American drama of life

Chapter 38 Living in the most annoying way

new York.

The gate of Columbia University.

"Cousin Matthew?"

Phoebe greeted him.

"Cousin Phoebe?"

A festive and honest head sticks out of the car window.

"Cousin!"

After Phoebe was confirmed, she was overjoyed.

"Let's find a place to park first."

Luke reminds.

"I'll lead the way."

Chandler imitated the car boy at the entrance of the hotel, and pretended to guide Matthew.

When the car was parked and Matthew got out of the car, the cousin and brother really recognized each other.

"I'm sure he's your cousin now."

Chandler looked at Matthew's 193 and joked.

Phoebe is 177 and wearing high heels, which is almost the same height as him at 182 and Luke at 183, and can be called a human 'high' quality woman.

And Matthew's stature of 193 is considered tall among men. In addition, he is still a bit fleshy, and the sense of oppression is even stronger.

"As expected from Minnesota, the goalkeeper for the country needs big men like you. Canadians are horrified when they see you."

"That's not right!"

Matthew's face changed.

"Chandler!"

Phoebe is now most concerned about this relative who fell from the sky. Seeing that Chandler's unstoppable joke annoyed his cousin, he regretted it.

I had known that even if Ross claimed that he was busy with his Ph.D. defense, she would pull him over instead of looking for Chandler, a handsome young man from Columbia.

"That group of Canadians are afraid of the dark and can't get to our state in Minnesota. Where do we need our stature to deter them?"

Matthew's voice changed, hehe laughed.

In the world of American TV series, racial discrimination has gradually disappeared on the surface because of the distribution of privileges according to the trouble, and even began to be extremely distorted.

However, geographical discrimination is obvious, and it is an indispensable source of jokes.

As for discriminating against foreign countries, that is absolutely correct.

Matthew is from Minnesota, which borders Canada, which is the most discriminatory against the foreign country next door.

All kinds of jokes about Canada, most of them are made here, and then spread all over the rice.

"That's interesting."

Chandler also nodded again and again and laughed.

Seeing this, Phoebe also laughed.

Looking at this familiar face, Luke couldn't help but laugh.

Now, he's finally matching Matthew Erickson, who is from Minnesota, with future Marshmallow Justice Matthew Erickson in How I Met Your Mother.

Fate, it is so wonderful.

Everyone chatted and laughed. Under the leadership of Chandler, a Columbia University graduate, they helped Matthew go through the admission procedures and then came to their student dormitory.

One room for two, bunk beds.

Roommate hasn't come yet.

Matthew took the lower bunk and packed his things.

"Let's go, you're hungry too, I'll take you to eat something delicious."

As a cousin, Phoebe is very enthusiastic.

"Never mind."

Matthew declined, "I still have a sandwich to finish."

“What’s so good about sandwiches!”

Phoebe dragged Matthew out.

"I really don't need to, how about we meet again in the evening? Visit grandma by the way?"

Matthew still declined and did not want to go.

"Don't tell me it's that sandwich?"

Chandler suddenly understood and winked.

"hey-hey."

The big man Matthew rubbed his head and laughed, without denying it.

"You can do it."

Chandler was surprised: "It's not officially enrolled yet, where did you get it?"

"You forgot where I came from?"

Matthew laughed directly: "Next door is Jiama Da~"

"This joke is funny."

Chandler gave a thumbs up and laughed.

"what are you guys saying?"

Phoebe doesn't know why.

"Eldest sister, it seems that you are going to help your cousin take a good look at your cousin."

Luke understood, but without applause or smile, his expression became serious.

"what happened?"

Phoebe gets nervous.

"Matthew West Poison!"

Luke said solemnly: "His sandwich is not filled with vegetables, but with flying leaves!"

"oh, my god!"

Phoebe covered her mouth and looked at her cousin in disbelief: "Matthew, is this true?"

"this is nothing."

Matthew was embarrassed by his cousin and wanted to explain.

"correct."

Chandler didn't mind either: "Which college student hasn't eaten this sandwich, it's nothing."

"Have you and Rose ever eaten?"

Phoebe was surprised.

"of course."

Chandler nodded: "Ross was eating at home, his parents smelled it, and he was on me."

"I don't care about you!"

Phoebe cried, "But Matthew, you're not allowed to eat any more!"

"why?"

Matthew dissatisfied: "This is not a hard product, it will not be addictive."

"The medical representative also said that painkillers can be taken casually."

Luke sneered: "Do you believe this kind of nonsense too? Anything soft or hard, it's all bullshit!

You only heard that soft food is not addictive, but you don’t know how high the percentage of people who have eaten soft food and then hit hard food and then completely fall into depravity.

Chandler and Ross This is Survivor Bias! "

Speaking of this, he felt infinite emotion in his heart.

Sometimes, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Ouyang Feng had invested in these American dramas.

Otherwise, why do so many protagonists of American dramas have experience of western poisoning, and according to the protagonists, it is just a very common and interesting life experience.

Ross, Chandler and the others in Friends.

In How I Met Your Mother, Matthew, his roommate, and his future girlfriend all started smoking as soon as they went to college.

The Western drug cousin Sheldon found in The Big Bang Theory and Penisie's brother, the drug dealer, also looked humorous.

But they were all happy in the end.

This is simply Chi Guoguo's western poison soft essay.

Just imagine, people who don't know, substitute these protagonists, subtly, do you think this is nothing, and then do you want to try it when you have the chance?
Just like those smokers who can't quit for the last life because of learning to smoke.

The harm of calf is countless times that of smoke.

Behind the similar plots of these popular American dramas, Luke would not believe it at all to say that there was no influence from the capital of Ouyang Feng of White Camel Mountain.

"Matthew, you must not contaminate these!"

Phoebe said excitedly: "Listen to us, we are wandering on the streets, and we have seen too many walking corpses because of Western poison.

I absolutely won't allow my relatives to become like that, if you don't listen, I'll call my cousin right away! "

"Don't, don't."

Matthew said sullenly, "I just don't want to eat it."

"Don't be unconvinced."

Seeing that he was unconvinced, Luke reminded: "You have always ridiculed Jia Ma Da, but have you forgotten what is the difference between you and them? Do you want to live the way you hate the most?"

"I see."

Matthew looked at Luke in surprise, his expression finally solemn, and nodded.

"This is my good cousin."

Only then did Phoebe put away her worries and said happily.

"Let's go! Let's go eat, go eat really good stuff."

Luke proposed with a smile.

"Ah."

Phoebe agreed again and again, pulling Matthew away.

(End of this chapter)