Chapter 57 Surname Li, Name Bai Zi Tai Bai
There is a delay in the live broadcast, even the live broadcast of the anchor, let alone such a large live variety show, if there is something that you can't think of, it will be great to broadcast it.

So the delay time is 30 minutes, just to facilitate temporary cuts, or to add switching advertisements, and to add subtitles.

There is a dedicated AI voice subtitle converter in the background, and more than a dozen staff members who correct typos or inappropriate words.

But at this moment, these staff members are completely stupefied. These words... sound awesome, but... the recognizer can't fucking recognize it!It is impossible for them to correct it!So the director here immediately told the six guests on stage through earphones.

……

"Taibai, stop for a moment. Can you read the passage you just read again?!" Mo Yulou was the first to react, and his voice trembled a little!Ordinary audiences can't tell the awesomeness here, but who is Mo Yulou? !
No one dares to say that his attainments in literature are higher than him!So after he finished listening, he only had one feeling, head!Skin!send!numb!
It's really scalp numb!This kind of sentence appeared in the mouth of a young man in his 20s?This is too bad!
"Yes. The highest goodness is like water. Water is good for all things and does not fight. It is evil for everyone, so it is almost in the way. Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind and benevolent, speak good faith, be good at governance, do good things, and move good times. Husbands only do not fight. , so it’s nothing special.” Li Bai read it again calmly.

"That's Taibai, we add subtitles to our live broadcast, so can you write down what you said now?" Mo Yulou suppressed his excitement and settled the key matters first.

"That, Zizhan, please write it for me." Li Bai turned to the backstage.

Su Shi, who could see Li Bai here, immediately nodded to him. There are staff members next to him, so it is more convenient for him to be here.

"Then thank you Zizhan first, is this what you wrote?" Xiao Zhenyang thanked Su Shi first, and then ignored the matter, but stared at Li Bai again, and asked with trembling lips.

"No, this was written by a senior of mine, whose pseudonym is Lao Tzu." Li Bai said with a serious face.

"Lao Tzu?!" Several people in the audience repeated it with somewhat strange expressions. After all, this...is not a good word in modern times.

Su Shi here has already directly taken the staff next to him, typed an electronic version, and gave it to the staff next to him.The staff immediately sent it to the person who wrote the subtitles in the background.

……

Studio.

After the bullet screen was blank for a long time, it exploded in an instant!
The "6666666" that filled the screen immediately swarmed in, because although they couldn't understand the meaning or understand it, but this paragraph... with the subtitles, it sounds so fucking good!Especially the forceful style, it is full of directness!

"I'm on my knees! Nima, I was wrong, just this paragraph...Instakill!"

"I...is this Li Su from Spring and Autumn Entertainment?"

"Too awesome!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck! F*ck!"

"I don't know how to express it, just two words at the moment, shit!"

"I said earlier that Li Bai was arrogant, I apologize! Just this paragraph, Nima, force Graman! I seemed to see the figure of the protagonist from him in an instant!"

Similarly, the part that Mo Yulou asked Li Bai to write was not broadcast in the live broadcast room, but was directly cut out. As for the delay time, don't worry, there are so many advertiser fathers, just seamlessly cut the advertisement later.

So after Li Bai said the pen name of "Lao Tzu".

There are also countless "666666" passing densely on the barrage.

"Lao Tzu? This pseudonym is awesome."

"I...hahaha, awesome, awesome."

"Isn't this Nima taking advantage?!"

Naturally, the people at the barrage site couldn't see it, but Xiao Zhenyang took a deep breath and said: "I want to apologize to you, I didn't answer your words just now, but your article is kind like water...it's really...it's... ..." Xiao Zhenyang used two words, he didn't know how to describe it.

"Taibai, can you introduce me to your senior?" Mo Yulou said quickly.

"Sorry, this senior doesn't like meeting people very much." Li Bai shook his head slightly, "He is the kind of person who devotes himself to learning."

"Okay, I was the one who was abrupt, that, Director Xiao, look?" Mo Yulou turned to Xiao Zhenyang, he wanted to say something, but held back.

The other two hesitated for a moment and did not speak.

"Wait, no matter what, in this way, we will let you finish the performance first, and repeat it again, and you will still read this piece of goodness like water, which is much better than our previous lines!" Xiao Zhenyang broke his mouth and said.

"Of course, if you have other good lines, feel free to change them!" Mo Yulou next to him added.

And the barrage went crazy again when they saw this scene. Some fans of Qiao Zilin and Luotu were still unconvinced and wanted to say something, but at this moment their barrage couldn't be seen at all.

Being able to get the approval of several big bosses on the spot... One can imagine how amazing Shan Ruoshui is in this article!And the name is awesome!Goodness is like water? !listen!This is fucking awesome!

"Haha, it seems that Mr. Mo was convinced by the goodness of this article, then Taibai, if you are ready, I will start." Xiao Zhenyang said with a smile.

"Director Xiao, please start." Li Bai said lightly.

"Brother..." Xiao Zhenyang began to read his lines again.

After he finished reading, Li Bai chuckled again, but this time it was not "hehe", but the effect was not worse than last time.

And when Li Bai finished reading "The Goodness Is Like Water" again, Xiao Zhenyang was in a trance for a moment, and Li Bai subconsciously read the lines with emotion.

"But brother, don't argue. If Feihe becomes the pavilion master, I'm afraid I'll send you out to patrol the wasteland. I'm afraid you won't be able to return to the sect for a long time. All the resources given to you by the sect are gone. You can no longer do whatever you want I'm drinking." Xiao Zhenyang finished reading this paragraph with emotion.

He also reacted after reading it, but he didn't change it.

And Li Bai on the stage didn't care even more, he just raised his head and laughed three times "hahaha", then walked back two steps, and then with a "pop", he directly slapped the glass on the jar of liquor on the ground. The seal, the outer layer of the seal has been removed, and now only the inner layer remains.

So Li Bai slapped it away with a slap, and after he slapped it away, he directly held the wine jar with one hand, raised his head suddenly with one hand, and poured the wine into his mouth!

The transparent wine swarmed down from the wine jar, and a lot of it fell from Li Bai's mouth. Li Bai drank it in a chic way, but the people below were all stupid.

It's just that before they could react, they saw Li Bai, who had drunk a few sips of liquor, put down the liquor, and spoke directly in high spirits.

"Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning."

"Don't you see Gaotang Mingjing's sad white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow."

"You must be happy in life, and don't let the golden bottle face the moon."

"I was born to be useful, and I will come back after the money is gone."

After reading this, Li Bai picked up the wine jar and took a few sips of white wine again, his whole figure seemed to become ethereal, and his tone was not as high-pitched as it was at the beginning.

"It is fun to cook sheep and slaughter oxen, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time."

"Son of the mountain, Luo Fusheng, is about to drink, don't stop drinking."

"Sing a song with Jun, please listen to me."

"The bells, drums, and jade are not expensive, but I hope I won't wake up after being drunk."

"The sages and sages in ancient times were all lonely, only the drinkers kept their names."

"King Chen used to feast in peace and joy, and fight for ten thousand wines and banter."

"Why does the master say that he has little money, and he has to sell it to the king."

"Five-flowered horses, thousands of golden furs,"

"Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell the eternal sorrow with you."

Full of arrogance, the wild and unruly voice resounded through the audience, and everyone was already shocked into dead silence!
When the last sentence "Hu'er will be exchanged for fine wine, I will sell the eternal sorrow with you!" was uttered by Li Bai in a sonorous and powerful voice, and his right hand even smashed the wine jar in his hand. on the ground.

With a sound of "哗啦", the wine jug hit the stage directly, smashed into pieces, and the transparent wine splashed out, and the sound resounding in the hall shocked everyone back. Xiao Zhenyang also came back to his senses.

It's just that when he regained his senses, it was destined to be too late to answer the conversation, but what he didn't expect was that Li Bai on the stage took the initiative to speak.

"Xiao Jiu, do you still want to say that the aura of the barren land is barren, and I've been there for a long time, and my cultivation base will decline, and there are many monsters in the barren land, so I'm afraid it will be bad luck after I go?" Li Bai unfolded directly on the stage. asked a rhetorical question.

But this time, without waiting for anyone to answer him, Li Bai directly asked himself and answered again. His eyes turned to the distance, and his voice became firm and abnormal.

"Xiao Jiu, you have to remember that the world is not benevolent, and treats everything as a straw dog; the sage is not benevolent, and treats the people as a straw dog. Between heaven and earth, is it still a stick? It is empty and unyielding, and it will heal when it moves. More words It is better to be poor than to stay in the center. Therefore, helping the world and saving people is the duty of my Kunlun disciples. Even if I die, I will die without regret!"

When Li Bai's last word fell, the scene was still silent!
(End of this chapter)

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