Watching a live broadcast, I was actually regarded as a fairy teacher?

Chapter 19 Do the college entrance examination reading questions?

I heard the other party say that.

It seemed that everyone had a clue.

【Are you trying to say, 'The evil god welcomes guests with three minutes of rain' does not mean that it will rain for three minutes, but just means that it will rain. Three minutes here means a small amount? 】

[I seem to understand a little bit! 】

[I seem to have realized something! 】

Netizens in the live broadcast room come from all walks of life.

At this moment, someone immediately understood what Han Jie meant.

"That's right, as a local living in this area, Xianyu must know that there is a high probability that it will rain today. As long as it rains, his reputation as a fortune teller is solid. If it doesn't rain, at most he will snort at this person." That's all."

Only saw Han Jie at this moment and said to him.

[Ah! ! 】

[Fuck, it seems to be such a truth! ! 】

[City routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the roads in the village are slippery, and people's hearts are more complicated! 】

Some netizens in the live broadcast room suddenly realized!

[Then why exactly 3 minutes?The goddess of early summer used her mobile phone to time the time for a full 3 minutes!What a coincidence! 】

Some netizens also asked.

"As for why it is 3 minutes, there is indeed such a coincidence in the world. I just checked it out specifically for this issue. This place happened to be passing through the wind and rain, and our place is considered a valley, and the rainy clouds were blown by the wind from here. In the past, it was about 3 minutes!"

Han Jie explained to him.

[Talent, brother! 】

[Mom asked the kneeling series, if you don't accept the wall, you will accept it! ! 】

[Sure enough, theology was finally explained by science. How can there be so many gods and gods in this world? In the final analysis, the knowledge mastered by others happens to be our blind spot, so let him pretend! 】

[Garbage salted fish, dare to lie to us, your mother is dead! 】

[Salted fish has no mother!This kind of liar would have died a long time ago! 】

Hearing this scientific explanation, the netizens in the live broadcast room exploded one after another!

I didn't expect my kindness to be consumed by others again!
This kind of person is really hateful! !
【But why did he do this? Bingbing and Chuxia didn't offend him? 】

[Yeah, there is something wrong with this person, is it because he can't see others, okay?Both Bingbing and Chuxia worked so hard to do adventure shows in the mountains. They are much better than those anchors who chat with each other all day with a hundred-level beauty and flirtatiousness, and use sound cards to lip-sync to cheat other people's money, okay? 】

[Maybe this person is the anchor you said upstairs who cheated people with a [-]-level beauty, and used a sound card to sing along to chat with fat houses? 】

[Holy shit, using the sound card to fake singing to chat with the fat house, I feel that I have been connoted. 】

Netizens in the live broadcast room are discussing heatedly.

Suddenly, the big brother at the moment sent out a barrage silently with bitterness and tears.

Instantly, like 99+.

After all, the Qiao Biluo incident that exploded on the Internet last time is still vivid in my memory.

"Actually, I think there are two possible reasons why he worked so hard. First, I saw the other party claiming to be an alumnus before, so let me count you as a member of our school. Did Chu Xia and Bing Bing offend you before, so You've been coming over to make trouble tonight, if so, I apologize for them and hope you don't make trouble again."

At this moment, Han Jie has a very sincere attitude towards the camera.

[Damn, I also think it must be the case! ! 】

[Salted fish, what kind of a hero is he who uses tricks on the Internet, if he has the ability, come to us! 】

[Honestly speaking, salty fish, you, a heavy-duty loli with a small stomach but a weight of 180 jins, is really disgusting!Does your mother know how jealous you are?Oh, you have no mother! ! 】

Netizens cursed one by one!
Looking at the barrage of support for him, Han Jie was already happy.

Finally found a chance to perform well in front of Bingbing! !
Xianyu, you are the stepping stone for me to catch up with Bingbing! !

Han Jie has been in love with Ye Yubing for three whole years, and he has fallen in love with Ye Yubing since he joined the expedition agency.

"Senior Han Jie."

Zhang Xiaoqiao crossed her arms.

He also has strong logical reasoning ability, and is so gentlemanly and refined.

When she looked at Han Jie, her eyes changed.

"As for the second reason, in the final analysis, it is just for a profit. First, pretend to be a trick to attract a group of believers in the live broadcast room, and then find a way to harvest the leeks of a wave of fans, and even monetize the fan traffic."

Han Jie said again.

[Fuck me! ! 】

[Grass, labor and management just paid attention to this bastard! 】

[I've also paid attention to it, so I'm going to unblock it now, I dare to be so insidious and cunning, fortunately Brother Jie is here, otherwise I would have been tricked by you! ! 】

[Brother Lang kicked away Xianyu's deceitful disguise before, and now Brother Jie has torn off the dirty face of Xianyu. I guess the yellow talisman and the like before were the result of the fog and the other party was about to disperse, so It was deliberately foreshadowing, the chain is intertwined, and it is extremely vicious! ! 】

[This person should be punished! ! 】

【punish! ! 】

At this moment, a large number of netizens are criticizing Su Fan! !
I can't wait to peel off his skin and eat his flesh!
Su Fan who was chatting with 'ESM' was dumbfounded.

The message starts out as a red dot.

Then the numbers in the red dots inexplicably changed to 40, 60, 90, 99+.

He exited and took a look, good guy, he was scolded again! !
And this time, they scolded even harder than before, overwhelming! !
These people are stupid!
He praised him just now, but now he can't wait to scold his ancestors out of the coffin!
"Brothers, what do you think?"

Fatty Wang asked everyone in the dormitory.

Naturally, he was also involved in what happened just now.

"Actually, what Han Jie said has some logical problems, so I'm staying on the sidelines."

The man who studies philosophy said.

"I also stay on the sidelines."

Huo Ren also spoke at this moment.

In fact, deep down in his heart, he was still the one who believed in salted fish.

"Second brother, you are half-hearted and crackling, which beautiful woman are you chatting with tonight? Tell me quickly, what do you think of this incident in the live broadcast room?"

The fat man came under Su Fan's bed, and Li Ronghao's small eyes like slits looked at him.

"How does it feel to do reading comprehension for the college entrance examination?"

Su Fan had roughly figured out what was going on just now.

It turned out that alumnus Han Jie forcibly added a scientific explanation to him.

In fact, it sounds reasonable at first glance.

To be honest, if he didn't have all the things along the way, he might not believe it!
But all these facts now prove that the world is not that simple.

Moreover, "the evil god welcomes guests with three minutes of rain" is followed by the phrase "two drops of pearls for lonely souls and ghosts".

What does that mean.

The evil god is in charge of the division of the underworld, and is responsible for subduing the vicious and evil people who do all kinds of crimes.

If someone who has never done evil and has a good heart is killed by these vicious and evil tricks for no reason, he will welcome them in as a distinguished guest. After all, he himself was killed unjustly, and it is the worst thing to see. Besides, he can help these people solve their troubles. Increase the achievements of the underworld.

So when these people pass by or want to go out after entering the door, it will rain for 3 minutes. If people are outside, they will come in to hide from the rain.

If people are inside, then there will be heavy rain to soak the dirt road at the door to prevent the people in the temple from going out.

And if it's an ordinary lonely soul sneaking in by mistake, the evil god will drive them away with two drops of rain.

As for why it is three.

That's because [-] is an extreme number, with nine at the top, six at the middle, and three at the bottom, corresponding to the heaven, the human world, and the underworld.

The underworld belongs to the underworld, and this is the highest sincerity.

Furthermore, rain itself is a human event, and the underworld officials cannot break the rules, so 3 minutes is neither too much nor too little.

……

　There is a third update, but it is estimated to be a little later~
　　
　
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