American drama of life

Chapter 114 The Kung Pao Chicken That Has Changed Its Taste (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"What's up with him?"

Chandler looked at the sobbing peaceful youth, very puzzled.

"a ha ha ha."

Howard was also taken aback for a moment, then glanced at Luke with a dark face, and immediately reacted, laughing loudly.

Leonard also grinned, not being able to speak directly.

Sheldon was completely bewildered.

"Rajesh has selective mutism."

Howard winked and smiled: "As long as there are women present, he can't speak~"

"I'm not wearing women's clothes, am I?"

Chandler checked himself again and laughed at himself.

"Not because of you!"

Howard smiled and motioned him to look at Luke.

"Oh~"

Chandler glanced at Luke before he understood what was going on, and joked: "That makes sense, I had a similar reaction when I saw Luke for the first time."

"Howard, do you want to practice kung fu again?"

Luke squeezed his fingers, creaking.

"no need."

Howard's neck shrank immediately.

"Rajesh, look, he's Luke."

Leonard was still kind. Although he wanted to laugh, he tried hard to bear it, and added an emphasis on the word 'he'.

Rajesh nodded with a smile, but remained silent.

Mmp!

Luke scolded inwardly and was very upset. He didn't discriminate against the other party, but he didn't want to be discriminated against by the other party first.

Then he thought about it, Rajesh seems to have a sister...

call!
Luke's face instantly calmed down.

Emmm.

It's not worth being angry about.

"Oh, I see, Rajesh only does this when he sees a woman. It's a satire of Luke being a woman."

Sheldon, who was aware of this matter with hindsight, suddenly realized, and gave a classic thank-you smile: "Hum huh~"

"..."

What was originally funny, was said by Sheldon, and immediately lost the feeling of making people smile, and everyone looked at Sheldon who was laughing with a blank face.

The corners of Luke's mouth twitched, thinking of Missy, he could only forget.

Let her figure this out.

Ok?
It suddenly occurred to him that the theory of revenge that Missy had mentioned in the invitation to him at her luxury apartment was really prescient.

"So, Chandler, what do you do?"

Leonard took the initiative to change the subject.

Fans and idols, officially chatted.

Luke originally thought it would be boring, and wanted to invite everyone to the cheesecake shop for dinner earlier.

Emmm.

Bernadette worked part-time as a waitress there.

But soon he was surprised by the explosive content of fan idols.

"I had a dream recently, a Freudian nightmare."

Chandler struggled to tell his Floyd troubles to idols who had the same experience and more suffering: "My brother in the dream became a phone."

One sentence caught everyone's attention.

Leonard pointed oddly.

"Yes!"

Chandler nodded with a wry smile and continued to describe: "Suddenly the phone rang, pick it up and take a look..."

"You are so confident~"

Howard joked.

"..."

Chandler froze for a moment, and was almost hit his waist by Howard's tricky angle, but fortunately the topic itself was weird enough, so he quickly recovered and continued: "Pick it up and see, it's my mother calling. , it's just so strange..."

"yeah!"

Leonard nodded.

"...because my mother never called me."

Chandler then changed his voice and said something that really surprised him.

"..."

Leonard almost didn't flash to his waist. He raised his black-rimmed glasses, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Is this what makes you weird?"

"Yes, otherwise?"

Chandler took it for granted.

"Did you answer?"

Sheldon interjected suddenly.

"No."

Chandler was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "The dream is over here, thank God!"

"You should have answered."

Sheldon said earnestly, "Perhaps your mother is in a hurry with you?"

"thanks for reminding."

Chandler laughed at himself: "But trust me, it doesn't matter if you answer or not, because there's nothing to go on."

"It's a classic."

Luke sighed.

"I understand you."

Howard patted Chandler on the shoulder and said solemnly.

"Thank you."

Chandler is very grateful.

In the past, he thought that he was the only one who suffered from Freud's nightmare, and that his idol Leonard was just an idol. In the end, he was too far away.

And now, because of Howard, he not only met his idol, but also knew that he was not the only one in the world.

At least in this room, there are six people in total, and there are already the Three Musketeers of Freud's Nightmare.

"When Mrs. Bin looks like that, it's the same for anyone else~"

Howard is still the same Howard, instantly wretched.

"Mrs. Bing?"

Leonard looked over suspiciously.

"have a look!"

Howard picked up the phone and handed it to Leonard: "Famous writer, Nora Bean, don't tell you you don't know her?"

"Holy shit!"

Leonard looked at the picture and was taken aback: "Is she your mother?"

"I'm all too familiar with this scene."

Chandler nodded with a wry smile.

In high school, it was this expression when classmates scrambled to read Liu Bei's novels written by his mother.

You know, that would make his mother younger.

Publishers don't have to use other models' pictures as illustrations to boost sales, just use his mother's and it's over.

The effect is very explosive!

Many people had bullied him in the past, and when they heard the news, they all wanted to call him brothers.

"Have you seen it too?"

Howard winked and smiled.

Leonard smiled sheepishly.

It's the same sentence, if you don't control it, human entertainment will eventually be limited to Liu Bei, Broken Finger, Xuanyuan, and Ouyang Feng.

Nora Bean, as the Taishan Beidou in Liu Bei's novels, is popular all over the United States and exported to overseas.

"You already have her picture as a screensaver?"

Luke voiced his concerns.

It was only then that everyone noticed that this was actually a screensaver!
"That's not the point..."

Howard smiled embarrassingly: "I said I can understand you~"

"Then I really thank you."

Chandler laughed at himself.

But he's used to it.

Compared to just instantly changing the screen saver to a beautiful photo of his mother, those bullies who bullied him and then wanted to call him brothers and sisters are not human!

"You're welcome, just a reminder, don't let Rose see your mother."

Howard laughed.

"why?"

Chandler was stunned and said displeased, "Ross is my best friend..."

"You have to be careful!"

Howard reminded: "You forget what Ross can do?"

"..."

Chandler froze for a moment, trying to speak for his best friend but couldn't.

It starts with the revelation of Rose's past in high school with a librarian in his 50s.

It was Ross who spoke out sinful words to his cousin again.

His mother is much hotter than that librarian. The friendship between him and Ross brought about not touching each other's relatives, especially his mother's protection, which is not as unbreakable as the ethics of blood.

Besides, even if he unconditionally believed that Ross would not do something that hurt his feelings so much.

He also doesn't trust his own mother.

It seems that when I see my own mother again in the future, I must not call Ross.

Fortunately, I don't see each other a few times a year.

"You're welcome~"

Howard saw that Chandler had listened, and smiled complacently.

"I never thought Nora Bean would be your mother..."

Leonard still murmured in shock.

"Yes."

Howard put his arm around Chandler's shoulder: "We will be best friends from now on."

"Woooooo."

Seeing this, Rajesh, who has been unable to speak, sobbed and whispered in Howard's ear.

"Okay, okay, you too, okay."

Howard pushed Rajesh's mouth too close in disgust.

When no one is there, he doesn't care.

But when there are people, he is very concerned about these details and does not want to be misunderstood.

Rajesh suddenly smiled with satisfaction.

"Luke, have you read Nora Bean's novel?"

Howard rolled his eyes and looked at Luke.

Everyone looked over.

"Seen."

Luke didn't hide either.

It's no joke that Nora Bean's novel has taken the country by storm.

When Luke first came, he felt like he was back in a high school in a previous life.

At that time, the culture of renting books prevailed.

The classmates went to rent books in groups, and then switched to read.

At that time, reading a book at a glance was not enough to describe it.

It's all plot sweeping.

There are also only some classic plots, which will be read over and over again.

It's a pity that some people don't talk about martial arts. During the process of circulating, they directly tore off the paper where these classic plots are located, nominally so that they can be read in the textbook in the classroom.

But in fact, on the contrary, it is to enjoy alone in the dead of night, and it is not surprising to see the wonderful places and dance.

The female classmates also had a few more fun-loving ones, who asked the boys to borrow books, and then returned to the dormitory to circulate them one by one.

So this kind of thing is popular, and it doesn't distinguish between men and women at all.

After crossing over, in the high school in the American drama world, Nora Bean's series of novels are the most popular.

But there are not so many people here who don't talk about martial arts.

Because unless you tore the whole book, there is no point in tearing it apart.

The popular novels of the previous life, that is, the plot is mixed with these classic plots.

Nora Bean's novels, on the other hand, are all classic plots, with occasional plot twists.

Emmmm.

The style of the movie is the same...

In such a big environment, how could Luke have not seen it.

"I knew you had seen it!"

Howard smiled smugly, with a 'you've seen it too, so don't pretend'.

"I just use these books as reference books, unlike you."

Luke smiled reservedly.

"..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"No way?"

Leonard stammered.

"It's not what I think it is, is it?"

Chandler twitched the corners of his mouth.

"You also know that learning makes progress, and I love learning."

Luke smiled reservedly: "There must be my teacher in a threesome."

"hiss."

Howard only felt a toothache, and he didn't know whether it was because he took a breath of cold air for the ice, or because he was jealous and sour.

The most important thing is that he can't be said to be loaded by Luke.

Because this is likely to be the case.

If he had Luke's innate condition, he was sure he could live that life.

"Then you are still my mother's student."

Chandler groaned.

"Master, hello."

Luke laughed at Chandler sarcastically.

"Hello, apprentice."

Chandler smiled wryly.

He now wondered why he kept having Freudian nightmares.

damn it!
Blame his mother for being the queen of Liu Bei!
"Hey hey hey."

Howard's expression became unnatural for a while, and then he smiled sly again: "I also like to study, and I also use Nora Bean's book as a reference book~"

"you?"

Leonard looked at him contemptuously.

"Yes, it's me!"

Howard raised the chicken breast, wretched and proud: "Otherwise, why do you think I like Kung Pao chicken so much?"

"enough!"

Chandler couldn't listen anymore. He covered his ears and stood up and shouted, "We've talked too much, we don't need to continue this topic."

"Isn't it because it's delicious?"

Sheldon asked bluntly: "I didn't eat Chinese food before I went to college. After I went to college, I met Oscar and Darren in the next dormitory, and then I knew the beauty of Chinese food."

"Sheldon, we're not talking about whether Chinese food is good or not..."

Leonard struggled to explain the colors to a child.

"I know what you're talking about."

Sheldon said with disapproval: "I'm talking about Chandler Bean's mother, Nora Bean, I understand. When I was in college, the first time I met Oscar and Darren, they also thought my mother was hot. It's normal, look at me."

"Yes, yes, that's normal."

Howard smiled slyly: "Kung Pao Chicken is also one of Sheldon's favorite dishes~"

"Kung Pao Chicken is indeed one of my favorite Chinese dishes, but why does it feel wrong when you say it?"

Sheldon frowned.

"You feel right."

Luke sneered: "It depends on the person."

"Too."

Sheldon nodded suddenly.

"Although I haven't met Mrs. Cooper, I agree with Oscar and Darren... I heard you have a twin sister?"

Howard winked.

"Okay, everyone is hungry too."

Luke didn't want to listen any more, got up and proposed: "I know a very good cheesecake shop, and the Chinese food in it is also very good. Let's go eat Kung Pao Chicken together~"

Having said this, he glanced at Howard with a half-smile.

"Today is Monday and I eat Thai food."

Sheldon refused.

"Who's going over except Sheldon?"

Luke corrected the question.

"Are you going to explore new flavors with you, or stay and dine with Sheldon?"

Howard got up and smiled: "Let me think about it."

While speaking, he had already walked out.

Rajesh followed.

"Leonard?"

Seeing Leonard preparing to leave, Sheldon said unhappily, "According to the roommate agreement, tonight is Thai Food Day."

"But I want to go to lunch with Luke and the others."

Leonard resisted.

"It's not a question of whether you want to, it's a question of what to do."

Shelton insisted: "The roommate agreement says you have to help me arrange the Thai food."

"Look at me."

Seeing Leonard looking at him pitifully, Luke raised a finger and smiled at Sheldon: "There's a dirty sock in your room, and I won't tell you about it unless you agree with Leonard to go there. where."

"You are bullshitting."

Sheldon didn't believe it at all.

"You can think so, but can you bet?"

Luke laughed.

"..."

Sheldon raised his head, then stared at Luke with bulging eyes: "Curse you."

　Thanks for the reward of the top one and the sea after the rain!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)