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Chapter 183 Masochism
The All-Star Weekend was held in Denver on January 1, and the teams started their vacation as early as the 29th.

The Celtics finished their home game on the 25th and disbanded on the spot.

Except for those who need to go to Denver to participate in the All-Star Weekend, everyone else is on vacation.

Now that Louie has become the head coach of the Eastern Stars, the plan to go to New York with Lorraine to enjoy the two-person world has been adjusted to let Lorraine go to Denver with him, dress up and go to McNichols Sports Arena (McNichols Sports Arena).

However, the internal problems of the Celtics are still bothering Louis.

He lost his appetite for several days and lost a few pounds.

When he asked Auerbach for a solution, Auerbach asked him: "Do you really think this is a problem that will destroy the team?"

can you?

Louis is not sure, all teams ruined by internal conflicts have irreconcilable sharp internal conflicts.

The most typical three teams.

OK, they staged the bloodiest power struggle in NBA history.Kobe was unwilling to be small, Sharks were arrogant, and the self-esteem of the two superstars collided fiercely. The result is not difficult to imagine, but they played a period of dominance for three consecutive championships before killing themselves;
Cosmos Yong, the joining of Durant made the Warriors unresolved. He kept pretending that the fact that "the Warriors won the championship without him" did not exist, and then a cheating teammate reminded him of this in a fierce tone when he was angry.When other teammates choose to make peace, the management does nothing, the cheating teammate refuses to admit his mistakes, and Durant continues his classic calm on the surface and "WQNMLGCB" in his heart, the Warriors are finished.

Nevertheless, three finals and two championships, the third championship ruined by injuries, is enough to prove that even if the internal conflicts are so sharp, a team that is great enough should have the confidence to chase three consecutive championships.

The last example, the Bulls for the second three consecutive championships, the owner publicly expressed regret for giving Jordan 3000 million a year; the team’s second leader dragged his injury and had surgery before the start of the last championship season. He missed most of the season and said many times that he would not return to the team. Unknown role players in the team tipped the management that this event, which could have a devastating blow to the chemical reaction, did not stop them from completing the three consecutive championships.

Looking back at these teams that struggled, or failed in the destruction, or succeeded while suffering internal trauma, they all have many internal contradictions.

However, what Louis is most worried about at the moment, Thomas' vanity, and the color discrimination he mentioned again and again, are not internal problems.

The only Celtics with racist tendencies are Lambiel and Louie.

But Lambir is the kind who opens his mouth to scold your whole family, and you are welcome to scold his whole family back.In his opinion, it's just cheap talk, just like those Zaun people advocated "I didn't really scold your mother when I called your mother".

Louie admits that he is racist. He discriminates against all people with bad body odor except East Asians.

Their body odor made Louie a major challenge every time he returned to the locker room to speak.

Looking back at history, Louis found that what he was worried about might not be so serious, at least, the problem was not internal.

Bird and Thomas have no direct conflict, and even the latter approves of the former's leadership.

Thomas was just jealous of Bird farting, and the media said that they liked that kind of kneeling and licking.

This kind of problem can be big or small, and those who look away like Sampson don't care.

Thomas likes to magnify the problem, rising to the height of racism.

Some time ago, there was a quarrel between black players and white players on the bus, which made Louis alert.

Even if Byrd doesn't care, a few casual words from this vicious dog, Lambiel, can always add fuel to the fire.

Therefore, he had to find a way to ease the atmosphere.

How to make Thomas accept that he can't share public opinion with Bird is a later story. He may never be able to accept that as the Celtics' No. [-] player, he gets less attention than Bird.

It is also possible that when he went back to take a cold shower, he suddenly wanted to leave.

If it's the latter, of course, thank God, he may be converted to religion because of it.

After all, it was too unbelievable, there was no other explanation except for the power of gods.

If it was the former, he had to find Bird to explain the problem first.

The same thing, Louie said when fighting the fire in the playoffs last year.Bird also did increase the number of times he mentioned black teammates in front of the media.

However, there are always people who are not satisfied.

On January 1, Louie went to Bird's house to speak to him.

But was told that Bird had gone for a run in the Blue Mountains Reserve.

"What reserved area?"

"The Blue Mountains Reserve."

"Damn, who let him go?"

Then the other person hung up the phone.

Sure enough, it was a troublemaker who came out of poor mountains and rivers, and he deserved to be Bird's family. This quality is comparable to Bird's.

Louie was upset to hear that Byrd was going for a run in the Blue Mountains Reservation because it wasn't a good place to run.

Blue Mountain is a national park, the largest piece of undeveloped land in the Boston area. The terrain in the park is diverse, especially the part of the reserved area, which is reserved for those with an adventurous spirit.

There are so many people who run there every day that there are countless people who suffer from knee problems.

The 125 miles (201 kilometers) of terrain has everything from flat roads to bumpy hills.

Is that where basketball players should choose to run?

Who would be responsible if he screwed up his knee?

But Bird, as the most masochistic player in the top ten in history, a small hobby like running in the Blue Mountains Reserve is considered fresh and refined.

If you think this is a very excessive behavior, the narrator is very happy to help you review his history of self-abuse:
In order to fulfill his duties as a teacher, after graduating in 1979, he went to teach in a rural high school. When he was leading students to play baseball, he injured his hand, which made his right index finger unable to bend. So in his later years, he pretended to be a little bit, and expressed in the spirit of Versailles that his shooting was no longer as good as before.

Last summer, because of the guilt in his heart, he felt that he should set an example when the Celtics team launched a coup against Bill Fitch, but he didn't. At the end of the season, he was pointed at the nose by Louis and scolded him.

Before the 1985 finals, in order to vent his anger for a friend, he fought with the National People's Congress in a bar and injured his finger, which led to a very bad state in the finals, which indirectly caused the Celtics to lose that year's finals.

The story of helping my mother build roads and causing her back to suffer from a back injury is no longer at its peak. The popularity is comparable to that of a magician singing every night to welcome AIDS.

After the back injury broke out, Byrd had a long-term truce. Because recuperating from the injury was too boring, he ate himself into a big fat man and gained a lot of weight. Although he succeeded in losing weight later, he was coldly stared at by Byrd thousands of times.

Is there any top ten in history who can treat themselves like this?
No more, about self-abuse, the other nine people are younger brothers in front of Byrd.

The trivial matter of Jordan cutting a cigar and cutting a nerve in his finger is at most equal to Bird's finger disability when he was playing baseball with his students.

But that was just the "beginning of the legend" of the "Legend of Larry's self-abuse", and Jordan's finger cutting is already the pinnacle of his personal self-abuse history, so Jordan must admit that he is not as perverted as Bird in this matter.

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Louis came to the Blue Mountain Reserve, and he saw Bird's rustic car, so he didn't have to go anywhere, as long as he stood by the car, Bird would not drop the car down the mountain even if he threw his head on the mountain.

After a long time, Bird appeared wearing only a vest.

He ran all the way down, and immediately opened the car and put on his clothes. After all, it was cold outside, and running to gain heat would not last long.

"Why are you here?" Byrd asked.

"Fuck!" Louis said rudely, "Don't steal my lines, I should ask you this sentence, why are you here?"

Bird said contemptuously: "If your eyesight is fine, you should be able to see that I am here to exercise."

"Fitness?" Louis was so angry that he didn't know what to say, "You call running here a workout?"

Byrd was in no mood to argue with Louis on the matter.

"I have something to talk about. If it's okay, I'll go back first."

"Wait! I've been waiting for you for a long time. If you want to leave, you have to tell me clearly!" Louis said impatiently.

Bird sneered: "You are not a coach here, I don't need to listen to you."

"You country bumpkin, don't do this with me. The coach will always be the coach. You have to listen to everything I say!" Louis said domineeringly.

Bird exhaled. The thing he hated most about Louis was getting him used to being called a country bumpkin.

In the past, when anyone called him a country bumpkin, he didn't even bother to say anything, and just greeted him with his fists.

Regrettably, as a witness to Bird's signing process back then, after hearing Bird's agent make up the ridiculous list, Louis regarded Bird as a real country bumpkin.

"You know, I'm starting to get impatient with you." Bird said impatiently, "Fart your fart!"

(End of this chapter)