behind the Great Dane, and then turn around and run away. This plan sounds feasible.

The temperature of the hot water in the locker room is not particularly high, it will only make Schmeichel scald.

Who knew that Bart had made a major mistake when implementing the plan. When he walked behind Schmeichel with a small basin and aimed at the opponent's back, the Dane noticed it and turned around quickly.

In desperation, Bart poured hot water on the other party's lower body.

Hearing this, Beckham's expression changed.

You can feel how much Schmeichel hurts just by listening to it, it's so cruel!
Poor Schmeichel howled and showered with cold water before chasing him out.

Beckham saw everything that happened next. He didn't expect that he almost missed such a big melon because he didn't pay attention for a few days.

These guys are really two-faced young people who have a lot of fun, and they poke a basket from time to time.

The next morning, Ferguson called them into the office without waiting for them to contact each other, and then started the "hair dryer".

He threatened to sell the two of them if they continued to make troubles and affect the unity of the team.

After the two came out of the office, there was no conflict, but they did not speak again.

This is just an episode at the beginning of the season.

The Manchester United team then focused on training, allowing various media to compile various versions of the two people chasing each other naked.

Ferguson could have stopped the development of the situation, but he did not do so. This is considered as a return to the board of directors. These old masters chose to sit on the sidelines and eat melons when the media attacked him. Now they should be embarrassed.

So he decided to let the board of directors eat more melons, preferably until diarrhea.

Few of the big bosses on the board of directors have the talent and skills to manage the club. They always miss the key points, let go of their big heads, and care about trivial things.

What they have in common is that they care about saving face. They talk about the club's honor all day long, but they are actually looking for trouble for nothing.

So Ferguson also gave them some color to see who is afraid of whom.

So in the afternoon, the club's board of directors called Ferguson for an emergency meeting.

In an emergency meeting, the board of directors first asked Ferguson for the process of selling several core players, and then accused him of "inaction" in the transfer market, calling it a negative performance.

Ferguson didn't dump these bosses at all, the two sides said some nasty words, and then Ferguson turned on the hair dryer again, and staged a good show of verbal confrontation.

The board's duel with Ferguson ended in failure again, but this time they were not prepared to let it go.

Ferguson's contract will expire next summer, so the club seized this point and once again warned Ferguson through the media that if he is not cautious in his words and deeds and manages the team well, the club will consider canceling the negotiation.

Ferguson, with a strong personality, was not prepared to give in at all. He asked the media to send a message to the club's board of directors: "I just want to tell them that we will talk about contract renewal after the end of the season."

(End of this chapter)