Master Druid at Hogwarts

Chapter 174 Lu Dongbin, Drunk and Li Jin

Chapter 174 Lu Dongbin, Drunken Pot Lifting Power

"Welcome, Professor McGonagall, and Little Fish."

When Professor McGonagall led Fish into the lobby of the Leaky Cauldron, Tom, the owner, greeted them immediately, and greeted the two with a smile on his face.

"It's not little Fish, Fish has grown taller!" (●ΦДΦ●)
Fish, who just realized that he has grown taller, can't hear the name "Little Fish" now.

Old Tom quickly changed his words and gave Fish a boob salute very formally, "As you wish, Mr. McGonagall."

Fish was coaxed into a smile.

"What do you two want?"

As a bar owner, Tom instinctively started to solicit business for himself.

What's more, the bar at this time is extremely deserted. If you want to really get lively, you have to wait for the Hogwarts students to receive their book lists and start shopping in large quantities in Diagon Alley.

So now old Tom can earn a little bit.

For this reason, he also specially said to Fish: "As an apology for the slip of the tongue just now, I can buy Mr. McGonagall a drink. What would you like to drink?"

"Fisch wants to drink meow!" (●ω●)

Although he had the experience of drinking and drinking, isn't he grown up now?
Minerva said that she can drink when she grows up!

"no!"

However, Professor McGonagall on the side directly blocked it.

"It's just what Minerva said, Fish will buy me anything I want, meow!" ∑(●ΦДΦ●)
"But I also said that you can't drink until you grow up."

"Hasn't Fish grown up?! Minerva, you big liar!" (●`ω●)
"You've only grown up a little bit, and you're not old enough to drink."

"When does Fish grow up to be able to drink?" ω

In order to avoid being fooled by Professor McGonagall again, Fish asked persistently.

"Hmm..." Professor McGonagall pondered for a moment, lost his mind, and replied, "When you grow a beard."

"Fish already has a beard, meow!"

"I'm talking about your beard growing in human form." Professor McGonagall hastily added.

Then she saw Fish put the palms of both hands on her chubby cheeks, and rubbed them indiscriminately a few times.

(ノ)`ω(ヾ)
(=ΦωΦ=)
"The beard is growing meow!"

When Fish lowered his hands, there were already a few cat whiskers on his face.

Professor McGonagall: "..."

"It doesn't count if it turns out!"

"It's not conjured! This is Fisher's beard!" (=`Д=)
Fish was not happy, the cat's whiskers had been there since he could remember, how could it be conjured up?
"Anyway, it's not good! You're too young now!"

"Minerva, you big liar! Fish will never trust you again, meow!"

"It's useless to be awkward, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

While Fish was relentlessly arguing with Professor McGonagall, Tom, the boss, came to smooth things over and said, "Why don't you give Fish a glass of butterbeer? Even if it's a little wizard, it's okay to have a glass." of."

Professor McGonagall looked down at Fish, and saw that he was holding up his little head stubbornly, pouted his lips angrily, and was looking at him. The cat whiskers on both sides of his cheeks were still shaking, and he looked very cute outside. (=`3=)
After holding back a smile and thinking for a while, Professor McGonagall took the initiative to take a step back and said, "Okay, but there is only one cup."

"Fish started liking Minerva again meow!" (=ΦωΦ=)
Fisher, who won the phased victory, let it go.

So Professor McGonagall turned to Tom and said, "Then have two glasses of butterbeer. After drinking, I have to take Fish to buy this year's textbooks."

"Oh? This year's Hogwarts book list is a bit late."

Old Tom, who was preparing butter beer behind the bar, casually asked Professor McGonagall for news, which was also a professional habit of a bar owner.

"No way," Professor McGonagall sighed, because it wasn't a secret, so she told Tom directly, "It's hard to find a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Troublesome fellow."

"Butterbeer for two."

Old Tom put two glasses filled with golden yellow liquid with a thick layer of foam floating on the top, and placed them in front of Professor McGonagall and Fish, then raised his eyebrows subconsciously.

In his impression, Professor McGonagall seldom gossips behind other people's backs. Since she even commented on the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher like this, the other party is basically a troublesome guy.

"It seems that the students of Hogwarts will not have a good time this year."

Old Tom sighed with emotion, and did not continue to inquire about who the other party was.

Enough is enough, which is also a skill that a qualified bar owner must master.

The topics of adults are not attractive to Fish at all. He is sipping the butterbeer in his glass - the thing that he drank chicken blood brandy fragments before still made him "magic medicine" like wine, Maintain a certain awe.

Because the top layer of foam would always get on the cat's whiskers, Fish had to take the whiskers back after several attempts.

Although the white foam had no taste, it had a scent, and it had a weird and interesting taste in the mouth. Fish first took a small sip, then stuck out his tongue, trying to lick them up.

After swallowing a few mouthfuls of tasteless foam, Fish picked up the cup and gently poured the golden-yellow liquid below into his own mouth.

As a low-alcohol drink that can be sold to little wizards, butterbeer tastes closer to a drink, with a sweetness like toffee.

At the same time, it also has the must-have bouquet for alcoholic drinks, but compared to the chicken blood wine that Fish had drunk back then, the bouquet of butter beer is much weaker.

After taking a few sips, Fisch was very satisfied with the taste of the butter beer, and he didn't seem to have lost his memory as before...

Fish has really grown up!

The little cat who thought so was no longer cautious, dragging the wine glass with both hands, tilted his neck, and gulped down the wine.

"Gudong Gudong Gudong... Ha!" (●`Д●)
Proudly gulping down the butterbeer in the glass, Fish reached out and wiped a handful of the foam standing near his lips, and let out a hearty sigh.

"Minerva! This wine is delicious meow!"

Fish's voice became louder involuntarily, he slapped the table and yelled, "Fish wants to drink... hiccup!" (●`Д●)
The kitten burped and yelled loudly.

The unruly expression combined with his chubby red face made him look extremely cute.

"It seems that Mr. McGonagall doesn't drink very well."

The culprit, Old Tom, said with a smile.

Professor McGonagall glared at him with a black face, and then pressed Fish's waving little hand down.

"You're already drunk, you can't drink any more!"

"Fish is not drunk, meow! I'm sober... hiccup!" (●ΦДΦ●)
As if wanting to prove what he said was true, Fish stood up unsteadily, and then raised the stool under him high.

"Look! Fish is not drunk!"

Fish shook the stool in his hand, retorting loudly.

I don't know how he brought the relationship between the two together.

After lifting the stool for a while, Fisher suddenly tossed it aside, then looked at Professor McGonagall with misty eyes, "Minerva... hiccup! Why did you become two cats?"

Before she could answer, Fish hugged his head and wailed, "Fish's head is so dizzy meow! Minerva~ Fish is poisoned meow! Meow woo woo—hiccup!" (QДQ● )
Fish began to cry as he spoke.

Professor McGonagall could only hug him dumbfoundedly, rubbing his head for him, and softly comforted him: "It's all right, you're just drunk, not poisoned."

Just when she was about to ask old Tom for the potion for sobering up, Fisher shivered suddenly, and his originally misty green eyes suddenly became clear again.

"I'm not dizzy now, meow!"

Fish blinked, and then carefully looked at the empty wine glass on the table.

"Wine is terrible, meow! Sure enough, Fish is still too young!" (ˇˇ)
He now fully believes what Professor McGonagall said that he must grow up to drink, because the first time he was drunk and had no memory, now that he has grown up a bit, he can retain his memory, but he will become dizzy Huhu, very uncomfortable.

Professor McGonagall looked at Fish, who was on the verge of a formidable enemy, speechlessly, and didn't explain much. At least for a long time to come, she didn't have to worry about Fish sneaking away to drink.

……

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 In my impression, some HP colleagues have written Hannah as Old Tom's daughter or granddaughter.

  But I couldn't find any clues that Hannah Abbott was the child of the owner of the Leaky Cauldron. Harry went to the Leaky Cauldron several times, but he never met Hannah.

  You must know that after Hannah and Neville got married, Neville had always lived in the Leaky Cauldron, so if the above assumptions were true, it was unlikely that Hannah would usually live in other places.

  Then I checked the information of the Leaky Cauldron, and found that the previous owner was not named Aibo, so the Leaky Cauldron should not be a family inheritance system, and most likely it was acquired by Hannah after graduation.

  ……

  Thanks to Liang Xibo, Yunqueying, Zuo Ce, all good names are used, Lightning Silver Wolf, Dove, Two-dimensional is the best, Wuyu Boring, Li Ganxun, Maomaojiang Xu Jie, JIANN, Lu Yi, String asdf rewards.

  
 
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