Survival on the road, I have a prompt system

By the time Zhang Tuohai came to the Governor's Mansion, it was already the beginning of the lights.

Zhang Tuohai squatted outside for a while and realized that the people who came seemed to be familiar faces, and they were all in carriages with invitations in their hands.

Carriages are easy to handle, but invitations are not.

Just because there was no invitation, Zhang Tuohai didn't go in?

I can't.

Zhang Tuohai decided to display his traditional artistic ability - over the wall.

After wandering around the Governor's Mansion for more than half a circle, Zhang Tuohai finally found that the defense in the backyard was relatively weak, with only a three-meter-high wall and three teams of patrolling lobster soldiers.

Zhang Tuohai calculated the patrol cycle and events, picked a gap between the two teams of patrol soldiers, ran out of the alley with a brisk step, jumped onto the high wall, and then turned over and jumped over.

The whole process is done in one go, without the slightest jerky.

After climbing over the high wall, Zhang Tuohai fell into the bushes.

Carefully walking through the bushes, Zhang Tuohai was just about to go inside when he saw a rope made of sheets coming down from the window on the third floor, and a person was climbing down along the rope.

"Is this a meeting with a colleague?" Zhang Tuohai was stunned.

However, he immediately overturned his conclusions.

How can there be someone who flies over the eaves and walks on the wall while wearing a long skirt?

And it's very clumsy, it's only three floors, and it took a long time to get down halfway.

Is it in this river?

This is not reasonable!

Zhang Tuohai walked over quietly, looked down with his arms around his shoulders, and was about to give this novice some life guidance.

Zhang Tuohai waited below for quite a while before the one in the long skirt slowly fell from the rope of the bed sheet to the ground.

Also because he couldn't stand firmly, he sat down on the ground.

With the help of the moonlight, Zhang Tuohai saw the other person's appearance clearly.

She has flaxen hair, braided into a very beautiful hairstyle, her face is beautiful, her skin is smooth and supple, and she looks about [-] or [-]. There is a shining sapphire around her neck, dotted among the snow-capped mountains and valleys.

She was wearing a long white dress, the kind with panniers, which was studded with shining gems, sparkling.

On his hand was a huge diamond ring, the size of a pigeon egg.

"How dare you come to the Governor's Mansion to steal something, you are quite courageous." Zhang Tuohai said first.

"I'm sorry, sir, this is my first time... Hey, no, this is my home, why should I apologize? Who are you? I should be the one asking you this, right?" The woman in the white dress said angrily. Said.

"Oh, it seems so, then let me introduce myself, I am a pirate, the captain of the White Bird." Zhang Tuohai took off his hat and gave a slight greeting.

Hearing Zhang Tuohai's self-introduction, the girl was not afraid to scream, but her eyes were full of excitement. She got up from the ground and rushed to Zhang Tuohai and asked, "Are you really a pirate?"

Zhang Tuohai was taken aback by the girl's enthusiastic look.

"Is this person mentally ill?" Zhang Tuohai murmured in his heart, but he still said with a smile on his lips, "If it's true, my name is on the wanted warrant of the empire, and the reward is 10 dinars."

"What, it's only 10 dinars, not even enough for my pocket money for a month, so it doesn't look like a big pirate."

The girl whispered.

"Cough, cough, cough." Zhang Tuohai coughed chokingly after hearing the girl's words.

He and the mate had learned about the economics of the world.

A catty of pork is only 10 dinars, a large glass of beer is only 2 dinars, it is only 200 dinars to find a wanderer in a tavern, and a skilled worker working in a workshop is only 800-1000 dinars a month. Narr, regular gig work pays less.

This woman's pocket money is more than 10 dinars a month, which is quite white and rich.

Zhang Tuohai guessed that this woman is definitely not a simple person, she is probably an important figure in the Governor's Mansion, or an important female guest who came to visit.

"However, since it's out, let's start from the bottom. A small pirate ship is also fine. The lower the starting point, the greater the future achievements, and the more shocking everyone's attention. That's what bards say. Well, it's such a happy decision, I've decided to join your pirate group, Mr. Pirate!" The woman made a decision by smashing the palm of her left hand with her right hand.

Zhang Tuohai: "???"

He hasn't said anything yet, why is this woman joining his pirate group?Is it wrong to expand?
"Ma'am, did you not understand my identity? I am a pirate, not a gentleman and a dog licking around you. Please pay attention to your behavior and don't make me feel dangerous, otherwise, there may be some bad things." things happen.”

As Zhang Tuohai said, he drew out the stabbing sword at his waist.

"Are you testing my ability? I know that being a pirate requires you to fight. I have learned from my guard captain for a long time, and now I can fight two knights."

As the woman said, she clapped her hands, and suddenly there was a shiny, shiny barbecue fork in her hand.

The woman held the barbecue fork in both hands and posed in a waist-horse pose: "Come on!"

Zhang Tuohai: "..."

He knew that this woman had a brain problem.

"Forget it, normal people can't argue with lunatics. They kill people and don't pay for their lives. Can't they hide from us if they can't provoke us?"

Zhang Tuohai turned around and was about to leave.

"You are not allowed to leave!" The woman grabbed Zhang Tuohai, "If you dare to leave, I will shout loudly, today is a special day, there are 300 imperial infantry guards in the Governor's Mansion, plus 3 court bachelors, come to participate There are hundreds of guests here, each with at least two personal guards, and each of these guards is at the level of an infantry captain, are you sure you can deal with so many people?"

"What are you doing?" Zhang Tuohai was speechless.

"I want to join your pirate group!" the woman said stubbornly.

"My pirate group doesn't support idlers." Zhang Tuohai was helpless.

"I can do everything, I can settle accounts, manage servants, know how to make up, know noble etiquette, and how to refuse gracefully and politely."

said the woman.

"Then can you teach me how to reject you gracefully and politely?" Zhang Tuohai asked.

"Sorry, this is not a lady's behavior."

"Have you ever seen a lady with a spit?"

"You just say let me join."

"What if not?"

"Then I will yell, attract everyone, and everyone will die together. At worst, I will run away from the marriage next time. Anyway, the wedding will definitely not go on if it is like this today. I can delay it for a while. As for you, Mr. Pirate , I’m afraid I can only live in a prison.”

"You really want to join the pirate group?"

"of course."

"The first rule of joining the pirate group is to obey the captain's orders and not violate the captain's orders!"

"Can I get a discount?"

"No."

"Well then, I agree."

"Okay, the first order of the pirate group, you immediately climb back to the room along this rope."

girl:"……"