American drama of life

Chapter 154 Janice and Phil Dunphy (2 in 1, please subscribe!)
Granny Monica's funeral continues.

Luke also finally saw Howard's mother who could only hear and see no one.

Especially looking at the scene where Howard and Rajesh were standing next to her, being held tightly by her arms, Luke felt strange in his heart...

"What do you keep watching my aunt do?"

Monica noticed that this look was wrong, and couldn't help but secretly pinched him.

"It's nothing, I just sigh that you really deserve to be relatives."

Naturally, Luke can't say what Howard and Rajesh haven't done at the animation festival, and it's hard to say that Howard and Rajesh are much braver than Chandler. Difficult to overcome... so I can only perfunctory.

Can't think of it.

"What do you mean?"

Monica twisted harder: "I'm not as fat as my aunt."

"I know."

Luke hurriedly laughed and said, "You were at most challenged by your weight before, not fat at all."

"Weight challenged?"

Monica was taken aback, chanting Luke's new words, her face darkened: "You are still mocking me for being fat in disguise."

"what?"

Luke was surprised: "Why do you think so?"

He obviously spoke according to the classic script that was popular in later generations, so he should be very tactful and considerate, so how could he still be challenged...

"What is being challenged!"

Monica twisted harder and gritted her teeth: "Why am I being challenged? Even at the worst time, I didn't enter the most obese level, okay?"

Emmm.

In the United States and the Western world, the disease that really poisons people on a large scale is actually obesity.

The obesity rate can be as high as 7%.

There are laws of beauty and ugliness, and it is useless to talk about those false ones, so in order to look good, not to be called a fat country, directly artificially inflated the obesity data.

As long as my obesity line is set high, there won't be so many fat people.

Then lift it again and again.

As a result, there is a whole piece of abdominal muscle in the stomach, which is not at all comparable to being fat, and a gourd is hung around the waist, which is only considered slightly fat.

Only those who are really fat who can't walk or even get out of the room are considered fat.

Luke and the others are firefighters, and they often encounter this kind of people.

Once this kind of person gets sick, it's really a big deal.

Because he was so fat that he hadn’t moved for many years, he was like a mountain of meat, and the door was too narrow to get out. In the end, he had to tear down the windows and walls, and lift him out with a crane.

When I arrived at the hospital, I couldn't even take a film because my weight had exceeded the maximum load of the machine.

This is the real challenge.

According to this calculation, even in high school, Monica is indeed not really fat.

After all, there are no such flexible fat people.

While eating biscuits in his mouth, while twisting his fat waist, he can still compete with Ross for the ownership of the football Geller Cup. Such agility is indeed not a challenge.

"My fault."

Luke resolutely softened: "I just think this sentence is very interesting, so I said it by the way."

"Stop talking about it in the future."

Monica snorted, "You think you're very humorous? You're either deceiving yourself, or mocking others, and you're being challenged? If you really believe it, you're happy. That means your IQ has been challenged."

"Ha ha."

Luke couldn't help laughing out loud, which attracted everyone's sideways glances.

Fortunately, more people were listening to the football game around Joey.

Not even Monica's dad.

Although Monica and the others didn't talk about happy and mourning, but Monica's grandmother was so old and passed away without illness or pain. It was impossible to say that she was extremely sad.

So everyone is in a good mood.

The gaze that looked over was not anger, but curiosity.

It's kind of funny, saying it means everyone laughs together.

It's just that it's hard for Luke to say that he's been challenged.

"Monica, why don't you introduce us?"

Two women came out of the eyes that looked over, talking to Monica, but looking at Luke.

One of them, Luke has seen before, is Monica's cousin Kathy who has her own Rejoice BGM.

"Jane, this is Luke, Luke, this is Jenny, my cousin."

Monica introduced the two parties.

"Hello."

Jenny greeted Luke with a smile.

"Hello."

Luke's smile was much weirder, and he couldn't help but glanced at Howard who was aiming this way from a distance.

Seeing this action, Jane immediately left with a flushed face in shame.

"Look at what you've done!"

Monica patted Luke and followed Jenny closely.

"What did I do?"

Luke smiled mischievously.

He just glanced at Howard subconsciously, how could he know that Jenny was so sensitive.

That's right!

This Jane is Howard's rumored cousin, the heroine who looked at Howard affectionately across the salted fish, and then advertised for the Toyota Corolla!
"Your eyes are too dramatic."

Casey grumbled.

"Isn't it?"

Luke smiled and said: "If I really meant to tease, I would tell her to stay, you'd better stay here, after all, there are a lot of people here, and when you get to the back, you might be blocked by Howard again, but since then, Howard, It’s been a long, long, long time without a new life~”

"..."

Casey stared at Luke dumbfounded, then his face darkened, and he left with a flick of rejoicing long hair.

She never expected Luke to say such a thing.

He not only mocked the matter of Jenny and Howard, but also said that she was disgusted by Ross.

No matter how handsome Luke is, she doesn't want to stay here anymore.

Seeing this, Luke smiled, not chasing after him to explain.

In fact, he deliberately let himself go.

Otherwise, if Janey and Kathy played on the old traditions in the world of American dramas and had any thoughts about him, he was worried that Monica would explode directly.

That's fine, it feels good to let go of your own poisonous tongue.

"What did you tell them?"

As soon as they left, Howard immediately came over.

"You can ask them yourself."

Luke mocked: "It's better to go with Ross, maybe the four of you can have a foursome date."

"There is no hope."

Howard was disappointed: "Since we grew up, Jenny has not been as interesting as before."

"It looks like Jane has grown up, but you haven't changed at all."

Luke said with a playful smile: "Who wants to talk to a child, let alone this child is particularly wretched."

"..."

Howard's face darkened.

He clearly felt that Luke was biased against him.

Luke didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked away. Seeing Phoebe and Chandler standing together talking, he walked over: "Sister, what are you talking about?"

"I'm trying to persuade Chandler."

Phoebe laughed. "He's breaking up with Janice."

"Can't we wait until after the New Year?"

Luke looked at Chandler reminded: "It will be Thanksgiving later, and after that, Christmas and New Year are all major holidays. Now that you are separated from Janice, don't you worry about holiday worries?"

Tong Xiangyu in Wulin Biography said it well: Older youth are suffering.

Every new year and festival, there is festival anxiety, not only the anxiety of seeing other people in pairs, but also the anxiety of being urged to ask questions by the elders.

The American drama world is no exception.

Therefore, close to the festival, there are generally very few people who break up actively, unless there is a spare tire and a second child, those will be discussed separately.

"You think I don't know this?"

Chandler waved his hand anxiously: "I know this better than anyone else. My mother and my father divorced the servants on Thanksgiving! With Janice, I can't stand the anxiety!"

"The anxiety caused by the old man who died downstairs is gone?"

Luke wondered.

"and also."

Chandler laughed at himself: "But even with the anxiety of being alone forever and the anxiety of being alone on holidays, I still can't stand being with her for so many days! But that's Janice!"

Phoebe nodded approvingly.

No one could stand Janice's quirky, flamboyant laugh.

"Just figure it out for yourself."

Luke shrugged and smiled.

He didn't say anything about how unfair it was to Janice, because it's what a thousand-year-old fox said.

Janice seemed hurt.

But if you really want to say how hurt it is, Luke really doesn't think so.

After all, Janice is also a classic female image in the world of American TV dramas.

Being able to socialize with Chandler's best friend Ross, and then pointing her finger up in front of everyone, indicating the trio of Chandler, Ross, and Joey, she has already conquered two, and Joey is the only one left in stamp collecting Existence, and where can it be hurt.

Besides, when Janice and Chandler continue their relationship in the future, Chandler will be greened.

So Luke didn't think Chandler could really hurt her.

"But what to do?"

Chandler struggled: "She thought we got back together, and immediately felt that we were the true love of a lifetime. Recently, she has made great progress in her work and has been buying things for me. I can't go to her directly, and then she is at a loss. I didn’t know how to be happy, suddenly said that we should break up, and then her heart was broken instantly, that was a bit too cruel.”

"Well, that's really not good."

Phoebe nodded: "It's a pity that David and I have a very stable and very good relationship. If we break up, I can show you how to break up. At that time, I will date David, you will date Janice, and we will break up together."

"Then what else did you say?"

Chandler groaned.

"I'm just talking."

Phoebe tilted her head with a smug smile.

"..."

Chandler was stuffed with dog food.

"What does Janice do, and still make you soft and hard?"

Luke laughed.

"She's a real estate agent."

Chandler said angrily: "What else is soft rice and hard food? I didn't eat soft rice at all, okay?"

"I understand, I understand, it's not something everyone can do."

Luke joked.

But he remembered that Janice was indeed a real estate agent.

In the future, Matthew and Lily want to buy a house after working for several years and getting married. It was Janice who introduced them.

The house was built on an uneven foundation, with an inclination invisible to the naked eye.

After Matthew and Lily put their life savings into the purchase, they had no choice but to sell it, so they could only have fun in tears, and turned this deadly angle into a family slide, which could slide directly out of the house.

How could such a cheating real estate agent fail to make money?

We're talking about Janice here.

In the supermarket over there.

Janice was shopping in a good mood.

She snatched another big client today and is about to earn a large commission. Naturally, she wants to buy something for her darling Chandler.

Emmm.

Not bad money!
Behind a shelf, two men, one big and one small, are hiding.

"It's her. It's her who used shameless means to steal my business."

Phil Dunphy of Modern Family put his arms around his son Luke, a curly-haired little bugger, and motioned to sneak a look at Janice: "Can you?"

Today should have been his day of glory.

Because he negotiated with a big client and transferred a big villa, the unit price of commission will be the biggest deal he has ever gotten in his life.

It was all negotiated, as long as we signed in the past.

Who would have thought that his colleague Janice would drive in front of him when she heard the news.

Not only that, she also took advantage of the moment when the big client turned around and flopped, and shouted his name.

The big clients thought he pushed her down and gave him sideways glances.

The good big order flew straight away.

This made him completely unacceptable, and this time he came here with his son just to get back the order.

Not only for the large sum of money, but also to fight for breath.

Janice said in front of big clients that he wasn't a second-rate agent.

He, Phil Dunphy, was born to sell and a real estate agent of the first class!

"Look at me."

The curly-haired little Luke smiled confidently. After leaving his father, he took advantage of Janice's turn and ran in front of her, pretending to be shopping.

But because he is too short, he can't reach the things above the shelves, so he can only jump around there anxiously.

"Little friend, let me help you."

Janice, who was in a bright mood, smiled and said she could help.

"Thank you."

Little curly-haired Luke thanked him politely, and then pretended to recognize Janice: "I've seen your ad."

Janice doesn't care.

The real estate agents in the world of American dramas, the successful ones advertise themselves.

Of course, Janice also has advertisements, which are very conspicuous, and it's normal to be recognized.

"My name is Luke Dunphy, son of Phil Dunphy..."

Curly-haired little Luke began to tell his own misery, that his father Phil would go bankrupt if he didn't get this order, that he would not be able to go to school soon, and complimented Janice on what his father called a great real estate agent, Barbara.

"Your name is Luke."

Janice listened to those words unmoved, only interested in curly-haired Luke's name.

She is a person who lives on her lips, and she has long been immune to this kind of pretending to be pitiful and secretly complimenting her.

It's just a joke for a little kid to impress her with this kind of acting skills.

She just wanted to laugh when she heard that.

But because she thought she had a good harvest in her love and career recently, she was in a good mood, and the curly-haired little Luke's name was the same as the existence she had recently fantasized about, so she had the patience to listen to him.

"Correct."

Curly-haired little Luke nodded.

"Do not worry."

Janice glanced at the place where Phil was hiding, and said with a smile: "Your father will not go bankrupt, and it doesn't matter if you go bankrupt. You can be a firefighter if you can't go to college. I know a firefighter with the same name as you." , that is a very respected and liked person."

Phil Dunphy and Son: "..."

(End of this chapter)