If reality is gamified

Chapter 213 [Spare Tire] and [Fish]...

Brother Lang is a little busy these days.

In addition to being busy with class affairs, club work, and school work...

I am also busy "talking about love" with Huang Zhenzhen.

Every day, he had to set aside at least half an hour for chatting with Huang Zhenzhen and cultivating their relationship.

no way.

This is the first link of his and Feng Tian's "Fish Frying Plan", and it is a very crucial move.

Chen Yilang could only sacrifice his hue for a while, as if he had dedicated his life to the revolution...

And with Chen Yilang's unremitting efforts.

The plan has indeed progressed quite well.

The most obvious change is that he and Huang Zhenzhen are becoming more and more familiar.

This girl is indeed an old [Queen of the Sea] with a high rank.

First of all, she has a pure and pleasant face.

In this face-seeking world, she has already killed more than 90% of the [Queen of the Sea] based on this alone...

Secondly, she herself is actually a house girl, and her biggest hobby is actually nesting in the quilt and having fun...

His grades are impeccable. It is said that he can be ranked in the top ten of the grade, which is quite excellent.

So no matter how you look at it, this is a character design of a good girl, and it's hard to make people think it's dangerous...

In addition, she is also well versed in chatting and flirting.

Between talking and laughing, she would say "no~" "little baby~" and "miss you~" just right from time to time.

It won't look particularly green tea, but it can also touch the heartstrings of little fishes invisibly...

It is almost difficult for a boy with little experience to resist this kind of offensive.

Even Brother Lang, who is used to seeing big waves, almost couldn't hold back—once, Huang Zhenzhen sent him a cool selfie.

Such big waves...he had never seen them before.

Just when Chen Yilang kept touching Huang Zhenzhen's old bottom.

Feng Tian on the other side.

There has also been considerable progress.

"Brother Lang!"

"I found it!"

Feng Tian excitedly ran into the dormitory, and put a stack of documents on Chen Yilang's desk:

"I found the fishing post posted by Huang Zhenzhen at that time."

"At that time, many people chatted privately on the confession wall and asked for her Penguin number."

"I asked Li Hao for help to get this list."

Feng Tian patted the file and said, "These are all boys who added Huang Zhenzhen!"

"... so many?"

Looking at the thick stack of documents on the desktop, Chen Yilang couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

Good guy, this fish pond is a bit big...

He picked up the paper and looked at it one by one:
"Li Jiahua, Grade 2018, College of Light Industry and Chemical Engineering, height 174cm, weight 74kg, grade point unknown..."

"Su Liqian, 2019 law school, 169cm tall, 76kg in weight, 3.7 GPA..."

"Chen Yuge..."

"Fu Jianghui..."

"..."

In Nantah.

The confession wall has always been a platform that does not look serious, but is very serious.

The reason why it is not serious is naturally because there are too many [Sea Kings] and [Sea Girls] like Huang Zhenzhen active here.

And legitimate reasons.

When posting a post about finding a partner here, a real-name registration is required.

The platform will be responsible for reviewing the identity information of the publisher. If it is a person outside the school, it will refuse to submit.

So [Big Foot Picker] Li Hao naturally has this information in his hands.

Li Hao was naturally unwilling to help this favor at first.

After all, this kind of involves the privacy of the students, although the secret personal information involved is not a lot...

until later.

Feng Tian told Li Hao his tragic story and their "fish bombing operation", and then reported Chen Yilang's name.

Li Hao quickly made what he thought was the right choice.

"After all, Chen Yilang is the agent of Fanhua Bar..."

"Although the bar hasn't opened yet, it's still a very important potential customer..."

After weighing the pros and cons, Li Hao nodded in agreement.

that's it.

Feng Tian settled the matter without much effort.

Just as Chen Yilang was flipping through the documents.

【Ding! 】

[Information: A new wild monster has been discovered! 】

"Ok?"

Chen Yilang picked up a document that he was about to put down just now.

It was a sophomore boy named Li Zelin, majoring in Chinese Language and Literature.

Above his name, a new dialog box popped up.

[lv10 spare tire monster]

[Spare Tire Monster: A monster who loyally follows [Hai Hou] and [Scum Girl] and has a very low sense of existence. The talent skill is [Wait]! 】

[Information: Spare tire monsters are extremely patient monsters. For a chance to become a regular, they can even wait until the sea is dead! 】

……

"Got you."

"good buddies."

Chen Yilang picked out Li Zelin's information.

Then keep scrolling down.

Followed by.

Chen Yilang found several more [spare tire monsters].

Then, he found 【Fish Monster】

[Fish monster: A monster that is active in the [Haihou] pond after being caught by [Sea King] or [Haihou], harmless to humans and animals. 】

[Information: Do you want [Fish Monster] to be obedient?Feel free to [feed] them! 】

……

"Okay."

"Another victim."

Chen Yilang continued to choose.

Then he found 【Fat Fish Monster】...

[Fat fish monster: a [fish monster] that is better developed than ordinary [fish monsters], and is usually the object of feeding and fishing for [sea kings] and [sea queens]]

……

finally.

After working for half an hour.

Chen Yilang finally found all the victims.

There are a total of 4 [spare tire monsters], 19 [common fish monsters], and 2 [excellent fish fry]...

Chen Yilang is numb, he is indeed the top old sea king, he really knows how to play.

"Fuck?"

"Are there so many of this??"

Feng Tian was dumbfounded.

"Yes, it is."

Chen Yilang patted the stack of materials on the table with a smile, "Didn't expect that? You were one of them back then!"

"..." Looking at the thick stack of documents on the table, Feng Tian suddenly fell into deep thought...

"And then, Brother Lang?" Feng Tian asked impatiently, "What's the next plan?"

"Don't worry."

"More haste less speed."

Chen Yilang smiled and dismissed Feng Tian first.

Anyway, he basically can't help with the next work.

After obtaining the information of these victims.

Chen Yilang added them all.

When sending a friend request for the first time.

Only a few people here and there got through.

Without exception, all the replies I received were "Who are you?" Replies...

After Chen Yilang thought about it, he changed his tactics.

He added it again, and wrote in the verification message: "I have Huang Zhenzhen's Haokang photo in my hand."

【Ding! 】

[You used [Ecstasy Trick], which attracted the attention of a large number of [monsters]! 】

[A large wave of [monsters] is approaching, please stay vigilant! 】

……

"Brother, borrow one to talk."

"Fellow Daoist, who are you? I'm sure you are my friend!"

"Damn! Why do you have a picture of my wife? Tell me the truth!"

"[Question mark.jpg] I am her boyfriend, who are you?"

"..."

After a while.

Chen Yilang's message box was filled with all kinds of friend addition verification requests.

"Oh, man."

Chen Yilang couldn't help smiling.

The old saying is indeed true, a man is a pervert until death...

According to the original plan.

Chen Yi created a new Penguin, and quickly added them all.

After adding everyone.

Chen Yilang didn't go to greet them one by one.

Instead, they were immediately pulled into a newly created group chat.

"Hello, everyone."

"May I ask, what is this group for?"

"Where is the group leader? Come out and squeak."

"..."

Just joined the group.

The curious [Spare Tire Monster], [Fish Monster] and [Fat Fish Monster] started chattering in the group.

After everyone is almost here.

Chen Yilang typed:
"Hello, fellow victims."

"I am the group leader."

"You can call me 'a nice guy who won't be named'."

"Then now, I want to announce a very bad news to you all."

"first."

"If I'm not mistaken, the goddess you are chasing now is a girl named Huang Zhenzhen from our school, right?"

talking.

Chen Yilang uploaded a photo of Huang Zhenzhen in the group.

[Spare tire]: "I don't know what you're talking about, group leader, but I still want more pictures of Haokang."

[Spare tire]: "Add one to the one upstairs."

[Fish]: "What the hell? So the brothers in this group are all rivals in love? I advise you to stop, everyone, last week, she invited me to watch "Women's Federation 4"!"

[Fish]: "That's it? I haven't said that she gave me carambola the day before yesterday. It's green and sweet!"

[Fat Fish]: "Hehe, brothers upstairs, is it interesting to brag? She just agreed to my confession last night, and I'm going to take a walk with her by the river tonight!"

"balabalabala..."

Chen Yilang: "..."

numb.

Why are these guys still inexplicably arguing?
Moreover, from [Fat Fish Monster] to [Spare Tire Monster], a chain of contempt was wonderfully formed...

"Cough cough."

"Be quiet, everyone, and listen to me."

"The purpose of my calling everyone here is not to separate the winner from the loser, nor to fight to the death..."

"Everyone here today is actually not an opponent, but a teammate!"

Chen Yilang said, "Because all of you are victims of this game..."

[Back Tire Monster]: "Victim? What do you mean, group leader?"

[Fish Monster]: "That's right, aren't we all alive and well, where did we get killed?"

[Fat Fish Monster]: "Victimized? I have been nourished by love recently, is this considered victimized?"

"Then you have to listen carefully, everyone."

Chen Yilang said:
"I will solemnly inform you now."

"Although your goddess Huang Zhenzhen is really cute and provocative."

"But unfortunately."

"In her eyes, you are all just a group of spare tires and fish, pawns in a game."

"You will never win her heart, because she never gave you a chance from the beginning to the end."

……

Chen Yilang finished speaking.

The group fell into a sudden silence.

After several minutes, someone came out:

[Spare tire]: "Impossible! Zhenzhen is definitely not such a person!"

[Fish]: "That's right! She forgot to reply to my messages, and she was hot and cold to me, just because I didn't have the ability to make her fall in love with me, woo woo woo..."

[Fat Fish]: "Brother, are you too sour? Are you trying to separate Zhenzhen and me, and then secretly confess to Zhenzhen?"

Chen Yilang's cut is a bit painful, your brain skills are quite strong...

But it's not their fault.

After all, they are a group of [fish] that can be hooked by the [Queen of the Sea], how can they be expected to be so smart?

Coupled with the buff of "man in love", this IQ is needless to say...

So Chen Yilang said again:
"It's okay, everyone."

"You don't have to be so quick to judge."

"Tonight at seven o'clock, I will broadcast a program about the goddess Huang Zhenzhen on time, welcome to watch then~"

Say it.

Chen Yilang also posted a notice on the bulletin board.

"Live show? What the hell?"

"Who the hell is this group of masters? They're nagging..."

"Wouldn't it be a liar, brothers?"

"Whatever, I'm bored tonight anyway, so I'll come up to see what this guy is going to do..."

Amidst the chattering discussions among the group members, Chen Yilang closed the message box of the group chat.

Then he sent a message to Huang Zhenzhen backhandedly:
"Good drop."

"At seven o'clock tonight, see you at the main entrance of Nanxuan University~"

Well, that's right.

The message Chen Yilang replied.

Not long ago, Huang Zhenzhen sent him a date invitation——

Huang Zhenzhen: "Hey, Chen Yilang~"

Huang Zhenzhen: "We've been chatting for so long, why don't we have a face tonight~"

Huang Zhenzhen: "There is no class tonight, and tomorrow happens to be the weekend, what do you think, student Chen Yilang?"

Then there was the scene of Chen Yilang pulling a large number of victims into the group just now.

After receiving Chen Yilang's reply, Huang Zhenzhen happily replied: "Okay, see you soon~ Then I'll take a shower first!"

A smile appeared on the corner of Chen Yilang's mouth.

very good……

Let him get to know this [Queen of the Sea] well, and see who she is...

*
*
Six forty in the evening.

Chen Yilang, who had arranged his attire and hairstyle.

According to the agreement with Huang Zhenzhen, he came outside the main gate of the school.

He deliberately set it 10 minutes earlier to debug the live broadcast tool.

After turning on the live broadcast function, Chen Yilang picked up the selfie stick and turned on the front camera on the phone.

In the live broadcast room, more than a dozen people came at once.

"Fuck! So it's Brother Lang!"

"Brother Lang!? That Brother Lang who overthrew the head of the school's sports department?"

"Brother Lang! Thanks to you, I'm finally free from the misery of morning running!"

"I didn't expect it to be you, Brother Lang!"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room changed 360 degrees in an instant.

【Ding! 】

[You have used the skill: [Leader's Majesty]! 】

[Affected by the effect of the title of [People's Hero], [Leader's Majesty] has received a bonus! 】

[[Spare Tire], [Fish], and [Fat Fish] have entered the [Support] state! 】

……

Chen Yilang: "...Uh, don't get excited, can you see the picture clearly?"

"Yes, Brother Lang!"

"Very OK, very high-definition and uncensored."

"Here we come, so what exactly is the group leader planning to do?"

"You'll find out later."

Chen Yilang raised a finger to his lips and said, "Wait a while and watch quietly, no one should make a sound."

"okay!"

"Brother Lang, I'll sew my mouth shut right away!"

"I have been professionally trained and will never make a sound."

A group of [monsters] in the state of [support] immediately replied obediently.

Seeing this group of monsters cooperate so well, Chen Yilang was quite satisfied.

It didn't take long.

It's not yet seven o'clock.

Huang Zhenzhen walked out of the campus and met Chen Yilang face to face.

"Hello, classmate Chen."

Huang Zhenzhen trotted and waved, smiling pleasantly, "I finally met you in person, you are much more handsome than in the photo~"

talking room.

A system logo also popped up above her head.

[Target: lv12 Queen of the Seas]

[Haihou: A rose-like, beautiful-looking female monster that is actually extremely dangerous. The natural abilities are [casting nets], [fishing], [fishing], [feeding]... You Xi attacks young and innocent Male creature! 】

[As [Queen of the Sea], they are born to be the natural enemies of [Fish Monster], [Licking Dog] and [Spare Tire Monster]! 】

……

"You too, classmate Huang Zhenzhen." Chen Yilang said with a smile.

"Student Chen, what is this?"

Huang Zhenzhen noticed the selfie stick in Chen Yilang's hand, and asked curiously.

"Ah, this is my first date with classmate Huang. I think it's very commemorative, so I thought about making a vlog to record it."

Chen Yilang smiled innocently.

"Wow, do you know how to shoot vlogs? You are too good, classmate Chen!"

Huang Zhenzhen's star eyes lit up, and she exclaimed with a reddish face, "Could you teach me next time, classmate Chen?"

【Ding! 】

[[lv12 Queen of the Sea] used [sugar-coated shells] to attack you! 】

[Sugar-coated cannonball: After hitting the target, it will generate a lot of mental shock damage, making the target enter the state of [depressing intelligence] and [floating]. 】

[Please pay attention to avoid attacks! 】

……

"Haha, no, no, I'm good at it, so I just pat it casually..."

Chen Yilang smiled lightly.

She really deserves to be the Queen of the Sea...

This boastful tone and demeanor are both sincere and comfortable, it is really hard for people to say defensively...

You have to cheer up and be more careful.

[Miss! 】

【You successfully dodged the [sugar-coated cannonball]! 】

[You got: experience +478]

[The proficiency of the skill [lv2 back jump] has been improved! 】

……

"Hey, classmate Chen is quite modest." Huang Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue, and smiled strangely, "Let's go, let's go have dinner~"

Done.

Huang Zhenzhen laughed happily, then leaned close to Chen Yilang's body, and grabbed his wrist.

……

【Ding! 】

【Danger! 】

[[lv12 Queen of the Sea] has locked you as a [key fishing target]! 】

[Please pay attention to dodge! 】

(End of this chapter)