Master Druid at Hogwarts

Chapter 97 The fairy tales are all liars!

It took Fish less than an hour to finish all the homework, which surprised Professor McGonagall who thought he was just talking.

But more than happy.

"You little villain, you can obviously do it so fast, can't you?"

Professor McGonagall pinched Fish's small face and scolded with a smile.

"Meow woo woo..." (●>ω<●)

Struggling to break free from Professor McGonagall's hands, Fish covered his cheeks and took several steps back, then replied confidently: "Because writing all the time is so boring meow!" (ノ)`ω'(ヽ)
"Wouldn't you be able to go play earlier if you finish writing earlier?"

Professor McGonagall was still trying to put Fish right.

"Of course I know meow! Isn't that what I did today, meow?" However, Fish replied plausibly, "But it's the same to play with Minerva when there's nothing else to do, meow!"

"So you're always teasing me on purpose?!"

Annoyed, Professor McGonagall reached out to pinch Fish's little cheek again, but Fish slipped under her arm, and then fled the office without looking back.

"I finished my homework! I went to Lu Wei to play meow!" ()

Fish, who ran out of Professor McGonagall's office, watched outside for a while, and after confirming that she hadn't chased her out, he cocked his tail triumphantly and swaggered towards the kitchen.

Filling the magic bag with food in the kitchen, Fish ran to the end of the corridor on the fourth floor non-stop, but this time he didn't directly open the door, but drew out his magic wand.

After meeting the bad old man that time, he told Fish how to open the door, so Fish gradually got rid of the habit of opening the door.

"Lu Wei! I'm here to see you, meow!"

After opening the door, Fish greeted Lu Wei cheerfully, then poured out food from the magic pocket, and called Lu Wei to enjoy it together.

"Wow~Wow!" ×3
Lu Wei's three heads screamed for joy at the same time, and they came to Fish, two of them buried themselves in the pile of food to eat, and the rightmost head stuck out its tongue to lick Fish.

"Meow! Don't lick!"

Fish, who had already experienced the same experience many times, didn't even look at it. He grabbed a chicken leg with one hand and put it to his mouth and bit it. He flicked the other free hand and slapped Lu Wei on the nose.

"Ouch..."

After being slapped, Lu Wei retracted his head.

"You bastard, you have three heads in vain, you're not as smart as Yaya." (●Φ~Φ●)
Fish, who still had food in his mouth, shook his head vaguely and sighed.

At least Yaya has learned not to come and lick himself. Lu Wei obviously has three such big heads, but he hasn't learned how to be good all the time. But Hagrid is also stupid sometimes, isn't it true that such a big guy doesn't have a good brain? easy to use?
While chewing the food, Fish was wandering in his head.

But he quickly pulled his thoughts back, then picked up a pork chop from the food pile, and threw it upwards.

"Lu Wei, go on meow!"

"Wang!"

Lu Wei, who was lying on the ground and gnawed the food to bits and pieces, immediately stood up, and raised his three heads high at the same time, one of which opened his mouth wide, caught the pork chop thrown by Fish, and chewed it all. Don't chew it, just swallow it.

This is an occasional game between Fish, Lu Wei and Fang. It was first learned from Hagrid, but Lu Wei is too big, and the space here is too small, so I can't play it very well. On the other hand, Fisch still plays frisbee throwing games with Yaya more often.

And right now Fish didn't intend to play a game of tossing and picking with Lu Wei. After throwing a few food, he quietly took out a small bottle of potion from his pocket and sprinkled it on a piece of roast lamb, and then threw it in the same way. air.

The potion he sprinkled on the mutton was actually the answer to the first question Snape asked Harry during a Potions class, a powerful sleeping potion made from narcissus root powder and wormwood, a dose of life and death. water.

Although Fish used the soft stone technique to trap Lu Wei before, but in fact it broke free quickly at that time, and with its huge size, even if it was trapped in the ground, it only needed to move its claws or head to live. Once it was placed on the door, it was difficult for Fish to remove it.

Even though he has all kinds of spells to enhance his strength, Lu Wei's size advantage is too great, and its own strength is not small, even if Fisher fills up the BUFF, he can't compete with it.

So Fish actually understands that his success rate of forcing his way in is not high.

But in the recent period of time, I have not read so many fairy tale books for nothing!In addition to the useless skills of rolling around and running away from home, he also learned what is called outsmarting!
In "The Tales of Beedle the Poet", the eldest of the three brothers was killed and stole the Elder Wand after being drunk. Although Fisher could not get alcohol, he brought the potion prepared in the Potions class with him. It's okay to walk.

As for the effect of taking the water of life and death, Fish has already tested it. Not only did he taste it himself, but he also secretly fed some to Yaya and Hagrid. Needless to say, they all slept soundly at the time. sweet.

Originally, Fisher originally wanted to feed the stinky guy a dose of life-death water to make him miss the class time, but he never found the opportunity. Later, he learned the head-soaking spell, and the matter ended like this.

If Scarhead and the others hadn't suddenly mentioned the trapdoor to Fish yesterday, it would have been forgotten in the corner of the magic pocket long ago.

Under Fisch's expectant eyes, Lu Wei swallowed the piece of roast lamb sprinkled with life and death water without any precautions.

then……

Nothing happened.

A dose of the water of death is indeed a powerful sleeping pill, but what is even more powerful is the stomach acid of the three-headed dog.

Just like Lu Wei's fur can resist most spells, most potions can't work on Lu Wei. Its stomach acid can even melt stones, and a mere dose of life-death water is not even qualified to make it confused for a moment. No.

The three-headed dog is regarded as one of the best guards by the wizards, and there is a reason for it.

"Damn meow! Those fairy tale books are really not very reliable!"

Fei Xu doesn't care about these things, he only knows that after Sapporo rolled and ran away from home, he failed another move he learned from fairy tale books.

"Wow!" ×3
Lu Wei, who knew nothing about this, saw that Fish stopped suddenly, and could not help but urge him loudly.

But Fish, whose plan failed, has no intention of continuing to play with Lu Wei.

"Stop playing meow! I'm not in the mood!" (ˇˇ)
Fisch sat down cross-legged angrily, folded his hands on his chest, and turned his head to reject Lu Wei's call.

"Ow?"

Lu Wei's six big eyes were full of confusion. He couldn't figure out why Fish was suddenly unhappy, so he flicked his tail, lay down, and stretched out his tongue to lick Fish's face. ...

Then, as a matter of course, he was slapped back by Fisch's slap.

"Ouch..."

Lu Wei took a few steps back aggrieved, not understanding what he did wrong.

However, the few steps it took back made itself a little farther away from the trapdoor, and Fisher was pleasantly surprised to find that...

At this distance, Lu Wei seems to have no time to stop himself!

While Fisch was using the soft stone technique, he also jumped towards the trap door.

……

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　Draught of Living Death, draught is a "medicine", but it also means "a dose of one mouthful", so it should be "a dose of water of life and death" instead of a dose of "water of life and death".

　　The HP I read was translated by the People’s Literature Publishing House. The first part was called a dose of life-death water, and the sixth part became a decoction of living hell. I don’t know what happened.

　　Moreover, the materials mentioned in the two are different. The water of life and death is daffodil root and wormwood, and the living hell is sleepy bean and valerian root. Of course, it may not be complete.

　　But the Potion of Living Hell was the content of "Advanced Potion Making" after joining the NEWT course in the sixth grade, and when Snape asked the question in the first grade, Hermione already knew the answer.

　　So I guess there are probably two formulas, the primary version and the upgraded version.

　　Or a bug.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)