American drama of life

Chapter 152 Tool Man Luke, no need for nothing (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"Your coffee."

Rachel brought the coffee to Luke angrily.

Luke smiled.

He knew why Rachel was angry.

But he promised Phoebe not to light the bomb again, and he had to wait for them to calm down.

After seeing a famous scene description from Neptune Barney directly killed Chandler, Luke didn't intend to stay any longer, and quickly dodged while Monica didn't come.

"You don't really listen to him, do you?"

Ross watched Luke leave, and seeing Chandler's jaded expression, said in disbelief.

"Didn't you hear what he said?"

Chandler grumbled.

"so?"

Ross said enviously: "This is the relationship that all men dream of. The key is that Aurora is so beautiful..."

"Actually, it's not as beautiful as you imagined..."

Chandler hesitated.

Originally, his plan was indeed the same as Rose and all men, to play casually without being responsible, and let it be over when he was happy.

But after all, he is not the kind of person who cares about his kidneys and mind, and Aurora is really beautiful and charming, and he has a way.

After a few days, he got a little over the top.

I used to think that she left voluntarily after the fact, it was like the future of artificial intelligence had come into reality in advance, but now I feel that she has allocated too little time for herself.

Emmm.

That's right.

Aurora, as the queen of the sea, is really a sea king for the sea, and she doesn't have any time to spare.

After the physical communication with Chandler, I will take a short break and go to the first date, and date with other interesting people I met during the first few dates.

Her schedule is the real schedule.

"I'd rather trade with you."

Ross muttered under his breath.

"... always say that I have a gay temperament."

Seeing that Rose was serious and indifferent, Chandler couldn't help but mocked: "If you want me to say, you are the gay who hides the deepest. Not only did you find a hidden lesbian like Carol as his wife."

"..."

Ross glared at Chandler momentarily.

"Don't look at me like that."

Chandler shrugged and said, "Did I say something wrong? Aurora will have time to see me later, and I want to ask her for a formal date, one-on-one. If she doesn't agree, I will Break up with her, and if you really don't mind chatting with my villain on that occasion, then I don't mind you chasing Aurora."

"...Are you serious?"

Ross wanted to keep calm at first, and wanted to say that he absolutely didn't have such thoughts, but he couldn't resist this kind of temptation without psychological burden. He was indeed very interested in Aurora.

"Of course seriously."

Chandler taunts daily: "It also saves you and me making excuses and saying that you haven't done it for a long time~"

"..."

Rose's face darkened, but he was still happy in his heart.

After all, an old sarcasm can only hurt him very little, and he has long been immune to his shame, but with this permission, he can talk to Aurora openly and become one of her servants.

That's an Italian cannon!

Besides, he really doesn't care about this. After all, in the future, he can even get together with Chandler's ex-girlfriend, Janice, whom Chandler has talked about for so long.

It doesn't make any sense to talk about comrades, talk about countless villains on him, he can kill them one by one.

"She is coming."

While speaking, an Italian beauty drifted over and gave Chandler a passionate kiss in front of everyone, which made Rose's eyes hot.

Chandler got up, winked with Ross and the others, and took Aurora upstairs.

They are all men, even if they are not geniuses with an IQ of 173 like Leonard, they all instinctively know that such things must not be said in advance, only afterwards.

Chandler's apartment.

After Chandler turned into Brother Yunlong, he said to Aurora who was getting dressed and hurrying to catch up with the next game: "Can't you stay?"

"You know."

Aurora laughed.

"Isn't it worth your while?"

Chandler felt nostalgic for the feeling just now.

"Of course it's worth it, but I have an appointment with him."

Aurora apologized.

"……All right."

Chandler saw that although she was apologetic in her eyes, she kept putting on her hands, and although she was heartbroken, fortunately, it was after the fact, her thinking was more advanced, and her tone could be firm: "I have two choices now... ..."

He said that he had two choices, but he actually asked Aurora which one to choose, whether to break up or have a serious relationship.

The next morning.

Monica's apartment.

"what happened to him?"

After Rachel woke up, seeing Chandler spread out on the sofa with a gloomy face, she yawned involuntarily, and asked Monica as she dawdled towards the refrigerator.

Monica gave her a wink.

"Oh, I broke up with Aurora."

Rachel didn't even think about it, and subconsciously said it out loud.

Chandler looked over immediately.

"You can be a little louder."

Monica glared at Rachel angrily.

"If we break up, we will break up."

Rachel didn't take it seriously: "She's like that, she couldn't have been with you for a long time, so there's nothing to be depressed about."

"That's not what I'm depressed about."

Chandler withdrew his gaze and continued to be paralyzed: "I'm upset that she broke up with her if she chose to. Why would she say that!"

"What?"

Rachel took a sip of a bottle of drink and walked over curiously.

"It was something that bastard Luke did."

Chandler scolded: "He pulled out the theory that the whole body is full of villains, and he used my mother to scare me. When I mentioned two choices with Aurora last night, she asked me, what I said was good, is it good? You don't need to be responsible, you just need to have fun, why are you talking about this now.

And then I said what Luke said, and said that I was afraid that there would be an infinite number of Nora Bing villains in her, which was the ultimate Freudian nightmare. "

"Haha."

Rachel couldn't help laughing out loud.

"stop laughing!"

But Monica couldn't laugh at all, she gave Rachel a hard look, and when she saw her looking back, she immediately looked away.

Rachel glanced at Monica strangely, then continued to look at Chandler: "And then?"

"Then she shook her head in disappointment."

Chandler said gloomily: "What did you think that Nora Bing's son would understand and accept these things the most, but I didn't expect his thinking to be so backward, a villain would be a villain, and when there are too many people, it will be lively and so on... ..."

Speaking of this, he shouted: "What is Nora Bing's son, he should understand and accept this best?!"

"Because Nora Bing was the most successful..."

Rachel subconsciously wanted to explain something.

"You don't need to say, I know why!!!"

Chandler interrupted Rachel directly, exclaiming, "I'm just asking! Of course I know why!"

"Ok."

Rachel shrugged.

"Don't be sad, it's okay to break up."

Monica patted Chandler on the shoulder and comforted, "Otherwise, what that bastard said might come true someday."

"..."

Chandler was even more depressed.

When he heard Aurora talking about Nora Bing in this tone, he felt that something was wrong, and he knew that Luke's words were not rough, and there was really such a risk.

This is why he is really depressed now.

Because apart from other things, Aurora is really the most attractive woman he has ever met in his life, but this kind of beauty was destroyed by his mother.

Why should his mother get the best, but he has to give up the most attractive woman for these inexplicable or non-existent reasons?

Just because he was Nora Bing's son?

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

At this moment the floor was knocked.

"We made no noise!"

Chandler yelled at the floor as well as at the old man downstairs.

He knew that it was some crazy old widowed old man downstairs who thought they were making noise from above, so he used a mop to smack the floor to remind him.

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

The floor is still ringing.

Chandler suddenly became angry, jumped up and jumped there vigorously, trying to fight back downstairs in this way.

After bouncing around for a while, there was no movement downstairs.

Only then did he stop contentedly.

a few days later.

"What are you doing here?"

Monica met Luke at the top of the stairs, and she was upset.

"You do not know?"

Luke asked, "Didn't Rachel tell you?"

"tell me what?"

Monica's tone became even worse.

"Didn't you keep saying that you could smell something strange these two days?"

Luke shook his head.

"Yes, it came from downstairs. We knocked on the door, but he has a weird personality and is unwilling to respond to us..."

Monica thought of something while talking, and covered her mouth with her hand.

"Yes, the smell you smell is his."

Luke sighed, "Rachel was scared when she found out, so she called me over."

"OMG."

Even though Monica was mentally prepared, she was still shocked by the news.

"The room is upstairs if you need it."

Chandler also came over at this time, and seeing them blocking the stairs, he couldn't help but sneered.

"Chandler!"

Monica was not in the mood to say these wisecracks at the moment, so she explained in a low voice.

"When did this happen?"

Chandler was shocked too.

"Just a few days ago."

Luke said: "I heard that when he was found, he was standing there with a mop handle in his hand..."

Before he finished speaking, Chandler subconsciously turned into his ex-girlfriend Janice, yelling out the classic quote word by word: "O~M~G~!"

Monica also looked over in shock at this time, because she also remembered that Chandler was jumping back and hitting back at that time, could it be that he died at that time...

"Let's talk about it when we go home."

Monica looked around subconsciously, and then signaled Chandler and Luke to go back to her apartment first.

If that's the case, they really don't know what to do.

"Monica, do you know?"

As soon as she entered the door, Rachel leaned on Luke, asking and answering fearfully.

"understood."

Monica gave her a blank look, but didn't say anything after all.

At the moment, her mind is filled with the news that the old man downstairs seems to have died because of Chandler jumping.

When everyone was present, and when everyone was talking about the possibility of this matter, they didn't know what to say, when there was a sudden knock on the door.

Especially Phoebe started acting strangely again, no wonder she always feels that someone is following her recently.

It turned out to be the soul of the old man downstairs.

Chandler was taken aback.

Monica was supposed to answer the door, but she, who was always strong, swallowed and looked at Luke with some hesitation.

"Who?"

Luke laughed secretly, but still got up and went to the door and asked.

"Me, the apartment manager."

There was a familiar voice from outside the door.

Monica and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but after seeing Chandler winking in various ways, they realized that it would not be known that Chandler's bouncing indirectly caused the old man's death, and they would come to their door, and they were worried again.

"what's the matter?"

Luke opened the door and looked at the big fat man at the door.

"Someone passed away downstairs, and he left his will to you before he died."

The apartment manager was no nonsense either.

"what?"

Everyone shouted in unison.

"How much is it?"

Immediately afterwards, Rachel asked the topic she cared about the most. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she couldn't help but said, "I'll just ask casually."

no way.

Ever since she gave up her life as a rich lady and expensive wife and became self-reliant, she realized that money was too difficult to earn.

She works for a year now and can't even pay for what she used to spend the day before.

This gap is too great.

So I am very sensitive to money now.

"Everything is downstairs, here is the key, you can go and see for yourself."

The apartment manager gave the key and left.

There is nothing valuable at all, otherwise, even if there are valuable things for such a lonely old man without children, they will be stolen.

There is no monitoring, no record or anything.

Anyone with valuables, even large items such as cabinets, will be removed in advance.

This is not a joke.

Everyone digested the news for a while, and instantly felt that the old man downstairs was much closer. Even if Phoebe was weird, they didn't feel afraid anymore, so under Rachel's urging, they came down together to check that the old man had left them behind. what legacy.

"OMG!"

It’s okay if you don’t check, but once you check Chandler’s whole body is not good, because the old man’s various interests and hobbies are just like him in his old age, which made him directly break the defense: "I am him, and I will die alone."

"No, you won't."

Luke comforted: "You still have Janice."

"Correct!"

This time, Chandler didn't reply to Luke, and nodded again and again: "I still have Janice's guarantee, I'm going to find Janice now!"

After speaking, he picked up the phone and called Janice, preparing to get back together again.

Although Monica and the others were speechless, they didn't say anything. After all, this kind of ex-girlfriend who was stimulated and then reunited with an inappropriate ex-girlfriend didn't happen once or twice, nor did it happen by one or two people.

late at night.

Everyone left.

Only Luke was still sitting there.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Monica's eyes flashed.

"This one……"

Luke laughed without saying a word.

"I made him stay."

Rachel heard the movement and came out of the bedroom: "After this incident, I was too stimulated, and no matter what he left us, he looked so friendly, but I was a little afraid of Phoebe doing that~ put For a firefighter who is not afraid of anything and can save everything, I am not a fool!"

Saying that, regardless of Monica's expression, she directly pulled Luke into the bedroom.

(End of this chapter)