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Chapter 168 Captain America: The one who defeated me was myself!
Chapter 168 Captain America: The one who defeated me was myself!
"Wow, American buttocks?"
The black widow laughed out loud first, "Barton, remember I told you that few people can compare with my figure, but the captain can, right? Captain...can you share with us how you maintain your figure? ?"
Following the Black Widow's words, everyone at the scene couldn't help but glanced up and down at Captain America's figure.
Maybe everyone didn't pay attention to it before, but now that Black Widow points it out, everyone really thinks that Captain America's figure is really good.
Some places are bigger than women, and some places are more warped than women.
It might be a little exaggerated to win the championship if the US team went to participate in some bodybuilder competition, but it should get a very good ranking.
"This figure is comparable to Thor." Loki also nodded and said.
In terms of stature, this guy who can pick up Thor's hammer has a very similar style to Thor.
This made Loki even have an illusion for a while, only two muscular men picked up the hammer. Could it be that the hammer is actually good for this?
Is that why he couldn't hold a hammer either?
"American buttocks? This is too exaggerated."
Tony Stark curled his lips disapprovingly, "I'm the only one who thinks Captain Rogers' uniform looks like a circus clown's?"
"Stark, are you jealous?" Black Widow couldn't help laughing.
"Jealous?" Tony Stark looked disdainful, "That's because I don't want to exercise! Because those muscles are not suitable for a playboy millionaire like me! This is my perfect playboy body!"
"Okay everyone, let's end the discussion on my figure." Captain America was still so rigid and boring, and immediately interrupted everyone's discussion, "Let's focus on answering the questions."
Everyone at the scene calmed down temporarily and turned their eyes back to the big screen.
"'American buttocks', this doesn't sound like what the two sides said after the battle." Hawkeye Button spoke first, "I can only think of two possibilities for saying such words after defeating the captain."
"Either, the person who defeated the captain has a brain problem and is a pervert, otherwise why would he pay attention to other people's buttocks after the battle..."
Speaking of this, Barton couldn't help but glanced at Loki beside him, and the others also looked at Loki.
In everyone's eyes, Rocky definitely fits the label of pervert very well. This is a poor baby whose heart is twisted because of a long-term lack of love.
If not a lunatic, who would start a war against another unconnected world because of lack of love?
"Wait a minute, what are you looking at me for?" Loki immediately became unhappy, shaking his head repeatedly, "You don't think I'm a pervert, do you?"
"Mr. Rocky, in my eyes, war criminals are all paranoid perverts." Nick Fury said to Rocky with a straight face, "They definitely have psychological problems, and people with psychological problems can do great things." I'm not surprised by anything crazy."
Nick Fury is absolutely qualified to say this.
From a rookie in SHIELD to the director of SHIELD, he has dealt with many terrorists, war criminals, extremely dangerous murderous perverts and so on.
What he said to Rocky is really from Nick Fury's experience.
"It's not just Loki, Thanos and Ultron are all perverts." Black Widow nodded in agreement.
Thanos has led an alien army to invade the earth, even more than once. At present, the man behind many earth invasion battles is suspected to be Thanos.
It may even kill billions of people in the future, a proper pervert!
If it wasn't a pervert, who would kill so many people?
Although Ultron is a robot, it cannot be viewed as an ordinary robot.
Judging from the various clues we have so far, this guy's IQ is not inferior to that of humans, and he can be treated as a human being.
A human with a body of steel.
Therefore, the word "abnormal" used to describe and describe human beings is also suitable for Ultron.
This guy wants to destroy mankind and the earth, and he is also a proper pervert.
"That's right, we have three options for this question, all of which are perverted." Hawkeye Barton nodded seriously, "After defeating their opponent, they don't enjoy the joy of victory, but stare at their opponent's ass and make judgments. Typical abnormal behavior."
"So what we have to do next is to screen out the one who best meets the requirements among these three perverts."
"Captain America in option C, we should be able to rule it out, right, it is impossible for a person to defeat himself, unless he has a split personality."
Hawkeye Button made a conclusion with a face of course, but he couldn't help but look at the big screen twice, always feeling a little weird.
The other options are quite normal, but what the hell is option C?
Even if this option is analyzed with the thigh, it can be ruled out, it is simply to make up the number.
Not only Hawkeye Button, but everyone else at the scene felt the same way.
After all, option C is among all the options in the title. It is like a serious business meeting, and suddenly a guy in sportswear walks in.
It looks so out of place, it's hard not to notice it.
"Wait a minute." Black Widow also interrupted Hawkeye Button at this time, "Why is there Captain America among the options for this question? Isn't it a bit strange?"
"I mean, it's really impossible for a person to beat himself. This is obviously illogical. How could the answering system give such an option? Isn't this equal to giving points?"
"That's right, this option is a bit strange, and it's a bit too insulting to people's IQ." Tony Stark nodded with a straight face, "Even as a distraction item, it's too substandard."
This is like a high school final exam, and everyone suddenly encountered a judgment question that one plus one equals three!
As long as you don't have Xiang in mind, you can't choose wrongly.
Such an option may seem a bit strange.
"This is indeed not in line with the style of the answering system. The answering system has never set up such substandard or even absurd options." Nick Fury nodded and said with a serious face.
Black Widow and Captain America, two old people who have experienced many rounds of answering questions, also expressed their deep opinion.
"Stark, you are the only one of us who participated in all the answers, what do you think?" Immediately afterwards, Nick Fury looked at Tony Stark with one eye and asked in a deep voice.
"I think there is only one answer." After pondering for a moment, Tony Stark turned to everyone with a stern face, and stated his own conclusion, "That is, the thing in option C will really happen! Captain America, Really will fight Captain America! And defeated Captain America!"
"This is an interesting proposition, but the Tin Woodman, how can people fight against themselves? And beat themselves?" Loki shrugged aside.
"Although he is Loki... But, I think what he said this time makes sense, Stark, it is impossible for people to do anything to themselves." Hawkeye Barton also said thoughtfully.
Captain America, Black Widow, including Nick Fury, also frowned slightly, obviously still unable to digest Tony Stark's inference.
"Nick Fury, remember when we had a question, there was an option, saying that the captain engaged in criminal activities for Bucky Barnes."
Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Tony Stark continued to talk, "That option looks similar to this one, both are equally absurd and impossible."
"Because in everyone's perception at the time, Bucky Barnes was already dead, and it was impossible for Pierce to arrest the captain because of the captain's 70 years of criminal activities!"
"So I speculate that... Bucky Barnes is not dead, so that makes sense."
"The same is true for this option. According to my experience, this option is only reasonable if the captain really fights with the captain."
"But Stark..." Captain America wanted to ask some questions, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tony Stark.
"Don't be impatient, I know you will say that it is impossible for a person to fight with himself, but I have to say that I am a little disappointed."
"After answering so many questions and seeing so many incredible things, you still use the old way of thinking to think about problems."
"Everyone, it's time to diverge your thinking!"
"We have confirmed the existence of parallel time and space, and Thor also told us what the six infinite gems are!"
"There is also crazy magic, cloning technology, and 3D printing of human bodies like Vision... So now you tell me, is it possible for people to do it themselves?"
Tony Stark's words gave everyone a great inspiration, and opened everyone's thinking at once.
"Stark is right." Black Widow nodded immediately, "If someone clones or prints out the captain, or the captain goes to another parallel world, then there will be two captains in that world? "
"Or the Time Stone." Hawkeye Barton also interjected, "Although we don't know about the Time Stone, since it is a Time Stone, it should be time travel, right?"
"If the captain shuttles back to the past, then there are also two captains in that time and space."
"Children can be taught!" Tony Stark spread his hands, showing a very satisfied look, "This is what I want to express, no matter what the reason is, but Rogers vs. Rogers is very likely to happen in the future! "
"If this is the case, it just fits another hypothesis I mentioned." Hawkeye Barton thought of something, and immediately nodded.
"I said before that I thought of two possibilities. One is that the captain's opponent is a pervert, and the other is that the captain's opponent is an acquaintance he knows!"
"That battle was not the life-and-death confrontation we imagined, but a kind of... friendly battle similar to a sparring."
"So that sentence is pure ridicule."
"I think option C just fits this situation. Although the two captains are not actually the same person, the possibility of them wanting to kill each other shouldn't be high, right?"
Others didn't think two different Captain Americas would turn into a life-and-death battle.
After all, the personal spiritual quality of Captain America is obvious to all, and it is impossible for them to kill another person who is not a bad person.
Not to mention, that person is still themselves.
"Then here comes the question." Loki began to look for a sense of presence in front of everyone again, "Is the answer what you call a lunatic pervert, or Captain America himself? 'Captain America'? Is that his title? What an arrogance title."
"But I want to make a statement first, I may be a pervert in your eyes, and I accept that."
"But I will absolutely never judge the opponent's ass after defeating the opponent. It can't be me!"
Loki's voice is called a vow, and it's called a righteous speech. This is related to his reputation as the great god of Loki, so he must make it clear to everyone.
But it's a pity that no one at the scene was willing to talk to Loki, and his silent accusation was ignored by everyone.
"Everyone, after Stark made it clear that option C is a possibility, I think this question becomes easier."
Nick Fury opened his mouth at this time, he glanced at the big screen with one eye and said, "'That's really American buttocks', pay attention, 'really'! Whoever said that means he knew it before A poke at Captain Rogers."
"That person must be an acquaintance of Captain Rogers!"
"Locky and Thanos, both of them are aliens, and they are not on the earth. They can be ruled out first. The possibility that they have heard such ridicules is too small."
"As for Ultron, there is a great possibility that he was created by Stark, and later turned against Stark. I think he and Captain Rogers became friends and became familiar, and it is impossible to hear this kind of ridicule. big."
"Even if there is, it must not be as likely as Captain Rogers~ No one knows himself better than Captain Rogers!"
Nick Fury's words made everyone at the scene nod secretly.
As Nick Fury said, after solving the problem of option C, this question is actually quite simple and not difficult.
The difficulty lies in option C, whether everyone can break the inherent thinking and accept this seemingly impossible thing under the usual thinking.
Once accepted, the answer to this question will come out.
"I choose C, Captain America Steve Rogers!"
Everyone at the scene took turns to answer a round of questions. A new round of rotation began. Everyone discussed briefly. The second round of answers began with Hawkeye Button.
Without any nonsense, he directly faced the big screen and gave his own answer.
【correct answer! 】
[Congratulations to the answerer, Barton Clint, for receiving a bonus physical attribute enhancement card! 】
[Rewards have been issued, please pay attention to check! 】
As expected, the system immediately gave feedback and the answer was correct.
At the same time, a small card that looked ordinary also appeared in the hands of Hawkeye Barton.
There is no doubt that it is the physical attribute enhancement card.
(End of this chapter)
"Wow, American buttocks?"
The black widow laughed out loud first, "Barton, remember I told you that few people can compare with my figure, but the captain can, right? Captain...can you share with us how you maintain your figure? ?"
Following the Black Widow's words, everyone at the scene couldn't help but glanced up and down at Captain America's figure.
Maybe everyone didn't pay attention to it before, but now that Black Widow points it out, everyone really thinks that Captain America's figure is really good.
Some places are bigger than women, and some places are more warped than women.
It might be a little exaggerated to win the championship if the US team went to participate in some bodybuilder competition, but it should get a very good ranking.
"This figure is comparable to Thor." Loki also nodded and said.
In terms of stature, this guy who can pick up Thor's hammer has a very similar style to Thor.
This made Loki even have an illusion for a while, only two muscular men picked up the hammer. Could it be that the hammer is actually good for this?
Is that why he couldn't hold a hammer either?
"American buttocks? This is too exaggerated."
Tony Stark curled his lips disapprovingly, "I'm the only one who thinks Captain Rogers' uniform looks like a circus clown's?"
"Stark, are you jealous?" Black Widow couldn't help laughing.
"Jealous?" Tony Stark looked disdainful, "That's because I don't want to exercise! Because those muscles are not suitable for a playboy millionaire like me! This is my perfect playboy body!"
"Okay everyone, let's end the discussion on my figure." Captain America was still so rigid and boring, and immediately interrupted everyone's discussion, "Let's focus on answering the questions."
Everyone at the scene calmed down temporarily and turned their eyes back to the big screen.
"'American buttocks', this doesn't sound like what the two sides said after the battle." Hawkeye Button spoke first, "I can only think of two possibilities for saying such words after defeating the captain."
"Either, the person who defeated the captain has a brain problem and is a pervert, otherwise why would he pay attention to other people's buttocks after the battle..."
Speaking of this, Barton couldn't help but glanced at Loki beside him, and the others also looked at Loki.
In everyone's eyes, Rocky definitely fits the label of pervert very well. This is a poor baby whose heart is twisted because of a long-term lack of love.
If not a lunatic, who would start a war against another unconnected world because of lack of love?
"Wait a minute, what are you looking at me for?" Loki immediately became unhappy, shaking his head repeatedly, "You don't think I'm a pervert, do you?"
"Mr. Rocky, in my eyes, war criminals are all paranoid perverts." Nick Fury said to Rocky with a straight face, "They definitely have psychological problems, and people with psychological problems can do great things." I'm not surprised by anything crazy."
Nick Fury is absolutely qualified to say this.
From a rookie in SHIELD to the director of SHIELD, he has dealt with many terrorists, war criminals, extremely dangerous murderous perverts and so on.
What he said to Rocky is really from Nick Fury's experience.
"It's not just Loki, Thanos and Ultron are all perverts." Black Widow nodded in agreement.
Thanos has led an alien army to invade the earth, even more than once. At present, the man behind many earth invasion battles is suspected to be Thanos.
It may even kill billions of people in the future, a proper pervert!
If it wasn't a pervert, who would kill so many people?
Although Ultron is a robot, it cannot be viewed as an ordinary robot.
Judging from the various clues we have so far, this guy's IQ is not inferior to that of humans, and he can be treated as a human being.
A human with a body of steel.
Therefore, the word "abnormal" used to describe and describe human beings is also suitable for Ultron.
This guy wants to destroy mankind and the earth, and he is also a proper pervert.
"That's right, we have three options for this question, all of which are perverted." Hawkeye Barton nodded seriously, "After defeating their opponent, they don't enjoy the joy of victory, but stare at their opponent's ass and make judgments. Typical abnormal behavior."
"So what we have to do next is to screen out the one who best meets the requirements among these three perverts."
"Captain America in option C, we should be able to rule it out, right, it is impossible for a person to defeat himself, unless he has a split personality."
Hawkeye Button made a conclusion with a face of course, but he couldn't help but look at the big screen twice, always feeling a little weird.
The other options are quite normal, but what the hell is option C?
Even if this option is analyzed with the thigh, it can be ruled out, it is simply to make up the number.
Not only Hawkeye Button, but everyone else at the scene felt the same way.
After all, option C is among all the options in the title. It is like a serious business meeting, and suddenly a guy in sportswear walks in.
It looks so out of place, it's hard not to notice it.
"Wait a minute." Black Widow also interrupted Hawkeye Button at this time, "Why is there Captain America among the options for this question? Isn't it a bit strange?"
"I mean, it's really impossible for a person to beat himself. This is obviously illogical. How could the answering system give such an option? Isn't this equal to giving points?"
"That's right, this option is a bit strange, and it's a bit too insulting to people's IQ." Tony Stark nodded with a straight face, "Even as a distraction item, it's too substandard."
This is like a high school final exam, and everyone suddenly encountered a judgment question that one plus one equals three!
As long as you don't have Xiang in mind, you can't choose wrongly.
Such an option may seem a bit strange.
"This is indeed not in line with the style of the answering system. The answering system has never set up such substandard or even absurd options." Nick Fury nodded and said with a serious face.
Black Widow and Captain America, two old people who have experienced many rounds of answering questions, also expressed their deep opinion.
"Stark, you are the only one of us who participated in all the answers, what do you think?" Immediately afterwards, Nick Fury looked at Tony Stark with one eye and asked in a deep voice.
"I think there is only one answer." After pondering for a moment, Tony Stark turned to everyone with a stern face, and stated his own conclusion, "That is, the thing in option C will really happen! Captain America, Really will fight Captain America! And defeated Captain America!"
"This is an interesting proposition, but the Tin Woodman, how can people fight against themselves? And beat themselves?" Loki shrugged aside.
"Although he is Loki... But, I think what he said this time makes sense, Stark, it is impossible for people to do anything to themselves." Hawkeye Barton also said thoughtfully.
Captain America, Black Widow, including Nick Fury, also frowned slightly, obviously still unable to digest Tony Stark's inference.
"Nick Fury, remember when we had a question, there was an option, saying that the captain engaged in criminal activities for Bucky Barnes."
Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Tony Stark continued to talk, "That option looks similar to this one, both are equally absurd and impossible."
"Because in everyone's perception at the time, Bucky Barnes was already dead, and it was impossible for Pierce to arrest the captain because of the captain's 70 years of criminal activities!"
"So I speculate that... Bucky Barnes is not dead, so that makes sense."
"The same is true for this option. According to my experience, this option is only reasonable if the captain really fights with the captain."
"But Stark..." Captain America wanted to ask some questions, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tony Stark.
"Don't be impatient, I know you will say that it is impossible for a person to fight with himself, but I have to say that I am a little disappointed."
"After answering so many questions and seeing so many incredible things, you still use the old way of thinking to think about problems."
"Everyone, it's time to diverge your thinking!"
"We have confirmed the existence of parallel time and space, and Thor also told us what the six infinite gems are!"
"There is also crazy magic, cloning technology, and 3D printing of human bodies like Vision... So now you tell me, is it possible for people to do it themselves?"
Tony Stark's words gave everyone a great inspiration, and opened everyone's thinking at once.
"Stark is right." Black Widow nodded immediately, "If someone clones or prints out the captain, or the captain goes to another parallel world, then there will be two captains in that world? "
"Or the Time Stone." Hawkeye Barton also interjected, "Although we don't know about the Time Stone, since it is a Time Stone, it should be time travel, right?"
"If the captain shuttles back to the past, then there are also two captains in that time and space."
"Children can be taught!" Tony Stark spread his hands, showing a very satisfied look, "This is what I want to express, no matter what the reason is, but Rogers vs. Rogers is very likely to happen in the future! "
"If this is the case, it just fits another hypothesis I mentioned." Hawkeye Barton thought of something, and immediately nodded.
"I said before that I thought of two possibilities. One is that the captain's opponent is a pervert, and the other is that the captain's opponent is an acquaintance he knows!"
"That battle was not the life-and-death confrontation we imagined, but a kind of... friendly battle similar to a sparring."
"So that sentence is pure ridicule."
"I think option C just fits this situation. Although the two captains are not actually the same person, the possibility of them wanting to kill each other shouldn't be high, right?"
Others didn't think two different Captain Americas would turn into a life-and-death battle.
After all, the personal spiritual quality of Captain America is obvious to all, and it is impossible for them to kill another person who is not a bad person.
Not to mention, that person is still themselves.
"Then here comes the question." Loki began to look for a sense of presence in front of everyone again, "Is the answer what you call a lunatic pervert, or Captain America himself? 'Captain America'? Is that his title? What an arrogance title."
"But I want to make a statement first, I may be a pervert in your eyes, and I accept that."
"But I will absolutely never judge the opponent's ass after defeating the opponent. It can't be me!"
Loki's voice is called a vow, and it's called a righteous speech. This is related to his reputation as the great god of Loki, so he must make it clear to everyone.
But it's a pity that no one at the scene was willing to talk to Loki, and his silent accusation was ignored by everyone.
"Everyone, after Stark made it clear that option C is a possibility, I think this question becomes easier."
Nick Fury opened his mouth at this time, he glanced at the big screen with one eye and said, "'That's really American buttocks', pay attention, 'really'! Whoever said that means he knew it before A poke at Captain Rogers."
"That person must be an acquaintance of Captain Rogers!"
"Locky and Thanos, both of them are aliens, and they are not on the earth. They can be ruled out first. The possibility that they have heard such ridicules is too small."
"As for Ultron, there is a great possibility that he was created by Stark, and later turned against Stark. I think he and Captain Rogers became friends and became familiar, and it is impossible to hear this kind of ridicule. big."
"Even if there is, it must not be as likely as Captain Rogers~ No one knows himself better than Captain Rogers!"
Nick Fury's words made everyone at the scene nod secretly.
As Nick Fury said, after solving the problem of option C, this question is actually quite simple and not difficult.
The difficulty lies in option C, whether everyone can break the inherent thinking and accept this seemingly impossible thing under the usual thinking.
Once accepted, the answer to this question will come out.
"I choose C, Captain America Steve Rogers!"
Everyone at the scene took turns to answer a round of questions. A new round of rotation began. Everyone discussed briefly. The second round of answers began with Hawkeye Button.
Without any nonsense, he directly faced the big screen and gave his own answer.
【correct answer! 】
[Congratulations to the answerer, Barton Clint, for receiving a bonus physical attribute enhancement card! 】
[Rewards have been issued, please pay attention to check! 】
As expected, the system immediately gave feedback and the answer was correct.
At the same time, a small card that looked ordinary also appeared in the hands of Hawkeye Barton.
There is no doubt that it is the physical attribute enhancement card.
(End of this chapter)
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