American drama of life

Chapter 131 The Walking Dead (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
Monica's apartment.

"Men are like that."

Facing Monica's crying, Rachel couldn't help crying: "Don't say your pig's head looks like that, even if you look like Mr. Potato Head, it's still a pig's head!"

"Mr. Potato Head cheated?"

Phoebe grasped the point and quickly diverted Monica's attention.

"I knew it!"

Monica wiped her tears and emphasized her foresight and correctness.

"Wow."

After Rachel said it, she couldn't hold back anymore and burst into tears.

"what happened?"

Seeing this, Monica also put away her sadness, and said caringly with her arms around Rachel.

"I found out that he not only cheated, but also cheated on my best friend Mindy."

Rachel cried, "They got together behind my back."

"Mindy?"

Monica asked in surprise, "Is it the one who was with you last time, the chief bridesmaid?"

"It's her!"

Rachel said sadly.

"unacceptable!"

Monica scolded: "If you had chosen me as the chief bridesmaid, such a thing would never have happened..."

"..."

Rachel forgot to cry for a while, and could only stare at Monica with dumbfounded eyes.

It's already this time, and I'm still holding on to the matter of not being invited to the wedding. Is this the focus now?

"Feel sorry."

Monica smiled awkwardly.

"I should have found out!"

The more Rachel thought about it, the angrier she became: "When Minty saw my diamond ring, she was very envious and jealous, and even said sour words, I didn't care at the time, but now that I think about it, she must have been jealous of me, and then she took the initiative to seduce Barry! "

"Sisters, remember tonight's theme is that men are pig heads."

Phoebe reminded: "Leave aside the facts of whether you are seduced or not, just talk about Mr. Potato Head, a pig-headed bastard!
She is about to get married, so she will fall if she is still seduced?

what is this? "

"Correct!"

Monica nodded and said, "We're only talking about the pig's fault now!"

"But I don't want to scold him, and I don't bother to scold him, because now I find that I have never loved him."

Rachel shook her head and said, "He's just a projection of my dad, a cheap, low-quality, ugly version."

"Wow."

Phoebe became interested as soon as she heard it, and couldn't help blowing a whistle.

"My father is a doctor, a very famous surgeon! Provide us with sufficient material conditions."

Rachel shrugged: "My mom, like me, never worked, married my dad right out of college, and lived happily ever after.

So when I saw Barry propose after graduating from college, my head got hot and I agreed.

Barry, although not as good as my dad, is just a dentist.

But he earns no less money than my father.

The name of Mrs. Dentist is also very attractive.

Besides, he is not handsome, but he also gives people enough sense of security, doesn't he? "

"It seems that you have analyzed clearly."

Phoebe joked, "This business can be done!"

"But this bastard actually got together with my best best friend Mindy behind my back after owning me."

Rachel said angrily, "Please! Mindy is far behind me, okay?"

"Pigs always like the new and dislike the old."

Monica sighed: "No matter how beautiful a person is, in their eyes, they are only three nights and five nights..."

"Isn't that right?"

Phoebe retorted subconsciously.

She knew about Monica and Luke.

Monica glared at Phoebe.

She didn't want to tell the unit behind the three nights and five nights. She only valued the three nights and five nights in her life, and it was a completely different concept from the three nights and five nights every week, or even the three nights and five nights every day.

"Minty isn't what hurts me the most."

Rachel couldn't bear it anymore and cried.

"Who else?"

Phoebe opened her mouth.

"No way?"

Monica didn't dare to imagine either.

"It's Amy!"

Rachel didn't hide it anymore, and said it directly: "My second sister Amy!"

"how dare he!"

Phoebe exclaimed with an exaggerated expression.

"Ha ha!"

Monica looked at Phoebe and sneered.

Phoebe immediately smiled, and said to herself: "Little brother, if I don't help you if it's not the eldest sister, I really can't help you.

Switching to another pig head will definitely reduce Monica's reaction to your fault after Rachel's fiancé Barry has done such an outrageous thing!
It's a pity that no matter what Barry did, it's what you left behind.

There is no need to wash it at all. "

"Actually, I hate Amy more than I blame Barry!"

Rachel gritted her teeth and said: "I know she has been jealous since she was a child that I am my father's favorite daughter, and she likes to steal everything I have.

I'm used to it.

But this time it's my fiancé!

This is nothing!
She is too much! "

"Are you sure?"

Monica asked: "This kind of thing can't be said casually."

"I saw it with my own eyes."

Rachel shouted: "Amy hooked up with Barry secretly behind my back, and he never refused. If it wasn't for fearing my parents would be sad, I would have revealed it directly at the wedding, and my father would definitely have beaten him to death on the spot."

"Don't overestimate the anger of an old father."

Monica sneered and said: "Many times I meet such scumbags, because the daughters have already given them for nothing, so what's the use of being angry?

Don't say your dad is just a surgeon, so what if it's NYPD? "

Phoebe grinned.

She understood in an instant, and seeing Monica looked over and doubted her position, she immediately shouted: "It's all the pigs' fault!"

"Yes."

Rachel nodded vigorously, and then wondered: "How on earth did we get together with these bastard pigs? We are good people, and we are very good!"

"I don't know either, maybe we are some kind of magnet that can always attract these pig heads."

Monica groaned.

"I don't know if you are, but I am anyway."

Phoebe said leisurely: "That's why I never wear a digital watch."

"..."

Monica and Rachel looked at Phoebe who was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Oh! Monica, remember my friend Abby who shaved her head?"

Phoebe exclaimed suddenly.

"uh-huh."

Monica took a sip of her wine noncommittally.

"She's actually very philosophical."

Phoebe laughed: "She said that if you want to break the vicious cycle of dealing with bad men, you can have a cleansing ceremony."

"Phoebe, that woman shaves her head voluntarily."

Monica reminded.

"yeah."

Phoebe didn't know why, but she was still happy that she had thought of a brilliant idea.

"I won't shave my head no matter what!"

Rachel shook her head repeatedly as she stroked her amazingly voluminous blond hair.

"Never be so sure."

Phoebe said with a smile: "Actually, shaving your head is not without some benefits. As long as you put on a suitable dress, your bald head will be very beautiful."

"I don't believe it!"

Rachel didn't believe it at all.

Monica was thoughtful.

"You don't really want to shave your head, do you?"

Rachel stared at the silent Monica with wide eyes.

"of course not."

Monica suppressed Luke's teasing smile in her mind again, and said firmly.

"You don't have to shave your head."

Seeing this, Phoebe quickly explained: "There are many kinds of ceremonies."

"for example?"

Rachel asked.

"We can burn what they give us."

Phoebe laughed and said, "Or dance with a scepter while chanting sutras, but we all need to be naked together."

"..."

Rachel and Monica twitched their mouths, looked at each other, and said in unison: "It's good to burn things."

"Then it's decided, I'll go get things now."

Phoebe snickered secretly.

"Burn it now?"

Rachel was dumbfounded: "But I don't have anything."

"You can burn wedding dresses and wedding rings."

Phoebe laughed.

"forget it."

Rachel shook her head immediately: "The wedding dress is mine, the diamond ring can't be burned, it's meaningless."

"Then let's burn it together after you get what he gave you."

Seeing this, Phoebe didn't insist.

With her lead, Monica and Rachel shifted their focus from past and present unhappiness to possible future joy.

There was bursts of laughter in the apartment for a while.

Monica laughed extravagantly and loudly.

In the corridor outside the door.

An Asian delivery guy, hearing this laughter, immediately shook his body, with an angry look on his face, picked up his phone and called the pizzeria.

He didn't send this order.

It's a pity that the boss disagreed, scolded him severely, and hung up the phone.

The Asian takeaway boy stood there, his face changing for a while, and then he moved over step by step, and came to the door of Monica's apartment, raised his hand repeatedly, and finally knocked on the door.

“Here comes the pizza!”

Cheers from Monica and the others came from the apartment.

"Your Pizza!"

The Asian delivery guy waited until the door opened, then suppressed his anger and handed over the pizza.

Monica started to check whether the takeaway was what she wanted.

"Hey, it's not me..."

After discovering that a detail was wrong, he was interrupted just as he was about to speak.

"I knew it!"

The Asian delivery boy said angrily: "Stop pretending, Sheldon, come out, I know you're here, I've already moved out, and I no longer have anything to do with you!

Yes!
I did write some truths in my bedroom before I left.

But that's all in the past.

I won't say you are crazy anymore.

Don't force me to retract this statement..."

"what are you saying?"

Monica was confused by the sudden outburst of the Asian delivery guy: "The Sheldon you are talking about is Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Princeton University?"

"Do you still want to wear it?"

The Asian takeaway boy said angrily: "I know you must be Sheldon's relative, maybe a cousin or something, but it's impossible for you to cooperate with your crazy cousin to tease me like this!"

"Did you make a mistake?"

Monica said speechlessly, "I'm not any relative of Sheldon."

"Don't lie to me!"

The Asian takeaway boy sneered and said, "Look at your takeaway requests, they are complicated and difficult to deal with, and your laughter, I clearly remember it, is exactly the same as Sheldon's grandma, you must be Sheldon's cousin !

I'm Glenn, Sheldon's former roommate!
If you have any tricks, use them quickly! "

"you misunderstood."

Monica couldn't laugh or cry: "I do know Sheldon Cooper, but only because I work in his sister Missy's restaurant, and I'm not his cousin, but his friend Howard's cousin."

"Then what are your demands?"

The Asian takeaway guy Glenn is skeptical.

"She has OCD."

Phoebe mouthed him.

"Oh."

The Asian delivery boy Glenn realized that he might have made an oolong, but he was still surprised: "Then why does your laugh look so much like Sheldon's grandma?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?"

Monica said angrily, "Can I sign for it now?"

After doing this, she was too lazy to bother about the details anymore, she just wanted to get the pizza and let the other party go away.

"Feel sorry."

The Asian takeaway brother Glenn waited until Monica signed for the receipt and gave a lot of tips, and finally determined that it was not Sheldon who was spoofing revenge on him. After calming down, he immediately began to apologize in embarrassment.

"I made a mistake. Sheldon's insanity really left me with too much psychological shadow. Although I suddenly ran into someone connected with him, I tend to be suspicious..."

"I don't know if Sheldon is insane, but if you continue like this, you might have to see a doctor."

Monica groaned.

"Leonard's mother is the most famous psychiatrist."

Phoebe smiled mischievously: "I can give you the contact information. I guarantee you will have a surprise after you go."

"Thank you, but no need."

The Asian takeaway guy Glenn smiled: "Who is Leonard?"

"Sheldon's new roommate."

Phoebe giggled and said, "They get along very well."

The Asian takeaway brother Glenn stared wide-eyed, watching the three of Monica and the others warily, backed away slowly, and when he retreated to the corner, he ran downstairs as fast as he could.

fraud!

Can that crazy Sheldon find a good roommate?
This is the craziest joke he's ever heard!
And this roommate's mother is the most famous neurologist?

Unless the psychiatrist is a psychiatrist himself, and the child he raised is also a psychiatrist, who would let his normal son be roommates with a psych like Sheldon?
Can a normal person and a psychopath live in peace?

how can that be!

They asked him to see this psychiatrist who was made out of nothing, there must be a conspiracy!

Either way, just run away!
"Why are others like this?"

Rachel was a little confused.

"poor child."

Monica finally suppressed her previous unhappiness, looked at Glenn who left with this gesture, and thought of Sheldon's character habits, she shook her head sympathetically.

"So funny."

Phoebe clapped her hands and laughed, "Looking at it this way, Leonard is really amazing."

"Who are Leonard and Sheldon?"

Rachel asked curiously.

"Let's talk while eating."

Monica closed the door and placed the pizza on the table.

"Please, don't eat like this tonight, let's be casual, shall we?"

Phoebe protested.

"How random do you want to be?"

Monica frowned.

"so."

Phoebe took a piece of pizza and lay down on the couch.

"Be careful not to leak on the sofa..."

Monica immediately ran over and put her hand under Phoebe's hand holding the pizza, fearing that the pizza foam would fall off.

"You want to say goodbye to the past?"

Phoebe smiled and said, "Let's say goodbye to your obsessive-compulsive habit."

"What's the connection?"

Monica is dissatisfied.

But in Phoebe's playful smile, she glanced at Rachel next to her, thinking of the bet with Luke, she gritted her teeth and let Phoebe lie down and eat.

(End of this chapter)