Master Druid at Hogwarts

Chapter 342 I Swim at Night, Fight and Swear, But I'm a Good Cat
For the next few days, there was only one topic of conversation in the school, and that was Sirius Black.The tales of how he broke into the castle are getting more and more bizarre...

Hannah Abbott of Hufflepuff even swears to everyone that Black will turn into a flowering bush.

Of course, few people would believe her unreliable guess.

Then there is the fat lady who was originally in charge of guarding the Gryffindor dormitory. She is currently living in other portraits, and the torn portrait belonging to the fat lady has been taken down. It will take a long time to repair it.

Dumbledore was having some trouble finding a replacement portrait.

The other portraits are terrified by what happened to the fat lady, and no one is willing to take the place of the fat lady to guard the entrance and exit of the Gryffindor dormitory... except Fish's old friend who always leads a short and fat horse Ser Cadogan of the gray pony.

Dumbledore had no choice but to transfer Sir Cadogan's portrait to the door of the Gryffindor dormitory.

However, what he didn't expect was that Sir Cadogan had a big mess on his first day as Gryffindor's guard...

After moving Sir Cadogan's portrait to the door of Gryffindor's dormitory, Professor McGonagall specially asked Percy to take everyone to get to know each other and determine the next password.

Then, after seeing Sir Cadogan, the kitten jumped out suddenly.

"Meow ha ha ha ha, hello, you cheap tin can!"

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Under the horrified and angry eyes of Professor McGonagall and the other girls, Fish greeted him skillfully in a vulgar way.

"Haha! It turned out to be you, a despicable cat bastard!"

Sir Cadogan said the same vulgar words, and raised the spear in his hand, constantly poking at Fish outside the portrait.

"Let's duel! Continue our unfinished battle! I will hang your body on the tip of my spear!"

"You can't really hit Fisch, you idiot with a mind full of shit, meow!"

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"Despicable thief! Cowardly coward! Your insult to the knight requires blood..."

"Fish McGonagall!!!"

Before Sir Cadogan could finish speaking in the portrait, he was interrupted by an angry Professor McGonagall.

"Where did you learn these words?!!"

Professor McGonagall took a few steps to the little cat who was scolding Sir Cadogan with a fierce expression, and grabbed his face fiercely.

"Meow!"

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Fish tilted his head to alleviate the pain on his face, while waving his hands begging for mercy: "Minerva, let go of meow! Fish is hurt to death!"

"Speak! Since when did you learn to swear?!"

After twisting the little skin cat's face again, Professor McGonagall let go and asked viciously.

"What is a dirty word? Fish doesn't know..."

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Fish rubbed his flushed cheeks, and asked in confusion.

Professor McGonagall frowned tightly, his voice slowed down a little, and he said, "That's what you just said."

"Meow? That's what Fish and the tin can learned..."

Fish pointed to Sir Cadogan in the portrait, and told the story of how he learned to swear.

"When Fish was playing in the castle before, he came across this tin can, and for no reason he asked Fish to duel with him, but he couldn't get out by himself, and he always said some weird things to Fish. ...Although Fisch didn't know what those words meant, he still felt that they were not good words, so he followed his example and spoke to him like this."

After the little cat finished speaking, he tilted his head and asked suspiciously: "Minerva, are these swear words? What do swear words mean? Is it a kind of curse?"

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Because of Fisch's special affinity, basically no one would say bad things next to him. Even when Voldemort's diary mentality collapsed, he was just saying some vicious curses. After all, as the Dark Lord and The descendant of Slytherin, Voldemort will still maintain his own style most of the time.

And Professor McGonagall is even more unlikely to take the initiative to tell Fish what swear words are, so even if the kitten has lived in human society for so long, the concept of swear words is still very vague.

"Swearing is a very bad and disrespectful way of speaking. Only rude and uneducated people will always put swearing on their lips."

While explaining to Fish what swear words are, Professor McGonagall stared at Sir Cadogan in the portrait with an ugly expression, and the little witches next to him also had expressions of hatred.

Although Sir Cadogan's mind is not very clear, and he always considers himself brave, but when faced with such a scene, he still can only admit cowardice, but he still shows a disdain to argue with Professor McGonagall He tilted his head to one side, muttering something incessantly.

Even Fisher's sensitive hearing could only vaguely pick up some scattered words like "man", "woman" and "chivalry".

"In short, you are not allowed to say it again in the future. This is not something a good boy should understand."

Professor McGonagall stared at Fisher solemnly, emphasizing every word.

"Oh……"

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The little cat nodded in a daze. Anyway, he didn't have the habit of saying these words, that is, he said it when facing Sir Cadogan. Since Professor McGonagall didn't like it, then he just didn't say it.

After admonishing Fish, Professor McGonagall turned to look at the portrait of Sir Cadogan.

"Sir Cadogan, I don't want to interfere with your personal interests, but! I also don't want to hear you say some unsavory and crazy things to my children and students!"

Professor McGonagall sternly warned, "Otherwise, I wouldn't mind studying Sirius Black and doing something to your canvas!"

"A brave knight is never threatened! I'm not even afraid of a wyvern!"

Sir Cadogan raised his spear and yelled at Professor McGonagall, but soon he changed the subject and said, "However, an upright knight will not refuse the request of a mother and teacher," he raised his head Spear, saluted Professor McGonagall with a funny salute, "So, I agree to your request."

Professor McGonagall pursed her lips, nodded lightly, then turned to Percy, Sharpey and the others and said, "If anything happens, remember to notify me in time."

Sir Cadogan is still very famous in the wizarding world, and there are even proverbs related to him, so Professor McGonagall didn't take his promise to heart at all, it was just out of her personal cultivation, no So obvious.

And Percy and Sharpe naturally understood what Professor McGonagall meant, and agreed without hesitation.

Sir Cadogan in the portrait did not hear the subtext of Professor McGonagall. He waved the spear in his hand vigorously and shouted brazenly: "With Sir Cadogan here, I will never let any intruders go!"

But because he taught cats bad behavior, none of the Gryffindor students wanted to talk to him.

And in the following days, everyone's opinions on Sir Cadogan are getting bigger and bigger...

Because although Sir Cadogan has restrained his words, his habit of teasing others to fight with him has not changed, which makes everyone very annoying.

In addition, he always came up with some absurdly complicated passwords, and he had to change them at least twice a day. This made Neville, who was prone to forgetting passwords, have to use a long note to give all the passwords for a week. record it.

"He's completely mad," Seamus Finnigan said to Percy angrily. "Can't it be someone else?"

"If you can find other portraits who are willing to take this job."

Percy shrugged resignedly, he had had enough of this crazy guy too.

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　It's the last day of this year, I wish you all a happy new year in advance.

　　The weak, innocent and pitiful author can only have dinner alone in a foreign place tonight. Fortunately, I have a cat to accompany me on the New Year's Eve... (д)
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　　Thanks to the dirty north and witnesses for their rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)