If reality is gamified

Chapter 278 Hey, you missed it...

Although it was the first time for Chen Yilang to see the state of [Desperate Cooking], he immediately understood what it was all about.

——The doll costume he was wearing was really stuffy.

I don't know what kind of material this thick fabric is made of. The air permeability can't be said to be poor, it can only be said to be non-existent. Wearing such a piece of clothing, it feels like a whole person

They were all thrown into a steamer.

【HP-20】

【HP-20】

……

"And this damage is too high!"

"I can't stand it at all, it's too exaggerated, hey!"

Chen Yilang felt a violent blow in his heart.

"Such a difficult [Desperate Steaming], they must not be able to bear it..."

Chen Yilang silently looked at the other teammates beside him.

Teammate No. [-]: [Excited]!
Teammate No. [-]: [Excited]!
Teammate No. [-]: [Happy]!
[Intelligence: Money blinded my reason?Wrong, money makes me happy! 】

Chen Yilang: "..."

Well, it seems that my awareness of being a wage earner and a green little leek is not high enough...

Chen Yilang went around quietly, then found a window closest to the back door of the conference hall, and stood there.

The reason for choosing this place is also very simple, because according to Chen Yilang's knowledge, this large conference hall is already a product of a certain old history.

Therefore, its central air-conditioning system has aged quite badly. Even if the temperature is directly adjusted to the lowest level, the people sitting inside may not be able to feel the coolness.

Therefore, the things that can really cool the large conference hall are actually the two huge vertical air conditioners placed behind the conference hall.

In other words, the coolest place in the entire conference hall is not the middle, nor the back... but the two corners of the back row.

And the place where Chen Yilang is now is the vertical air conditioner closest to one of the corners.

Standing here, the cold wind blowing from the huge air conditioner, not long after it came out, a large part of it leaked out along the gap of the window, blowing to Chen Yilang

Body.

Compared to the air-conditioning that filled the entire conference room, this air-conditioning that seeps out can only be said to be a drop in the bucket, but to Chen Yilang, this is an indispensable one.

Extra life-saving straw.

"hiss……"

Accompanied by a gust of cold wind, Chen Yilang's body trembled subconsciously.

The crotch...is cool.

【Ding! 】

【You have been affected by [Silky Cool Breeze], and the effect of [Desperate Cooking] has been weakened! 】

【HP-18】

【HP-16】

【HP-14】

……

The cold air continuously leaking from the gap on the side of the window quickly lowered the strength of Chen Yilang's body surface.

How to say?
Abbreviation... side leakage?
Although the damn doll suit was still thick and stuffy, at least he felt less hot under the cold wind from the air conditioner.

In the end, the rate of decline in life points per second was also reduced to single digits. This innocuous damage has reached a level that can be completely ignored.

"It's okay, it's acceptable."

Chen Yilang stood on this feng shui treasure land, happily humming a song while hiding in the hood.

Not long after, the members of the External Relations Department, under the leadership of Lan Jiabin and Li Yuxiao, finished decorating the conference hall.

Although the Thanksgiving event is scheduled for three o'clock in the afternoon, according to other members of the external relations department, people will enter the venue one after another at two o'clock under normal circumstances.

As a warm-up, in the morning, there will be a base camp for consulting and answering questions outside the conference hall.

In other words, although it was far from afternoon, Chen Yilang and other teammates had to put on doll costumes to work at this time.

"This doll costume is so boring, I guess those guys must have a hard time..."

Chen Yilang sighed silently in his heart, and looked at the situation of other teammates with some difficulty through the holes of the two eyes on his headgear.

Then I saw a lot of dolls dangling in front of the door, with various status signs on their heads.

【Excited! 】

【excited! 】

【happy! 】

【…】

Chen Yilang: "..."

Well, it seems that he is worrying too much.

He was also worried that his group of dogs would be wronged because of being bullied by Lan Jiabin. Now it seems that he was thinking too much. Not only were the dogs not wronged, but they also had a great time.

, just because of the wages of ten yuan an hour...

Well, Chen Yilang has already realized deeply that he is no longer the old brother Lang.

He is no longer the kid who can make him happy for a long time with a pack of spicy sticks for [-] cents.

The increase in the satisfaction threshold made it more difficult for him to obtain happiness. A pack of spicy sticks would not be able to make him laugh like a child...at least ten packs.

"If that's the case, then I don't need to worry about them." Chen Yilang thought to himself.

After all, these dogs are happy... Look at them in doll costumes, how happy are they jumping around?
Do you think they are working part-time?

They are playing!

So since they are truly happy, it doesn't matter if they are squeezed by Lan Jiabin... After all, in this age, what is more precious than happiness?

In this way, he didn't have to pay attention to these dogs, and let them run wild happily on the territory of the external relations department.

"Well, you guys are playing wild, I'm serious about fishing, we all have a bright future..."

Chen Yilang said with satisfaction.

Just like that, on this sunny morning, in the corridor in front of the conference hall, Chibi Maruko, Tinker Bell, Mickey Mouse and Piggy Page... were jumping around happily,
The old customers of Nanxuan School Outreach Department greeted warmly, and the atmosphere was full of enthusiasm.

On the other side, by a small window in the back corner of the meeting room, I saw a weak, pitiful and helpless Kumamon standing there quietly, with cute eyes,

Leaning against the base of the wall, it seems to have entered a still picture directly.

But if you say he is still, he is not completely still.

Because whenever a passer-by happens to pass by, this cute Kumamon will raise his hand with a "swish" and hand out a promotional leaflet to the lucky passer-by.

If someone accepts the advertisement, it will happily wave.

And if the passer-by ignores him, it doesn't matter, even if the passer-by goes far away, he will not catch up, just stay in the distance without moving, waiting for another passer-by to pass by

, and then "whoosh" again...

There is quite a hint of "whether you like it or not, but if you want it, then we are still good friends".

All in all, it is very Buddhist.

"Hey, what is that Kumamon doing? Why isn't he moving?"

"Is there a possibility that it is actually fishing."

"Don't doubt it, this guy is."

"So who is he? Both of us are wearing doll costumes, and I can't recognize anyone!"

"It seems that Chen Yilang has been silent..."

"Eh? Could it be Brother Lang?"

"Fuck, is he so bold? Could he be too arrogant?"

"No wonder you all call him Brother Lang, this is the real big brother..."

"Let's stop imitating him and work hard. I don't want to be scolded by that backbone of Lan Jiabin..."

"That's right, what if our wages are deducted? Ten yuan an hour..."

A group of logistics department wearing dolls gathered together and chattered.

And soon, not long after, someone discovered this very interesting thing.

This cute and buddhist Kumamon is in stark contrast to a lot of other enthusiastic and energetic dolls.

As a result, this Kumamon, who had been hiding in the corner and paddling in the water, received more attention from passers-by.

Some passers-by will be startled by the sudden behavior of this Kumamon.

Some girls suddenly screamed "What a cute bear", and then enthusiastically took the flyer in its hand.

I even stepped forward to hug and take a photo with it, or secretly pulled its short tail to verify whether the person inside had put on the doll costume backwards...

Happiness belongs to passers-by, but Brother Lang has nothing.

"Fuck, who's pulling my tail again? And that young lady who touched my ass just now, just wait for me..."

Chen Yilang, who was hiding inside the Kumamon bear doll, felt pained and tired, but he couldn't refuse the enthusiasm of these passers-by.

This is totally wrong!
I obviously just want to stay here and touch the fish, why am I the busiest?
Unknowingly, the attention of passers-by began to be attracted by Chen Yilang who played the role of Kumamon.

The other dolls gradually began to realize that the situation seemed to be undergoing a series of changes.

No one came to play with them!

On the contrary, it was their brother Lang, who had been overwhelmed by all kinds of passers-by, especially the young ladies.

"...?" Looking at Brother Lang who was unable to extricate himself among the flowers, a series of question marks appeared on the faces of everyone.

"So this is Brother Lang's real style of play?"

"Pretending to be playing tricks, but actually using this tactic to crazily attract young ladies?"

"Holy shit, as expected of Brother Lang, the atmosphere, Brother Lang, this wave is in the atmosphere!"

"Brother Lang, tql!"

"Brother Lang can't bear everything for us alone, we have to work harder and work harder!"

……

【Ding! 】

【You used [Trump Role Model], which caused [Encouragement] effect on your teammates! 】

[Your teammates have entered the [excited] state! 】

[Excitement: In this state, the target's spiritual attributes will be greatly increased, and the negative emotional defuff will be completely purified! 】

……

"We may have misunderstood me..." Chen Yilang muttered silently. Although he didn't know what these dogs were thinking, for some reason he seemed to be in their hearts
It has established a particularly tall and heroic image.

but……

You guys come here and pull away the group of guys surrounding me, don't just talk and don't do it, hey!

At this time, Li Yuxiao, who happened to pass by the corridor with a stack of documents, also happened to see this interesting scene.

After walking back into the meeting room, he immediately asked Lan Jiabin curiously: "That silly Kumamon is interesting, who is that person inside?"

"A junior from the logistics department, forget it." Lan Jiabin said casually.

"I want to know his name." Li Yuxiao said.

"It should be called Chen Yilang."

Lan Jiabin thought about it for a while and said, "That kid is not very active. When the doll clothes were first brought up, the other students in the External Relations Department were very active, so he followed slowly."

"Later, everyone robbed all the clothes, and only
If you buy a Kumamon, it has no choice. "

"Oh." Li Yuxiao nodded thoughtfully, "It's interesting, I'll report the situation to the higher-ups when the time comes."

"Well, it's time to teach these newcomers who don't care about their work a lesson." Lan Jiabin nodded in agreement.

Although he has been staying in the meeting room and can't see the situation outside the corridor at all, he can guess with his toes that Chen Yilang must be lazy and was caught by their minister
The.

Naturally, the external relations department is not very good at directly criticizing the students in the logistics department, but the next time they have to report on their work, it will be a good time for them to criticize.

At this moment.

As the time approached the opening of the Thanksgiving event, more and more people gathered near the conference room.

Just as Chen Yilang, who was intending to catch fish, became more and more busy, a familiar figure slowly walked towards the crowd.

——The secretary-general of the student union of the school, Lu Shanshan.

She was dressed in black, and the lenses of the black-rimmed glasses reflected a few bright white lights under the light.

The work card hanging on her chest is obviously completely different from the other people beside her.

This is probably a kind of...status symbol?

"Damn it, why is Brother Lu here?" Mickey Mouse was the first to discover Lu Shanxuan, and immediately notified the other teammates.

"I guess it's the 'inspection' coming again, brother Lu and his department like to do it the most." Piggy Page said.

"I'm afraid of a hammer. Even if Brother Lu is here to inspect, it's the External Relations Department. Does it have anything to do with us? No!" The round-headed blue fat man was the most calm, "Anyway

We are just a bunch of wage earners, even if we are criticized, it will not be on our heads. "

"You're right, you're right, and aren't we all wearing doll costumes? Brother Lu doesn't have clairvoyant eyes, so he can't see us either!" Chibi Maruko echoed.

"But I feel that Brother Lang seems a little dangerous..." Mickey Mouse whispered.

The dolls calmly looked in the direction of Kumamon.

And very coincidentally, at this time, Lu Shanshan also noticed the bear.

A murderous look shot out from [Wild Lioness]'s eyes...

【Ding! 】

【Danger! 】

【You have been marked by [Nohara Lioness]! 】

[Tag: Prey! 】

……

　same as usual……

　　
　
(End of this chapter)