Konoha: The False Uchiha

Chapter 464 Memoirs of Bliss

【Bamboo Street - Bloody Night】

Tsunade: What do you mean?
Yao: It’s not easy to come out and mess around, so I’ll give you some more and hurry up!It's embarrassing to see this kind of thing.

Tsunade: You actually think of me as that kind of person!
Haruka: Isn't it?
Tsunade: Of course not!

Yao: How do you prove it?

Tsunade: Go to hell!you!

……

Haruka: Those who know the current affairs are the best, Tsunade-sama, don't get entangled, it's getting late!
Tsunade: Huh!rogue~
Haruka: Tsk tsk tsk, when are you still entangled in such a thing, since you have already decided to accept it, there is no need to be embarrassed.

Tsunade:……

Tsunade: I will not lose

Haruka: Tsk tsk tsk, what a terrifying secret technique.

Tsunade: Huh~

【Hamura Shrine——This is not a misunderstanding】

Yao: Would you believe me when I said it was an accident?
Xianglin: Tsk, what’s the point of being unexpected?

Haruka: It still makes sense, after all, you don't have any attraction for me.

Xianglin: Emmm...

Haruka: This is really a misunderstanding!
Xiang Rin: This may not be a misunderstanding.

Haruka: What do you want?
Xianglin: Yes!

remote:? ? ?

Shannon: What an idiot!Tsunade-sama clearly said that you are very smart, but I still need to teach you this kind of thing.

Yao: Don't you regret it?
Xianglin: Don't be a waste, surrender to my feet!
Haruka: Alright, Your Lady Queen!

Xiang Rin: Please use all means to please me!

Haruka: I hope you don't regret it.

Xiang Rin: Why can my legs touch my shoulders?

Haruka: Mainly because the waist is more flexible!
Xianglin: ...What you said makes sense, now you know it's not a misunderstanding!

Haruka: Of course...

Xianglin: Uh-huh!
【Yuyin Village——This is the will of God】

Xiaonan: Things in Yuyin Village are troublesome, do you need any help?
Haruka: No!
Konan: Thank you for Nagato.

Haruka: What do you want to thank me for?

Xiao Nan: How about a promise with your body?
Haruka: This joke is not funny at all.

Xiaonan: What if this is not a joke?
Haruka: The white dress is so beautiful... Wait what are you doing?
Xiao Nan: Don't pretend, your eyes haven't even moved.

Haruka: I was seen through!so awkward.

Xiaonan: Huh~

Yao: I didn't expect it to be a real white tiger!

Xiaonan: Is this also free to comment?

Haruka: Blaspheming an angel can bring disaster, don't you think?
Xiao Nan: This is the will of God!
Haruka: Which god?
Xiaonan: Eros!
Yao: Then what is her intention?
Xiao Nan: Let you bathe in the grace of the angel!

Haruka: I see!
[Yuyin Village - the best gift]

Mute: Where's my gift?

Haruka: Yes!Where is my present?Are you my gift.

Mute: Probably not!Although I don't mind...

Haruka: If you don't mind, then I'm welcome!
Mute: Wouldn't that be bad.

Haruka: No, it's better than you secretly watching outside the door all the time.

Mute: Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry-_-||
Haruka: An apology is useless, let alone a duplicity apology.

Mute: Where is (;｀O)o
Yao: What do you think?

Mute: What are you doing?
Haruka: I'm exploring where the sun doesn't shine.

Mute: ╮(╯_╰)╭
Haruka: How about this gift?
Mute: This is the best gift I ever received.

Haruka: That's good, I will send you off tomorrow!

Mute: Is it the day after tomorrow?
Haruka: What do you think?

Mute: It should be fine!

Haruka: Hehe (-ω-`)
【Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss——I'm a Princess】

Kaguya Hime: You woke up, bastard!

Yao: Who is the big bastard scolding?
Kaguya Hime: The big bastard scolded you.

Haruka: Hello!big jerk.

Kaguya Hime: Tell me, how are you going to be responsible?

Haruka: Why?You are called master!

Kaguya Hime: That is the suppression brought by the God of Otsutsuki, understand?
Yao: I don't understand, I can only move!

Kaguya Hime: Rogue!

Haruka: What's your opinion?

Kaguya Hime: No...

Haruka: Is there anything else?

Kaguya Hime: I'm tired!
Haruka: Go to sleep when you are tired.

Kaguya Hime: I used to be a princess!How could he be treated so casually.

Haruka: Your Majesty, it's time to sleep.

Kaguya Hime: That's about the same. Wait, what are you doing?

Haruka: Of course it's serving the bed.

Kaguya Hime: There is no such rule...

Haruka: Really?
Kaguya Hime: Fake!

Yao: I'll just say it.

【Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss——The Power of Returning to Heaven】

Haruka: Is this gift really worth it?
Hinata: Of course it's worth it, you must know that you are the owner of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!
Haruka: Oh...is it just because of this that you have fallen?

Hinata: Don't you strive for your own happiness?How did it become corrupted.

Haruka: Oh, it seems that you have other ideas when approaching the castle!
Hinata: Does Haruka-kun mind?

Haruka: I don't mind, I just want to practice spiral pills!

Hinata: Is it a very powerful ninjutsu?
Haruka: You can also say that, you should experience it yourself (ω) hiahiahia
Hinata: What an evil ninjutsu!
Haruka: Yes!Not fun enough, is it?

Hinata: Is that true?A brilliant idea came to mind.

Haruka: What idea?
Hinata: Change the position.

Haruka: What exactly is it?

Hinata: Baguazhang is back to heaven!

Haruka: Sure enough, you know people, face, but not heart. I didn't expect you to be such a Hinata.

Hinata: Are you disappointed?
Haruka: No, very happy.

Hinata: I can do it, Baguazhang is back to heaven~

[City of Fire - Flower Hot Spring]

Ino: Hello, welcome!This is your 99th time here, we have a beautiful gift for you!Stay tuned.

Haruka: Sounds interesting!

Ino: You are satisfied.

……

Yao: What's the matter with your clothes?

Ino: Just some costumes for the show!

Yao: Why did the clothes fall on the floor?
Ino: The Art of Turning Your Heart!

Haruka: Don't come here!

Ino: Hehehe.

Ino: The art of turning the heart around, are you happy?

Haruka: Not very happy, I feel that your performance is too old-fashioned.

Ino: Then what should we do?

Haruka: Do you really want to know?

Ino: I don't want to...

Haruka: That's right, who told you to treat yourself so lightly and severely.

Ino: Do ​​you accept the service of soaking in the hot springs and sending the proprietress off?

Haruka: Huh?Who is the boss?

Ino: Isn't that obvious?
Haruka: It seems that there is no way to hold this event in the future.

Ino: That's natural!
【Xiao Organization Hospitality Room—Boundless Sea】

Haruka: Why don't you go back to Water City and stay here?

Terumi Mei: Ask knowingly, do you want to turn your back on it?
Haruka: It seems that you have developed a new Mizukage, you are indeed Mizukage!

Terumi Mei: Everyone said that it is not a water escape!

Haruka: I don't believe it.

Terumi Mei: Try it!

Yao: Tsk tsk tsk, and said that this is not a water escape, the whole room has become wet.

Terumi Mei: Heh, whatever you want!

Haruka: Look here again, it's really scary...

Terumi Mei: You didn't do this.

Yao: I understand. Your move is called Boundless Sea, which is Haidun.

Terumi Mei: (losing language skills)

[Pommel Horse Clan Land - False Reality]

Kurama Yakumo: Thank you.

Haruka: What happened to your eyes?

Kurama Yakumo: Nothing!
Haruka: Backtracking, you are crazy to use illusion to change my reality.

Kurama Yakumo: Isn't it good to be crazy once?

Haruka: It's just not necessary!It only takes two steps to make your illusion come true.

Kurama Yakumo: Which two steps.

Haruka: Close the door and sleep.

Kurama Yakumo: Why can't I?
Yao: Hehe, how do you know it’s not possible if you don’t close the door.

Kurama Yakumo: Really?

Haruka: It's not an illusion anyway.

Kurama Yakumo: I'm so happy!

Haruka: You are too happy.

Kuruma Yakumo:? ? ?
……

Kurama Yakumo: I...seem to understand.

Haruka: But you're still happy, aren't you?See if this is much simpler than illusion.

Kurama Yakumo: Oh~

[Lei Ying Office - Green Out of Blue]

Haruno Sakura: The situation in Thunder City has stabilized. According to the agreement, you need to meet one of my conditions.

Haruka: Tell me, as long as it’s not too much!
Haruno Sakura: Fight with me until one side is exhausted.

Haruka: Are you sure!
Haruno Sakura: Of course, but the way of fighting is a bit special...

Haruka: Oh, got it!This kind of battle is often fought with your master.

Haruno Sakura: I will know what the master knows, and I will know what the master can't. If you lose, you will play with me every day until you can win.

Haru: As you wish.

Haruno Sakura: ... (Activation of Baihao's technique and secret technique)
Haruka: It's true that blue is better than blue, but that's all.

Haruno Sakura: I am so unwilling!In the end, I still didn't win!

Haruka: I lost.

Haruno Sakura: Why lose when you can win?
Haruka: Hehe, I can tell the difference between once a day and only once a day. As Tsunade's apprentice, he has only such fighting power. It seems that special training is needed!

Haruno Sakura: What is the content of the special training?
Haruka: Of course it is to increase the duration of the battle as much as possible.

Haruno Sakura: Looks like I got what I wanted!

Haruka: If you were smarter, your body flexibility should have been improved by several notches.

Haruno Sakura: What do you mean?
Haruka: Why do you think Tsunade would teach you to exercise your body flexibility.

Haruno Sakura: I see. Fortunately, the final result was good.

Haruka: Today's training officially begins!
Haruno Sakura: Who is afraid of whom!
【Black soil boudoir - well-deserved leg shadow】

Heitu: You finally know that you came to my place?

Haruka: What I said, isn’t it for you to spend more time with your family!

Black Soil: Hmph!

Haruka: Even if you are like this, I will never forget the ultimate purpose of coming here.

Black Soil: For what purpose?
Haruka: According to Onogi, take away you, a guy who doesn't belong to the city of earth.

Heitu: Then how do you want to take it away?

Haruka: Why are you rushing to take this matter away?

Black Soil: Should I mind other places?
Haruka: Of course, after all, I came here to get and appreciate something!
Black Soil: What do you want?
Yao: That depends on whether you are willing to give it or not!
Black Soil: I don't want to.

Haruka: No, you are willing, you see I just approached you and you already lay flat!

Heitu: Do you need to stand up?
Haruka: No need, I prefer you lying flat.

Heitu: What a perverted heart.

Haruka: Hehehe...

Black Soil: What you want has come true, now you can tell me what you want to appreciate!
Haruka: Of course the legs shadow your legs, these legs are really perfect!

Black Soil: What kind of strange hobby are you doing?

Haruka: Are you unhappy?

Heitu: Happy, but a little uncomfortable.

Haruka: You'll get used to it right away, trust me, this will be the norm in the future.

Black Soil: Go to hell!

【Wind Flower Fortress - Wind Flower Snow Moon】

Fenghua Xiaoxue: Is it beautiful here in winter?
Haruka: It's beautiful.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: Then am I beautiful?
Haruka: It's beautiful too!
Fenghua Xiaoxue: ...

Fenghua Xiaoxue: I call the scenery here Fenghuaxueyue, which is my second favorite thing.

Haruka: Oh... It seems that the first is the individual.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: Fenghuaxueyue means that I want to have a relationship with you.

Yao: Are you sure it's "talk"?
Fenghua Xiaoxue: Could it be something else?
Yao: Do ​​you know the story of Xue Ji?
Fenghua Xiaoxue: Never heard of it.

Haruka: Actually, I have never heard of it, but we can create such a legend.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: How to create?
Haruka: The princess of the Fenghua clan was blessed on the night of the full moon, and then turned into a snow princess to protect the Fenghua clan forever.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: What is blessing?
Haruka: What you want to get by drugging your wine.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: Have you been discovered?

Haruka: Of course they were discovered, and everyone has to pay for their recklessness.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: What is the price I have to pay?
Haruka: Of course I accepted the blessing and became Xue Ji.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: Sounds good.

Haruka: It should be good to implement.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: I am not a weak woman!

Haruka: Let's wait and see.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: I feel blessed enough!
Haruka: No it's not enough.

【City of Wind Inn - Kazekage's New Clothes】

Haruka: Wake up, stop pretending!Why are you here?

Temari: I don’t know, I made a wish last night to meet Makoto, and then I appeared here.

Haruka: I don't believe it...

Temari: But it’s true, if you don’t believe me, look at the clothes on my body, the person who can’t see my coat is my real one.

Yao: What if we could see it?

Temari: Ah this...

Yao: Are you kidding me?How can you see something that doesn't exist.

Temari: Really straightforward!
Haruka: You Kazekage, is it really okay to wear such a dress full of roses?
Temari: Don't you like it?
Haruka: I want to admire the biggest and most mysterious rose.

Temari: If it’s you, there’s no problem.

Haruka: That would be great.

Temari: Is it just admiration?

Haruka: I want to turn it into a red rose, does Kazekage-sama have any objections?
Temari: I have no opinion, I just hope you don't forget me.

Haruka: How is it possible? Since there are such beautiful roses, of course we should appreciate them once a day.

Temari: Very honored.

Haruka: Come on, let me see what kind of material Kazekage's new clothes are made of.

Temari: As you wish!
[Huahuo boudoir - I am very strong]

Haruka: You should know that the original matter was only decided by Hinata and others.

Hinata Hanabi: So what, the family has already agreed that I belong to you.

Haruka: Wouldn't it be good to explain this kind of thing?

Hinata Hanabi: I want to closely follow in the footsteps of my sister.

Haruka: Huh? ? ?
Hinata Hanabi: I want my sister to know that I did what she failed to do!

Haruka: As long as you don't regret it!

Hinata Hanabi: I was prepared from the beginning, this lady is very strong!

Haruka: Are you sure you really know how Hinata and I fight?
Hinata Hanabi: Of course I know, isn’t it a fight that only husband and wife can fight?I don't mind either, as it was decided from the beginning.

Haruka: Oh(ω)hiahiahia
Hinata Hanabi: Baguazhang back to heaven!

Hinata Hanabi: Baguazhang back to the sky...

Hinata Hanabi: Baguazhang back to heaven!

Haruka: Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of Hinata's younger sister.

Hinata Hanabi: I feel the limit, wait for me to come back tomorrow!
Haruka: That's not okay (-ω-`)
Hinata Hanabi: My sister is right, you really are not an easy opponent to defeat.

Haruka: I will let you experience what it means to be invincible.

Hinata Hanabi: Please let me go...

Haruka: It's late!

...

...

In the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, under the World Tree, after Yao finished displaying the album in his hand, all the protagonists in the album showed shy smiles.

"I didn't expect you to have such a habit!"

Tsunade's unhurried voice came. As the first protagonist to appear on the stage, her heart is a little calmer now, and she is not ashamed to be her own.

"There are so many things you don't know? Who is willing to take in the homeless me tonight?"

……

The whole book is finished.

　It's over, bye everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)