Watching a live broadcast, I was actually regarded as a fairy teacher?

Chapter 95 Are you crazy, is this hyperthyroidism?

I have to say, this anchor is really a fucking tiger!

Just tell me, which homeless man is hiding in the hospital in white clothes in the middle of the night?

This is obviously tricky!

"Family, we see that the homeless man in front of us seems a bit shy, just like the Pipa girl who is still holding a pipa and half covering her face. As an outstanding five-good youth in society, it is our bounden duty to help the homeless. Go, follow the camera and fish finder Take everyone over there to have a look!"

Su Fan introduced in a dignified manner, and at the same time accelerated his speed.

It is impossible to run.

I can take on the weird science popularization task of Dragon Kingdom.

"Pipa girl? Is it my duty to help the homeless?"

Yuan Wuya and Ouyang Luoyi glanced at each other.

Mr. Su, is this really the first live broadcast?This is so obviously a veteran!

It was said so easily, if it wasn't for the tricksters, they would have almost believed it.

"Ah this??"

In dormitory 303, contemporary college students are confused online.

The guy in front of him is really weird. Is this salted fish fairy master Yu Tanzhang so calm?
What is the unshirkable responsibility of the five good youths?

Everyone gasped.

[The tramp is a bit shy? 6666~]

[Don't say anything, people are not afraid of death, the world is invincible, the real hammer anchor committed suicide! 】

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

You say he is a lunatic, but he is quite normal.

But you say he is a normal person, but what he does is not normal.

[Are the anchors like this now?I don't even want my life for traffic. 】

In the live broadcast room, under Su Fan's anti-human showmanship, a large number of people came to watch, and the number of online viewers rose from more than 1 to [-] in an instant.

Everyone wanted to see what kind of posture this deadly anchor would take.

After all, in this 404 hospital, a streamer just died five hours ago.

Brother Meng is a rookie in the adventure zone.

It's just so cool.

I heard that the bodies were not intact.

At this moment, another anchor came to explore, and it can only be said that he would die for the traffic.

As the camera moved forward, Su Fan slowly approached the gate of Hospital 404.

The water friends in front of the screen choked for a while, because they had already seen the strange appearance clearly.

Dressed in white, his face was pitted and scarred like a honeycomb, and he looked extremely terrifying.

"Hey buddy, what are you doing? Need help?"

Su Fan greeted the 'homeless man' hiding behind the hospital gate.

Seeing these two people walking towards him, Na Gui felt a little dazed, especially when one of them even greeted him, so he stood stupidly behind the gate!
[Hiss——, what kind of divine operation is this? 】

[I watched a suicide live broadcast in the middle of the night?A Guide to Eating Human Beings? 】

Netizens in the live broadcast saw Su Fan greet Gui, and question marks filled the entire public screen!

This is probably one of the most deadly methods in the Dragon Kingdom, right?

When a normal person sees a trick, shouldn't he just run away?

"It seems that the welfare of our society needs to be further improved. Look at this homeless man, he seems to have hyperthyroidism, and his eyeballs are all popping out. And everyone, look at this face, there is no nose, there is only a small hole, how can he breathe? Well! We must care for the handicapped, and if we see something like this, we can help."

Su Fan pointed at the villain and said, and then smacked the other's eyeballs with his hand, making the protruding eyeballs slightly inlaid.

Under normal conditions, they are spirit bodies.

But Su Fan is a man of deception, so he can touch deception with special spells.

Sly has a sly language, and he can even communicate with Sly if he wants to.

Just after his voice fell, Bai Ling moved up close with his mobile phone.

For some reason, she only felt a tingling sensation in her scalp.

Is this Mr. Su really human? ?

Normal people have fear in the face of these strange things.

But the key point is that the other party is even good at helping Gui to smash the eyeballs in?

[The eyeballs are falling out, do you call this hyperthyroidism? 】

[Are you sure this is called a disabled person?The eyeballs are like this, and half of the face is missing. Which family of disabled people looks like this? 】

[Help if you can, so you stuff people's eyes into eye sockets?I really believe in your evil! ! 】

Seeing Su Fan's actions, the netizens in the live broadcast room felt as if they were being strangled by the neck, and had difficulty breathing.

At the same time, they confirmed that the anchor was purely talking nonsense.

The eyes of a normal person are one of the most sensitive parts of the entire body.

It is also one of the most vulnerable places.

Who can directly smash the eyes into the eye sockets?
And this person has a blue face and no nose!
The scariest thing is that he doesn't have a normal mouth, the whole thing looks like a skull!
Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open? What are you doing?
"Hey, everyone, take a look here, there seems to be a homeless man here, friend, are you together?"

Su Fan walked towards the hall as if he had discovered a new continent.

Bai Ling bit the bullet and walked into the dark hall.

The camera is aligned, and there is a human hand on the ground.

And squatting there is a person with no hair on the top of his head, full of bumps and various bright reds.

The corner of his mouth was still stained with blood, and his face was extremely pale with bloodstains.

"Wang-"

The next second, the one squatting on the ground rushed towards Su Fan without any warning.

[It's over, Barbie Q is over! 】

【At the dinner table, I sit at the children's table. 】

[Let's play music, don't watch it, the anchor is cold. 】

Turning around abruptly, sure enough, the hearts of the netizens in the live broadcast room tightened.

It is basically certain that this anchor is dead!

It's a good adventure, and it has become a deadly column forcibly. I can only sigh that the ways of committing suicide these days are really strange! !

The camera shook for a moment, and just when everyone thought Su Fan was dying together, something unimaginable happened.

"My family, I really didn't expect this miserable homeless brother to be so enthusiastic. He couldn't wait to hug me the first time he saw me."

Su Fan said to everyone in the live broadcast room.

【You call this a warm hug?Do you believe this? ? 】

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw that Su Fan put his arms around this weird neck, and then pressed down!
If you talk about fighting, they will believe it!
You say warm hugs, this is simply out of reach, okay!
[It shouldn't be, isn't this weird?How could he strangle Gui's neck?Could it be that this is really not a trick, but a tramp? ? 】

Some netizens in the live broadcast room are also confused at the moment.

Several anchors have trouble tonight.

In the battle between humans and tricks, in the end, it is the humans who lose miserably.

"Can you still play like this?"

In bedroom 303, the three of Fatty Wang faced each other.

Their expressions fully demonstrated how shocked they were at the moment!
"You say Immortal Master Xianyu is doing this for what?"

Fatty Wang asked very incomprehensibly at the moment.

They are the ones who come down with each other all the way.

From the original Soul Sealing Village to the security guard Xiao Huo Moying incident to the school's red-clothed female ghost, this fairy master must have real means.

It is impossible for him not to know that these are tricks!
But the point of doubt right now is, why did the other party do this?
"I don't know either. Maybe it's to start a live broadcast to make money? Or to increase popularity through the live broadcast?"

Huo Ren was also puzzled at the moment.

"Have you ever thought that he is probably popularizing science?"

At this moment, Yan Yushan opened his mouth and said.

"Science?"

When the two heard this, there was a puzzled look in their eyes.

"Hmm, I think it may be that the strange things have soared recently, and this kind of thing can no longer be hidden, so the relevant department invited the fairy master out to let the other party conduct science."

Yan Yushan expressed his conjecture.

Tonight, they saw the news that the anchor was killed by tricks, and it was not an exception.

From the original Soul Sealing Village to the present, this strange line seems to have never stopped.

"If it's a real science popularization, it's okay to just tell everyone how to do it? I feel that the fairy master is a bit messy, and he deliberately made everyone fearful!"

Fatty Wang accepted this conjecture.

But there was one thing he didn't understand.

Why is the painting style of Xianshi's live broadcast room so serious and nonsense.

"We are both from liberal arts. When you were in history class, the teacher directly told you that this is the key point and this is the key point and this is the key point. Do you feel sleepy? It's boring? But if the other party changes the way and changes all kinds of interesting things And in terms of knowledge, do you feel that it is not boring or sleepy? Especially when it comes to the unofficial history of some big figures?"

Yan Yushan used the college entrance examination model to analyze the fat man.

He guessed that Immortal Master Xianyu did this on purpose.

The purpose is to let everyone deeply remember.

Also less serious.

In a serious environment, people actually cannot remember many things firmly and are easy to forget.

But once a person learns knowledge in a joyful or emotional environment, it can often last longer.

Strangeness is a very serious topic, and this method can also be used to break it down a little bit.

I have to say that Immortal Master Xianyu really took great pains.

"Oh I got it!"

Fatty Wang seemed to understand something after hearing this.

[Damn it, this world is too crazy!The trick was subdued by humans! 】

[It shouldn’t be. In fact, I’m a relative of Brother Meng, the former adventure anchor. His big guy has no power to fight back against these tricks. How did this anchor do it? 】

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded.

What's weird? ?
Even Bai Ling was suffocated for a while, the reason the camera was shaking just now was because she was about to draw her gun.

As soon as the strange man made any moves, she would shoot, but Su Fan actually hugged Weird's body?
Simply incredible! !

"Brothers like this kind of enthusiasm, we usually prick a little blood from our own fingertips, and then smear it on our man or wrist to greet each other."

At this moment, Su Fan slightly raised his hand.

On the palm of his hand, there happened to be a red dot.

I don't know when it got stuck.

[Netizen: xx gave Inspector Yu a confession balloon as a present!And said awesome! 】

[Netizen: xxx presents the No. 6666 rocket for live streaming of Yu Tan Chang Hu Yu!And call [-]~~】

……

All kinds of gifts are flying in the instant live broadcast room!

But there is no culture, only one sentence can go all over the world! !
"Family, since this homeless brother is so enthusiastic, we can't be shabby, right? We just brought a bottle of Wang Xingmai to quench the homeless brother's thirst."

All I saw was that Su Fan took out a bottle of red liquid from his bag.

[Wang Xingmai? ? 】

Question marks appeared one after another in the live broadcast room.

What is this? ?

They have never heard of such a drink!
"This brother seems to have a small problem with his mouth. He can't open it. I don't know if something went wrong after chewing betel nuts. Let us pry his mouth open."

In front of all the netizens in the live broadcast room, Su Fan flipped Cui Yi to the ground.

In the end, he forcibly opened this treacherous mouth!
[Sly: What the fuck are you the real sly! ! 】

The netizens in the live broadcast room were suffocated for a while, they were sure that the one on the ground was absolutely creepy!

The fish inspector directly pressed the opponent to the ground and opened his mouth.

Just looking at each other's eyes now, they knew how desperate he was!

"The next step is to give him a drink, Wang Xingmai, just drink it like this."

Su Fan directly poured it down on the enthusiastic homeless brother who rushed over.

"Guru Guru~"

【Smoke? ! 】

[My God, what happened?Why is this shit smoking? 】

In the next second, everyone was dumbfounded. They saw the ghost smoke.

"Did you see that after quenching your thirst, the homeless brothers even danced with their arms and legs to thank you?"

Su Fan left Gui's body.

In the next second, I saw the ghost rolling crazily on the ground.

And jumped up directly! !

Seeing this, Bai Ling was also very sensible to follow up closely.

[He is clearly living rather than dying, thank God for dancing! 】

[Brothers, if you believe the nonsense of this fish inspector, you will lose. Now I seriously suspect that he is the one who is cheating! 】

Netizens in the live broadcast room sighed.

This trick is smoking, and it is jumping and jumping to hit the wall!
Everything around me floated unconsciously.

The other party's body also became more and more transparent, and even prepared to disappear directly.

You tell them that the other party is thanking you and even presenting a dance. Who will believe this lie?I don't believe it! !

[It's over, it's over, people are gone!Bah, it's gone! ! 】

【I just want to see it now, what else can you make up, Inspector Yu? ! 】

At this moment, everyone saw that the treachery that had been bouncing just now had completely disappeared.

Not even a shadow was found.

This is completely a real hammer!

Otherwise, how could a person disappear for no reason, right?

[Ah!Brothers, what the hell is Wang Xingmai?Solve! ! 】

[I didn't find this drink on the Internet, but according to the literal meaning, Wang Xing means dog, and Mary, according to the red liquid, I immediately thought of Bloody Mary, blindly guessing it is dog blood? 】

At the same time, some netizens are now very interested in the drink that Su Fan uses.

After all, it can kill ghosts and eliminate ghosts!
If you have this kind of drink in your hand, will you still be worried when you encounter trouble? ?
"Family, I am not concentrated sulfuric acid that can destroy corpses. I am black dog blood. The brother just smoked a little after drinking it. In fact, it is easy to explain. Eating dog meat will get angry and drink dog blood. Get angry, of course, it is said that splashing dog blood can also receive the same miraculous effect."

I only saw Su Fan talking to the audience in front of the camera at this moment.

Smart netizens have already taken notes in their notebooks!
And it feels like a new world has been discovered.

On the other hand, some netizens were crazy about rewarding Su Fan.

Although it seems a little nonsensical, in fact, they think the anchor is popularizing science.

Tell them that this black dog's blood can prevent tricks and kill tricks!
"Huh? That's strange, where did the homeless man who was still making noise just now go? Do you know this brother??"

Su Fan turned around and came to the man in white who had half his face disfigured and his eyes were about to fall out.

He shook his head stiffly.

Apparently he was overwhelmed by the scene just now.

"Oh, forget it, then we don't care about him, I'm not talking about you, this homeless brother, we have to treat well if we have hyperthyroidism, look at this eye is going to fall out."

Su Fan was good at poking the opponent's eyeballs inward.

[Look at scaring people's treachery! 】

【My God, Inspector Yu, you are a devil! 】

The reward is here again.

Less than 10 minutes after the broadcast started, the total amount of rewards reached hundreds of thousands.

The number of online viewers in the live broadcast room reached more than 20.

You know, it's past one o'clock in the morning.

Gui took a look at Su Fan with those eyes that were already pinched.

"Do you want to drink some Wang Xingmai too?"

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