If reality is gamified

Chapter 320 [Crouching dragon and phoenix chick]

Many people feel this way in their hearts, that is, men's seventh sense has always been inferior to women's.

In many cases, women's intuition is terribly accurate, they don't even need any logical inferences, they can see through everything with just one look.

This is also the reason why many men who take care of mistresses don't understand why their shameful deeds are exposed... In short, it's just that men can't understand how powerful they are.

But in fact, men's intuition is not so unbearable.

At least in some ways, their hunches are much more useful than women-for example, in games.

Just like now, not long after the start of the game, Chen Yilang felt this extremely strong sense of foreboding.

He felt inexplicably flustered for no reason, and as expected, when Chen Yilang had just completed the first buff, he heard an extremely pleasant battle report.

"first blood!"

Fuck?Is this the first blood?Maybe it was too fast... Chen Yilang felt a sudden cardiopulmonary arrest in his heart.

Immediately afterwards, he cut the screen and took a look, as expected, his guess was confirmed, the one who lost a blood was Fang Shuwen himself...

And something even more suffocating happened, that is, the little cousin who followed Fang Shuwen at the beginning also died right behind Fang Shuwen's ass.

"enemy-double kill!"

The broadcast of the opponent's shooter completing the double kill came out again. Chen Yilang took a closer look and saw Marco Polo, who had half a tube of blood left, returning to the city where he was, taunting him with extreme arrogance.

On the text chat interface, a line of messages popped up:
"[All] heights are lost with her (Marco Polo):?"

……

Chen Yilang and Liu Shiya: "..."

Fang Shuwen: "..."

Little cousin: "..."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

"Fair pot! You are good food!" The little cousin's [angry] logo was finally lit, and he said angrily with his cheeks puffed out.

【Ding! 】

[[lv13 bear monster] used [angry spray], causing a lot of mental damage to [lv15 prodigy]! 】

……

"What? I didn't say you cheated, but you still despise my food?"

When Fang Shuwen heard that his little cousin was the first to complain, he immediately exploded like a gunpowder keg, "Why don't you see what you are playing yourself?"

"Can't even be a nanny? No matter how handicapped you are, you can follow me with no brains. It's fine if your skills are brighter or worse!?"

"Does this require technology? Is it difficult?"

【Ding! 】

[[lv15 prodigy] used [ruthless throwing pot], causing a lot of mental damage to [lv13 bear monster]! 】

[Skill [Relentless Handsome Pot] comes with [Enrage] effect, [lv13 Big Bear Monster] has been successfully [Enrage]! 】

[[lv13 Big Bear Monster]'s [anger] status has been upgraded! 】

【…】

As soon as the system's voice fell, Chen Yilang saw at the same moment that the [angry] logo on the top of the little cousin's head lit up instantly, and then began to flash at a high speed.

"I'll go, whoever you don't want to eat!?"

The little cousin also exploded, and yelled at Fang Shuwen with a voice that had not yet experienced the voice change period:

"I want to give you milk too! You directly rush into other people's tower with 1 skill displacement, rolling and flashing, what should I give you milk? Father's love!?"

【Ding! 】

[[lv13 Big Bear Monster] used [Cub Roar], causing a lot of mental damage to [lv15 Prodigy]! 】

【…】

The decibel level of Fang Shuwen's voice is not the opponent of the little cousin at all. At the same time, because he is really a little bit wrong, the operation is also delayed, and he will feel guilty for a while, but he still fights back mercilessly:

"Don't just leave this here and keep talking about me!"

"Why don't you mention yourself too?"

"I died when I crossed the tower wave. I admit it. Your nanny is squatting behind. Why did you give it away?"

【Ding! 】

[[lv15 prodigy] used [ruthless counterattack], causing a lot of mental damage to [lv13 bear monster]! 】

……

"How dare you say it!?"

The little cousin was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, "I jumped the tower with you to die just to catch up with you!"

【Ding! 】

[[lv13 Big Bear Monster] used [Jedi Counterattack], causing a lot of mental damage to [lv15 Prodigy]! 】

[[lv15 child prodigy] was seriously injured by [lv13 bear monster], and has entered the state of [silence]! 】

……

Fang Shuwen: "..."

Fang Shuwen didn't expect his little cousin to be so righteous when he was beaten to death, and he didn't know how to answer the words for a while.

Chen Yilang and Liu Shiya on the side looked at each other, and at the same time showed eyes that I don't know how to describe...

Good guy, you two are putting this shooting assistant linkage together, you die and you get free...

It's fine if you die and get away, but you can still put the blame on each other, and you're drunk...

"Cousin Shuwen, little cousin." Chen Yilang couldn't help but gave the two of them a thumbs up, "You two really deserve to be crouching dragons and phoenixes!"

"Brother Langlang is right!"

[lv13 Big Bear Monster] The little cousin thought that Chen Yilang was praising himself, so he turned his head and glared at Fang Shuwen and said:
"But Cousin Langlang, you are wrong. I am the crouching dragon and phoenix chick. Cousin Shuwen is at best a stupid pig!"

The little cousin yelled loudly.

Chen Yilang nodded immediately: "That's right, that's right!"

Fang Shuwen: "..."

Fang Shuwen is about to vomit blood, dare to love his not-so-intelligent little cousin, it seems that he doesn't even understand the true meaning of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix...

【Ding! 】

[You used [Borrowing a Knife to Kill] and caused a lot of mental damage to [lv15 Prodigy]! 】

[You got: gold coins +2432, experience +2092! 】

……

Just like that, Fang Shuwen and his little cousin started to fight crazily.

At this moment, the game had only started for less than 10 minutes, and Chen Yilang couldn't help taking a look at the record. Sun Shangxiang had zero strokes and six strokes, and the nanny had zero strokes and eight strokes.

On average, these two people are already super ghosts.

"You are so pitiful, Cousin Shuwen, don't play with Sun Shangxiang in the future, please!"

"Are you teaching me how to do things? You can be a super ghost by playing with a nanny, and you're still here to beat me up!?"

[Sun Shangxiang was killed by the dragon! ]
Passer-by Xiang Yu: "?"

Little cousin: "Aren't you a super ghost?"

Fang Shuwen: "..."

Liu Shiya, who was quietly playing the game, couldn't bear it anymore: "Can you two be quiet? Can't you play a good game?"

Fang Shuwen was in a hurry: "Is it because I don't want to be quiet? It's because he keeps picking things up. I told him to do his homework, but you have to let him come over and play together!"

The little cousin said loudly: "Obviously it's Cousin Fang Shuwen who is really good! I've never seen such a bad shooter! With this skill, even if a bad guy like my mother comes to rank with him, he will probably have to be beaten." I'm so angry that I vomit blood!"

Aunt pushed the door open and entered: "?"

……

(End of this chapter)