Laughing Clown in Pirates

Chapter 31 31. So Similar
"The white smoke you exhale is slowly transpiring, with the breeze transpiring up..." - The theme song of Late Night Cafeteria
There are a few floating clouds in the light blue sky, the sea breeze is blowing gently, and the blue sea is shining with golden sunlight.The clown sat in his log-colored boat, floating with the sea wind and waves, humming.

He's fiddling with his lunch, a silver sea fish.Two fingers swam on the little fish, and the little fish was ripped open. The clown washed the internal organs with sea water, and stuck his fingers on it.

The fine scales fell off from the sea fish, and then the flesh of the fish separated automatically. The clown proudly held the flesh of the fish and faced it to the sun, it was crystal clear.

"Perfect..." He smiled triumphantly and opened his mouth wide.

"what……"

Boom!The powerful cannonball fell beside the clown, and huge waves were set off and landed on the boat, causing the boat to almost capsize.

"Ah bah..." The clown spat out a mouthful of sea water, and looked angrily in the direction of the shelling.

Sure enough, it was a naval ship with flying seagulls printed on its canvas.After the clown was blown away by the huge storm, the navy received orders from the five old stars to deploy dozens of naval warships in the surrounding waters to block off the sea area to search for the clown.

Boom!Boom! Boom!With continuous bombardment, the clown shook his fist and then flew straight towards the navy warship using his fist as power.

"The clown is flying over... shoot!"

Dozens of guns were aimed at the sky, and a volley was fired before the clown fell.

"Ah!" The clown split his body in embarrassment, avoiding the bullets that came from the volley.Before the next salvo came, he was already on the deck.

Crash... The muzzles of the black holes were aimed at the clown.In this situation, the clown raised his hands.

The sailors surrounding the clown were very nervous, cold sweat dripped from their foreheads, and they swallowed their saliva.

This is the most heinous criminal in this world who attacked the holy land of Mariejoa and set off a slave rebellion! ! !

"They're a little too young..." The clown thought, looking around at the nervous navy. "This is a group of tender chicks who haven't experienced many storms."

"Why are you so serious?" The clown grinned.His body split apart in an instant, and his two hands flew to the bow ties of two sailors and pulled them hard, causing them to fall to the ground, and his head flew to a sailor to make a grimace, while his feet were jumping happily. Many people's toes.

Bang! Bang! Bang!A few nervous marines clicked the trigger, completely unaware that shooting in such a surrounding situation would only accidentally injure their comrades.Several marines were shot and fell to the ground.

"Don't shoot, we're in close combat with the clown!" Someone shouted from the navy surrounding the clown, and the clown punched him to the ground to encourage him, and kicked down another navy who rushed over.

He doesn't have the dignity of the strong, he likes to abuse food too much!
"Hee-ha-ha..." The clown playing among the navy let out a playful and nasty laugh, and sprinkled salt on the shattered dignity of this group of navy recruits.

There is a saying, how to say it, the clown is the darling of the goddess of fate! In this way, he can take the warship out of this fortified sea area after playing around, great freedom!

The clown, who was proud of himself, was hit on the cheek by a domineering fist. He rolled on the deck like a gourd, and then hit the warship guardrail.

"Huh... really exciting..." With his hands on the guardrail, the clown shook his head.Before he regained consciousness, the man had already moved in front of the clown, kicking him this time!

The clown folded his hands, blocked the violent kick, and flew into the sky, but the man had already jumped to a higher place than the clown.

Next split!With a sharp split, the clown split his waist and abdomen to avoid it, and at the same time, his upper body stabbed the purple-haired man with a dagger at the back of his head.

"Ding!" The dagger was blocked by the domineering and hardened arm raised back.

After this round, the clown floated in the air, while the navy stood on the deck of the warship.

"Hahaha, former navy general Zefa! Didn't you retire to become a teacher?"

"Ah! It's because of your trouble that this old man can only bring students to patrol the sea area. Clown, I will use you to teach my students a good lesson!"

Holding the domineering and hardened "black wrist" of the armed color, the muscular Zefa looked up at the clown flying in the sky.

"The topic is how to face setbacks? Hahaha." With a strange smile, the clown swooped down with a dagger in his hand.

Ding, bang!The dagger and the iron fist collided, the clown's body flew around Zefa, and the fist smashed down extremely quickly.Hurry up, hurry up, he can't give Zefa a chance to take the initiative.

The ability to be torn apart will not be of much use under Zefa's deep armed domineering cultivation base!
"Is this the combat power of a general!"

"It's a monster!"

Zefa's ferocious punching wind blew away the floating clouds in the sky with a howl, and the sky was clear for a while.The clown narrowly avoided the fierce punch, and his smile was no longer bright.

The former general breathed steadily and did not use his full strength, but his body, which had been beaten by the CP0 group, was already aching.

"You know what! I have a friend just like you!"

The clown yelled amidst Zefa's violent punches.

"Of course, he usually unilaterally feels that there is something wrong with our friendship. But I can feel that every time I appear in front of him, he is very surprised."

"Hey...so dangerous!" The clown narrowly avoided Zefa's elbow.

"In order to protect a dirty city, he tried his best and was injured all over. What's even more ridiculous is that he even set a principle of not killing himself!"

"You know, when I saw those lunatics locked up by him come out again and again and stab his life, I fucking died laughing!"

"Just like that, he lost his lover, friend, and lovely junior!"

Despite his expressionless face, Zefa's breathing gradually became chaotic.

"Ask his parents? Hahaha, he fell down in the wet alley long ago. Bang! Bang! Two gunshots, and scattered pearl necklaces."

boom!The black fist knocked the clown to the ground, Zefa's leg hit the clown's chest, and his fist was clenched above the clown's face.

"Hahaha, cough cough" The laughing clown coughed a few times and spit out blood.

"Then, general who won't kill! Poor man who has lost his wife and children, what are you going to do with me!"

"You can't piss me off! Clown!"

"Teacher!" Behind Zefa, a marine shouted.In the floating hand of the clown, he held a small bright red bomb rock.

"You want to threaten me and let you go?"

"No, I want you to kill me! Hahaha!"

At this moment when Zefa was distracted, black poisonous gas was sprayed from the clown's corsage.

　Well, the protagonist is not the original Joker.In his personal setting, he is a traverser who first traveled to the clown and was infected by the clown's madness, and then traveled to the world of pirates again after his death.

　　There are too many wonderful versions of clowns, and only in this way can we write a unique clown that belongs to this story.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)